To Tesco and its employees - In Game Of Death, the guy playing Bruce Lee says "It's better to die a broken piece of jade, than to live a life of clay." Now go "rumble" / swivel
every country is shit nowdays. :I or so people say. And I'm sure they haven't even seen countries where real shit happens. Oh yeah, never thought about those countries where the wars are going on, did you? tsst.
Apparently Denmark is the happiest country in the world. It surprised me then to see the top two comments slagging it off! Norway I think comes after in terms of happiness. I want to go to Norway!
I know the tripods were probably inspired by War of the Worlds, but this reminded me of Half Life 2 with the striders and the possible seven hour war reference.
Denmark is a shit country. Our schools, hospitals, everything is destroyed completely because of the government, paying 50% in taxes for some lousy,dirty hospitals, shitty schools with horrible teachers, and eldercare where people doesn't care about the old people, this country is one big joke.
@bangladesh461 just people eating poop on the street and shitting on other people? I must live like that, too. Also pretending to be snakes and tigers and being muslim, too.
Denmark sucks ass. This place is a shithole, the government is stealing the citizens money, 50% in taxes, and they don't even use it on welfare, the schools,hospitals,childcare,eldercare, is basically shit because of the danish government. This place sucks ass.
@MegaKapser er en ulækker muslimmi der sutter numse og pik på sin iman, hver fredag! Det gør han fordi, dengang han var MiniKapser og tissede i bukserne, så kom imanen rendende og tørrede hans tis op med sit skæg. "Næhhhhh", tænkte en taknemmelig Minikapser, "ham ka' jeg li', når jeg bliver stor vil jeg være muslim og sutte hans pik". Resten af historien kender vi - puuuha! Eeeeewwww.
@MegaKapser sounds like you feel sorry for yourself, take a look around... denmark isnt exactly a bad place compared to the rest of the world, war in the middle east their people are fleeing from their country and to where? to countries like denmark cus it's a better place, what about africa, with the hunger and seard for clean water is what they do all day, there are places where a government doesnt exist, stop thinking about yourself cus you are living like a king compared to everyone else....
@mathiaspoulson That's very danish, when someone complains about the country people starts to compare with countries africa. Compare with Germany & U.S & NorWay & Finland & Sweden and you will see just what a shithole Denmark is.
@MegaKapser and also, my guess is you arent even 18 yet, stop complaining before you actualy tried paying taxes, but if you are, then i dont see why you are complaining, denmark is one of the easiest countries to make money in, with the right education ofc but thats your responsability, if you hate the country so much then move, if you move to a country where they pay 25% taxes then you probably only get payed half of what you get here, thats how it works, you are just to ignorant to see it...
@MegaKapser im not comparing it, you cant compare those 2.. they are so different that you just cant, sweden and norway pays about the same amount and it's spend on the same shit as danish taxes is, have you ever been to finland? thats what i call a shithole... germany? most danes wouldnt be able to live there cus of the way they are, the most greedy fuckers on the planet, and all the stuff you are complaining about is even worse there cus they pay half the taxes we do...
The government is stealing all of our money??? I bet they just count alllll their money all day long, that's how rich Denmark is atm! Why don't you do a little research before you write something like that??? Bitch
So all the money that the government "steals" should be soend in welfare???
And you didn't answer my question. If you hate Denmark that much, why don't you move, your nextdoor neibourgh Sweeden will be more than happy to host you.
You should be happy to live in a country like Denmark.
There aren't many poor people,
allmost everybody can go on a vacation every year,
yeah the tax may be a bit high, but you also do earn a bit extra.
So all the money that the government "steals" should be soend in welfare???
And you didn't answer my question. If you hate Denmark that much, why don't you move, your nextdoor neibourgh Sweeden will be more than happy to host you.
You should be happy to live in a country like Denmark.
There aren't many poor people,
allmost everybody can go on a vacation every year,
yeah the tax may be a bit high, but you also do earn a bit extra.
So all the money that the government "steals" should be soend in welfare???
And you didn't answer my question. If you hate Denmark that much, why don't you move, your nextdoor neibourgh Sweeden will be more than happy to host you.
You should be happy to live in a country like Denmark.
There aren't many poor people,
allmost everybody can go on a vacation every year,
yeah the tax may be a bit high, but you also do earn a bit extra.
Businesses, jobs, towns, destroyed, road-markings changed, traffic detoured, and 'sucked' into huge carparks, where once-upon-a-time, shop-owners had smiled, and market traders had beckoned from their stalls.
All swallowed up by one big lifeless 'aircraft-hanger'.
this is actually happeneing right now. theres a turf war with the big 4. there was a BBC panorma about it. a new tesco extra is opening across the road from my work which is unnessecary.
@catatonicable they say the Devil has the best music. we can now see why - he buys it cheaply from Tesco stores and downloads it cheaper from Tesco online....
(actually, i don't know if you can download music from tescos but its only a matter of months untill...)
@SimonB198207 Once they have conclude the supermarket wars they wont sell food to you unless you are a member and subscriber. Blood transfusions-they will own all the blood too.
I am Swede and i think IKEA is on the way to conuquer all world :) ! They are a nasty warrior and caused many divorces because women drag their men with them to IKEA Temples!
Now why does everybody always hurt the statue of the litte mermaid, what did it ever do to anybody, very funny though. Don't know where my loyalties lie, I'm Danish but I do most of my shopping at TESCO lol.
I loved the way they said, "And then there was the war with Denmark." It was fantastically out of left field, said in such a deliciously matter of fact way.
If denmark not have been there in the time were the romes almost own the world denmark fights back and got feard by everyone in the world even the romes denmark stops rome in taken all over the world and killing millions all over the world maybe italion own all the world today if not denmark has lived...
actually tesco coming to denmark might not be such a bad thing. the danske supermarket owns the 3 biggest players and it might inject some competition into the market. i am kinda fed up with looking through the reklamer every week to see whether coke is 25 dkk or 9 for example. bilka, netto and fotex run a monopoly and it is not good for the people.
I'm english and have lived in denmark for 4 years, so i have a reasonable idea.
Well, I myself think its great, that theres some competition between the supermarkets, its all just business. Also, its great that the prices on fast food and other fat foods, are high, so more people would buy healthy food, plus the prices on vegetables is low. We are also more about liberalism than socialism, but mainly we are in for social-liberalism...
...that means, that business and other companies, are not run by the government, but by regular people, so that different companies and business have competition between each other and that means that you want to do something with your life, pupils are often more concentrated.
the danske supermarket *fotex, netto, bilka, salling) is not owned by normal people either. It is owned by maerske who also happen to be the largest shareholders in the Danske Bank.
I'm not sure if you misunderstood my first post saying I think Tesco coming Denmark would be a good thing
By "regular person" i meant, persons besides the government, and mærsk mckinney møller is a normal person. He just happens to own a lot of different business... anyway, i didnt misunderstood your first post... have about in school, anyway leave it, dont want to start a flame war.
nope, no flaming, but you have to look at the fact that normal people are not awarded the title 'His Excellency', I would love to have my first 100,000,000dkk tax of each year paid for by the government as a gesture of goodwill. the year before last the danske supermarket and maerske shipping paid absolutly no tax at all.
This was a year that I brought a new car, so I prolly covered their tax bill for them ;-)
dont got me wrong,i dont hate Denmark,i actually pretty much love it but nowadays totally changed a lot.i know cause im spending my second year here.during two years i noticed two things,first:the fact that Denmark is kinda "sinking" is because of the too much foreigner.Denmark not able to take that many people.the other,because of the "strangers" danish people is getting closed.when i`m arrived everyone were really friendly.maybe this is the third problem. Denmark is too tolerant.
This is fucking hilarious! especially if you are from Denmark, which i am. It also took the germans about five hours to make us surrender in WW2 haha.
i actually think he pronounces it with a british accent.. u know... with the british "a" and not the flat american "a" (aeeey). But ur right.. it does sound like german.
OMFG this was just so brilliant! it made me laugh from the very frist second! xD
Im a dane, and i have an english friend that work at Tescos.. It was amazing! the helicopters coming in over CPH dropping down tesco-tranformers! Tripods crushing The Little Mermaid lol :D (sad for her, but f'cking brillliant made! And then ofc the total disaster in the end.. after the 5 hour long war of Tesco VS the Vikings. LOL
Hahaha, you guys think it's a joke.. I work for Tesco and I can confirm, we are plotting to take over the world.. This is a very likely outcome!..
SuziTheGreat1991 2 months ago
To Tesco and its employees - In Game Of Death, the guy playing Bruce Lee says "It's better to die a broken piece of jade, than to live a life of clay." Now go "rumble" / swivel
ThePurist007 2 months ago in playlist Liked
This all seems a strangely accurate prediction!
MikeyC586 2 months ago
Tesco founded by a Jew, but not a beef sausage in the stall. Talk about hypocrisy.
herbertwarmstrong 3 months ago
Well as long as the Tesco Empire Destroys the forces of ASDAism then fine by me (Laugh ; )
TSR1989RN 4 months ago
I thought it was real until the Denmark thing.
ROBLOXingHabbo 4 months ago
@ROBLOXingHabbo The tesco branch built onto the side of the cliff didn't stand out to you as a bit odd?
charlesismymiddlenam 1 week ago
I'm the 900 liker. Sweet! :P
youisnotmytype 6 months ago
Please don't pronounce Copenhagen that way.
Sakkura1 6 months ago 2
funny
ssskjold 6 months ago
WAF is this? What a poor marketing
caluquita 6 months ago
@caluquita This is called humour.
HitMeQuick 6 months ago 2
Apparently Tesco has been waging an economic war against Greece as well. Poor Greece never stood a chance.
higgins0421 7 months ago
TV ON SIGNAL THANDIE NEWTON
whotaughtyou 7 months ago
I'd rather live in Denmark than in Tesco's
DJEdSaunders 7 months ago
@DJEdSaunders Even if it is very cold but at least it's doesn't rain as much.
lemsip 7 months ago
every country is shit nowdays. :I or so people say. And I'm sure they haven't even seen countries where real shit happens. Oh yeah, never thought about those countries where the wars are going on, did you? tsst.
SupernaturalHowl 7 months ago
Funny how there's so many very serious political comments over some silly spoof tesco invasion mockumentary. Would be funny if it wasn't so accurate.
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Denmark is AMAZING!!!! Copenhagen is a really laid-back and fun place to be! Like this if you agree ♥
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bangladesh461 7 months ago
People who are unhappy with Denmark should go to other countries for some time, live there, and then come back and tell us what they think.
JoGGerJonas 8 months ago 6
@amiablesnowman denmark sucks
MegaKapser 8 months ago
Apparently Denmark is the happiest country in the world. It surprised me then to see the top two comments slagging it off! Norway I think comes after in terms of happiness. I want to go to Norway!
amiablesnowman 8 months ago
wicked video! keep up the anti-tesco fight!!
technopykie18 9 months ago
F*** Tesco
muiroford1 9 months ago 2
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I have visited Denmark on holiday, lovely place. Great women too
LeClassics 9 months ago
mark watson looks like someone who auditioned to play bass in menswear in this
sratus 9 months ago
I know the tripods were probably inspired by War of the Worlds, but this reminded me of Half Life 2 with the striders and the possible seven hour war reference.
automat3000 9 months ago
The Danish military would beat the fuck out of any invaders, so don't even try fucking brits.
TheAVB1995 9 months ago
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StellandBlood 7 months ago
Denmark is a shit country. Our schools, hospitals, everything is destroyed completely because of the government, paying 50% in taxes for some lousy,dirty hospitals, shitty schools with horrible teachers, and eldercare where people doesn't care about the old people, this country is one big joke.
bangladesh461 9 months ago
@bangladesh461
Jesus christ dude. If Denmark is such a shitty country as you say, why don't you just move then??? Bitch
Dorezha 9 months ago
@bangladesh461: Try travelling a bit, our systems are still very close to the best.
8NCLI8 7 months ago
@bangladesh461 is Bangladesh better?
Peppepoppldoppl 7 months ago
@Peppepoppldoppl Yup.
bangladesh461 7 months ago
@bangladesh461 no taxes, eh?
Peppepoppldoppl 7 months ago
@bangladesh461 just people eating poop on the street and shitting on other people? I must live like that, too. Also pretending to be snakes and tigers and being muslim, too.
Peppepoppldoppl 7 months ago
@bangladesh461
So why don't you go back to Bangladesh in a hurry,if you are that
unahappy about being here?
And don't even compare with Sweden where the standards
have been lowered far more, because of cut backs and the
poor Swedes being far too kind and naive for their own good - spending
far too much money on unintegratable, disrespectful, fanatical,
demanding, difficult and criminal foreigners of your sort.
Bjowolf2 1 month ago
@Bjowolf2
Danes simply got fed up with paying taxes to such people.
And with not being able to speak the truth bec. of all the halo
polishing "experts" & PC idiots, who never had to live with the
dreadful behaviour of these unintegratable "guests" themselves.
Who invited you or your family without any manners
and your insane islam in the first place btw.?
You just come and demand and demand, and then it comes
as a surprise to you that there isn't enough money for other
things?
Bjowolf2 1 month ago
Denmark sucks ass. This place is a shithole, the government is stealing the citizens money, 50% in taxes, and they don't even use it on welfare, the schools,hospitals,childcare,eldercare, is basically shit because of the danish government. This place sucks ass.
MegaKapser 9 months ago
@MegaKapser er en ulækker muslimmi der sutter numse og pik på sin iman, hver fredag! Det gør han fordi, dengang han var MiniKapser og tissede i bukserne, så kom imanen rendende og tørrede hans tis op med sit skæg. "Næhhhhh", tænkte en taknemmelig Minikapser, "ham ka' jeg li', når jeg bliver stor vil jeg være muslim og sutte hans pik". Resten af historien kender vi - puuuha! Eeeeewwww.
DieMoslim 9 months ago
@MegaKapser 64% in taxes for the most part mate :P
TheGamingRambos 9 months ago
@MegaKapser sounds like you feel sorry for yourself, take a look around... denmark isnt exactly a bad place compared to the rest of the world, war in the middle east their people are fleeing from their country and to where? to countries like denmark cus it's a better place, what about africa, with the hunger and seard for clean water is what they do all day, there are places where a government doesnt exist, stop thinking about yourself cus you are living like a king compared to everyone else....
mathiaspoulson 9 months ago
@mathiaspoulson That's very danish, when someone complains about the country people starts to compare with countries africa. Compare with Germany & U.S & NorWay & Finland & Sweden and you will see just what a shithole Denmark is.
MegaKapser 9 months ago
@MegaKapser and also, my guess is you arent even 18 yet, stop complaining before you actualy tried paying taxes, but if you are, then i dont see why you are complaining, denmark is one of the easiest countries to make money in, with the right education ofc but thats your responsability, if you hate the country so much then move, if you move to a country where they pay 25% taxes then you probably only get payed half of what you get here, thats how it works, you are just to ignorant to see it...
mathiaspoulson 9 months ago
@MegaKapser im not comparing it, you cant compare those 2.. they are so different that you just cant, sweden and norway pays about the same amount and it's spend on the same shit as danish taxes is, have you ever been to finland? thats what i call a shithole... germany? most danes wouldnt be able to live there cus of the way they are, the most greedy fuckers on the planet, and all the stuff you are complaining about is even worse there cus they pay half the taxes we do...
mathiaspoulson 9 months ago
@MegaKapser
The government is stealing all of our money??? I bet they just count alllll their money all day long, that's how rich Denmark is atm! Why don't you do a little research before you write something like that??? Bitch
Dorezha 9 months ago
@Dorezha The danish government sucks its stealing the peoples money without using it on welfare.
bangladesh461 9 months ago
@bangladesh461
So all the money that the government "steals" should be soend in welfare???
And you didn't answer my question. If you hate Denmark that much, why don't you move, your nextdoor neibourgh Sweeden will be more than happy to host you.
You should be happy to live in a country like Denmark.
There aren't many poor people,
allmost everybody can go on a vacation every year,
yeah the tax may be a bit high, but you also do earn a bit extra.
Dorezha 5 months ago
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@bangladesh461
So all the money that the government "steals" should be soend in welfare???
And you didn't answer my question. If you hate Denmark that much, why don't you move, your nextdoor neibourgh Sweeden will be more than happy to host you.
You should be happy to live in a country like Denmark.
There aren't many poor people,
allmost everybody can go on a vacation every year,
yeah the tax may be a bit high, but you also do earn a bit extra.
Dorezha 5 months ago
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@bangladesh461
So all the money that the government "steals" should be soend in welfare???
And you didn't answer my question. If you hate Denmark that much, why don't you move, your nextdoor neibourgh Sweeden will be more than happy to host you.
You should be happy to live in a country like Denmark.
There aren't many poor people,
allmost everybody can go on a vacation every year,
yeah the tax may be a bit high, but you also do earn a bit extra.
Dorezha 5 months ago
Evil bastards. Love their Luxury Fish Pie though.
PurushaDesa 10 months ago
I HATE TESCO
rudetoddboy 10 months ago 2
This is really funny. They could make an entire series about Tescos and I would watch it.
hypedpotential 11 months ago
bahaha this is so funny!
MsSunhappy 1 year ago
Businesses, jobs, towns, destroyed, road-markings changed, traffic detoured, and 'sucked' into huge carparks, where once-upon-a-time, shop-owners had smiled, and market traders had beckoned from their stalls.
All swallowed up by one big lifeless 'aircraft-hanger'.
UncagedCardinal 1 year ago
Lol this was a good prediction as they've signed up with a tyre supplier so you can now order tyres from tesco!!
charliespeed78 1 year ago
DEEEEEENMAAAAAAAAARK
5candypop5 1 year ago
this is actually happeneing right now. theres a turf war with the big 4. there was a BBC panorma about it. a new tesco extra is opening across the road from my work which is unnessecary.
logisticsninjistics 1 year ago
is that tescos setting up a wink to command and conquer?
itsTempleofSound 1 year ago 10
@itsTempleofSound well less of a wink and more of a blatant reskin of the animation! WIN
elPominator 1 year ago
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FUCK WITH TESCO AND YOUR COUNTRY WILL BE NEXT!!!!!!!
Griceyboy 1 year ago
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FUCK WITH TESCO AND YOUR COUNTRY WILL BE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
Griceyboy 1 year ago
Lol but it has a serious but it is a bit of a slippery slope
dancthegr 1 year ago
This is the real 2012.
LondonNewyork1 1 year ago
i dont like this vidio. becores i am from denmark
chri943d 1 year ago
STOP SAYING TESCO'S! It's TESCO.
DooptGaming 1 year ago
@DooptGaming pffft, next you'll say it's sheep and not sheeps.
sniperquasi 11 months ago
i had no idea this was going on i really have to start paying more attention to the news
radd973 1 year ago
Tesco's club card must be some sort of special forces training programme.
meatisdeliciouse 1 year ago
Even ASDA could take over Denmark in 5 minutes, cosco even.
catatonicable 1 year ago
Doctor Who's budget used on this episode it seems.
wwaarrddy 1 year ago
Coming soon - Tesco's Schools, Tesco's Hospitals, Tesco's Security Firms, Tesco's Police, Tesco's Militia...
Tesco - The Evil Empire
SimonB198207 1 year ago 13
@SimonB198207 Tescism the new world religion, shrines in each store, ?. T.E.S.C.O The evil satanic co.
catatonicable 1 year ago
@catatonicable they say the Devil has the best music. we can now see why - he buys it cheaply from Tesco stores and downloads it cheaper from Tesco online....
(actually, i don't know if you can download music from tescos but its only a matter of months untill...)
SimonB198207 1 year ago
@SimonB198207 Once they have conclude the supermarket wars they wont sell food to you unless you are a member and subscriber. Blood transfusions-they will own all the blood too.
catatonicable 1 year ago
@catatonicable Bleeding us dry! but of course they will : (
i'm scared!
SimonB198207 1 year ago
@SimonB198207 i think you got that right 8 billion a month they make and funnily enough pay no taxes..
radicalsystems 1 year ago
@radicalsystems And they'll march in the streets, red and blue armbands, giant banners and a parade of shopping trollies, chanting:
'It is time for Empire!
'Other supermarket chains we must exterminate!'
SimonB198207 1 year ago
@Alyxm Time Trumpet
Look0Alive 1 year ago
Whats this show called?
Alyxm 1 year ago
If you want to save local jobs then SHOP LOCALLY and AVOID TESCO's
OiOi1972 1 year ago 3
Shit......that's ominous.
manladyyasser 1 year ago
Tesco is in America already. It goes by the name Fresh and Easy.
fiero182 1 year ago
Tesco is in America already. It goes by the name Fresh and Easy.
fiero182 1 year ago
every little helps, in our plan for world domination
lmckay023 1 year ago 3
haha brilliant
MacFarlane92 1 year ago
Funny about Mark Watson's comment, because Tesco ARE making a film now...!
elmsyrup 1 year ago 2
Oh And i must say my favorit hobby is indeed burning longboats!
bthillemanndam 1 year ago
Love it !!
Greetings from Denmark
bthillemanndam 1 year ago
I am Swede and i think IKEA is on the way to conuquer all world :) ! They are a nasty warrior and caused many divorces because women drag their men with them to IKEA Temples!
zsylvana 1 year ago
i work for tesco and they are pure evil. they treat us like slaves. infact worse than slaves. slaves are so lucky!!!!
timmya4000 1 year ago 3
im from denmark
Runehee555 1 year ago
Great work - very impressive - and with "a bit" of War of the Worlds" ;-)
Greetings from a Dane.
And no, we don't have any Tesco's here .... yet LOL
Bjowolf2 1 year ago 2
@Bjowolf2 He He!But watch out for IKEA from my country :)!They are worse :)!Allreday Ivaded whole world!
zsylvana 1 year ago
I AM A MIGHTY VIKING!
wth is tesco?
Bl1ndm4n94 1 year ago
@Bl1ndm4n94 - All I can advise is to keep your axe sharpened and close at hand!
frostek 1 year ago
Now why does everybody always hurt the statue of the litte mermaid, what did it ever do to anybody, very funny though. Don't know where my loyalties lie, I'm Danish but I do most of my shopping at TESCO lol.
his299 1 year ago 3
I loved the way they said, "And then there was the war with Denmark." It was fantastically out of left field, said in such a deliciously matter of fact way.
Tzelemel 1 year ago 2
Tesco and the Borg. One and the same thing. They try to assimilate everything in their path. Greedy selfish gits.
Frankie1001 1 year ago
is that a movie?
TheBjcn 1 year ago
Compare to ABC Stores in Hawaii!
modspell 1 year ago
lol funny video ;)
Senka73 1 year ago
Haha.
ChristainSlater 1 year ago
Nice one - thank you, England LOL
Great job.
MrBjovulf 1 year ago
lol........ they will never com to Denmark
msborsing 1 year ago 2
@msborsing
No, Netto will take them over before that happens ;-)
MrBjovulf 1 year ago 2
what the hell? i don't want any tescos here!
HeleneIngwar 1 year ago
boycottesco dot c o m
SteveFusionX 1 year ago 2
Yes, I want to rape, pillage and set fire to longships.
piepgras 1 year ago 3
im from denmark :D
as221975320 1 year ago
On the side of a cliff!! haha
FrumBeermingum 1 year ago
@FrumBeermingum
Is that what you call a "cliff hanger"? :-)
MrBjovulf 1 year ago
We would knock those shit-fucking skinny laser spiders to pieces!
urplereen 1 year ago
0:11 it sounded like someone farted really loud
AndrosForever 1 year ago
oh..... ok funny i think :D i form danmark!
TheRedFox1995 1 year ago
OMG STRIDER's !! 0:55
SuckerGamer 1 year ago
I have only one thing to say... WTF
METALIST1989 1 year ago
I love the Danes... I don't know them, but its enough for me that they saved 95% of their jew in WWII
BornWestern 1 year ago 4
Amen. I'm a Dane by the way :D
Venethor 1 year ago
@Venethor
I was born in Denmark and have a passport, but not a Dane :(
Reqrezentin 1 year ago
You should all be thankful for what denmark have done in afghanistan.
Rest of the EU nations stays at the north..come and join the real fight in the south
andr4599 1 year ago 2
If denmark not have been there in the time were the romes almost own the world denmark fights back and got feard by everyone in the world even the romes denmark stops rome in taken all over the world and killing millions all over the world maybe italion own all the world today if not denmark has lived...
TheGoldenEagle121 2 years ago
i don't think anyone would really miss denmark.
baboon2525 2 years ago 2
@baboon2525 I would say the same thing about UK :)
xRe5pect 1 year ago
me too!
baboon2525 1 year ago
actually tesco coming to denmark might not be such a bad thing. the danske supermarket owns the 3 biggest players and it might inject some competition into the market. i am kinda fed up with looking through the reklamer every week to see whether coke is 25 dkk or 9 for example. bilka, netto and fotex run a monopoly and it is not good for the people.
I'm english and have lived in denmark for 4 years, so i have a reasonable idea.
bu11monkey 2 years ago
Well, I myself think its great, that theres some competition between the supermarkets, its all just business. Also, its great that the prices on fast food and other fat foods, are high, so more people would buy healthy food, plus the prices on vegetables is low. We are also more about liberalism than socialism, but mainly we are in for social-liberalism...
SystemFailure404 2 years ago
...that means, that business and other companies, are not run by the government, but by regular people, so that different companies and business have competition between each other and that means that you want to do something with your life, pupils are often more concentrated.
SystemFailure404 2 years ago
@SystemFailure404 i think you misunderstand, the danske supemarket is not owned by the governmentnt but maerske
bu11monkey 2 years ago
"are not run by the government, but by regular people" - I didnt say they were owned by the goverment...
SystemFailure404 2 years ago
the danske supermarket *fotex, netto, bilka, salling) is not owned by normal people either. It is owned by maerske who also happen to be the largest shareholders in the Danske Bank.
I'm not sure if you misunderstood my first post saying I think Tesco coming Denmark would be a good thing
bu11monkey 2 years ago
By "regular person" i meant, persons besides the government, and mærsk mckinney møller is a normal person. He just happens to own a lot of different business... anyway, i didnt misunderstood your first post... have about in school, anyway leave it, dont want to start a flame war.
SystemFailure404 2 years ago
nope, no flaming, but you have to look at the fact that normal people are not awarded the title 'His Excellency', I would love to have my first 100,000,000dkk tax of each year paid for by the government as a gesture of goodwill. the year before last the danske supermarket and maerske shipping paid absolutly no tax at all.
This was a year that I brought a new car, so I prolly covered their tax bill for them ;-)
bu11monkey 2 years ago
dont got me wrong,i dont hate Denmark,i actually pretty much love it but nowadays totally changed a lot.i know cause im spending my second year here.during two years i noticed two things,first:the fact that Denmark is kinda "sinking" is because of the too much foreigner.Denmark not able to take that many people.the other,because of the "strangers" danish people is getting closed.when i`m arrived everyone were really friendly.maybe this is the third problem. Denmark is too tolerant.
AroundThePony 2 years ago
I dont see the problem whit the foreigners? I think we shoud help thoose who have to flee.
johnthejohnjohnson 2 years ago
if the Danes are so "intelligent!" one of them could tell me: why are 7-11 in every single fucking corner in Copenhagen?
AroundThePony 2 years ago
'Caus the swedish need a place, close where they can buy "cheap" beer, at any time of the day.
What is the point in that question?
You don't seem that intelligent yourself
PrideDK 2 years ago
just keep yourself as nationalist as you can,you blind dumb fuck
AroundThePony 2 years ago
I'm not seeint my self as a nationalist.
Im proud to be danish!
and if you didn't realize it, it was a joke.
Dumb fuck, why, please make your point.
PrideDK 2 years ago
than sorry for misunderstanding your nick dude
AroundThePony 2 years ago
@AroundThePony - Because the Americans invaded us too... No, I don't really know, but I sure do ask the same question...
SystemFailure404 2 years ago
jerk...
AroundThePony 2 years ago
They want to make us pay for stuff once free.
Where are the nordic gods - why were we abandoned?
DieMoslim 2 years ago
If just you can buy spam in Tesco I - as a Danish Viking, see no problem in this little incident ... spamspamspamspam
CapKorzeniowski 2 years ago
Prince Harry: "I like the Danes... a couple of my occasional fucks are Danes."
Oscar301 2 years ago 5
Do britains really pronounce Copenhagen "CopenhaRgen" ?
Acazus 2 years ago
No, we say Copenhaygen normally.
GrammarKing 2 years ago
Lol :D thats awesome :) im danish and i really enjoyed it :)
Rassamdul 2 years ago
ROFLMAO - good one!
Thanks for the warning - We shall fight them on the beaches, on the sea and in the air ;-)
( Dane here )
Bjowolf2 2 years ago
It's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally scary that that actually happens, just without the robots. Anyone want a BigMac?
DannyAces 2 years ago
i work for tescos and they are evil.
HA its good to be right.
ive always said they will take over the world.but dont worry i WILL bring them down from within.
from a corparate drone
EssexRef1976 2 years ago 33
Come to the Dark Side - we have(Tesco Finest)Cookies!
tygerskull 2 years ago
are they choc chip?
we will need them for the uprising.....
have faith and hold out
the day is coming
EssexRef1976 2 years ago 2
Watched this is in Geography...funny stuff..Love Mark Watson.
themightygooners4321 2 years ago
This is fucking hilarious! especially if you are from Denmark, which i am. It also took the germans about five hours to make us surrender in WW2 haha.
beltonloverz 2 years ago 2
Lol, But you still saved 95% of your jews!!!
You are the best country in the world.
BornWestern 1 year ago
And so it will go on...and on...until the WHOLE WORLD IS OURS!!!
Tesco, Tesco, uber alles...
tygerskull 2 years ago 7
so tescos got to you too!!!
don't worry .you will be contacted by some-one in the resistance.
the anti-tescos uprising will come one day.
peace
EssexRef1976 2 years ago
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Boring crap.
RappingDelight 2 years ago
Good stuff, lmao
Puchadrillo 2 years ago
this is so funny
bigmagit 2 years ago 2
the worst part is that the danish people would not do anything against the tesco company,
They would just rely on their politicians to do something..
quite sad actually..
SweetPlague 2 years ago
Brilliant, especially the automatic-Tescos thing. I HATE TESCOS. They are Evil.
TheHedgepiglet 2 years ago
I love how he pronounces Copenhagen in german :P
MaMastoast 2 years ago
i actually think he pronounces it with a british accent.. u know... with the british "a" and not the flat american "a" (aeeey). But ur right.. it does sound like german.
Fritaenkeren26 2 years ago
He's Scottish and most likely trying to say it "properly".
skatesection 2 years ago
OMFG this was just so brilliant! it made me laugh from the very frist second! xD
Im a dane, and i have an english friend that work at Tescos.. It was amazing! the helicopters coming in over CPH dropping down tesco-tranformers! Tripods crushing The Little Mermaid lol :D (sad for her, but f'cking brillliant made! And then ofc the total disaster in the end.. after the 5 hour long war of Tesco VS the Vikings. LOL
I think im gonna watch it again! xD
wee!
Fritaenkeren26 2 years ago
OMG that was fucking brilliant! Tesco is shit
HondaFife 2 years ago
The way the store was set up reminded me greatly of Command and Conquer!
ospreyhawk 2 years ago 17
@ospreyhawk That's immediatly what I thought. I think it must of inspired that part.
Danosix1 1 year ago
@ospreyhawk they even used modified annihilator tripods!
Ascensiam 1 year ago
lololololololo fucking funny :D
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sonobby1 2 years ago
lol silly
kunstinflammen 2 years ago
Fucking hilarious. I love it.
LimeInTheCoconut21 2 years ago
Thats not what the vikings want!
fububalla 2 years ago
Denmark will fight and we will win again, just like we won all those other wars that people say we lost.
Venethor 2 years ago 4
Not to rain on your parade, but if you look at th