SEX ADVICE with Doc Thompson, the Doctor of Love - King Hell Report - funny videos de risa loco

[FireyAdept]

God I never laughed so hard in my life. This was such a brilliant type of advice. That bit advice about confidence actually worked like a charm. Thanks Doc, you brilliant whiskey fueled genius you!

[hahamachine1]

Mr. Scrabbles is da MAN!!!! Or woMAN!!!!! Either way..... MAN is in it. Don't use a sock puppet like that.... My sock puppet wants to pimp slap you. Her names Diarona and she knows sock puppets aren't potty mouths.... ,':-p LOL

[Odemine]

"i didn't know you knew how to juggle swordfish, chocolate rainbow"

"i fuckin' don't know how to juggle swordfish"

lmao

[spiderjerusalem100]

haha!! "Yeah baby, i juggle swordfish n shit"

Hillarious video dude.

[laallaal75]

Unfortunately Doc, women will never be happy till some guy has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

[CreateCliches]

>.> I hope this doesn't sound strange but you have pretty eyes.

[JennekatheNinja]

Do you have a chainsaw the chocolate rainbow can... eat? (: You kick some super ass dude.

You know, If you bring a sock puppet on a date, the lovely lady would see how big the sock is, therefore how big the feet are and then...... well I guess more people should start bringing extra large sock puppets on their dates.

[kinghellmetal]

@JennekatheNinja

You see? Thats exactly the kind of advice that I need to include in Part Two!

CHEERS TO GOOD SEXYTIME ADVICE!!!!

-doc

[xxrandomxxx]

you know what chicks love more than chocolate... jewelry. so, if you really wanna roll in the lady caves, just beadazzle the shit out of your junk. a bit painful, sure, but only at first and it'll totally be worth it in the long run.

[Mudd0000]

putting chocolate on your junk is never a good idea. You're just asking to get that shit bitten off.

[kinghellmetal]

@Mudd0000

WHOA... I never thought of that!

Maybe there's such a thing as TOO delicious!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[simbadas1234]

lmao ur funny xD

[kinghellmetal]

@simbadas1234

Thanks for saying so, my good friend!

NEW VID THIS WEEKEND!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[chorushadagun]

You should do one for girls, that's be even better. I could imagine, "Draw a beer shaped vagina on your....junk."

[kinghellmetal]

@chorushadagun,

I think its even easier than that... women could probably just say "sleep with me", and that would seal the deal!

CHEERS!

-doc

[Maxpound]

Doc, You're seriously funnier than 90% of the people on comedy central.

[kinghellmetal]

@Maxpound,

Thats an awfully kind thing to say, my friend!

YOU ROCK!!!

-doc

[ifritsparda]

If you haven't had sex with a woman....what have you had sex with? 0_o

[kinghellmetal]

ifritsparda,

Thats super secret info right there, my friend... needless to say, I was young and I needed the money!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Chaffiuqe]

Doc, i drew a chocolate rainbow on my junk, and it fell off. You're a doctor right? At least your name implies it, So could you maybe...

look at it, and reattach it? I put it in a cooler under my bed.

[kinghellmetal]

Chaffiuqe,

Yikes... ah.... thank goodness I paid my malpractice insurance this month, b/c I think you're going to get fitted for some new junk!

Thats the bad news... the GOOD news is that you can get fitted for a rhinoceros cock to REALLY impress the ladies!

CHEERS!

-doc

[kinkypooh1019]

I find it very hard to believe you haven't been laid. Maybe not in the last 12 hours, but ever? Doubtful. Very doubtful.

[kinghellmetal]

kinkypooh1019,

You'd be surprised... there just aren't as many ladies beating down the door for a heavy-accented alcoholic as you'd think!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Tiffanyfkitty4u25]

Can you spot the pinks?

dateherwow (dot) com

[randomwootahhhhh]

when are u making a new vid?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!

[kinghellmetal]

randomwootahhhhh,

New vids VERY, VERY soon - I double pinkie promise.

Two, three weeks tops, and hopefully much more regularly from here on out.

I'M BACK, BABY!!!

-doc

[TheAlmightyBracket]

Could you please come unborify topeka kansas? Please?

[kinghellmetal]

TheAlmightyBracket,

Yikes... I'll certainly give it a try... ALL of Topeka?

Maybe I'll just start with your block, and move outward from there...

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[PookieBread143]

lol ok ty :D

[PookieBread143]

O doc thompson where did? you go need to get some new stuff! MISS YOU! you make me rofl.

[kinghellmetal]

I missed you too, Pookie - I promise that I'm coming back VERY SOON!!! New vids are in the works as I write this! Actually, let me stop typing so I can get back to work!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[g4greg2u]

E=MC You're fucking hot!

the best pickup line Ive heard in months! I gotta try that one of these days. Ill make sure I have a gonorrhea flavored doughnut in my back pocket too. (just in case, so I can put use it as a lid when she starts bad mouthing me;)

[kinghellmetal]

g4greg2u,

You gotta put that to use my friend - its pure gold! If EINSTEIN can't get us laid, then who???

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[BEATNIKCASS]

i'll send you some good info, soon--i;m a retired stud too.

[kinghellmetal]

BEATNIKCASS,

Send anything you got, my friend... I can always improve my game!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[icepack7]

I have seen this so many times and the chocolate rainbow joke is always funny! hahahaha

[kinghellmetal]

icepack7,

We aim to please, my friend!

MORE VIDS ON THE WAY, Satan willing!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[winkels25]

OMG Fukin awsomely ober hillarious!!

[kinghellmetal]

winkels25,

Thanks for the kind words, my friend!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Luftwaffels]

I say EVERYTHING like it's the word of God. Because as far as I know, or care, it IS!

[kinghellmetal]

Luftwaffels,

That is a damn fine policy, my friend...

...one that I'm going to steal IMMEDIATELY!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[cindybeckner]

I am am not sure if you remember me, we havent talked in a while.hello doc.

[kinghellmetal]

Hiya, Cindy!

I think I remember you, yeah! Sorry for the delay in new vids, I'm working on fixing that right now!

CHEEERS!!!

-doc

[fluk3artist]

"Granted, I've never had sex...

with a woman".

Lol, must know more.

[kinghellmetal]

fluk3artist,

Yikes... you caught that, huh?

Well... maybe thats a subject for a future video!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Kivestra]

damn man thought u were a goner yeah definitely draw chocolate rainbows on yer junk yeah

[kinghellmetal]

Kivestra,

No, no, I'm still here... we're just recording an album, and its taking ALL MY DAMN TIME!!!

New vids soon, I hope!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[drummerforpeace]

the sock puppet on my hand says, "listening to you talk is like have 7 old ladies climb into my ear, set up blackboards, and scratch them with their metal tipped erect nipples." mr. scrabbles!! how could you say something like that? that is unbelievable. "oh yeah, well maybe this guy shouldn't resemble a sack full of ass hair collected from various toilet seats of drug dens all over the world." mr. scrabbles no!!! i'm afraid our friendship is over mr. scrabbles. you have crossed the line.

[kinghellmetal]

drummerforpeace,

WOW!

Mr. Scrabbles is alot more eloquent on your hand than he is on mine!

Mr. Scrabbles has been holding out on me, the little mangy prick...

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[TheGigabyteY8]

man, i haven't seen ya for like ages! now i'm gonna bring spare socks on my first date!

CHEERS!!!

[kinghellmetal]

TheGigabyteY8,

Spare socks is a MUST!

So versatile, so essential... and Mr. Scrabbles can hold up his end of a conversation when the lady inevitably storms out.

Sock puppets are the future of dating, nothing less.

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[cerberusrider300]

yo doc wut happnd? u unsubbed?

[kinghellmetal]

cerberusrider300,

Apologies!

Must have been a YouTube error - I just re-subbed!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[kinkypooh1019]

Doc!!! Where ya been!!! Come back to us!!!

[kinghellmetal]

kinkypooh1019,

I'm still here, just a HELL of a lot more busy than before!

Recording an album is a PAIN IN THE ASS!!!

I am trying to pull another Report together as we speak, though, so hold tight!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[nlitton0]

Chim chim charoo, Chocolate Rainbow!

[kinghellmetal]

nlitton0,

Well, said my friend!

MANY CHEERS!!!

-doc

[KermitForPresident]

That was AWESOME!

[kinghellmetal]

KermitForPresident,

Thanks, my friend!!!

We're in the midst of recording an album, but hopefully there'll be time to make more videos soon!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[carny666]

Oh my god I'm in tears

[kinghellmetal]

carny666,

Uh oh... I hope you mean tears of JOY, because sometimes tears mean lawsuits, and YouTube will totally FIRE my ass if I made you cry tears of blood...

Cheers..?

-doc

[steffen010]

that's just how the chocolate rolls baby, i juggle sawfish and shit XD so awesome

[kinghellmetal]

steffen010,

And all this advice is FREE, FREE, FREE!!!

Why, I could charge up to 13 cents for this kind of advice! But NO! I CARE about people so much that I just want share it with the world...

...some say I love too much, that maybe I'm the next Jesus...

To that, I reply: "Nah... I'm just Chocolate Rainbow."

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[FearedUnknown]

I wish i had known about this guy earlier!!! So much wasted time trying to figure this out for myslef!

[kinghellmetal]

FearedUnknown,

I'm an as of yet un-tapped dating resource, my friend... make sure to check back in when I teach a course on hernia surgery!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[fill10000]

a Ture Guru, thank for the advice Doc...

[kinghellmetal]

fill10000,

Any time, my friend!

As amazing as this might be, I'm FULL of this kind of advice!

I'm an addict... and my drug is public service.

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[ViewtifulJoe13]

it sure is gold!

[kinghellmetal]

ViewtifulJoe13,

And I'm just GIVING it away!

...Hmmmm... maybe I should start a Chocolate Rainbow infomercial or something...

...this deserves some more thought!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[jakekenneth]

giving it away thats crazy talk....!

[N8iveNik]

Thanks to your advice I got gang banged by a bunch of anerexic bitches with turf toe. You always steer me the right way Doc. Thank you.

[kinghellmetal]

N8iveNik,

Thats bizarre... thats EXACTLY what happened to me the last 8 times I tried my own advice... meh, I'm sure its just a coincidence!

NEVER SURRENDER YOUR CHOCOLATE RAINBOW!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[amberfrances]

Doc, my friend, your virginity is futile! Why you still holding on to it?? Get out there and make that chocolate rainbow magic happen! There's got to be a gal out there who would be all over that...she's out there, somewhere, I just know it...I mean, I'm almost positive...

Well anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :)

Cheers!

Amber

[kinghellmetal]

amberfrances,

Tell all your chocolate-loving friends that by some twist of fate I'm still on the market, baby!

ALL HAIL CHOCOLATE RAINBOW!!!

Thanks fo' the b-day wishes!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[ViewtifulJoe13]

''draw a chocolate rainbow on your junk!!''

XD

[kinghellmetal]

ViewtifulJoe13,

I can't believe I give this advice away for FREE, right?

This stuff is GOLD!

Cheers!

-doc

[serjfan13]

and... whens ur next vid coming out?

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

Good question!!!

We're busting ass on our new record right now, so time is a little short... hopefully in the next few weeks!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

doc....

i want u 2 check out this vid....

the bully edited

MAKE SURE it was edited by klusignolo

big macs out my ass, man.

later

-serjfan13

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

What vid did you want me to see, my friend?

-doc

[AbosRacing]

Hey man,

congrats on your succes,

i've watched all your vids and have been a subscriber since nearly day 1.

keep up the good work,

and you'll be towards utter rockstar-dum any day.

[kinghellmetal]

AbosRacing,

Thanks for the kind words, my friend!

YOU ROCK for saying so!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

sock puppets... gonnorhea flavored donut... wow.... thats fuckin sure to help

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

I'mma start marketing my own brand of Docpuppets...

I'm a genius!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

doc... i told her my cock was a chocolate unicorn rainbow... she sed it wuz misshaped... i love u... but... big macs out my ass.... wut wuz i talkin about? oh... u ruined my sex life... big macs... out my ass... btw... sex with me IS like throwin a hotdog down a scorchingly dry hallway... oh, wait... no... well, ive rocked an erection under my table with viagra.... im off 2 fix that now by... *cough* *jerking off* cough*... thanks a lot, viagra, u ass! oh... i... um... wut?

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

I WAS totally sober and straight until I read your comment - and now I'm TRIPPING!

You've invented a LITERARY form of LSD!!!

BRAVO, my friend!!!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[jezzyen]

OH! could you teach me how to get laid with the man folk? forgot to ask like a week ago ^0^

[kinghellmetal]

jezzyen,

ABSOLUTELY!!!

I need to do another vid strictly for the ladies!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[HaiwianGuy5]

dude i luv the nickname chocolate rainbow, and nice video doc!

[kinghellmetal]

HaiwianGuy5,

Thanks, my friend!

YOU ROCK for watching!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[DavidlDugan]

Watcha think of Survivor? I think if Erick didn't pull that stunt that he would have won. I really can't believe I was rooting for Cerie in the end either.

[kinghellmetal]

DavidlDugan,

I think you're right!

That half-wit Erick literally GAVE the million dollars away!!!

Whatta jackasss...

-doc

[thinkmorepink]

Chocolate rainbow, you could totally rock an erection under my table anyday

[kinghellmetal]

thinkmorepink,

King Hell is FAR more likely to come rock our sleeping hulks on your couch when we tour, but maybe one of us can work in an under-the-table erection as well!

CHEERS!

-doc

[jakekenneth]

did you make the "wine" i gave you just remember you trip out or/and go blind for 3 or 5 days but its only 3 days thats of i its only a few days or you go blind 4 one

[kinghellmetal]

jakekenneth,

I certainly no stranger to drinking myself blind, so I'm all for it!!!

CHEERS!

-doc

[Sebskull]

Doc!

As Your faithfull Crimestopper i must say that the quality of this video is not so good, In The other reports your movements are sharp and detailed but in this its blurry and messy... is there something wrong with the camera or sometin?

And BTW I think your humor is the same but u aint usin enouf weird english words...

So i think u need to use more time on the reports use 2 weeks instead of 1 then im sure we get back to the old gd reports :D

Yours Faithfully

Crimestopper

Sebskull!

[kinghellmetal]

Sebskull,

Wow!

Thanks for all of the suggestions!!!

We are, in fact, probably dropping back to 2 weeks between reports, so well played, sir!

CHEERS!

-doc

[Sebskull]

Glad to hear it :D

ROCK ON!

Yours Faithfully

Crimestopper

Sebskull!

[Sweetagemonkey]

Ok, i won't be retarded so i will listen to you... YEAH!

[eatingfood1]

heh...nice house, doc.

[kinghellmetal]

eatingfood1,

Thanks, my friend!

Considering I live in NYC, I'm lucky I can afford anything besides a cardboard box!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[sanctorum]

Sir, you are a genius.

[kinghellmetal]

sanctorum,

How wrong you are, my friend, but I'll take the compliment anyway!!!

YOU ROCK!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[TeleShaman]

E=MCyou'refuckinhot

[kinghellmetal]

TeleShaman,

If I can write it on a chalkboard its FACTUAL, right???

Sexy Science!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[jezzyen]

i just had too!!!! one of my toons in wow ( later a pet in wow) is named dangatude!!! /flex

WOW!! chocolate rainbow!! weeeeeeeeeee

[jezzyen]

do you have any of these videos available for download? i would like to put them on my mp3/video player ^0^ i so enjoy them!

[Barthek]

And if your penis is uber tiny like mine, all that chocolate can add size so your lady isn't dissapointed. :P

[kinghellmetal]

Barthek,

Good point!!!

Maybe I'll just write "10 massive inches" on mine in chocolate, and hope she doesn't notice that 2/3 of the promised inches have gone missing...

Happy Humping!!!

-doc

[Journeyman1984]

holy fuckin shit you get better and better everytime good fuckin job doc!

[kinghellmetal]

Journeyman1984,

Thanks for the kind words, my friend!!!

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[preddy102]

Dont be retarted! listen to king hell!...I Sure Will.

[DocThompsonMD]

preddy102,

Woo-hoo!!!

Recording the new album very soon!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[tonyfamous]

i will take your strange advice.

[DocThompsonMD]

tonyfamous,

And you will THANK me for it when you become a chocolate CHICK magnet!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[alans056]

this is so fucking retarded! ... AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE IT !!!

you rock man, I love your videos! 5 STARS CRIMEMAKER !!

[DocThompsonMD]

alans056,

Retarded is precisely the goal, my friend!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[bobinmass]

Get sex? I already have one. It is even listed on my driver's license. I let everyone know about it too. Most forms at doctors' offices require it to be checkboxed.

[DocThompsonMD]

bobinmass,

Well, then you're one step more advanced than me...

...I'm going to Vegas soon, though, so 300 bucks says I won't be a virgin for long!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[foxybabie1989]

lol, we do enjoy chocolate. XD

[DocThompsonMD]

foxybabie1989,

You see???

I'm a sexual mastermind!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[foxybabie1989]

lol, okay.

[tannerrc]

haha

[Zigabot]

tannerrc

From all of King Hell, thanks for the comment!

[DocThompsonMD]

tannerrc,

Glad you dug the vid!

YOU ROCK for watching!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[DocThompsonMD]

Oh LucyPoontang2836... I think you might just be the Spam I was meant to marry!!!

[Zigabot]

Good Docta, could it be LOVE!

[DocThompsonMD]

Zigabot,

Print up the wedding invites, my friend...

[DocThompsonMD]

Talk dirty to me momma... I know what "deeep throating a bananna" probably refers to, but what the hell kind of sexual practice is a "DZ12ii1mRf5yXnCdXmcK"???

[Zigabot]

Docta!

MAAAN... Everyone knows a DZ12ii1mRf...blah blah blah is a Happy Danzig! A good MD should know this.

[DocThompsonMD]

Zigabot,

oooohhhh!!!

THAT makes sense... in that case, sign me UP!

[Dunco64]

i am a bit dissappointed at the lengths you take to get views and subs, however genius they may be.

[shillelee]

Dunco64, Please elaborate more on this topic. Did you expect something different? Are you dissatisfied with the content? Tell us more.

[DocThompsonMD]

Dunco64,

Huh... I'm interested to hear what you mean by that...

...considering that we've gotten about, well, TEN subscribers this week, I kinda think we're not doing NEARLY enough to get subscribers!

But if you think otherwise, please feel free to point out our missteps...

-doc

[Zigabot]

King Hellions!

There's alot of calls for new songs tours... Good Docta I think we're gonna be busier than we are!

[BGranoff]

I love the technical difficulties music from dick van dyke in marry poppins.

[Zigabot]

BGranoff

There are many addicting properties to the Docta's soup of broadcast!

[BGranoff]

the honors! i'm addicted to seeing the honors that the KHR racks up. hopefully it's all adding to views and subs!

[DocThompsonMD]

BGranoff,

I love honor-watching myself... unfortunately it doesn't seem to be linked to Subs AT ALL, considering that our last video was our most watched, and it got us almost ZERO subscriptions!

YouTube is a strange and mysterious mistress...

-doc

[BGranoff]

maybe not.

[BGranoff]

fuck it, i'm gonna comment the hell out of this amazing video.

[BGranoff]

Tay Zonday and King Hell would truly be a teamup for the ages.

[DocThompsonMD]

And, from time to time, a little seaweed salad!

[DocThompsonMD]

I love grapefruit!

[DocThompsonMD]

THANK YOU everyone for watching, rating and commenting!

YOU ARE ALL GODS AMONGST MEN!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[DocThompsonMD]

Oooohohhhhhhh.... that sounds HOTT, baby!

Just 19.95???

I'm THERE!!!

[hemlocksage77]

you're hot! how to i know? i'm sporting an erection right now. i'm goin' to be honest doc, it's goin' to be hard not to say that to some chick at the bar for shits and giggles when i'm hammered. thanks for getting my my ass kicked in advance.

[DocThompsonMD]

hemlocksage77,

You HAVE to try it!!!

I'll buy the band-aids!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[shillelee]

You just have to state that you watched the video and were instructed to say such things because......... crouch up into a ball and keep the legs together tightly to avoid the kick to the crotch.

[136Trine]

Hahahahahaha... Your XD your funny hahahaha...

[DocThompsonMD]

136Trine,

Thanks for the kind words, my friend!

YOU ROCK for watching and commenting!!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[SilverfangxXx]

that is sad...

a sock puppet...

no...

and chocolate rainbow...

are you trying to get other sorry miss guided people bashed...

sad sad SAD!!!

little old man!!!

[DocThompsonMD]

SilverfangxXx,

Hey, I'm giving out get-laid GOLD for free!!!

I'm the greatest humanitarian that ever lived!!!!

CHEERS!

-doc

[JAdieykins]

wow are you really a virgin????? damn this was funny...u just totally made my night!! wow i love to see new videos from u!

[DocThompsonMD]

JAdieykins,

Glad you dug the vid, my friend!!!

Thank you for watching and commenting!!!

YOU ARE A GOD!!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[shillelee]

There's is nothing wrong with being a virgin even if you are in your twenties, thirties...... At least its better than being a teenage parent because babies are very difficult to take care of and there's so much out there to experience. Glad we had this talk. Become a METAL GOD and rule the world instead.

[gkostre1]

my brother i a fan of you

[DocThompsonMD]

gkostre1,

So glad to hear it!!!

I got some hate mail for this vid for some reason, so I'm glad not everyone jumped ship!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[lucilombardo]

LMAO!! this whole episode rocked! your best yet :D

keep em comin!.. er, the videos, i mean... well, or whatever you see fit :)

~*luci*~

[DocThompsonMD]

lucilombardo,

So glad to hear that you dug the vid, my friend!!!

I promise we'll be making PLENTY more!!!

CHEERS!

-doc

[CheeezMaster]

best one yet.

[DocThompsonMD]

CheeezMaster,

THANKS!!!

Someone else just told me 'worst one yet', so I appreciate the kind words!

CHEERS!

-doc

[blakroze99]

I love you!!!!

[DocThompsonMD]

blakroze99,

Woo-HOOO!!!

Thanks for the kind words, my friend!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[blakroze99]

Anytime Doc!

[marklouisjordan]

kinghell is always right so im gonna get laid for sure!!

[DocThompsonMD]

marklouisjordan,

This advice is CAN'T-MISS I'm telling you!

Happy Humping!

CHEEERS!

-doc

[JediJac]

Hi Doc,

didn't think this vid was one of ur best.

soz

[DocThompsonMD]

JediJac,

Sorry to hear that, my friend... maybe I'll bounce back with the next one!

CHEERS!

-doc

[JediJac]

started off so well, then....died in the ass. came across a bit misguided. surely the Doc doesn't have a problem pulling the chicks?????

[kinghellmetal]

JediJac,

Ah, well... to each their own, I guess...

...I've gotten just as many "best ever" comments as "this was assy" comments, so I guess its just a matter of personal taste, eh?

CHEERS just the same!

-doc

[GBazillionStudios]

I'm upset that the sound is so out of sync

[DocThompsonMD]

GBazillionStudios,

Sorry to hear that, my friend... YouTube is a weird and wacky place!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Are u the actual motherfucker?

[muthafukkr]

Yeah, I'm the actual Mofo.

[muthafukkr]

I have a rainbow of chocolate in my underwear.

Does that attract the ladies?

[muthafukkr]

I wish I hadn't SAID that.

[muthafukkr]

But you DID, Mofo, you DIIID.