"and everybody plays fucking good, or you ain*t getting shit".. Nowadays u play shit and u are getting epics for beeing brain afk in looking for raid.
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the idea is to play the game as if it is a game, because it is. it is not a life or death situation and this loser treats it as such. its not the marines or navy seals, or whatever. its fuckin WoW and this dumbass has no business acting like a drill sergeant every time. dude needs to chill and get a life.
The idea is to not suck so your GM doesn't yell at you :3
Dives is pissed because people are screwing up, and back when raids took 40 people to complete, 5 people fucking up and screwing the other 35 was unacceptable. You have to ask yourself why people stay in his guild, and the answer is, the good people are on his side, because they're not getting bitched at.
@atheistchaos You couldn't have said that any better. I was steaming angry when the tanks failed to hold aggro in a VoA 10 run and I basically had a Dives-style moment in g-chat(since I'm not the GM of the guild I was raiding with). Some summary g-kicks would have been in order if it was up to Dives.
Bottom line is that raiding is serious business. EVERYbody needs to get their shit in line.
Raiding back then was alot harder, there was lot more people, and you raiding alot longer. Needless to say people would get stressed and do this. It was fun :)
Omg, ivé never understood these screaming angry GM:s. Me and my BF runs a guild but the only stuff we have as a rule is to play and being drunk every now and then and have fekkin fun while doing it.
Dragon Kill Points originally. Basically they're a sort of credit system. When cool items drop, players spend the DKP they have to claim that item. Not all groups use that system though.
DKP = Dragon Kill Points. (Not "Dungeon kill points" as some says)
It's a point system which ensure the best possible item distribution. I'd recome you to read more on wowwiki (google: DKP wowwiki) if you want to know more about this system.
You are just the type of fucktard that likes that ruins a raid for not only the leader but 10 to 25 (and back then 40) other different people completely wasting everyone's time. You're dead beat, trailer park parents never put you in sports, its clearly obvious.
He was in the Finnish army, I know that. He also saw some rough, rough shit growing up in Romania. I'm not saying that the latter makes him a yelling, hilarious ass, but for everyone who is pointing out that it's "just a game..." yeah, pretty sure he knows that and assumes that your feelings won't be hurt over a game.
Thank you for being the joke of many a guild, yet having the spine to say all of this
@ people who "omg grow up it's just a game srsly i fuk u up irl lolol" Go back to Hello Kitty Island Adventure. This is a TEAM game, and if you're being an asshat, wiping the raid a bunch of times, and being dead weight, you shouldn't be tolerated. /gquit is there for a reason, if you're that bad to make someone this angry, use it and go back to your kiddie guild.
I'd definitely make someone as angry as this for the lulz, if it takes something as little as a game to make them go off.
Sorry, but when you have anger management issues such as this, YOU should be the one going back to Hello Kitty Island Adventure, as you're most certainly not fit to handle pressure on WoW.
I'd be an asshat anyday to this kind of people. Anyday!
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HE woulnd't have to kick me from his guild, i'd leave the very second he screams at me. Actually i'd fuck him up irl if i had the chance for being so frigging disrespectful over a fucking internet game.
Its not a 'ripoff' its the same guy, I forget his information but the guild is called Wipe Club, they are Alliance and the guy talking plays a Female Gnome Mage.
They used to play horde on chromaggus long time ago, then they rerolled alliance on boulderfist. Dives is inactive now (like the 95% of the old guild players)and the current wipe club is leaded by kids and noobs.
I would quit the fucking guild, tell him, his mother, his grandmother, neighbors, little brothers and sisters, pets, and the God they all believe in to fuck off. Nobody should pay $15 a month to get yelled at by some prick who can't handle his anger.
Dives plays in wipe club on boulderfist server eu as alliance. he was afk for like 6 months but now he has rerolled a 70 shaman called divesium. altho he doesnt raid lead anymore
propmastaflash his an horde on chromaggus, and that was 2 years ago, and that guy about cod 4 this was fucking 2 years ago, cod 3 or 4 was not even out there, and cod 4 dont take any skill since its arcade shit, and DKP means dragon kill points..
Originally came from "Dragon Kill Points". Generally when you kill a dragon or some kind of boss, the raid leader awards these DKP points to the participants. The players then can spend or use that DKP to win the items that drop off those bosses. IE, you help kill lots of dragons, you get more DKP and thus can get more gear.
btw, if someone said that to me in my guild, id leave, and tell him to cock off. or even better, id go watch my DVD of the IT Crowd then go buy some cake
"and everybody plays fucking good, or you ain*t getting shit".. Nowadays u play shit and u are getting epics for beeing brain afk in looking for raid.
Nutzername284 4 days ago
Dives<33
Pakojerte323 7 months ago
i heard he died from a heart attack during this raid
Nopez20 8 months ago
you got poop dont u?
tradallevin 1 year ago
/gquit lol
Lyrenia42 1 year ago
omg eric cartman is alive!
Kaws7 1 year ago
:O
Yoryila 1 year ago
* actually its "your lazy fucking asses"
Carkand 1 year ago
I want to be in this guys guild... where do I sign up?
chawx 1 year ago 3
If a game is this upsetting, it had better fucking play so good it's never played that good before.
FormerxH2xHiro 1 year ago 2
YOU AINT GETTING SHIT! i loled
eleszar1 1 year ago
this is my boy Dives. he has a military background. pure gold.
blockslugger 1 year ago
I would just leave that Guild..
AngellGaby 1 year ago
ahh the irony of wiping in the Wipe Club then raging
xThaddeusx 1 year ago
LOL this guy is amazing.
BrianShaw23 1 year ago 2
F - A - I - L !
MatHan77 1 year ago
4str 4stam leather belt? AHHHHH
WannabeWeegee 2 years ago 7
haha awesome!
regegege1 2 years ago 2
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hello, theres always been nubs and retards...this dude is not a nub but he is a complete fuckin retard.
BloodyCape200 2 years ago
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the idea is to play the game as if it is a game, because it is. it is not a life or death situation and this loser treats it as such. its not the marines or navy seals, or whatever. its fuckin WoW and this dumbass has no business acting like a drill sergeant every time. dude needs to chill and get a life.
BloodyCape200 2 years ago
its the way it was pre bc, i miss it.. to many nubs and retards now...
jamesnuutinen 2 years ago 7
YEAH!
jurassicify 2 years ago
Let me download the file plz, im gonna do sumthing funny wit
DrTheKay 2 years ago
loool sehr nice, so geht unser gildenleader aber nicht ab xD
jurassicify 2 years ago
he said "fuck" about 15 times in the clip/movie :)
SuperAtheism 2 years ago
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if your idea of fun is getting yelled at by a GM you might as well stop playing WoW...damn.
BloodyCape200 2 years ago
The idea is to not suck so your GM doesn't yell at you :3
Dives is pissed because people are screwing up, and back when raids took 40 people to complete, 5 people fucking up and screwing the other 35 was unacceptable. You have to ask yourself why people stay in his guild, and the answer is, the good people are on his side, because they're not getting bitched at.
atheistchaos 2 years ago 10
Yeah I hate when people messing up in a team.
AliBabaDosRios 2 years ago 2
@atheistchaos You couldn't have said that any better. I was steaming angry when the tanks failed to hold aggro in a VoA 10 run and I basically had a Dives-style moment in g-chat(since I'm not the GM of the guild I was raiding with). Some summary g-kicks would have been in order if it was up to Dives.
Bottom line is that raiding is serious business. EVERYbody needs to get their shit in line.
Agent1W 1 year ago 3
Raiding back then was alot harder, there was lot more people, and you raiding alot longer. Needless to say people would get stressed and do this. It was fun :)
Fooh01 2 years ago
Omg, ivé never understood these screaming angry GM:s. Me and my BF runs a guild but the only stuff we have as a rule is to play and being drunk every now and then and have fekkin fun while doing it.
TiaSweden 2 years ago
Just to let you know, you spelt woilla wrong, rofl... its spelt Viola.
Wowstorys 2 years ago
lol wowstorys, you make fun of other people's grammar when you fail at english yourself, observe: spelt = spelled, Viola = voila
azagthothV 2 years ago 3
'spelt' is correct english.
goph000 2 years ago
No it's not. o.O
goph000 2 years ago
maybe if he spoke properly they would play properly
the0irish 2 years ago
this guy should get his own show lol
H4rd5tyl3 2 years ago
i wanna join that guild
mervin3x 2 years ago
lol if you plan to join the marines raid with this guy.
BullMoose1277 2 years ago
200 DKP minus?
that's harsh!
ryanell666 2 years ago
whats dkp?
Jonnyboy1001ftw 2 years ago
Dragon Kill Points originally. Basically they're a sort of credit system. When cool items drop, players spend the DKP they have to claim that item. Not all groups use that system though.
grahambcp 2 years ago
DKP = Dragon Kill Points. (Not "Dungeon kill points" as some says)
It's a point system which ensure the best possible item distribution. I'd recome you to read more on wowwiki (google: DKP wowwiki) if you want to know more about this system.
hardpulse 2 years ago
15 "Fucks" in one minute
piercedlip69 2 years ago 2
I would hate to be his neighbor
miques 2 years ago 4
Get a Life |-)
GnzDreh 2 years ago
GOOD THING I GOT ENOUGH ENERGY DRINKS TO KEEP ME HYPER-ACTIVE!!!!lol
WoWrules56 2 years ago 5
i would join his guild totally
Shankstax 2 years ago
look at meeee, I am nolifer...
800SVK 2 years ago
HAAARD!!! :D:D:DD
tyifityif 2 years ago
This HAS to be the #1 ranked guild overall!!!
MadEdison 2 years ago
This guys awesome :)v
DemonLewisxb 2 years ago
This guy is so insane it's actually funny :)
But this doesn't quite come close to the Onyxia Wipe.
jjobie 2 years ago 2
" Lazy Fucking Asses " not lady <:
JulZor1337 2 years ago
this guy is my hero
MountAthos 2 years ago 3
@DamonPerfecto
You are just the type of fucktard that likes that ruins a raid for not only the leader but 10 to 25 (and back then 40) other different people completely wasting everyone's time. You're dead beat, trailer park parents never put you in sports, its clearly obvious.
D1CKZMAN 2 years ago
Fail troll is fail
DamonPerfecto 2 years ago
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hate this guy ive heard him in every wipe this guy makes wow not fun
bjj234 3 years ago
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what a noob!
Jesteria78 3 years ago
i love this type of motivation
gemy1k79 3 years ago 33
thats a universal raid guide, amazing
Pimedev 3 years ago
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Anger issues maybe, its a game remeber that dick
AnglesAndDeamons 3 years ago
he should join the army and become a drill sergeant
Radley90 3 years ago 34
I read an interview with Dives on MMO-Champion, and I seem to remember him mentioning being a drill sergeant at one point.
I could always to be insane and have imagined that, though.
TheKruskinator 3 years ago
He was in the Finnish army, I know that. He also saw some rough, rough shit growing up in Romania. I'm not saying that the latter makes him a yelling, hilarious ass, but for everyone who is pointing out that it's "just a game..." yeah, pretty sure he knows that and assumes that your feelings won't be hurt over a game.
EpicureMammon 3 years ago 5
@Radley90 He was a drill sergeant. LOL.
gloinstrong 7 months ago
Thank you for being the joke of many a guild, yet having the spine to say all of this
@ people who "omg grow up it's just a game srsly i fuk u up irl lolol" Go back to Hello Kitty Island Adventure. This is a TEAM game, and if you're being an asshat, wiping the raid a bunch of times, and being dead weight, you shouldn't be tolerated. /gquit is there for a reason, if you're that bad to make someone this angry, use it and go back to your kiddie guild.
Nekoyasha18 3 years ago 4
Cuz a TEAM game is srs bizness, amirite?
I'd definitely make someone as angry as this for the lulz, if it takes something as little as a game to make them go off.
Sorry, but when you have anger management issues such as this, YOU should be the one going back to Hello Kitty Island Adventure, as you're most certainly not fit to handle pressure on WoW.
I'd be an asshat anyday to this kind of people. Anyday!
DamonPerfecto 3 years ago
@DamonPerfecto
so... thats why you've never cleared 25m content right?
calinos80 2 years ago
I'm afraid you're right on that one.
I have higher priorities on my list than seeing WoW endgame content.
To each his own, I guess.
DamonPerfecto 2 years ago
I would have screamed like that !
sampal23 3 years ago
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Someone needs to get a life...now...
speedmovies 3 years ago
And crap like this is the reason I don't play WoW anymore....
mecampbellesq 3 years ago
OMG he sounds sooooo much like a Dalek
Kragdude 3 years ago
i cant stop LAUGHING!
Shadowofthenight4512 3 years ago 2
/gquit
TheTrevtk 3 years ago
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HE woulnd't have to kick me from his guild, i'd leave the very second he screams at me. Actually i'd fuck him up irl if i had the chance for being so frigging disrespectful over a fucking internet game.
IcyWarlord 3 years ago
Saix = Kingdom Hearts?
DrarryGirl 3 years ago
my god dude relax not even me reacts like this when instances goes wrong! =O
fartedZ 3 years ago
thats same guy from onyxia animation :D
folken53 3 years ago
he said FUCK 15 times for wow WOOOT NEW RECORD YAY
trainedspidermonkey 3 years ago
ahh yes lmfao iv been looking for this for a
loooonnng time.
c2c2p1 3 years ago
This is really Sad
Kxtreme 3 years ago
Its not Saix its Caix, kek noob player aswell :p
typhunreal 3 years ago
Haha thats XLarge :d hes a nub warlock
typhunreal 3 years ago
Or NOOO im wrong its Dives the main tank. Gnome warrior. Anyways Xlarge is still a noob, Nowadays Dives plays an alt dont know its name sadly enough.
typhunreal 3 years ago
No, Thats Dives, Tauren Warrior.
YouTellMeGG 3 years ago
Wow, this guy is insane. Makes me glad I'm Horde, although I would like to meet this guy (in WoW) lol
EdricODoom 3 years ago
Seems like an Onyxia Wipe ripoff, but still pretty damn funny.
300KaoZ 3 years ago
Its not a 'ripoff' its the same guy, I forget his information but the guild is called Wipe Club, they are Alliance and the guy talking plays a Female Gnome Mage.
JeSTeRPlayer1 3 years ago 2
They are NOT an alliance guild retards, they were a horde guild on Chromaggus EU.
YouTellMeGG 3 years ago
They are Horde on old Chromaggus EU, and he playes a Tauren Warrior, atleast Dives used to.
Joxno 3 years ago
They used to play horde on chromaggus long time ago, then they rerolled alliance on boulderfist. Dives is inactive now (like the 95% of the old guild players)and the current wipe club is leaded by kids and noobs.
AspectOfThePack 3 years ago
Really? I'm Horde on Boulderfist ;) Too bad they are EU probably...
brothergrymm 2 years ago
Haha, what a fucking Nerd xD! I need moar epix ur u gte kicekd kthxbai!
dragonkill200 3 years ago
i was playing this at a cafe everyone was looking at me lol
JJKId93 3 years ago
thats hawt
SexyWoWchick 3 years ago
LMAO He said "fuck" 15 times and my favorite part was the fucking motivation part XD
ceropuntocinco 3 years ago 2
It can be PRETTY annoying sometimes when people dont obey what you tell them to do. I would do that too.
I like the part where he goes 'Is that enough fucking motivation for you?' lol!!!
Thumbs up!
ChuteNoris 3 years ago 4
Nerd rage on caffeine - precious!
darthspeaks 3 years ago 2
Not staged. Dives admitted this himself. The only thing he said was that there were very few occasions where he actually had to be this hardcore.
thesickness101 3 years ago 3
this on boulderfist?
Broeut 3 years ago
the guy is a natural born leader, i can see him leading a military unit in no time :)
senpaj 3 years ago 11
jeez , gettin al emo over a wipe wtf
malukusouljah 3 years ago
if that was for real, no way would you stay in the guild lol
fireba11fireba11 3 years ago
same guy who screams in onyxia wipe animation? i love this guy <3
lolpienempikuinkolme 3 years ago 4
lol @ people who think this is real.
It's staged guys. lol.
Dumachum 3 years ago
DKP is for noobs.
Maarkaald 3 years ago
i fall the fuck asleep all the time on my raids
neobahamutzero99 3 years ago
I would quit the fucking guild, tell him, his mother, his grandmother, neighbors, little brothers and sisters, pets, and the God they all believe in to fuck off. Nobody should pay $15 a month to get yelled at by some prick who can't handle his anger.
Guromonster 3 years ago 2
It's called leading retard. Deal with it.
Joxno 3 years ago
btw, Did I say fucking?
Gigabowser4 3 years ago
zomg
casteas16 3 years ago
what an idiotic loser..
ghostruiner 3 years ago
D= holycrap
Baiden911 3 years ago
This dude is the biggest douchebag ever.
chewzok 3 years ago 2
Luckily, I have enough energy drinks, to keep me very fucking hyper-active. LOL!!
XinayShin 3 years ago
i'd wipe the raid on purpose just to hear his tardish screams
flyingenco 3 years ago
i would tell the retard to fuck off.. its agame
bazzwkd 3 years ago
LOL 200 DKP minus!!!
Spectacular66 3 years ago
Dives plays in wipe club on boulderfist server eu as alliance. he was afk for like 6 months but now he has rerolled a 70 shaman called divesium. altho he doesnt raid lead anymore
lmaosmith 3 years ago
LMAO
jesusfreak337 3 years ago
I'd cause wipe's on purpose just to get him to shout at me
MetalGearN30 3 years ago
wow i dont see how its possible to get that mad over some pixels on a monitor.
silverjoke 4 years ago
omg i just love this dude and i just want him in my guild i would love that =)
inxxen 4 years ago 4
onyxia wipe guy
pcman87654 4 years ago
onyxia wipe guy
pcman87654 4 years ago
LOLROLF!!!!!!!!!
ThomasMoar 4 years ago
Shitty leader. I would have left.
Curious223 4 years ago
MINUS 200 FUCKING DKP! = ]
JPZilla32 4 years ago
/gquit
demonnachos83 4 years ago
ROFL
ThePTV 4 years ago
guys name is Xlarge on EU bolderfist
golioth 4 years ago
dude i checkd...and the guy whos always pissd stop playing wow >=( now someone else iss playing x'O
30mate 4 years ago
propmastaflash his an horde on chromaggus, and that was 2 years ago, and that guy about cod 4 this was fucking 2 years ago, cod 3 or 4 was not even out there, and cod 4 dont take any skill since its arcade shit, and DKP means dragon kill points..
Overseer32 4 years ago
what does DKP mean ?
killthewind 4 years ago
In raids, in order to loot an item you need DKP. You earn DKP from doing raids with the guild :)
Pattates1235 4 years ago
Originally came from "Dragon Kill Points". Generally when you kill a dragon or some kind of boss, the raid leader awards these DKP points to the participants. The players then can spend or use that DKP to win the items that drop off those bosses. IE, you help kill lots of dragons, you get more DKP and thus can get more gear.
exjrain 3 years ago
Dragon Kill Points
TallElf 4 years ago
Little WoW dictator there. Come play CoD4 and get a couple in the head. pow--xD
H3RM3S78 4 years ago
hes gotta be an alliance player for sure, they all a bunch of cry babys right?
propmastaflash 4 years ago
not everyone on ally are retards like that , remove the allicism from your head
jonnstriker1 4 years ago 2
Nope he's horde. And he wasn't crying,he just takes the game too serious and has elitism,which is what most horde players are like.
HalabiNz 4 years ago
No moron, this guild is alliance. The raidleader/GM is a gnome female warrior TANK called DIVE from the guild WIPE CLUB.
paxari 4 years ago
Wipe CLub, huh? Soooo fitting for these guys.
Angelegna11 4 years ago
Whats this guys toon name?? i wanna look him up on armory lol
TDGsuperfan 4 years ago
the word fuck has never been abused so much in 1:12 sec
Sabres35 4 years ago 5
lol
jokeloppy 4 years ago
8====D
thatsubercool 4 years ago 3
i thought he said YOU BAD FUCKING PLACE in the first part.
xeratule 4 years ago
coolio3k racist? stfu
rougeX9X 4 years ago
hmm wow is breeding a new nazi regime
coolio3k 4 years ago
He was a Gnome warrior, but he quit now :)
kjottis 4 years ago
i want to meet him, he sounds like a good guy you know?
bigbaddster 4 years ago 3
lol
jokeloppy 4 years ago
This is what happens when you get addicted to WoW
Fjgamer2 4 years ago
You need someone like him to drive people tho
guitarnublet 4 years ago
he is dam funny!
Knobbiz 4 years ago
hes ally
zyonhunter 4 years ago
gnome mos def
SSAufklaerer 4 years ago
o.o zomg...
BuggleBuster 4 years ago 2
lets just see, judging by the sound of it, horde or alliance?
gunblade7303 4 years ago
he makes me think of a orc! i'm a BE so i'm soft...HES MAD! RAWR FTH!
HealYourAss 4 years ago
LMAO XD
otb20 4 years ago
THIS GUY RULES
toOOothman 4 years ago
holy shit....i shit myself laughing
dizastaaa 4 years ago
Haha!! The energy drinks bit! That was awesome
amberlin313 4 years ago
HAHA!
lasse1133 4 years ago
hahahah that guys ideal
pimgooss 4 years ago
omg rofl thats the funnest shit ive ever heard the and the accent makes it 20 tiems better
VirkDS 4 years ago
I totally fucking agree!!
ROFL.
starrynightskies 4 years ago
funniest thing I have ever heard
xmarksdadamnspot 4 years ago
btw, if someone said that to me in my guild, id leave, and tell him to cock off. or even better, id go watch my DVD of the IT Crowd then go buy some cake
Greatbonzz 4 years ago
he should get a life if he take wow that serius
peter123peter1234 4 years ago
Hmmm... this guy is putting the rest of us WoW players to shame :(
Angelegna11 4 years ago 4