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  • Bibleman's one weakness? Bullets.

  • fuckin sick cunt

  • 1:39... about shoving and fiddling with dongs?

  • wait wait, hold on, this is not the same song I have on my copy. Mine is this nod to "Everybody Dance Now" from C+C music factory. If I remember right, at like 2:15 the singing goes "Everybody DOUBT Now". and then it goes on from there. 2 versions huh?

  • I cant believe that i use to watch this when i was a kid

    ( face palm )

  • I used to laugh my but off at 0:51 when he started dancing on his own.

  • Richard Dawkins does this at least once a day...

  • So Bibleman just breaks into places to stop dance party's with his light saber?

  • EPIC awesomeness!!! This was one of my top 5 favorite Bibleman villains growing up. Wow...this takes me back...

  • I have that Acme Instant Minion in stock. It's for sale at Wal-Mart.

  • Religious people can be funny hahaha

  • Shadow of doubt? Are these people implying that being skeptical is evil? This is why religion fails.

  • @gamingsoul11 Dude I'm a christian and I think this is GARBAGE

  • @gamingsoul11 skeptisism is fine its why im not an atheist 

  • Alright this guy needs to replace Satan in the BIBLE. Wouldn't be so much better if he appeared before Jesus in ancient Jerusalem like this and brought the FUNK!!! And I'm serious Christians the Bible would be a much better read if this guy was there. He would be the most quoted, entertaining, and enigmatic.

  • Is this Bibleman's Homosexual villain?

  • Doesn't anyone else find it funny that he isn't lipsyncing?

  • so kids are supposed to be entertained by this right? we live in a strange world my friends...

  • The Nostalgia Critic should so review this. Wanna know why? Because everytime these Bibleman villains perform their dance scenes, nobody talks about them ever again. XD

    A perfect example of....

    A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

  • So Howie Mandel is evil then?

  • They say the devil has the best tunes - the best moves too :)

  • so basically what this company is trying to say that if you have doubts about the bible thats evil -_-

    that pisses me off to no end

  • @goldwaterproductions not exactly. it's saying doubt, just like every other human feeling outside random Joy is caused by an evil being.

  • This is not the song that was played in this episode. I have the VHS this is not it.

  • This sure is corny, but man can that guy dance!

  • hey this stuff is the lick man. this is totally awesome. thanks 4 posting man. we need this kind of video for the kids in this messed up world that offers them stuff in school, tv,and the streets that can't help them. Love you man!!

  • this is like the bossest shit EVER!

  • BALD

  • Um. Is this villain supposed to represent the evils of homosexuality?

  • I feel like someone's gone back in time to mess up my childhood. (I'd take Barney over Bibleman anyday.)

  • This is the gayest shit i have ever seen.

  • I think I might be tempted by those villains... quick release catches, you say?

  • @unifiedreality Yeah, just got my set today and they sure beat the old ones where you had to litterally tear it apart to get inside. Kind of freaky in a fetishy sort of way, but it gets kind of expensive when you have to replace it every couple hours.

    And it comes with a "I <3 science" coffee mug and built-in snuggie. So, what do you say? *eyebrows*

  • How do you not root for the villain after that performance?

  • This is the most accurate depiction of atheists and freethinkers I've ever seen! My friends and I spend at least 2 hours a day doing lame dances while singing about how evil we are. We even wear our hideous Armor of Rationality costumes, which look surprisingly like Bibleman's armor except for the quick-release catches which come in handy during impromptu orgies. It's also easier to clean the blood of sacrificial babies off of it.

  • @Datan0de lol ;-)

  • @Datan0de

    they arenot athiests they are satanists. i think.

  • @Datan0de Your comment is the most accurate depiction of atheists and freethinkers I've ever seen! You seem to be unable to resist the temptation to make a pathetic attack on a clip from........Bibleman. Come on. It's a music video (or something like that). Just chillax and let go of your paranoia. Every somewhat-kindof-Jesus-related video posted on YouTube is not a direct attack on atheists.

    Have a nice day.

  • @kstatefan3 I'm pretty sure that the snarking was (justifiably) provoked by this evidence that BibleMan is probably one of the most empirically retarded shows out there, forget about religious content.

  • @neosoc It looks to me like you're missing the fact that Bibleman is intentionally one of the cheesiest shows you'll ever see. Key word being "intentionally." It's designed to be fun for kids while still being somewhat amusing for adults. If you're attempting to insult the show based on the fact that you think it's stupid, it's probably because you're not 7 (I hope).

  • @kstatefan3 I dunno. I never really considered Christian fundamentalists (the ones this show was made by/is marketed towards) intellectually capable of understanding satire.

  • @Datan0de Nice.

  • 1:32 - Wait, that looked like Pope Ratzinger.

  • Watch out, he'le make you think!

  • this is not the song

    -_____-

  • I seriously don't remember it sounding like this.....at all.....

  • is this a pisstake or is it actual christian propoganda making doubt out to be the enemy? I think the ability to doubt what we're told, to question and to challenge things is one of the most fantastic things we can do! How about a song by Doubtman making Bibleman out to be the villain, I think that would be more appropriate to today..

  • HAHAHAA I just cant stop laughing at this lame ass BIBLEMAN stuff. I'm glad my mom or no one in the church's I've been to made me watch this. I've been reading reviews and I cant stop LAUGHING!!! I wonder what Bibleman would say to me (an agnostic) but I know I'd slap him with a bible. HAHAHA hmmm.....now i think im going to buy one of his shows and tell my mom to show it to her sunday school......

  • @proudmexican93 My girlfriend went to school with Bibleman's children...and hated them hahaha

  • Someone wrote this. Someone approved it. The actors memorized their lines and they rehearsed these dance moves. A film crew shot this. WTF

  • So, they're saying that gays are evil?

  • I had this tape when I was like five. My older brother and I loved Bibleman! He was Bibleman for Halloween when he was eight!

  • Is he supposed to be singing this? Like are we supposed to think he's singing it even though his mouth isn't moving? I want to fuck those ladies.

  • they say christians are againest homosexuality then y would they make the 3rd or 4th gayest thing ive ever seen

  • 0:17-0:20 Was he attempting an MJ move? xD

  • this is fucking gay

  • Man this porno is weird.

  • This is the most awesome thing I have ever and probably will ever see.

  • BibleMan sucks!

  • The only episode where the bad guy gets away.

  • this tv show almost mocks christianity

  • This is why I stopped going to church.

    Even as a kid I knew this was horeshit.

  • @NitoSpeak if you are going to call christianity horse shit, at least learn 2 spell it

  • @branby1994 I didn't even say Christianity lol

  • @branby1994 And if you're going to criticize some one else's spelling, learn to spell "to".

  • Is this the new testament?

  • Shamma-lamma-dong, Shamma-lamma-doo, Shamma-lamma-dong-diddly-dee!

  • shadow of doubt

  • So... when is Michael Bay going to make a movie about Bibleman?

  • so is this what all super villains are doing when the heroes aren't looking?

  • I'd like to see an episode of Bibleman where he ventures down the Nine Circles of Hell.

  • fuck the christian doctrine they are feeding these kids. if the kids had any brains, they would be in love with the villains!!

  • @MsMoviebitch

    Most of them probably already are.

  • What the hell did I just watch?

    I think even Jesus would have to facepalm at this, NGL

  • So, in order to be a villain you have to be bald, be able to dance, and not have blind faith?

    You fundies are creepy.

  • Only thing dumber than Bible Man is what he's representing.

  • hey everybody. it's bibletard.

  • Wait, wasn't there a Bible story about some kids making fun of a guy because he was bald, and as a result two she-bears came out of the woods and mauled the children?

    So.... shouldn't we all be getting mauled right now?

  • SHHHHH christians are immune to irony.

  • @pockypurse

    Elijah. 4th Book of Kings Chapter 2 verses 23-25

  • Hard to tell if he's gay or straight and flamboyant

  • Villain of the year, ALL YEARS!

  • fuck this show

  • soon after bible man walks in with a loaded glock and blows them all away

    thank GOD for bible man :D:D:D

  • Is he evil because he is gay?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • LMAO!

  • I am currently hosting a Bibleman discussion on my Youtube channel. Please click on my name above and share your comments and stories on this legendary hero!

  • Really? This is about a kid's show. How about everybody goes to be an asshole somewhere else.

  • Oh bibleman, I'm so glad you came along...

  • If Cunt Blocker would step aside to the White Space, Then the clip would be OK.

  • holy crap it's my Biology teacher

  • awesome is not quite how id describe it, and to make matters worse i think that dude was supposed to be jewish

  • Is it just me or is this guy overly gay. A christian show and a gay villain. Come on, whats next bibleman fights off the evil Atheist heathen squad, buddah, evolution, and the giant aborted fetus. Christians are some of the most hateful people I have ever met.

  • youre pushing it. its just a song, how is he gay? you're stuffing your own words into the mouths of people who would never say them.

  • I've seen the whole episode. That dude is a flamer. Just pointing out the obvious.

  • Are Christians really the most hateful people you've ever met? Or is the pastiche/straw man/vocal minority this way?

  • Nah. I tend to over do it at times but I think a lot of them are closed minded. but then again all religions tend to do that to people. I went to a lutheran high school for a while and it turned me more away from god then closer to him

  • @hymanpena. real christians don't act like that.

  • I think they spent the whole budget on that light system.

  • first 10 seconds... again, oversimplifying good and evil... stupid...stupid...stupid.

  • What. The. Fuck.

  • Hhahahah this is dope. I love how Bibleman walks in at the end.

  • just another example of the insidious programming of the minds of children. ALL religious adults are the products of indoctrination in childhood; most who believe have not the will nor inclination to abandon their culture of fearful obedience. ALL gods are MYTHS! Sic Semper Tyrannis!

  • you know if you dont know anything about a faith that others do and make up other shit, you shouldnt bother posting comments, it just makes you look even lesser of an intelligence

  • Methinks you should crack a book other than your precious bible -- I suggest the Harbrace College handbook. Before you question the relative intelligence of another, you should examine your own shine factor. BTW: I was raised as a Catholic -- even did a stint as an altar boy! There is no mystery in faith, only superstition. Any good done by religious people is incidental to their cultures, family values, and peer relationships; religion is hardly a predictor. Atheists are rarely jailed.

  • OMFG.. This is SO unreal.. Unbelievable.. Impossible..

    That it's actually amazing!

    This is, for me, a revelation: like the first time I listened to "Christian" pop/rock ("Your body is not your own" was the song I think).

    Much better "random crap" than Happy Tree Friends (boring).

  • lol im so glad im not american

  • @Psycnosis lol

  • @Psycnosis All of the crazy crap that India and Japan put out, and you critizize america for THIS?

  • @Psycnosis

    Yeah, the level of Christianity over here is stifling.

    Of course, you get to live in the ass end of the alpine wilderness and get confused with Sweden all the time.

    So yeah, living in Rome 2.0 has it's cons, no doubt, but still, it's fucking Rome, we do whatever catches our fevered imagination, and we don't take guff from nobody.

  • @Psycnosis Mecca is the prime example of religious segregation and bias: Only muslims are allowed even on the highway going into Mecca.

    ergo: be happier that you're not Middle Eastern.

  • @Xunkun kinda an irrelevant point you are trying to make. Mecca is just city thats already way overcrowded because of muslims alone.

    But the funny thing is that the people that support the brainwash of children in the USA is basically trying to turn the country into a middle eastern country just with a diffrent dogma but same result and same evil.

  • Robin: Holy guano, Batman!!

    Batman: Don't worry my little multi-colored feathered helper with ill-fitting clothing. We have no worries. He will not give us any competition on the streets.

    R: But he has god on his side. How can we compete with that?

    B: No problem, Alfred has made sure that Bibleman won't even be able to start his 87 Buick. Call it supernatural tinkering.

  • @saxmanchiro robin wasn't feathered

  • @loIipz But his 'plummage' was correctly colored to match nature's example. And that 'plummage' was ill-fitting.

    B: Robin, you must not anger Bibleman. He has connections with sky daddy and when He is angered, Bibleman becomes more powerful, since he upholds His writings.

    R: But shit, Batman, I thought religion was all made-up by ancient men who wanted to control their minions.

    B: True Robin, my funny masked assistant. But we cannot fight woo. It has billions of followers!

  • @saxmanchiro Yeah but batman knows that robin doesn't have feathers, being the super detective that he is. Also, it wasn't "plummage" as you put it. It was a costume. Sometimes with pants and sometimes without pants.

  • @loIipz If you want to be comparative with this character to a real robin, we can go all out. Human vs bird, anus vs cloaca, no air sacs vs air sacs, skin on legs vs scales on legs, nails vs talons, fingers vs none, nipples vs no nipples, placenta(female) vs eggs. I still like Robin's 'plummage' (outfit) and his little mask and that wonderful big 'R' on his chest.

  • @saxmanchiro You just described Robin the character and an actual Robin being different. Thus supporting my argument. I don't know what you were trying to prove.

  • This show is made of delicious gouda.

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  • This guy should be in the next Batman film! ^^

  • wow if you think this is awesome stay away from the entertainment industry

  • It's so bad it's awesome.

  • nope it is just plain bad but at least it is not bad as their bible, seeing some1 dance badly is better than a God killing people anytime

  • Have you ever even read the Bible? I am a Christian - I am also educated enough to ask that people be intelligent when they criticize my faith. (I also wish Christian video makers would be more intelligent when the represent my faith, so this kind of twaddle wouldn't end up on YouTube)

  • yup I've read the Bible. Lots of killings there and sex too

  • Bajorjor1, don't you realize it is your upbringing in a Judeo-Christian country that has taught you to frown on killings and sex?

  • nope most cultures frown on killings and sex others not always on sex. it is not exclusive in Judeo Christian culture. Except of course when you kill for God then it is another story. In the Bible God kills orders people to kill. Dont you read your bible?

  • liberalartsheretic - Don't you realise that the US has no official Religion?

    Did you also realise the laws which govern your nation weren't founded on Christianity either?

    Treaty of Tripoli, art. 11

    "As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion"

    Did you also realise that how a society behaves doesn't remove or add what is actually written in scripture? You didn't address what he said, at all.

  • Liberartsheretic - listen to this guy... he knows what he's talking about. The majority of America's founders were secularists... if you don't know what that means... please look it up. Also... that's partly the reason why we have a "separation of church... and... state".

    and...

    this Bibleman stuff is epically funny!

  • GROUDON DENIES.

    One: how many translations, and how many versions are there of the bible? Which one is closest to whatever one (now lost to time) that is the origional?  Only 1 apostle's Letter hated sex outright, and the Commandments only specify adultery (certainly not homosexuality, and unfortunatley not about pedophilia (ie: preists, choir boys).

  • murder is encouraged in the judeo christian religion though.... and there are no judeo christian countries in the western world.... there are secular countries where there lives christians but thats all.

  • Really what about Italy? You're thrown in Jail for criticizing the pope whom was GIVEN his own country.

  • Huh, i never thought of compairing that with a kids show, one for children aged mostlikely 8 and under. Yeah i will compare hittler with bibleman because thats what all the cool grown men do is mock a childrens show, your pathetic.

  • You're*

  • noooooooooo

  • Two:

    US Law defies 10 commandments several times:

    Idol worship, strange gods, sabbath holy, god's name in vain-- all defied by Bill of Rights #1: Freedom of Press, Religion.

    Honor Father and Mother: US laws against child abuse, and for child welfare and emancipation, adoption.

    Killing.

    AHEM: Crusades. Jihad. Jewish persecution. Witch hunts.

    All in the name of Abraham's god.

    Meanwhile, US law, patroitism, is to STOP such acts.

    Do you really need god to make you not steal or kill?

  • 'Course, being a follower of God/Jesus/Allah/Moses/Yaweh hasn't stopped, and has even been used to CONDONE killing... in His name.

    Beliving in god instantly makes you a morally superior person, eh? Way to go.

    Also, if the correct word is "coveting":

    You do realise we're a CAPITALIST nation, right?

    Cheating on the provider of thy nookie;

    Again, do you really need a god to tell you that?

    Abraham himself was a polygamist. It led to Islam (Ishmael) and Judism (Issac). They're brothers.

  • Lemme put it this way. You know the trope of having an angel and a devil on your shoudler, right? Move it up: Angel answers to God, devil to Satan. So, God and Satan on your shoulder.

    Nevermind Satan, could debate for hours on the basic nature of humanity (sometimes, I still wonder). So; God.

    If you need THE avatar of Good, to recognise and choose Good, saying that you couldn't do it on your own.... well, you pretty much suck.

    It was easy enough to figure it out by myself, sans any gods.

  • Haha. Message: Don't be skeptical of anything we tell you, just be sheeple.

  • where can i download this song plx? ^^

  • Holy Moonwalk, Batman!... ;-)

  • holy shit! this tops heath ledgers joker in so many ways!

  • And there shalt be not a shadow of doubt regarding bibleman's unequivocal awesomeness.

  • What...the...fuck?!

  • greatest.musical number.EVER.

  • I bet this got his next fix

  • Does this villain represent homosexuality or premarital sex/dancing?

  • I believe he represents the evil of 'doubt'

    I mean how unholy and blashpemus is it to doubt things? Very, seems to be the answer

  • lol this shit is child abuse.

  • Does this remind anyone of something you would see on the mighty boosh?

  • indeed except he wouldn't be fighting bible man, he would be fighting howard moon or infecting Vince or something

  • hahahaha!

  • Why the hell are the villains in this show more likable than the hero?

  • because the hero is bibleman, and the villains aren't, duh.

  • I had a friend who watched bibleman. Had a tape and everything. I spent the entire time kicking him and his actual interest in the show that under certain circumstances I might have felt bad about it at some point. Thanks for showing me I did the right thing.

  • oh, I get it now. You can see his bulge

    Disregard

  • what makes this guy so villainous against Bibleman?

    Is it the sin of dancing or just because he is gay, or both?

  • AWESOME!

  • sooo....mj went to hell?...

  • Evidence that the devil doe not always have the best tunes!

  • to all who keep saying "stop copying charlie brooker"

    check the damn date the video was posted before you make fools of yourselves

    "30 July 2006"

    also, just because he takes the piss out of a show, does not mean it didn't exist before he saw it

  • ummm i think their meaning all of the people who are repeating the comments Charlie B made.

  • I saw this on "You have been watching" last night. Couldn't quite believe that this shit exhisted. Proper funny though.. Nice one

  • Damn this shit is funny!

  • is that prince ?

  • So wait that villain was dancing instead of plotting to take over the world, or robbing banks?

    Best.

    Villain.

    EVER!

  • riddler rip off alert!

  • I'll stick to Marilyn Manson. Much more entertaining than gormless brainwashed christian rubes who read the bible literally.

  • he better than beyonce with 3 thing

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

    Jesus has scarred me for life

  • you have been watching..

  • this sort of religious propaganda could only happen in america. bible mans one weakness...reason

  • Heh, I see you've been watching Charlie Brooker :)

  • Oi, stop nicking Charlie's jokes!

  • reminds me of the Riddler from Batman or the Mask. saw a mick take of this Bibleman on "You have been watching" (Ch 4 in the UK) Only In the USA wud u get Bibleman. Thank God (lol) we dont get it in England

    SS191

  • we do get in england. it's on TBN Europe. thank god cos it's fucking hilarious. lol.

    this isnt part of my music collection btw.