Monologue - Things To Give Kids When There's No Candy

[dezydezyboomboom]

lmao at the intro.

[sAmfRancIs94]

2 kids disliked this...

[NatureFantasy8]

What about rubber bands?? How could you forget those?? That's MONTHS of fun!!!

[123vicario]

Twisty ties, come on hours of fun...

[hackebeil20]

wtf she's handing out xboxes!?! even though she's lesbian I'd do her now ;-))

[Tilleyass]

i wanna get on her show!!! all the givaways

[iluvyasometimes]

0:51 I love how her worker people are always running around :P

[bruinvb1]

oh my gosh she's hot!!!!

[SkyCabin6]

When she says ow she sounds like a cat.

[nombrechile]

haha her coloring book

[joeylauigan]

kids wud go crazy trick or treatin' in ur place!!! =) luv u ellen!

[jonarita69]

WHAT?! I WISH I WAS IN THAT AUDIENCE! I want an xbox360!

[Missyoubotherme]

I'm in my teens and I LOVE twisty ties! oh my gosh i could play with themm forever! lol

[rach0babe]

WE USE THOSE CORN ON THE COB THINGS!

[MirandaAugust64]

she nv wears her wedding band but portia does

[youloserandwannabe]

@MirandaAugust64 I dont think they were married at this point. I've seen interviews and she wears it all the time.

[MirandaAugust64]

@youloserandwannabe but even before that they still had rings not marriage rings but rings

[sugarplumprincess5]

@MirandaAugust64 maybe she sent it to get cleaned??

[MirandaAugust64]

@sugarplumprincess5 lol ok ;)

[pranavaswaroop]

what?? xbox for everyone!

[soulshaker205]

She kills me every time!! Love you Ellen!

[pursuethedream9]

I can't stop watching Ellen. Funny. funny stuff. A comic genius!

[mjjyouaremylife]

"not now bobby! ooooouch!!" she's hilarious

[SolitaryDarkness]

"'nuff said" xD