The Room - "Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!"

[drunkenmonkey59]

this comment has been removed and placed in my pocket



[doomsday700]

What does it mean? The world may never know

[LuBuOWNZ]

Mark is fed up with these goddamn arrow to the knee comments.

[WarlockSpringwalker]

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.

[zimmawoman]

well...he showed him.

[Emanresu56]

I left my comment in my pocket, but it fell out after I took an arrow in the knee.

[CapcomVsButtHead]

But if you put your comment in your pocket, wouldn't that make it confidential?

Anyway, how is your sexlife?

[Octavian88mtl]

This line is so epic lol

[InfiniteMisery003]

whoa whoa, hey thats not thanksgiving language.

[nemesisnick66]

This comment was to smart for pocket

[marioandluigi85]

This is a stupid comment can you put it in my pocket?

[VasjaStankovic]

This guy's amazing. So moral and honest, yet he appears in only two scenes.

[DavidL999]

@VasjaStankovic Ya, but he really should've left his stupid comments in his pocket!

[VasjaStankovic]

@DavidL999 No doubt about it. :)

[Kuupoju]

I like to keep my stupid comments in my left pocket and my insightful comments in my right pocket, just so I don't mix them up.

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

Incredible acting for this movie.

[xxxItAllEndsxxx]

Wow Dude calm down! No need for that kind of talk!

[KuatoFilms]

12 people left their comments in their pocket

[Robotdrummerzzk]

what the fuck does this evenmean?

[dreamcaster4eva2011]

who the fuck is that guy? I guess he's like the breast cancer. You see him once in the movie randomly and never again for the rest of the film.

[mikkodude]

"Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket, Mr... whoever the fuck, who likes to put things in his pocket"

[DoCWaSaBe]

don't bother, leave your stupid dislike in your pocket

[fiddlebender88]

Who the fuck is he anyway? I have only watched this movie once but I don't remember ANY other scene with him in it. Maybe he was in his pocket the entire movie?

[kattowitz4]

Leave your stupid comments in your left breast pocket in your black coat and lock that pocket with a master lock and swallow the key!!

[Ichiboy900]

You know in "Whose Line is it Anyway" Where they take the little slips of paper out of their pocket and read them? That's what Mark's talking about here.

[zhazha23]

[Comment Pocketed By Author]

[xXTHEBRANDINIXx]

the baloons deserve an oscar

[Parstices]

I love how the random white shirt guy shows up out of nowhere like he was part of the story the whole time lol (FYI, The actor who played the psychiatrist left due to creative differences, so they put this guy in to help fill his spot lol)

[henryTshaw]

I love him

HAHAHAH What a story lisa

[TheBrig012]

water story mark

[michaeledgett]

Twelve people can leave their stupid comments in their pockets.

[thinkulye]

[This comment has been put back in my pocket]

[jmj540]

I got some stupid comments for you guys! Want some?

[briancurtiswalker]

With that dry monotone reading, I wouldn't believe it either...

[IFknHateUTube]

but I keep my penis in my pocket.

[sirable1]

One question: Who are you?

[Ichiboy900]

Press 0 to make Mark and Lisa rise from the grave

[4104jake]

Matt? I thought Mark was Matt . . . wait, who's Matt?

[Pwnzor729]

@4104jake No Matt, only Mark. He called him man, not Matt.

Holy, that is confusing now that I think about it..

[4104jake]

@Pwnzor729 Oh, ok. Water story.

[alizekeriya]

IS THIS A COMMENT IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

[TheAmazingUploader]

This is a perfect example of a screen writer who doesn't understand the grammar of a foreign language.

[jst4hr]

Press 8 for Mints in your pocket.

[Angim350]

"I got the results ot the test back. I definately have breast cancer."

"Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!!"

[Yamoley13]

Oh, hi, Mark...

cheapcheapcheapcheapcheap!!!

[faggotgumdrops]

Oh yeah, well I have no pockets. Take that.

[RaverDeity]

> Implying that people carry comments in their pockets.

[1nespower]

i don't believe id..

[murderaddiction]

What happens when my pockets get full? Can we take the stupid comments to a recycling center and have them made into something more useful?

[jst4hr]

*Comment Removed by Pocket*

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@jst4hr hahahahaha

[Miister00]

press 7 and make your own melody!

[KittyCatSnack]

Oh hai, Mahk!

[Zigelhh07]

When someone on youtube creates an account, this video should pop up.

[zacharyfmtaylor]

Thumbs up if you think I'm an ass.

[transfan1988]

Hmmmm... what?

[scrount1]

12 people should leave their STUPID dislikes in their pocket!

[TheAndrewj96]

ls that a comment in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[MeepullStewray]

hold 2 too see the real mark

[Sigismund1337]

This people, this is acting at it's finest. It is a monumental effort which coming actors can look up to. It dwarfs all other performances, future and present! But most importantly of all, this is ART!

[Mswordx23]

I will now attempt to put this comment in my pocket.

I have failed.

[hecktick133]

@JMCDS45 Haha it should be prerequisite for anybody who writes "X number of people missed the like button"....

[rpgzilla]

That would really suck if he didn't have pockets. What else would he be able to do with those stupid comments??

[whowantsabighug]

@rpgzilla Sock? Backpack? Foreskin?

[DallasSkinnyPuppy]

I love this scene, because that character is introduced completely out of nowhere, as if he'd been in the movie the whole time. lol

[stuffedcat]

@DallasSkinnyPuppy I think he replaced Peter the Psychiatrist / Psychologist when that actor quit, like we wouldn't notice!

[alfamedios]

*This comment was left in my pocket*

[DeviantDash]

@JMCDS45 Leave your stupid comments in your pocket

[MrTibs99]

press 2 to see mark looking at lisa's tits

[IronKnuckleKO]

You don't understand anything man... -- KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENT IN YOUR POCKET!

I... I'm so sorry.... I've been having mood swings lately... :C

[Einherjar212]

Tap 5 really fast: Almost a 3d effect

Tap 8 really fast: They're making out lol

[massiveMgodden]

@Einherjar212 and if you tap 2 really fast, he's dry humpin' her leg! xD

[MrPhantomxPhantom]

terrible acting

[DjLsdMixes]

wtf? who the hell is that guy?

[MobKnowledge]

@DjLsdMixes Oliver Stone.

[oracle19]

"Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!"

"...right next to your melted Xtra Small Durex!"

[AnAmsterdamAdmiral]

....hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!­!!

[WakeWorkRepeat]

"Leave your stupid acting in your pocket!"

[CDSONIC01]

what happened to peter

[MichaelUifalusi]

hold 8 for gay makeout session

[TheIslammiracle]

Pocket! you're alive!......Too bad you , will die! oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man, oh hi mark

[bofeity]

12 people don't understand anything...man...

[mikstaslaya]

HE'S LEAVING HIS COMMENTS... AND THEN HE'S GONNA LEAVE ME... OH MY GAAAAWWWWDDDD

[Abbytater]

I did not post a stupid comment, it's bullshit, I did not do it, I did naaahhhht.

[huaun]

@Abbytater Oh, hai comment

[DetectiveDeckard]

@Abbytater Oh hi mark!

[KeatonKB]

@Abbytater You forgot "oh hai Mark" lol

[Abbytater]

@KeatonKB Oh hai KeatonKB!

[MoultonProductions]

@Abbytater Ohai Mark.

[littlsuprstr]

when

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[TheSim1derful]

The comments on this video are almost better than the video. Almost.

[cocokittyy]

i preffer leaving them in my purse.

[cocokittyy]

haha not because its wrong to cheat on your husband, no no, just because johnny happens to be VERY SENSItiVE

[aSadPanda11]

12 people are justi....actually, never mind. i'll just leave that in my pocket.

[AntonyBlalock]

He was talking to you guys

[BlessedAreTheFurries]

But there's a hole in my pocket and my stupid comments keep falling out!

Also, this should be YouTube's motto. :P

[projectshadow99]

This will destroy Johnny. He's very sensitive.

[slangshotstudios]

pock...et....po....pock...et..­pocket?

[stepdubber]

hold 2 for the most glamorous pose a man can do

[MorbidxCeremony]

12 people had stupid comments in their pocket

[iamnotascientisi]

@MorbidxCeremony You should've left that one in your pocket

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

I would leave my stupid comments in my pocket, but I want to post i- Wait, my stupid comments aren't in my pocket!

OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN.

[NefariousEvildoer]

I'd leave a stupid comment, but I left it in my pocket.

(Bah-dum! *cymbal crash*!)

[Nintendavin]

Crap, I left my comments in the trunk of my car.

[davegriener]

Hold 8 and Mark and Peter Replacement are making out.

[Playstation72]

Anyone else find it funny that an extra who has two lines is a better actor than most of the main characters. I mean that's not saying much, but it's true.

[SeanConnery69]

Sadly this part of the movie is the best acted scene in the whole movie

[impulsewithMiggyVee]

leave your bad acting in your pocket!

[tollhouse2006]

does that guy even have a name? haha 

[xhananh9]

@tollhouse2006

Actually, that's the guy who replaced Peter (the psychologist) when the actor who played him quit halfway through the movie. In all honesty, I think I'd have done the same in that guy's situation.

[tollhouse2006]

@xhananh9 so he's supposed to be peter for the rest of the movie? haha. are u serious?!

[badwolf66]

@xhananh9 Yeah he just didn't like being around all the weirdos.

[primoptimus]

@xhananh9 Well, he is Spider-Man after all. He can't sit around and listen to these silly people when He's out stoppin bad guys downtown, and swingin thru bridges n shit

[AzumangaDaioh1fan]

@tollhouse2006 Yeah, his name is Stephen apparently. lolz

[mk741]

Burn.

[BoingBoingallen]

Hold down 2. Mark looks super gay.

[vancepar08]

Pocket?

[ButThatBelt]

0:10 HABEEB IT!

[S0undBite]

you tell him!

[deviltetsuo555]

he's just an extra yet he's the 1st to find out she was cheating

[KrazzzyKyle]

12 people don't have pockets

[mrmovieguide]

oh no! i left my stuipd comments in my briefcase!!!!

[MobKnowledge]

Oh hai, Oliver Stone, I didn't know it was you.

[SuperHapa]

keep pressing 2 to see mark blinking his eyes

[howiescream]

I usually carry around stupid comments in my pocket just in case,but I got into an argument with a work colleague the other day and did'nt know what to say,I must of lost them.

[JeanPhilippeLepage]

haha, what a story Mark. Anyways how's your sex life?

[T0pcatFilms]

what does that even mean?

[ThePsychonautsmaster]

He's keeping his stupid comments in his pocket!

And than he's going keep me!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[FuzzySnuckums]

Everyone go outside for some fresh air!!! (while me and mark fuckkkkk)

[shatwood]

$6 Million was spent on this movie.

"I don't believe it!"

Johnny can buy a dozen flowers in 19 seconds.

"I don't believe it!"

Tommy Wiseau decided to introduce a character at then end of a movie without ever naming him.

"I believe it!".

[tryandlisten]

@shatwood ahaha, what a story shatwood. It sounds to me like you're the hheeexpert!

[mrmovieguide]

Johnny: Oh hi , Random Guy who walks into a scene out of nowhere!!!

Random Guy: Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!!

Johnny: I KEEELL YOUUU MAWTHERFUCKER!!!!

[DwarfKing111]

After 12 views of this film, I still don't know something....

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY? lol

[anonymousbl00dlust]

@DwarfKing111 "why are you doing this?!?", "I don't belive it?!?"

isn't it obvious? he's the producer.

[atomichead777]

y'know what? i have a message to all u commenters. LEAVE YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKETS!!

[Doommaster1994]

"Yeah, you listen to me!...whoever I am?!"

[stubsfahey87]

press 7  LOL!

[MallarRallam]

I should probably leave this comment in my pocket, but I'm posting it anyway.

[runningbeardotjpg]

u mad steven?

[chrisismename]

press 2 repeatedly for gay blinking

[Finntroll]

@chrisismename

what the hell. i didn't think...... it was actually going to happen. normally things like that..... don't just happen.

this person is not lying. press 2 repeatedly for gay blinking.

[QuackyBear]

Lol he looks at her "....what the fuck does that mean?"

[omgcamlolz]

keep pressing 0:00

oh hi mark

[MobKnowledge]

Oliver Stone knows how to write and direct, but he can't act for shit.

[bobbyocalypse]

ya tearing me apart pockets!!

[serioushamster]

@bobbyocalypse usually you tear your own pockets,I guess you must be in soviet russia where pockets tear you =p

[tindremene]

569 people should have left their stupid comments in their pockets.

[arnoldt14]

press 8 for "lints in your pocket"

[MrWolfsvudo]

@arnoldt14 Even better! Push 8 then really quickly push 7. For "lets...do anything man"

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

@arnoldt14 "I'm sick of people like you, you're arrogant, you never think things through, you drag me into your shenanigans, and to top it all, lints in your pocket. Good day, sir."

[shatwood]

12 people "don't believe it"

[smartasscommenter]

12 people should have left their stupid comments in their pockets.

[JulesDeSmit]

Oh hi acting lessons.

[Murph3k]

I'M ACTING!

[banana1337kivi]

HAHHA this is brilliant!

[Raidenx3499]

You listen to me. . . . . whoever I am!

[JoshTheCritic]

they should remake this with Nicolas Cage as Mark

[KrazzzyKyle]

@JoshTheCritic or as Chris R. if you look at him closely he does resemble nicholas cage

[DonZabu]

I love how this actor isn't all "WTF does that mean?" when Mark says the pocket line.

[Virgo4u]

I would say something but i left my comment in my other pants pocket im sorry

[noelsoong777]

well that was random.