Roger Mellie - The Crook report

[MrFiendishCretinII]

Don't fuck with me, Mrs Parker!

[SuperJimbo2222]

Hit the fucker first ask questions latter!, I've lived my life by that rule ha ha.

[darthtac]

A bird with big tits, we all want that:)

[xxjazzie98xx]

LOL :D

[ciaran7162]

BOLLOCKS

[RobotwarsKing]

"How about a nice cup of tea, Mrs. Parker?

Mrs. Parker?"

[chadandrewboulala]

Defence is the best form of attack!

[21Eckman]

Tom sounds like Harry Enfield ! does anyone know if it is?

[Vectorgrader]

@21Eckman Aye, it's him :)

[rhysroberts]

@21Eckman Yep - Harry does all the other voices in the whole show apart from Roger's

[CarlingGlass]

LOL at 4:12 ... such a random moment!

[mudboy72]

Lead pipe, ya bloody idiot....pmsl

[shebangsthedrums89]

Have u got sumthing 2 hide mrs parker? Love roger mellie! My mates got the vid of this n billy the fish. Does anyone knw if it was eva releasd on dvd?

[redderstheamazing]

floats like a butterfly stings like a bee......take that you scottish twat :) mint

[redderstheamazing]

floats like a butterfly stings like a bee......take that you scottish twat :) mint

[redderstheamazing]

floats like a butterfly stings like a bee......take that you scottish twat :) mint

[redderstheamazing]

floats like a butterfly stings like a bee......take that you scottish twat :) mint

[eisemanrenyardjake]

Mr. McKenzie was an authentic cheating oxygen-thief, but just a £250 fine for disturbing the peace, when Roger could well have killed an elderly lady? Roger got off so lightly!

[robertomexicano1]

No-one F@#*S me about Tom!

[willgonow]

superb

[Christheviking]

That ye hath come, verily, for a checkup.

[BrettyBoy200]

I know your in there Mr''s parker!

[AndrewJimScott]

Before or after he apeared on whole line?

[roverluke]

HaHa! 'Don't worry, I won't use it unless I have to...' RIP Peter Cook.

[joshliamdunne]

don't fuck with me mrs parker! i luv him!

[wildboymusicuk]

Poor Mrs Parker...lol

[colintx800]

& a bird with BIG tits

[marsamgod]

"You can't go round hitting people with a lump go lead pipe you bloody idioy"

[steshea]

Take that you Scottish twat

[steshea]

no-one fucks me about Tom

[wreckthehoosejuice08]

dont fuck with me mrs parker hahahahhaha quality

[lukenukem1976]

Viz is the best informative read on modern Britain. Put aside your encyclopaedias and broadsheets, Viz is where it's at.

[anxresi]

@lukenukem1976 Wasn't it cartoonist Graham Dury who said "We pride ourselves on the fact that you're no cleverer when you've read Viz. You might have had a few laughs, but you've not learnt anything". He will be disappointed.. :(

[lukenukem1976]

@anxresi yes...but I'm still waiting for the big reveal on Linekers dark secret from Viz...and the Top Tips...how can you tell me it's not informative? "Can't afford a car with air con? Simply buy a car that has been involved in a death crash and the ghosts will keep you chilled". Or maybe you are just reading my posts too literally ;)

[anxresi]

@lukenukem1976 >.Or maybe YOU'RE reading my posts too literally and I'm just avin a laff?? ;)

[lukenukem1976]

@anxresi you're right again! :) Happy New Year buddy!

[almightyjass]

fucking hell, i have this in an old copy of viz, didnt know there was a video!

[BOOSHBOYDOM]

wow. didnt knw it was peter cook. R.I.P

[katiegav1981]

wot else did peter cook do?

[bubblegumpaul]

Lol

[AndrewJimScott]

Sort of invented comedy.

[jameskit]

"Hit the fucker first, ask questions later, the best form of defensive is attack."

[ReloadPsi]

"However, anything you say will be-"

"Bollocks!"

[synthpeej]

That noise when Roger pull sout the lead pipe made me laugh my facking head orf

[thehivesboy]

The premise is good but the voices are so week, i'd expect better from Viz

[synthpeej]

Weirdo

[jogonjon]

what r u on about,the voices make it,

[thehivesboy]

when i used to read The Viz i always thought Roger would sound more aggressive and the ginger bloke not sound like a total fag xD

[spittingimage4005]

That's how they do sound like

[Vash211289]

lol superb. The Viz are fucking heroes.

Simon Donald Wants a OBE

[HOVISDEVIL]

take that you scottish twat - good tv

[madferret88]

lol top class

[soulcru5h]

he should do a jeremy kyle

[SENAN1888]

'hit the facker first ask questions later'

hahahahahhaha!!!

[salader1]

"Can we get you a nice cup of tea Mrs Parker?.......Mrs Parker?

[joe89316]

No fucker messes with me lol

[jensenbabe7]

mrs parker mrs parker lol xx

[CANBERRACOURTBOY]

LOOK DONT FUCK WITH ME MRS PARKER

[jareddellar]

did you know the man who did the voice of george and zippy from rainbow did the voice of

tom

[S1S1lver]

no... tom is voiced by Harry Enfield.

[jareddellar]

if you hear them though they do

[FabFM]

not sure what you mean, but it was certainly Harry Enfield that did tom's voice, not the guy who did the voice of zippy and George in rainbow.

[sirbluff]

I have his voice on my TomTom... There is a congestion or toll road ahead shit,fuck,wank, bollocks cunt

[milominder1]

If you put a programme like "Celebrity Bumhole" on Channel 5 now they'd be crawling out the woodwork to appear on it. All the greats like Jade Goody, Ainsley F*@%ing Harriott, and REAL stars like errm her off Wife Swap, and oh yeah, the one who used to be in Atomic Kitten (or was it Girls Aloud) and once appeared in the background on Ant and Dec's Takeaway show.

[d07a]

ive still got these recorded on vhs :O

[wapbat]

CLASS!!!

[ripleymanwithscanner]

top shit i feel 13 again

[CoolJack2]

Hilarious, I had half of this episode recorded on a beta max for years.

[lookouthumanitarian]

Its Great to See all this again!

[Faeden]

I used to love this, I still do.

[BoCodiseasel]

WEEEE!! More Mellivision!!