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@Dookie308 you're racist if you thought the audience was better or worse for that observation. If you simply observed that there are black people in the audience you simply have sight.
@perfectgyroscope cuz anyone with a life doesnt GIVE A FUCK... hahaha like really why the fuck does it matter? if u know what it says it doesnt matter how u spell it..
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DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying:I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you.by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.To be saved paste this to 5 other videos.THIS TRUE(im posting this cuz i dont play with my life
jeffrey schilling- the first known black person who was taken hostage (by the terrorist group abu sayyaf in southern philippines).... he was released unharmed.... GOOGLE IT!!! ; P
lol damn I'm mexican and my boyfriend black our families have way to much fun spitin out racial jokes!! lol when we have kids there gonna be the best wet blacks!! ^^ lol
@narutobleach3434 Hell no we aren't we just don't like to pull crazy stunts like the whites BUT which race of people is crowding up the jails? blacks yep to commit crime in broad day light and risk being someones sex slave in prison yep that takes balls.
@narutobleach3434 second fail dude. Not funny that is not just funny don't you get it. Just go watch some of your manga cartoons . Guess ur so used to abortions in ur family that u dont realize that other people have normal families and are happy.
Man i've got to say...Dave Chappelle is the funniest man alive today. Perfect comedic timing, and you just can't help but love him when you watch his act. Plus the subject matter of his jokes always speaks to a truth about the country/world. He's the best! period.
They smeared this guy so badly when he talked about masonic shit on Oprah's show.... noticing how all black guys have to take on female or gay roles before they "make it" in TV or Hollywood. He had a really good point and you can find it on YouTube... but I noticed that was just before he got smeared as "crazy."
@GQvizoXX oh so you're one of them huh? yeah atheist and people like you are always dissing people. the thing about religion is that it separates people. that's why there should only be one but in your cases you think there should be none. but if you don't have one, you don't have any belifs. so basically you don't know anything about god since you don't have a religion. you can't say he made adam, because that's in the bible, the torah, and the quran. you don't read none of those so...yeah.
@GQvizoXX hm..well that's not really the truth. as you can see people talk shit about me all the time. LIES are pretty funny. i know who i am. you trying to explain to me what I do? i'm not racist. remember that theres still the KKK. it says that it's agaisnt our religion to be racist. if somebody is, they will go to hell. by the way, what are you? jewish?
@GQvizoXX instead of going around trying to find problems in religions get a damn job and learn to respect other people. and that sometimes happens in africa but that doesn't mean everyones bad you racist piece of shit
@GQvizoXX just cause a dumb ass dictator kills someone, it doesn't apparently mean he killed him because of his race. and if they actually had black servants, 1. some black people wouldn't be converting to islam right now. 2.U.S.A. would be all over their asses if they did that. remember that white christians fucked with black people but they ended up becoming christians even though they ruined their lives. but i wasn't saying shit about that. so respect other people. you little shit
@GQvizoXX they don't rape/kill/enslave black people you idiot. stop making shit up. if that was true that would be on the news every fucking day. the only problems with kills are the dictatorship in africa and poverty and aids
@MrILuvJUICY He is suggesting with White people they could bargin with the USA government to get what they want like Money but the Government wouldn't be interested if it was Black people.
When are we gonna get some new Dave chappelle uploaded? I've seen every You Tube video 10 times over. Still love them. Well I guess he hasn't done anymore??
"Those black guys are going to save us." WOW.
ZackWake216 6 days ago
very chill
samrebardi 1 week ago
This guy is high like a motherfucker!
Ernestico2904 1 week ago
"I'd like to make a shout out to ray ray and big steve" LOL
buyneee 1 week ago
Best comedian in the States, is he still retired?
GSpeedEmotion 2 months ago
Racism works in black peoples favor rarely? I guess he forgot about Affirmative Action. Racism at it's finest.
Lawyer666 3 months ago
@Lawyer666 or a Legacy at Harvard *cough *
sean311973 2 months ago
hello? we've got five black... hello?
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WeekendattheCabin1 3 months ago
we are chillin n shit lol
joshlyons93 3 months ago
@joshlyons93 What does it mean ? ( i m not american )
Frenchkisssss 3 months ago
@Frenchkisssss it means hanging out?
joshlyons93 3 months ago
@joshlyons93 ok ok thx
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Neumanncomedy65 3 months ago
Dave's white voice is hilarious!
modernway91 3 months ago
Uh we all chillin n shit! Lmfao
FernieMarquez0000 4 months ago
Don't know why, but this works good with some piano, jazzy songs of J Dilla. R.I.P. J DIilla! Dave Chappelle, you're great!
temistoclebanana 4 months ago
hello ... we have got five black ...... hello ?! ;p looooooooool
waleedoo92 4 months ago 8
we are chilin and shit HAHAHAHHAHA
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WeekendattheCabin1 4 months ago
am i racist for noticing half the audience is black?
Dookie308 5 months ago
@Dookie308 you're racist if you thought the audience was better or worse for that observation. If you simply observed that there are black people in the audience you simply have sight.
DramaticAarony 4 months ago
@Dookie308 well if only half the audience is black then am i racist for visualizing that the rest are proooobably white????
christiangrapner 4 months ago
@Dookie308 no, you probably see in technicolor vision :P
OBSysteme 4 months ago
"hello, we've got five black.. hello?" omg hahaha
hinauqaili 5 months ago 2
We've got five black, hello LOL
mikewnkeys1manband 5 months ago 38
See...
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23ord 5 months ago
*thumbs up*
fatboy1o1 5 months ago
they call up the white-house
'' hello we have got five black pe....hello....hello?! ''
LMAO!!!!
rich763690 5 months ago 4
guys that was fucking sweet
xmen1237 5 months ago
i think those two black guys are gonna try to save us XD funny white people :) dave is so effing funny hahaha :D
BoredkidzProduction 5 months ago 2
Terrorist kill people of any race. But that's still pretty funny lol
gingerbasher22 5 months ago
we have got 5 bla .. hello ??? LMFAO XD
BGKO1992 6 months ago
great quality mate great work
sigima12 6 months ago 2
hes so funny. i love him. he cracks me up. even when im depressed as shit he seems to be able to make me laugh.
Lynnmist 6 months ago
the one hate comment i read has turban in the commenters name......
Ryan15771 6 months ago
They is treatin us good we chillin lol I love chappelle n he a real ass nigga
b1azer12 6 months ago
I cant even breath
CkMaveri 6 months ago
lol
alibabajens 6 months ago
black cunt
TheTurbanTV 6 months ago
@TheTurbanTV dont be mad because your a terrorist
cdlcrusader1 6 months ago
EVERYBUDDDDY GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE!!!!!!
djbeestro13 6 months ago 2
we all chillin n shiyt
MrMartena56 6 months ago
lol
tupac4lief 6 months ago
Ok, so this video is 3.5 years old, has 400,000 views and in 400 comments nobody pointed out that the uploader spelled terrorism wrong? twice.
perfectgyroscope 6 months ago
@perfectgyroscope you must be white
kakadots 6 months ago
@perfectgyroscope cuz anyone with a life doesnt GIVE A FUCK... hahaha like really why the fuck does it matter? if u know what it says it doesnt matter how u spell it..
wutang4eva89 6 months ago
@XxRATEDGAM3R5xX Odd Future niggah :)
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WeekendattheCabin1 6 months ago
15 people are black hostages
deemax90 6 months ago
@deemax90 no.
DBlockn05 6 months ago
Send Newports....
LOL
speshalist1 7 months ago
15 people suck dick :D lol
thendontwatchit2012 7 months ago
Dave please come back!!! I been watching this show and the other one " for what its worth" a hundred times!
Icyfighter604 7 months ago
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DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying:I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you.by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.To be saved paste this to 5 other videos.THIS TRUE(im posting this cuz i dont play with my life
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bunkrkng 7 months ago 5
Chapelle needs to do more stand up he is fucking HILARIOUS!!
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rileycascagnette 7 months ago
@rileycascagnette what do you mean? the quality is great compared to most videos on youtube.
JackDavid133 7 months ago
@JackDavid133 - I know.. I'm saying the quality is amazing!
rileycascagnette 7 months ago
@rileycascagnette ... You do know there are pixels in every single video right.
nikkopayne 7 months ago
@nikkopayne - Thanks tips.. Some of them don't have alot.. I'm saying that this video has amazing quality
rileycascagnette 7 months ago
LMFAO!! Hello?!
Jaremus 8 months ago
DAVE CHAPELLE WTTTF DID YU LEAVE US WITH JEFF DUHNAM???
chasos247 8 months ago 106
@chasos247 both are funny
loocow1554 1 month ago
LMAOO
gtsgamer 9 months ago
lmao Osama bin Laden died today!
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tujdimax6390 9 months ago
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.
shougoh 9 months ago 4
@ 1:05 i was happy cuz im nigerian too lmao
xunx521x 9 months ago
"send newports" hahaha
DaMan416 9 months ago
" umm they is treating us good.... we are chilling and shiiit " hahahahahaah!!! 2:09
TheMvp96 9 months ago 2
@13inches, don't take Dave serious. It's all laughter.
But fyi, terrorist attacks first started in Nairobi downtown in 1998 long b4 most came to know of this big threat emanating from Afghanistan.
DamallaX 9 months ago
Not Black people associate with terrorism but Middle Easterners do
KatiushaVN4 9 months ago
@KatiushaVN4 Bah. Not black people associate with ignorance but americans do.
LaoMinga 9 months ago
@LaoMinga Just so you know that person is Asian lol
DTKillah 9 months ago
@DTKillah Oh damn. Well if he/she's Japanese or Vietnamese then that explains it.
LaoMinga 9 months ago
@KatiushaVN4 Are your eyelids too tight or why are you so blind?
LaoMinga 9 months ago
he is soo funnnny
psbeatty1 9 months ago
why is he talking like that
taker13angel 9 months ago
jeffrey schilling- the first known black person who was taken hostage (by the terrorist group abu sayyaf in southern philippines).... he was released unharmed.... GOOGLE IT!!! ; P
13inches 10 months ago
lol damn I'm mexican and my boyfriend black our families have way to much fun spitin out racial jokes!! lol when we have kids there gonna be the best wet blacks!! ^^ lol
xxSallyDollxx 10 months ago
send some Newports..
haha
KPDRMN 10 months ago
the last part was hillllllllllarious
debit256 10 months ago
"We all chillin' n shit." Priceless.
stevieray4ever 10 months ago 15
i love that all ethnicities go to see him lol
AdamIntellectual7 10 months ago 11
Top comments are retarded.
sumala321 10 months ago
blacks are the biggest chickens HA
narutobleach3434 11 months ago
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keepingitreal15 10 months ago
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keepingitreal15 10 months ago
@narutobleach3434 Hell no we aren't we just don't like to pull crazy stunts like the whites BUT which race of people is crowding up the jails? blacks yep to commit crime in broad day light and risk being someones sex slave in prison yep that takes balls.
keepingitreal15 10 months ago
@narutobleach3434 fail .
michael0ish 10 months ago
@michael0ish so was ur mothers abortion but then you popped out
narutobleach3434 10 months ago
@narutobleach3434 second fail dude. Not funny that is not just funny don't you get it. Just go watch some of your manga cartoons . Guess ur so used to abortions in ur family that u dont realize that other people have normal families and are happy.
michael0ish 10 months ago
am i the only one who noticed Dave Chappelle was as high as a kite xD
banarama09 11 months ago 8
"Um they is treating us good uhh we all chillin and shit"
NathanSkateRatt 11 months ago 10
"send some newports" hahaha
NSCshadoWarrior 11 months ago 6
"I think those black guys are gonna try to save us... :o" XDDD
TheJuantheGr8 11 months ago 6
Racism isn't funny :/ ....... Jk this shit is hilarious =)
jalalmufid 11 months ago 5
Hello? Ay, we got five blac-HELLO?! LMAO DUDE
Zackg119 11 months ago 6
Man i've got to say...Dave Chappelle is the funniest man alive today. Perfect comedic timing, and you just can't help but love him when you watch his act. Plus the subject matter of his jokes always speaks to a truth about the country/world. He's the best! period.
dbeneath 11 months ago 6
@dbeneath I totally agree, I can't get enough of his acts.
shotslikewow 11 months ago
@dbeneath I agree with you, I can't get enough of his acts. I start laughing by just hearing his name lol
shotslikewow 11 months ago
Everybody get on the fucking ground! Nobody look my face! lmao
dollarbill125 1 year ago 4
Hes so fucking awsome
sune1112 1 year ago
"Send some Newports." Lmao
wholelottalove420 1 year ago 6
they is treatin us good
callycap3 1 year ago
"I think those black guys are gonna try to save us" ... "Mm mmmm" lol
kayjo101 1 year ago 9
"I'd like to give a shout-out to Ray Ray and Big Steve..." lmao.
TheOfficialRoseEmran 1 year ago 227
They smeared this guy so badly when he talked about masonic shit on Oprah's show.... noticing how all black guys have to take on female or gay roles before they "make it" in TV or Hollywood. He had a really good point and you can find it on YouTube... but I noticed that was just before he got smeared as "crazy."
truthIsStranger 1 year ago
2:45 - 2:54 ''Hello''
TheRealestFemale100 1 year ago
''I started freaking out, because he was Chinese I was like why is he talking like that?'' LOL
TheRealestFemale100 1 year ago 7
@TheRealestFemale100
stfu we saw the video
MrProdigyG 1 year ago
@lavabone. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
nickelri 1 year ago
@lavabone. You have no clue about what your talking about.
nickelri 1 year ago
LONG LIVE CHAPELLE
Moneymoneyyeahyeah11 1 year ago
this nigga is crazy,,pho sho
mimilo18 1 year ago
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icons789 1 year ago
2:13 xD THATS SO FUNNY!
weezyfan25 1 year ago
13 People were white and got bombeed :)
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MrFriedman163 1 year ago
hello.. we have 5 black... hello?
meluvgirls724 1 year ago 5
send some newports, lol <<< Got to love that one :)
StarRosePink 1 year ago
@GQvizoXX i never said you were atheist. i said that atheist people and people who don't have a religion always diss people.
lavabone 1 year ago
@GQvizoXX oh so you're one of them huh? yeah atheist and people like you are always dissing people. the thing about religion is that it separates people. that's why there should only be one but in your cases you think there should be none. but if you don't have one, you don't have any belifs. so basically you don't know anything about god since you don't have a religion. you can't say he made adam, because that's in the bible, the torah, and the quran. you don't read none of those so...yeah.
lavabone 1 year ago
@GQvizoXX hm..well that's not really the truth. as you can see people talk shit about me all the time. LIES are pretty funny. i know who i am. you trying to explain to me what I do? i'm not racist. remember that theres still the KKK. it says that it's agaisnt our religion to be racist. if somebody is, they will go to hell. by the way, what are you? jewish?
lavabone 1 year ago
@GQvizoXX instead of going around trying to find problems in religions get a damn job and learn to respect other people. and that sometimes happens in africa but that doesn't mean everyones bad you racist piece of shit
lavabone 1 year ago
@GQvizoXX just cause a dumb ass dictator kills someone, it doesn't apparently mean he killed him because of his race. and if they actually had black servants, 1. some black people wouldn't be converting to islam right now. 2.U.S.A. would be all over their asses if they did that. remember that white christians fucked with black people but they ended up becoming christians even though they ruined their lives. but i wasn't saying shit about that. so respect other people. you little shit
lavabone 1 year ago
@GQvizoXX they don't rape/kill/enslave black people you idiot. stop making shit up. if that was true that would be on the news every fucking day. the only problems with kills are the dictatorship in africa and poverty and aids
lavabone 1 year ago
hello we have got 5 black... hello?
ssorrenn 1 year ago
Hello!? We got five black...hello?!
LOL
Globox822 1 year ago 360
@Globox822 LOL RL
saltydish 6 months ago
@Globox822 I FUCKIONG LAUGH MY ASS OFF everytime i hear this joke , srsly this is probly the best joke ever.:))))))))
swpws 6 months ago
Bad bargaining chips!
vfgproductions 1 year ago
hahahaha this shit is hilarious!!!
GuitoGod 1 year ago
this was before Nigerians weren't thought of as wannabe terrorists!!
immortalinger 1 year ago
they is treating us good, we all chillin n shit hahahahahahahahaha
bellad515 1 year ago
Lmaaoao he was chinese
KingShaze1 1 year ago
lol "i think those black dudes are gonna try to save us"
americankid1210 1 year ago 9
Omfg hahahaha!!! Lol !!!!!!
chronicXx25 1 year ago
every body get on the fucken ground"lol
MrXeno16 1 year ago
best arab impersonation
ylskang 1 year ago
Hello, we have five blak.... hello? LOLOLOLOLOL
MrKURT911 1 year ago
FUNNY AS SHIT
constance380 1 year ago
2:47
dekii91 1 year ago
Funny as fuck.. :)
angelinalovesit 1 year ago
nice quality(:
doubleweirdicecubeWS 1 year ago
"They is treatin us good, We are chillin n Shit"! lmfao!
22ajpurple22 1 year ago
2:01+captions= Paris don't think black pastors???
XiloBeast 1 year ago 4
Hello? We have got 5 blacks ... Hello?"
jayo2k 1 year ago 4
funny shit..!!!lmao
delviperez 1 year ago
''Hello? We've got 5 black...Hello?'' Lmaoooo
punk48livac 1 year ago
i absolutely LOVE Dave Chappelles white guy voice, even as a white guy, i try and talk in that "white voice" as often as i can
JimboMcCorncob 1 year ago 2
this dude is the best
Cailonmoshiri 1 year ago
"They is treatin' us good, we is chillin' n shit!"
fattaman777 1 year ago 5
yea, he does mean "bad bargaining (((chips)))"
MrILuvJUICY 1 year ago
@MrILuvJUICY He is suggesting with White people they could bargin with the USA government to get what they want like Money but the Government wouldn't be interested if it was Black people.
mrkmclachlan06 1 year ago
TERRORIZUM OH! NO SOMBODY CALL UP THE WEBSTERS DICTIONARY WE ARE NOT INVITED TO SPELLING BEE WHAT EVER WILL WE DO ..LMAO!!
stringsofserenyti 1 year ago
we got 5 bla?? hello??? lmao!!
stringsofserenyti 1 year ago
How can he say all this without cracking up?
upandenergy 1 year ago
"I'd like to give a shoutout to Ray Ray & Big Stevie"
So damn epic! hahaha!
xJuniorDx 1 year ago 6
That's my favorite! hahaha
xJuniorDx 1 year ago
i have never seen this on the killen them softly lmfao
123123dsfdsafdsf 1 year ago
We all chillin &shit
RudolphEnds 1 year ago
Hello? We have got 5 black.. Hello? LMFAO!!
JaePhoenix7 1 year ago
This is one of the funniest clips on YouTube.
spacitydrummer4JC 1 year ago
hello uh yes we have 5 black.......hello?
caity1tx 1 year ago 4
The part at the end wouldn't happen anymore.
mbabitt 1 year ago
@mbabitt shiiiiiit, im sure some of your really beleive that lmao
Mantp111 1 year ago
good video quality
thegame245 1 year ago
Lmao. Yo! Dave Chappelle is so DAM !! funny =)
ethiopianchica 1 year ago
When are we gonna get some new Dave chappelle uploaded? I've seen every You Tube video 10 times over. Still love them. Well I guess he hasn't done anymore??
AtlantaITGirl 1 year ago
@AtlantaITGirl I think he retired to take care of his family.
Madboy00 1 year ago
No he still does stand up, he had a disagreement w/Comedy Central thats why he quite the show.
FUCKULUKEFITZGERALD 1 year ago
i love his white people voice
brittwit789 1 year ago 163
AHAHAAAHAHAH they call the white house hello? we got 5 black hello?
zbvvc 1 year ago 4
hello, we got 5 black..Hello?? xDD
Soreyck 1 year ago 6
''We'all chilin' an' shit, i like to give a shoutout to rey rey and big steve'' XD
imac195 1 year ago 6
@imac195 BOOOOOOOOO you suck!
santis20 1 year ago
shit happen who cares if he spelled it wrong
bigpimpin2413 1 year ago