Jay Chou - Double Blade (雙刀)

[XxGhostBossxX]

This beat is still good................... Jay looks kind of funny, like a little incompetent dude lol...

[derGrex2008]

lol at that random slowmotion dude running through the picture in the middle xD

[john40827]

this  video is very nice

[leekimhuang1]

@xxleverthesame I feel this is clasical chiness movie style many chiness movies since 30-40 year ago talk about Gangster - poor kid or woman and Hero.

[xXNeverTheSameXxPs3]

Did anyone feel like this was based off Desperado? Like... The Little Kid is the guitar boy... and obviously Danny Trejo is the Navajas. The Knife throwing guy? O.o

[akirajotaro]

2:34 did I just hear SF2 Chun Li saying "Bird Kick"?

[WarrenKeingGaw]

so did Jay get her tickets to a wutang clan concert or did he get her in

Wudang academy ?

[KenyanMangroveWaigi]

@WarrenKeingGaw

Are you telling me you didnt hear the shoryuken?

[angelvanpeter]

is that danny Trejo ? wth xD

Jay is really the best

[leekimhuang1]

WOW, Rodegez?

[LamarRealallstarOdom]

MACHETE!!!!

[XjapanloverX]

his english accent is the most adorable thing evarrrrr!!!

[kostefan317]

u know u can just get out a gun and shot him...

[RenKayleigh1995]

aww... he was a cute one before <33 ^^ soo adorableeee :3

[whyunderstand]

That's Machete at the end!

[CHUEVANGM]

@whyunderstand haha i know i almost laugh myself to death,also thinking wow this one is a good one who will win lol

[Hainz34]

@whyunderstand thats not a mashete thats a broadsword and im 10 yearz old

[Hainz34]

@whyunderstand double broadsword

[Narthian]

@Hainz34 he's talking about the actor, Danny Trejo, who was known for playing the character "Machete"

[LilMsCookies]

I LOVE HIS ENGLISH ACCENT !

[leekimhuang1]

This is a first  short movies he produce for his music VDO. Direct movie is another talent of him.Most of his MV wrote and direct himself.

[MrNikooruchan]

The ending was so cute!

[thegingerbreadman]

street fighter sound effects awesome

[smartiesarecool1]

his english sounds so adorable <3

[13thfire]

the mv was so entertaining that I forgot I was watching a music video, not a movie

[MangekyoXWolf]

God he is so HAWT and his voice is so GOOD :D

[daseelette63]

The more I see of Jay Chou, the more I love!!! Needs to be another movie!!

[daseelette63]

The more I see of Jay Chou, the more I love!!! Even when there is no english subs it is awesome!

[DillyDallyPuff]

the epicness of this video distracted me too much from the song...guess i'll just have to re-watch a bunch more times XD

[fkasaftw]

big black guy with the big muscle :o

[bboycloud0]

杰倫第一次跟好萊嵨的巨星拍MV

也是杰倫第一次挑戰武術

太酷太屌了 這首歌也很好聽

[illmagnified]

I guess noone had a gun....

[BioToxicate]

Where's the song? o .o

[phira360]

Just get out your guns, gangstas

[runthemachine]

Us Americans are fuckin' awesome, with our Cowboys, & Gangstas, and just general bad-asses. (we rock =). But, we never choreograph anything this pretty in our fight scenes. Kickin' ass... and lookin' good while they TCB!

Sweet.

Jay Chou is the Shit.

[ayalamanga]

@runthemachine don't be so rude , it's just a mv but if wanna compare about fighting just look up bruce lee , jackie chan , jet li . us american is shit

[Nageshik0]

@runthemachine y habla alguien estadounidense? Ok. primero tengan cultura propia y luego hablamos ^^

[RosaDBSK]

@Nageshik0 eh?

[Animeprincess3789]

@Nageshik0 es asi, quiere la cultura tipica de...por ejemplo, los angeles, las personas "gangster" con un poco de la cultura de Jay chou, un poco de accion de chine

[shinimog]

Worst gangsters ever.... they dont have guns

[rapidkill1000]

1:58 pwnage

[razield97]

this is like a mini clip movie of him instead of a mv!

[TubHnubQub91]

Wow!!! all these famouse spanish guys in it and that black girl from Daddy Day Care is in this movie

[hiei154]

lol @ the kids fear when the black guy came out

[WarriorBoy]

Haha! Did he buy her Wu-Tang tickets at the end?! That's amazing! Thumbs up for Trejo, as well.

I wonder how much of this action was doubled, I don't think Jay did the Butterfly Twist at 1:45, considering how much the camera cuts to a far away shot, but most of the Shuang Dao action did look like him! I look forward to the Green Hornet.

[crazypuppypoker]

@WarriorBoy OH

The Green Hornet?

*Googles* OH MY GOD, THAT'S HIM!?! I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED HIM!!! *spazzes out*

[TubHnubQub91]

@crazypuppypoker Well actually he plays Kato... not the Green Hornet

[NineTailsDemonFox]

If they were ever to make "Soul Eater" into a live action film, Jay Chou could seriously play "Kid" the Reaper's Son.

[samuraiyao]

Jay Chou is pretty badass!!!! Kato just found a home, Green Hornet!!!

[7FabiKitsune]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAH

I LOVE YOU JAAAY CHOOOOOW

[ryspirit]

Danny Trejo at the end!

[swampagIsCool]

oh and i love how he kills them all one..by...one...slowly...suck it big dudes!!!! u look so big but guess who's tougher?!

[swampagIsCool]

sooooooooo cool!!!

[shiroazumari]

and then there was dany trejo?????

[TubNyiaj]

DUDE! NO FUCKEN WAY! the last mexican guy that untied shorty is Danny Trejo!

[killerVeNoM101]

@TubNyiaj But they soon realized... THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG CHINAMAN !!!!!

Machete got owned by Kato LOL

[DMsexX]

that was insane!

[gemmerz05]

What did Jay say at :46? I couldn't understand him

[IndoChink]

@gemmerz05 he said: wo di zai na li?... zai wen ni yi ci zai na li? (where is my brother?.... now lemme ask you again.. where is he?

[gemmerz05]

@IndoChink thanks for the info

[coolly619]

。___。 wow .. Gay Cow sure has an interesting taste of music videos ...

[AzNC00kieXD]

@coolly619 ITS JAY CHOU!

[wildreams]

snake pit.. o__O

[incrowdcynic]

ROFL "IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE IS A MEMBER OF A MARTIALLY TRAINED POSSE..."

[MissLulu1976]

周杰倫最好看的表情就是(裝酷靦腆的微笑).真可愛!

[MidwestBlue1]

Asians Vs Mexicans..never see them fight before

[TheICHIBANRonindesu]

@MidwestBlue1 lol grand torino?

[Kyronus]

More like a video music than a music video. xD

Enjoyed it though. :3

[Saiga01]

he kinda looks like rain in this

[ireneyu530]

what a special MV?! nicely written and directed !!

man..Jay is soo cute!

[auntyj526]

this would be a good movie...

[nameno1elsehas]

OMG ITS A BLACK GUY! get him Jay HE'S STEALING THE TV!

[ixBLuEBeRRii]

LOL, when'd he hugged her, he went for her arm.

Awesome video XDD

[SelfDeceptions]

AHAHAHA! such a character change xD

but i love this =P you wouldn't be able to judge this type of fighting from the previous mv though xD

but damn that was cool =O

[kirax10a]

my favorite weapon in the world Shuang Dao

[australianforlife]

@kirax10a cool mine is a katana

[kirax10a]

@australianforlife katana is just as good i won't deny that its a beautiful weapon

[Sierra29045]

This is a movie or a music video it's hard to discern the music with overlap. :( I hear more movie sound effect and background noise than you can actually hear the music. :(

[hotchika]

DAMN! he makes me speechless with all his action mvs. . so hot!

[OptimusPrimeLeader1]

but selling wat stuff thou?

[ecelius]

Who knows the identity of the assassin girl?

[pho1pho]

@ecelius don't know but looks like asia carrera

[Zdawg2324]

the lil kid in the begginning is a baller.

WATCHA! KAZAWAH! KACHOW! SMACK!

he got some numchucks

[OptimusPrimeLeader1]

@Zdawg2324 i know rite lol

[EarthNellyCarter]

Trejo Machete~

[Watermelonova]

LOVE this one.

[crazypuppypoker]

What does he give her at the end?

[kelbek00]

a card that says "Wu Dang martial arts society" ^^

[crazypuppypoker]

OOOOOH!

Thank you!

[kelbek00]

np ^^

[Bb0i4L1fE]

lol well atleast he gets soemthing in return.. xD

[ajdmjgmtajtgpwjmdajg]

正上方的月亮那顔色中国黄 我喜歓 美麗中国詩

[asianxgod]

all that fighting for a little boy, just release the boy bunch of child molesters.

[Daokungfumasta1]

nice mv... havent seen this one...

[77446633]

你白爛喔?

寫這ㄇ多字 你吠不夠喔?

[D1amond5korpion]

i luv thiz video!!!

[Sanimangas]

LOL "for you" Chou is always quiet! unlike his music!

[WhitiesBears]

coool! nice song <333

[japinhabh15]

one sword ? it's two sword no ?

[Aznbabyboi84]

holy shit chinatown in la

fuck damn.

[NebPWN]

wu tang clan bitches~~

[Monaygal]

lol 2:16 the kid's face is so funny!!! This is one cool vid! :D

[ssnake18]

LOL 2:09 SHORYUKEN xD

street fighter lmfao

u can hear it in the background xD

[Eomie31687]

He spoke English! Cute!!

[PheonixWing]

3:02 lool he had a sword??XD

[aznsaga]

lol it looked like one sword :o

[LegendsXXboy]

this was cool hahahah =P

[jazaleax]

lol the MV was so entertaining that i forgot to listen to the song :P

[yuuka93]

aww cuteness when Jay spoke in English.XD

[XEvolutionXX]

omg it would be alot easier if jay would walk in with an ak riffle and start spraying it away hahaha. Do the american style jay, we use guns man. Sword is only use when your in china but not here in america.

[11huayuanchia11]

hehehe sweet....... jay chou

[kishinnorinku]

... epic pownage.

[mikalika125]

AH! i love jay chou!

OMG i just heard jay speak english! xD soooo hot! i love his accent! ah!!!!! i hope i get to hear him speak more english in some other of his vids! xD

[redsmartys]

yup ^^

btw.. he also spoke english in 'ni ting de dao'

it was even longer than this ;D

[eddzlim]

i think that small kid is the one who is also in ting mama de hua,that little kid

[DerkFang]

nah i think the kid in ting mama de hua, seems more asian looking, i dont kno i'm just saying

[hacksign000]

cant believe his teacher thought he was retarded and the idolmaker thought he was ugly lmao

[DarcSlayerx]

so cool...I like the end where he's giving her the orange. He's like "For you" inn English. I wanna hear him speak english some time, it'll be interesting, XD, for now, just typical asian accent.

[candypop109]

Wow, that girl that was fighting with the sword seemed Final Fantasy-ish.

[KiMiDiep]

^ ^

Jay Chou sounds like SungRi From big Bang~

^ ^ Good Job~

[Mur4hl]

Percussionista17 = Weeaboo

[percussionista17]

omg. i love everything about jay chou. this video is awesomee!!

i don't really understand the end though, that was kinda random, but his cuteness makes up for it. <3 wor ai nee, chou jie lun!!

[Surkania]

Cool a Video from Jay Chou that i don´t know Cool

[khmerkic]

I'm proud of Jay Chou.

[rainbowL0liTA]

jay chou

why do u have to be so hot

">3>

[iLoveTnmE]

does antyone know what jay says in the beginning? i cant figure it iout

[candypop109]

Well, he was talking mandarin, not english. xD; And here's a rough translation;

Jay: "Where's my little bro' at?"

Girl: "Jay..Shortie's.."

Jay: "Let me ask you one more time, where is he?!"

[puddlekuddles]

lol, nothing says thank you like an orange :P

[tunderman66]

This is not wudang style, it is suck fighting style.

[bananasplit127]

no lah, its called Jay style

[mikakostar]

haha He sounds so cute in english!

ROFL fighting the cholos!

Jay chou is unstoppable

[FirSleepingDragon]

It's fantastic..Jay chou is chinese and i am Malay..But he's song is very best.

[VCHENYY]

AHAH ! jay chou totally rocked it .

hes so adorable when he was talking to that girl in the end .

so shy :D <3(:

[AsianLatinBoyz]

HAHA Thats a Latin gang xD

And 1 of the Gang member is a Cholo rapper!

[kazuyafan94]

damn.....danny trejo is in almost everything!!!!!

[iamboredok]

yeah, danny trejo is awesome. lmao.

[eyepee2]

lol the sword bit is ninja

[chickpead1234]

:sigh: multiracial street gang takes up kid only to be saved by a chinese (taiwanese if you prefer) wulin gaoshou who happens to run around (i assume) an american city in a shiny polyester robe.

really jay chou!?

[samuraijeimuzu01]

oh hellz yeah who doesnt run around in a shiny polyester robe? lol

[aquaanimeangel]

i uonno waht to say, i mean. c;mon waht century is this.? a sword battle.? 3:07 the baldie juss pops outta no where in slow motion, haha

[samuraijeimuzu01]

true sword battles are out dated but i prefer using my katana over a gun fight. xD

[royallie]

katanas are...abit...gay

old fashioned chinese swords are better xD

you can use 2 sides =P

[samuraijeimuzu01]

yeah i would prefer chinese swords but atm i only have my katana, need more money to get chinese swords. lol. the 2 sides is what makes them a must have for me, i like the katan for the strength but the speed is less for me. its a toss up for a wepon of my choosing

[eiricshadowslayer]

lol nice vid. kinda random though. jay chou fighting mexicans oh and black people too. notice the kid is only worried when he sees the black guy. no offense to african americans out there. just an observation

[rizering]

That's because of the guy's size man....

Amazing that Jay can pin down a guy like that.

周杰伦加油！

[GoodiTwoShuz]

its just special affects

in response to "rizering" : "That's because of the guy's size man....Amazing that Jay can pin down a guy like that.

周杰伦加油！ "

[littlecutekitty]

LOL, he had me at "*ahem* Hi" <3 he should speak english more often =D lol, and he was so shy! lol, the way they hugged was funny, he just buried his head in her arm haha, "for you", too cute !

[Sakura8134]

I love this song. i liked when Jay was fighting with the 2 other ninjas.

[HiPop986]

i kind of hate like flexible blades but love the action and the chicks r hot

[nigahigaEMOmaple]

FATTY POWER XD

[shylildude]

who's the girl?

[miketransformer09]

lol cool but why is he just randomly fighting cholos

[mangadude2]

aw, fuck, you removed it?

[cheesepuff18]

Wooooooow it's Johnny 23 (from Con Air)

So this is what he does now

[angelofheaven25]

lol jay the shinigami

[spidermanlol]

i think should have die earlie if it come the real 1 haha nice mv lmao

[xhoneybum]

i hate how those people look like the lationos or w/e they are called just ughh

[metalmaji]

u fkn racist

[aznjen03]

GOGOGOGO JAY CHOU!!!

[llikenacho]

"lyoth (1 month ago) Show Hide -2 Marked as spam | Spam there no such thing as asians beaners. beaners are for mexican. and for asian is FOB get it right faq "

u fucking retard, beaners r slang for mexican and fob stands for fresh of boat, goddam

[WtfItzHuy]

If there is an Asian guy that married a Mexican lady,then wouldn't that be possible?

[jgeng22]

I think it's possible but with low possibility.

[poolboyinla]

Never heard of this guy but it is a well made video

[SuperStreet04]

he a pop/rap singer in china ...very well known actually over there

[streetbrat102]

taiwan actually..although he's v well known in china too.

[crescentwang]

taiwan is actually originated from china..well.. we chinese are all the same.. no matter which kind.. american chinese..malaysian chinese..Aus chinese ..taiwan chinese.. we are all one...

[streetbrat102]

not rly..if it's rly tt way y is taiwan so eager to be known as an independent country and not part of china? im chinese too...

[Xdrifthero]

cause they have their own government

[solaltar]

Good fight..

[KLJay22]

Wow, Jay is so cool when he spun the stick (I think that is what you call it) and the blades!!