Spotted Dick in a Can, Ep.0206

[arkantos1571]

I'm from the UK and I have to admit, I too made a load of jokes about the name when I first learned about it.

[WellImHereNow]

geez guys calm down its only a show where they try stuff and just like all there reviews they make fun of the food plus the tin stuff of spotted dick is not that good so i will give them that. they liked it to so theres not much to complain about. Good show guys. P.S Im from the UK

[terrortorn]

Do Americans not know how to use canned food? It needs to be cooked. There is another American idiot on here drinking cordial straight from the bottle and stating that it is too sweet like syrup.

[CultMoo]

@terrortorn Do Britons not understand humor? Obviously we eat it straight out of the can for entertainment value.

[terrortorn]

@CultMoo We understand humour don't know about humor and I doubt that was for humour. Not to belittle your efforts though. There is an American on here trying to use a knife and fork to eat the full English and appearing bemused at cutlery.

[ChugFour]

so u get drunk and eat dick?? lol

[CultMoo]

@ChugFour All the time

[Uberdude25]

It supposed to be cooked and eaten with custard.

[kd7one]

How about a side order of rocky mountain oysters.

[clanman011]

What next spotted pussy?

[LouiseCerrutti]

Six helpings.

[LouiseCerrutti]

To ensure that the bottom of the honey addict is fudged anticlockwise place the meat and two veg truncheon or heartthrob on a blood—clotted blotting blanket in the chimney.

[LouiseCerrutti]

Stiffen a nine inch meat and two veg truncheon or a gushing lust—hardened weatherman heartthrob with cantankerous concrete macaroon and penetrate the bottom vigorously. Spirt inside the spotted dick potion, smear with a smidgeon of jangled juniper berries, if liked, and gasp for breath inside a fiercely pungent chimney at fart mark five until the macaroon is charred. Then reduce the lust to fart mark three until the spotted dick is constipated.

[LouiseCerrutti]

Spike the dust with a little of the pachydermatous mould and put the rest of the mould to go pit—a—pat. Fling down the pulsating mould onto the spiked dust, stirring well. Return to the radiographer, leap up and down with excitement for two to three minutes, then remove from G—spot. Thrust in a crocodile the penises and roughage, and when the dust potion is pinker add this to the thrust penises.

[LouiseCerrutti]

A smidgeon of jangled juniper berries.

[CultMoo]

@LouiseCerrutti What is this I don't even

[LouiseCerrutti]

@CultMoo I don't even either. I odd.

[CultMoo]

@LouiseCerrutti You don't say... Although that is a bit of a relief, I thought you might be a serial killer leaving coded messages for the police to decode

[LouiseCerrutti]

@CultMoo Actually I am! Fava beans and a nice Chianti, sssluurrp! Hey, you do know you're supposed to have custard with spotted dick? Or any kind of lube'll do.

[CultMoo]

@LouiseCerrutti did not know, but custard is delicious and sounds like it would work well with this stuff.

[LouiseCerrutti]

@CultMoo Yes, it absolutely would! Or KY jelly. Maybe not. And heat it up too! I think you can do it in the microwave if you take it out of the can and cover it.

[LouiseCerrutti]

@CultMoo Cantankerous concrete macaroon using six spitoonfuls of smog.

[CultMoo]

@LouiseCerrutti badious byzentine barathrums bloated by boisterous balanism barf blennoid broma before bedtime

[LouiseCerrutti]

@CultMoo Maybe some bicarb would help?

[LouiseCerrutti]

One and a half mountains of snuffbox roughage.

[LouiseCerrutti]

Three penises.

[LouiseCerrutti]

One and a half skinfuls of mould.

[zigsauer]

mafakka looks like meat loaf

watch?v=DwA5CGDIEQY

[CultMoo]

@zigsauer I'll allow it - HP

[zigsauer]

Not surprisingly for the english , they have a college named "Eat-on" !!!

[LouiseCerrutti]

@zigsauer Three shedloads of dust.

[jcrowley1985]

Can anyone in North America talk about this food with a straight face?

[skatevann]

@1992bwalker fucking moron -.-

[norxcontacts]

I found one of those in the back of my pantry.

I put it back.

[TPBXDRicky420]

4:18 Epic Stoner Moment

[TheAerosmither]

here comes the munchies..a spotted dick

dry and moist at the same time! man you're stoned.

Cheers V

[gulwant]

thats the only thing i wudnt wanna buy in a store

[Kittylover9393]

lol we saw it in the supermarket too lol XD I remember your show and pointed at it and said.

"Hey! It's spotted dick!" And my brother laughed, filmed it and took a picture ahahaha

[mokeymina]

its gotta be tasy bro, it "cums" from Heinz(Pittsburgh) eat on dudes! where ya from anyways?

[n0th0niel]

I LOVE BRITTISH PPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mate :)

[terryjimfletcher]

LOL, I can't beleive you didn't warm it up first -

(taking the p1ss> of course the instructions were in English, not American (/taking the p1ss>

Love that you took so much trouble to review our pud ! ;-)

[pjunk]

@terryjimfletcher Just for the record, "taking the piss" isn't a phrase most Americans would know, lol. At least not the way a Brit uses it. The more you know~

[xbxbear]

Beyond sponge cake... ROFLMAO!

[tag1989]

spotted dick in a can...oooo that sounds painful

[1992bwalker]

fucking american spastics its an english dessert so i have no idea why you said its in the ethnic aisle and its meant to be cooked and served with custard.

[CultMoo]

@1992bwalker We said it was in the ethnic aisle because that is where it was found. I'm sorry our markets place food products from other countries in the ethnic aisle. We will let the country know how much this offends you.

[GodOfPlague]

@CultMoo My local WalMart had thier aisle labled Ethnic Food, Rice And Beans they must have got alot of complaints because that part of the sign changed quick.

[unholystrikekid]

@CultMoo So spotted dicks are dry, pasty and tasty ? :D

[yaaah25]

@1992bwalker Shit's from a different continent, so it won't be put in with the American shit. Is that a problem? Do you want Taiwanese shit you have no idea about all in your aisles without affirmation it's from a different culture? And if you were looking for said Taiwanese food, wouldn't you expect it to find it there?

If you're going to go off about Americans, at least find something valid to go off about rather than two goofs eating a canned desert they don't know about.

[CultMoo]

@yaaah25 PROST!

[SRWalton181]

@CultMoo I'd like to point out that not all English people are like that (1992bwalker)

[Lolicorez]

@1992bwalker It's idiots like you that make me embarrassed to be British.

Keep it up fuckwit.

[Pawnbroker00]

@1992bwalker LOL, i doubt any english people know what spotted dick is

[PeterOnoLennon]

@Pawnbroker00 inorite?

[TakeNotesPlease]

You fools look high as shit in these videos. haha.

[203207ab]

so i'm assuming your dicks are soft.

[james74dean]

you put it in the flamin' oven!

then serve with custard!

it ain't hard

[blackkittyatl]

look it those jaw muscles a-goin! lol 

[akanechan300]

yall are fuckin awsome i love yall

[CultMoo]

@akanechan300 hey we love you too bud!

[Schokoxx]

your vids deserve much more viewers

[thermokilla35]

where the fuck did the name dick come from

[Beelz42]

Totaly shoulda cooked it... I was skeptical too, but hot spotted dick is delicious (rofl... *facepalm*)

[HeatherC19]

Totally had no idea you guys would actually try it, lol.

But I guess at least it broke the string of horrible looking/tasting stuff?

[cookiemonster2794]

Guerro ur cute for a whiteboy! =)

[tangerinealarm]

What else is lurking in the "ethnic" isle? Kinda interesting that spotted dick (an English dessert) was lurking in the "ethnic" isle.

Great work.

[burnsalad]

walking in the ethnic aisle lmao

[sockcutter]

Dotted cock?

[TheAmazingJimmy]

So now that you've had dick in your mouth, how do you feel? LOL

[Thing07]

lol win.

[BATTERIESc]

I dont like you eating tasty food , sort it out.

Yours Sincerly -

Njamajinke Olwabije  , Abuja , Nigeria.

[Grecinto23]

@BATTERIESc what the fck did you just say at the end there? ahah.

[BATTERIESc]

quiet you.