Sam the English Bulldog is a pain in the ass

[bobby101880]

Please euthanize

[bobby101880]

Ugly ass muthafucka...get the shotgun

[sc457]

lol sounds like he's saying "bark bark"

[Gir1744]

He has a tail !!!! B

[robbewuzhere]

haha why does he have a tail?? looks fucked up..

[caldera193]

ive owned 4 bulldogs and go to shows all the time but this is the first bulldog ive ever seen with a long tail

[TheSharkperson]

I love your videos!

[Paintbl99]

He's upset cause he can't understand what you are saying. He is an English bulldog after all LOLOLOLOL.... just kidding.

[nhhn7sisk]

why does he have a tail that long? 

[saraypaiva]

you dont know how much i love this dog...!!! always makes me remember my dogs and makes me laugh....!!! he just cheers me up...!!

[bleakAntiquity]

0:54 "that's it I've had enough of youwwwrrrrrrrrr!!"

[musicalmike235]

Why does he have a ling kinked tail? I thought these dogs were supposed to have short curly tails?

[punksk8r1792]

Why not just pause the movie and play with him then?

[Adzdachilla]

He's competing with sam from LOTR

[mjfromga89]

As much as I hate people for dooming this breed to so many health issues and other genetic problems.. Sam is such a cutie pie :)

[cheesecherry38]

@mjfromga89 how r ppl dooming this breed this is the way they are supposed to look the ppl who doom r the ones that make them almost as skinny as pitbulls and i agree this bulldog is a cutie pie

[mjfromga89]

@cheesecherry38 You might want to do some research on the English Bulldog. They are one of the most unhealthy breeds in existence. And dogs are supposed to be "skinny" not round and fat.

[punksk8r1792]

@mjfromga89 The bulldog is naturally built that way... What are you talking about?

[Givensms]

My Boxer,Laila does that as well.

[readingrox19]

when he finishes the "BARK BARK" at 0:13 it's like he's saying "don't mess with me boy!" lol

[tjgml7566]

짱 멋져^^

[yay4shanghai]

He's so beautiful!

[ZhadoxFlamez]

This is where the get the onomatopoeia "Bark" from.

[drudi]

He's mad cause you said him he looks like gimli

[Vick07x]

what are you watching on tv in the background?

[xxMissRatenxx]

Sam loves u so much that he gets crazy ;-) Gorgeous teddybear!

[Mzelfherself]

haha the length of the trail had nothing to do with the sex of the dog that's funny sam has whats called a "carrot tail" while most poeple are used to seeing a "screw tail"

[loopydoopyshmoopy]

Sam is the Bomb ahahahha I love him *smooches*

[mariuspacpac]

All English Bulldogs are a pain in the ass....But they are the best!

[geraldtheunicorn]

hahaha your bulldog actually has a tail, mine just has a nubbin

[descendingwinters]

sam sucks

[tezzakc22]

i have just sat and watched all your videos lol

i love bullies they are so funny and cute

but due to work i dont have time for a pet especially a dog

keep the videos coming

[ShapeShiftNibiruX]

It's a Dutch bulldog apparently...

[cadburycaramel]

Wow that gibberish your speaking sounds pretty articulated

[yaknbo]

Does Sam break balls?

[Mo3kI]

that really looks like it has once landed on his nose :D

[TrussellZ71]

The bulldog is trying to tell his master, "I'm an ENGLISH bulldog, talk to me in ENGLISH!"

[ClubPenguinDisney]

i would bark too with such lame dutch owners.

[eric281077]

Tsja voor mij ook de eerste engelse bulldog met staart die ik zie want de mijne heeft een flosje.

Geweldig en heel herkenbaar want de mijne doet het zelfde.

Engelse bulldogs for life.

mvg,

Eric

[kreeaytor]

really? u choose a movie over your dog? fail of an owner. at least let him come up on the couch. or if he cant go on the couch sit on the floor with him. dumbass.

[jdymes101101]

@kreeaytor go shoot yourself

[kreeaytor]

@jdymes101101 nah. how bout i shoot you. yknow, since you like getting shot at?

[jihaad]

@secularwin you pick the wynatts from this dogs ass and eat them for a light snack

[420raven420]

lol he's saying get off my couch bitch

[tishlander]

thats the first one i saw with a long tail

[gloomn8]

@tishlander Usually the females have straight tails...not that long though. I grew up with two male and one female English Bulldogs. Both of my boys had curly lil' hook stubs and if you pulled the hook, they'd get really pissed. Some of the funniest memories of my life are with those bulldogs. So much personality

[kameronburgess]

why does he sound like a lion when he's growling?

[problematic324]

aww how cute!!!

[LePetitGrosse]

hes english, speak to him in english! jk

[turtlebuggy69]

just goes to show you dont know everything , he has a tail because his owner chode not to have it docked , or maybe he was like that when he got him , anyway i have a bullie myself and when their tails are docked or a corkscrew as they are often called they get nasty and infected and require constant cleaning , so lucky for sam he probably doesn't have the normal tail issues that most bullies have , and anyway why make rude comments its not your dog so just watch the videos and shut up

[Happytehn00b]

Um :O A TAIL????? IMPOSTER!!!! bulldogs dont have tails like that >:(

[cincyblows]

Wonderful dog! Great rapport with him.

[scouthouseluv]

wat the nchjnk is the owner saying!?

[YekAdameRadif]

@scouthouseluv its dutch language...he is saying have u gone nuts..(in a friendly way)

[alisiaANDamaya]

sam is so cute..........but why was he barking like that <3|:

[alajeff]

your dog has a long tail.

[HelperCheat]

brrrr* Bark Bark *brrr

[Crimsontide798]

first bulldog i seen with a tail most of the time they been docked

[AndreaVids]

He's an awfully cute pain in the ass...

[jihaad]

the only problem is the owner ,hows a british bulldog expected to live with a german swine ? ,the dogs fine the owners the one with issues

[Fumaaz]

@jihaad German lol .. thats not german you cunt.. get some respect for other countries asshole!

[secularwin]

@jihaad lol you're a fucking clown dude.. he wasn't speaking german..

[pballakid]

never saw a bulldog with a tail like that!!!

[m0ntr099]

stop watching gay porn and attend your dog jew bastard

[shadowknight134]

hes saying look at me bicht

[louisvercetti]

sams like what did you say sorry i speak english

[bMads3n]

Sounds like a barking tiger :D Dude he wants attention!

[bMads3n]

Sounds like a barking tiger :D

[LoneSniperSG]

You know.. with the way he is barking, it sounds like he is saying "bark bark."

Love bulldogs. They're awesome.

[captnkurt83]

hey idiot how hard is it to pet that dog while you are watching a movie. If you cant pet him while watching lord of the ring im guessing you barley give him any attention at all.

[CryWolf915]

haha at 0:10 hes like, i know you see me motherfucker play with me!

[reneespace]

I love his long tail!!!!!!

[Volterendolo]

U want talk to him? :O!

[oldspice2625]

is that lord of the rings in the backround I hear?

God i'm such a nerd LOL

it's the scene where pippin finds Denethor about to burn Faramir xD... WOW

[Barnarded]

@oldspice2625 I recognized that scene too lol

[oldspice2625]

is that lord of the rings in the backround I hear?

God i'm such a nerd LOL

[Blasphemy195]

at :56 after the guy slaps him down Sam recovers and looks at him like "Playtimes over, bud!"

[MetalCamelChannel]

Hij heeft wel een mooie kop zeg.

[bullirish]

Give him all your love and attention because when he is gone, you will regret every minute that you did not spend with him.

[VainEldritch]

Aww... these dogs are so awesome. They are the most ugly attractive beasts I've seen... I want one so bad.

[TheGlennb]

He's trying to tell you that you don't wear socks with flipflops!!

[jdymes101101]

he doesn't know what you're saying, he's english...... duh!

[twonkie2]

haha doe is eve normaal en diie word rustig

[nekkosvillage123]

he just wants to play with you.

^_^

[lunabeth]

que lindoooo

[radleyreyes]

hes like no dont give me cecar milan put dogs 101

[Dpl420]

your dog duznt even like u

[Laptub]

*.* sooooo niceeeeee *.*

[eddiErdnuss]

u already got me with the title :D

[BearInterrupted]

funny no matter where they are in the world bully's hate camera's

[solreavir]

dogs like "lord of the rings for poofs....lets rassle grrrrrrrr"

[misterpritika]

Abnormaly long tail for a bulldog.

[mybulldogs28]

is he full bulldog??

[MrCleanerbox]

huge bullie

[MajorYT]

Wow it bites?!

[ailll1]

one thing is sure, that dog is fucking high

look at his eyes

[jmanig]

Leuke bulldog.. wij hebben er ook een, nooit meer een andere hond dan een bulldog :)

[Tang526]

Dog: man eff Lord of the rings 3! this sh*t is too long!

[burgess0513]

"Who gets the COOKIE NOW?!!!!??? GIMME MY NOM NOM NOM! NO MOVIE FOR YOU!!!"

[EmiRe22]

You should see my FRIENDS english bull dog. When he gets pissed off, he gets PISSED off. Its like, bite anything on your body he can find. lol

[shuttledik]

adorable... and spoiled. just like mine hehe.

[schase10353]

I love Sam.

[Rhondi8]

Daddy, you saw this one three times already. PLAY WITH ME!

[bxr782]

He actually sounds like he's saying "Bark! Bark!"

[Muffinman1186]

@bxr782 Yeah it sounds so funny XD

[borry28]

sam is cool :D he even looked a bit dangerous... :D

[InsanePickle007]

how dare u push the sam!!! u don't push the same >:(

[oliverchnadj]

uggly tail

[djliyah]

Wow, he had a long tail. My frenchie needs attention all the time as well :-P

[72688932847]

Sam has a great sounding bark- very intimidating & deep pitched -and, that's the way English Bulldogs are supposed to sound. They're wonderful dogs!!!!

[Adzdachilla]

@72688932847 I love your youtube name

[ternys84]

this guy is a dick head to his dog

[shariotoflove]

the dog's prolly like 'i cant undrestand what youre saying, please speak in english!'

[dannyboy12357]

he's pissed cause he can't understand the russian you're speaking

[molaqua]

That's Dutch, but close enough! :D

Cute dog, though! :D

[dannyboy12357]

I know I love bulldogs

[lukie117]

i love bulldogs they are so cute

[pwizard665]

never seen a bulldog with a tail !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[froggiesgirl1]

me neither and I breed them

[deatrik]

I know in some European countries ie. Germany I know you are not allowed to clip the tails. Weird to see Rottweiler's w/ tails too ha!

[uncommonmix]

Bulldogs actually got long tails. Its just htat some people cut them off cuz they think it look better without (IDIOTIC.)

[KRAZZIEGUYY]

it is also better because some dogs will have long tails and when it wags they can break stuff and bruise their tail... ive seen it before

[FredrikOhlsssson]

Wrong!

[Lonestarry]

Aw.....Darling Jumbo Sam is trying to tell his master something. It's obvious. He's trying so hard to talk. Darling little thing. He needs a plateful of delicious savories and meats.

[lolfactor007]

"Ben je gek geworde?" xD

[torxMonster]

WOW! Check out that Bullys Tail!!

My bully has a stub tail

Good looking Dog though..

[loveasalvi]

wow i never seen a tail like that on a bullbog before

[thewhochilipeppersU2]

do not be mean to Same! do not hit Him!

[lookmeinthaeye]

lol, my bulldog climbs behind me on the couch and kicks me off when im not paying attention to him

[plasticboy81]

geh einfach wech...its the same in german^^

[ToriFurbulous15]

Adorable!!

[elcoyoludo]

wgy is his tail so long?

[ingej32]

I remember when I watched over an English Bulldog that was 11 years old. He was just like that when he lost his favourite ball under a chair and couldn't get it. :P He barked at the ball like he was saying: "Come out! I want to play!"

Unfortunately, he is dead now... :(

[WarrenBeast117]

at least he's awake.

[MissHell420]

what a cutie

[krissygirl333]

he is GORGEOUS!! i love how sassy he is. Sophie , my bulldog gets like this sometimes. especially when it's time to eat, she comes and tells me. I LOVE SAM, kiss him for me. check out my sophie!!

[rockbandzkid55]

my does that every time i leave my room its driving me crazy sometimes i feel like shut the **** up

[pinkxpig176]

awhhhh

[banjony]

My bully gets this way right after a walk....than he usually starts humping any leg he can get to

[JacksInn]

I wanna see Terminator 2!

I already saw Lord of the Rings 3!

[nike01emz]

oh bigg boi just want some love...hehe

[johnnybluenight]

Cute dog. Our English bulldog Madden is so lazy he only barks when he sees us eating pizza.

[dri2sea09]

sooo cute.. xoxo 2 u Sam boy!

[acid9]

One of the cutest Ive seen in a long time, and full of his own personality! Gorgeous!

[LesTer0312]

Funny Cute

[xxLaraFreakxx]

he's adorable :D

[stuttle8]

My bulldog does that too....they LOVE attention and hate it when they aren't getting any. Ha!

[nyamcz]

he is so funny :D

[revolvergod]

You're the annoying one putting that camera in his face!

[welderhondadrew]

Sam's cool man he's got personality!

[j4rvo]

I am a bit grumpy too if i havn't got the TV remote [but not in my mouth though] = I think the film is a bit scarey for him and he want's to watch the football [english premiership of course]

[iceandsteele]

cool, your bulldog has a tail - different :)

[kamalot77]

he is an ENGLISH bulldog... so maybe he is just frustrated because he cant understand your language... ha ha.

[TheRealiMoose]

"Sam" is playing. I seriously doubt he wants nothing more than to slung around with rope or a stick. Dogs AREN'T people, they think it's FUN to growl and play rough. Sure, small dogs like to be pampered, but the big guys like to RASSLE! lol

[carlosravel]

I've had dogs forever, and he is just asking to be let on the couch, my pug does that because she's too small, and I"m guessing this dog is too fat...

this is not an aggressive

[bigwonkey07]

fuck you!!! why you looking at dog vids then?

[Lonestarry]

Sam Sam You've Won My Heart Were you all mine We'd never part. I love your head And your wrinkles too There is just nothing that I don't love about you! You are the cutest thing I've seen in a while when I see your darling face I just smile...smile...smile....

[thornwellhead]

Very sweet. I feel the same way. Bullies are my favorite sweeties.

[blackpixiedust2008]

what are you saying? i don't understand German. can you add annotation subtitles please?

[Existantia]

It's not German, it's Dutch.

[norbertchi]

I can not get enough of you and Sam!!! I am a bit embarrassed that I watch your clips over and over, good job!

[valcub1471]

I love Sam i think himself and my Bulldog Borris should become friends they have too much in common!!!!

[silentbutdeadly654]

damn man you have a freakin sweet ass bulldog

[CaliforniaCastles]

I like Sam!

[vacca2006]

que cola tan horrible!

[FrankiEmo92]

taking a guess...."that dog is horrible"?

[Yuck46]

Turn that frown upsidedown Mr.Samyal