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  • "and everybody plays fucking good, or you ain*t getting shit".. Nowadays u play shit and u are getting epics for beeing brain afk in looking for raid.

  • Dives<33

  • i heard he died from a heart attack during this raid

  • you got poop dont u?

  • /gquit lol 

  • omg eric cartman is alive!

  • :O

  • * actually its "your lazy fucking asses"

  • I want to be in this guys guild... where do I sign up?

  • If a game is this upsetting, it had better fucking play so good it's never played that good before. 

  • YOU AINT GETTING SHIT! i loled

  • this is my boy Dives. he has a military background. pure gold.

  • I would just leave that Guild..

  • ahh the irony of wiping in the Wipe Club then raging

  • LOL this guy is amazing.

  • F - A - I - L !

  • 4str 4stam leather belt? AHHHHH

  • haha awesome!

  • its the way it was pre bc, i miss it.. to many nubs and retards now...

  • YEAH!

  • Let me download the file plz, im gonna do sumthing funny wit

  • loool sehr nice, so geht unser gildenleader aber nicht ab xD

  • he said "fuck" about 15 times in the clip/movie :)

  • The idea is to not suck so your GM doesn't yell at you :3

    Dives is pissed because people are screwing up, and back when raids took 40 people to complete, 5 people fucking up and screwing the other 35 was unacceptable. You have to ask yourself why people stay in his guild, and the answer is, the good people are on his side, because they're not getting bitched at.

  • Yeah I hate when people messing up in a team.

  • @atheistchaos You couldn't have said that any better. I was steaming angry when the tanks failed to hold aggro in a VoA 10 run and I basically had a Dives-style moment in g-chat(since I'm not the GM of the guild I was raiding with). Some summary g-kicks would have been in order if it was up to Dives.

    Bottom line is that raiding is serious business. EVERYbody needs to get their shit in line.

  • Raiding back then was alot harder, there was lot more people, and you raiding alot longer. Needless to say people would get stressed and do this. It was fun :)

  • Omg, ivé never understood these screaming angry GM:s. Me and my BF runs a guild but the only stuff we have as a rule is to play and being drunk every now and then and have fekkin fun while doing it.

  • Just to let you know, you spelt woilla wrong, rofl... its spelt Viola.

  • lol wowstorys, you make fun of other people's grammar when you fail at english yourself, observe: spelt = spelled, Viola = voila

  • 'spelt' is correct english.

  • No it's not. o.O

  • maybe if he spoke properly they would play properly

  • this guy should get his own show lol

  • i wanna join that guild

  • lol if you plan to join the marines raid with this guy.

  • 200 DKP minus?

    that's harsh!

  • whats dkp?

  • Dragon Kill Points originally. Basically they're a sort of credit system. When cool items drop, players spend the DKP they have to claim that item. Not all groups use that system though.

  • DKP = Dragon Kill Points. (Not "Dungeon kill points" as some says)

    It's a point system which ensure the best possible item distribution. I'd recome you to read more on wowwiki (google: DKP wowwiki) if you want to know more about this system.

  • 15 "Fucks" in one minute

  • I would hate to be his neighbor

  • Get a Life |-)

  • GOOD THING I GOT ENOUGH ENERGY DRINKS TO KEEP ME HYPER-ACTIVE!!!!lol

  • i would join his guild totally

  • look at meeee, I am nolifer...

  • HAAARD!!! :D:D:DD

  • This HAS to be the #1 ranked guild overall!!!

  • This guys awesome :)v

  • This guy is so insane it's actually funny :)

    But this doesn't quite come close to the Onyxia Wipe.

  • " Lazy Fucking Asses " not lady <:

  • this guy is my hero

  • @DamonPerfecto

    You are just the type of fucktard that likes that ruins a raid for not only the leader but 10 to 25 (and back then 40) other different people completely wasting everyone's time. You're dead beat, trailer park parents never put you in sports, its clearly obvious.

  • Fail troll is fail

  • i love this type of motivation

  • thats a universal raid guide, amazing

  • he should join the army and become a drill sergeant

  • I read an interview with Dives on MMO-Champion, and I seem to remember him mentioning being a drill sergeant at one point.

    I could always to be insane and have imagined that, though.

  • He was in the Finnish army, I know that. He also saw some rough, rough shit growing up in Romania. I'm not saying that the latter makes him a yelling, hilarious ass, but for everyone who is pointing out that it's "just a game..." yeah, pretty sure he knows that and assumes that your feelings won't be hurt over a game.

  • @Radley90 He was a drill sergeant. LOL.

  • Thank you for being the joke of many a guild, yet having the spine to say all of this

    @ people who "omg grow up it's just a game srsly i fuk u up irl lolol" Go back to Hello Kitty Island Adventure. This is a TEAM game, and if you're being an asshat, wiping the raid a bunch of times, and being dead weight, you shouldn't be tolerated. /gquit is there for a reason, if you're that bad to make someone this angry, use it and go back to your kiddie guild.

  • Cuz a TEAM game is srs bizness, amirite?

    I'd definitely make someone as angry as this for the lulz, if it takes something as little as a game to make them go off.

    Sorry, but when you have anger management issues such as this, YOU should be the one going back to Hello Kitty Island Adventure, as you're most certainly not fit to handle pressure on WoW.

    I'd be an asshat anyday to this kind of people. Anyday!

  • @DamonPerfecto

    so... thats why you've never cleared 25m content right?

  • I'm afraid you're right on that one.

    I have higher priorities on my list than seeing WoW endgame content.

    To each his own, I guess.

  • I would have screamed like that !

  • And crap like this is the reason I don't play WoW anymore....

  • OMG he sounds sooooo much like a Dalek

  • i cant stop LAUGHING!

  • /gquit

  • Saix = Kingdom Hearts?

  • my god dude relax not even me reacts like this when instances goes wrong! =O

  • thats same guy from onyxia animation :D

  • he said FUCK 15 times for wow WOOOT NEW RECORD YAY

  • ahh yes lmfao iv been looking for this for a

    loooonnng time.

  • This is really Sad

  • Its not Saix its Caix, kek noob player aswell :p

  • Haha thats XLarge :d hes a nub warlock

  • Or NOOO im wrong its Dives the main tank. Gnome warrior. Anyways Xlarge is still a noob, Nowadays Dives plays an alt dont know its name sadly enough.

  • No, Thats Dives, Tauren Warrior.

  • Wow, this guy is insane. Makes me glad I'm Horde, although I would like to meet this guy (in WoW) lol

  • Seems like an Onyxia Wipe ripoff, but still pretty damn funny.

  • Its not a 'ripoff' its the same guy, I forget his information but the guild is called Wipe Club, they are Alliance and the guy talking plays a Female Gnome Mage.

  • They are NOT an alliance guild retards, they were a horde guild on Chromaggus EU.

  • They are Horde on old Chromaggus EU, and he playes a Tauren Warrior, atleast Dives used to.

  • They used to play horde on chromaggus long time ago, then they rerolled alliance on boulderfist. Dives is inactive now (like the 95% of the old guild players)and the current wipe club is leaded by kids and noobs.

  • Really? I'm Horde on Boulderfist ;) Too bad they are EU probably...

  • Haha, what a fucking Nerd xD! I need moar epix ur u gte kicekd kthxbai!

  • i was playing this at a cafe everyone was looking at me lol

  • thats hawt

  • LMAO He said "fuck" 15 times and my favorite part was the fucking motivation part XD

  • It can be PRETTY annoying sometimes when people dont obey what you tell them to do. I would do that too.

    I like the part where he goes 'Is that enough fucking motivation for you?' lol!!!

    Thumbs up!

  • Nerd rage on caffeine - precious!

  • Not staged. Dives admitted this himself. The only thing he said was that there were very few occasions where he actually had to be this hardcore.

  • this on boulderfist?

  • the guy is a natural born leader, i can see him leading a military unit in no time :)

  • jeez , gettin al emo over a wipe wtf

  • if that was for real, no way would you stay in the guild lol

  • same guy who screams in onyxia wipe animation? i love this guy <3

  • lol @ people who think this is real.

    It's staged guys. lol.

  • DKP is for noobs.

  • i fall the fuck asleep all the time on my raids

  • I would quit the fucking guild, tell him, his mother, his grandmother, neighbors, little brothers and sisters, pets, and the God they all believe in to fuck off. Nobody should pay $15 a month to get yelled at by some prick who can't handle his anger.

  • It's called leading retard. Deal with it.

  • btw, Did I say fucking?

  • zomg

  • what an idiotic loser..

  • D= holycrap

  • This dude is the biggest douchebag ever.

  • Luckily, I have enough energy drinks, to keep me very fucking hyper-active. LOL!!

  • i'd wipe the raid on purpose just to hear his tardish screams

  • i would tell the retard to fuck off.. its agame

  • LOL 200 DKP minus!!!

  • Dives plays in wipe club on boulderfist server eu as alliance. he was afk for like 6 months but now he has rerolled a 70 shaman called divesium. altho he doesnt raid lead anymore

  • LMAO

  • I'd cause wipe's on purpose just to get him to shout at me

  • wow i dont see how its possible to get that mad over some pixels on a monitor.

  • omg i just love this dude and i just want him in my guild i would love that =)

  • onyxia wipe guy

  • onyxia wipe guy

  • LOLROLF!!!!!!!!!

  • Shitty leader. I would have left.

  • MINUS 200 FUCKING DKP! = ]

  • /gquit

  • ROFL

  • guys name is Xlarge on EU bolderfist

  • dude i checkd...and the guy whos always pissd stop playing wow >=( now someone else iss playing x'O

  • propmastaflash his an horde on chromaggus, and that was 2 years ago, and that guy about cod 4 this was fucking 2 years ago, cod 3 or 4 was not even out there, and cod 4 dont take any skill since its arcade shit, and DKP means dragon kill points..

  • what does DKP mean ?

  • In raids, in order to loot an item you need DKP. You earn DKP from doing raids with the guild :)

  • Originally came from "Dragon Kill Points". Generally when you kill a dragon or some kind of boss, the raid leader awards these DKP points to the participants. The players then can spend or use that DKP to win the items that drop off those bosses. IE, you help kill lots of dragons, you get more DKP and thus can get more gear.

  • Dragon Kill Points

  • Little WoW dictator there. Come play CoD4 and get a couple in the head. pow--xD

  • hes gotta be an alliance player for sure, they all a bunch of cry babys right?

  • not everyone on ally are retards like that , remove the allicism from your head

  • Nope he's horde. And he wasn't crying,he just takes the game too serious and has elitism,which is what most horde players are like.

  • No moron, this guild is alliance. The raidleader/GM is a gnome female warrior TANK called DIVE from the guild WIPE CLUB.

  • Wipe CLub, huh? Soooo fitting for these guys.

  • Whats this guys toon name?? i wanna look him up on armory lol

  • the word fuck has never been abused so much in 1:12 sec

  • lol

  • 8====D

  • i thought he said YOU BAD FUCKING PLACE in the first part.

  • coolio3k racist? stfu

  • hmm wow is breeding a new nazi regime

  • He was a Gnome warrior, but he quit now :)

  • i want to meet him, he sounds like a good guy you know?

  • lol

  • This is what happens when you get addicted to WoW

  • You need someone like him to drive people tho

  • he is dam funny!

  • hes ally

  • gnome mos def

  • o.o zomg...

  • lets just see, judging by the sound of it, horde or alliance?

  • he makes me think of a orc! i'm a BE so i'm soft...HES MAD! RAWR FTH!

  • LMAO XD

  • THIS GUY RULES

  • holy shit....i shit myself laughing

  • Haha!! The energy drinks bit! That was awesome

  • HAHA!

  • hahahah that guys ideal

  • omg rofl thats the funnest shit ive ever heard the and the accent makes it 20 tiems better

  • I totally fucking agree!!

    ROFL.

  • funniest thing I have ever heard

  • btw, if someone said that to me in my guild, id leave, and tell him to cock off. or even better, id go watch my DVD of the IT Crowd then go buy some cake

  • he should get a life if he take wow that serius

  • Hmmm... this guy is putting the rest of us WoW players to shame :(