Scientology: You Can Beat Anonymous!!!!!

[geekyorc]

i dont understand scientology can some one explain it to me?

[epicfacepanda]

die you fucking hacker

[Arutoa]

Reflecting on my old comment, it wasn't obvious that I was posting it intentionally overdramatically. And that overdramatically isn't a word.

[Hordebloow]

XENU LOL

[Niklasmannen]

i wipe my ass with pictures of Xenu!!! >:D

[meckice]

Scientology must die. DIE!

[epicfacepanda]

@meckice hay fuck you

[thugluv7777]

omfg Looongcat

[chopppacalamari]

The scientology 'god' Xenu got pissed at a party with ron l hubbard and crashed his ufo at Roswell. The us government now have him as a science experiment. lol why don't they go and bust him out?

Part of joining scientology is electro shock therapy, brainwashing! The devil is happy with them.

[aapiesnuf]

Can you do ROFLCOPTER SOI SOI SOI please?

[xXwhygodwhyXx]

Scientology is one of the most biggest groups in the world and poeple are saying that they are criminals? lol I cant believe how funny this is. If they are really criminals then how come it became such a huge and successful group? Are you saying the world is a criminal? You people are seriously stupid.

[malumventurum]

you answered your questions yourself, by saying "are you saying the world is criminal" you are basically hinting that scientology owns the world (which obviously they don't) if a group owns the world they are powerfull enough to avoid any legal prosecutions aren't they.

you're the stupid one :-)

enjoy.

[AnAngrySpoon]

Needs moar anon.

[xXwhygodwhyXx]

its funny Anonymous are fraid to show themselves

[AnAngrySpoon]

LOL you idiot, have you noticed they are called anonymous? They are keeping there anonimity.

[joinemeindeath]

its cuz scientology will put out their information thats why. if you knew that some douche bags work by ruining ur life by posting your info would u happily show ur face to them

[DaLatios]

It needs subtitles. :S I'm having a hard time understanding Sam.

[GaryTROLL]

Stupid Long cat idiots ..... shove a cat in your ass anon moralfaggots

[4G3NTanon]

Danger Mouse.... that's a good one!

[kenbstepp]

Everyone in Scientology is a criminal. Thats at best.

[GendPzTrSchmidt]

Funny vid but the voice is really disgusting.

[scopeless22]

Yall do relise that this video is anti - scientology, thats why it is so funny.

[buminachair]

HAHA

[scopeless22]

LOL, this video totaly rules. "Danm, that was some seirously good criminal activity. No other church can touch this shit." That cracked me up.

[tyranus226]

LOL you supports $cientology and yet you are using a Anonymous voice anonymizer lol epic fail

[MiKeMaLiCe666]

this is a satire >.> so you fail...

[bongmannz]

thanks for the lulz xD omg microsoft sam.

[DisZturBinThAPeaCe]

wow i saw longcat a while ago i didnt know it was such a symbol i thought it as just funny. and whoever made this video is ignorant he cusses for no reason xD

[em0andl33t]

Watch TroyMagoo44's videos you brainwashed shit. Scientology can only fan simple small twigs of the sites of Anonymous, because we are, well, Anonymous. And Anonymous means we are everything you DON'T know. Scientology has MANY MAJOR SITES that WILL be brought down.

[Galacticmaster]

are you forgetting pen, paper and books?

i dont think viruses fit into them

[OblivionMon]

Oh that's what you think... muhahahaha!

[halowarrior1000]

Scientology What in hells name Xenu?alien souls.Brainwashing souls?How stupid are scientologists

[anonymoussupporter23]

Like $cientology could ever win.

[Ceon92]

Because scientology is trying to take away their right to criticize their religion

[Anonymous676]

why do we target only scientology? there are far more more important things in the world to protest too.

[anonymoussupporter23]

Sadly We can only do one thing at a time...

[namanicha]

no, ever heard about raids? habbo hotel?

[namanicha]

thou can nay beat what is infinate, nor shatter what is liquid

[killerkitty777]

brainwashed sheep

[whydid666]

nah we just got bored no point in beating a dead horse, this whole thing was a single act of boredom imagine if we where really motivated to do something

[whydid666]

............um that's-.....wait no sorry yes "ALL sientologists should follow his advice" this is um.....the correct way to beat us..i mean them.....

[Scygoons]

we beat you hands down bitch

[bspinvestigator02]

Scientology has many things in common with the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Each of them attempts to dominate their members.

[Chupalarvas]

the difference is that no Jehovah's Witnesses has been murdered for leaving the religion ...at least not that I know.

[killerkitty777]

YES,thats exactly what I was thinking. it seems the EXACT same, they plagarized the witnesses and added some science fiction BS that people ffed into cuz its pretty much telling them, if they think it, its real...thats a pansy-ass cult, posing as Anon, preying on the waek and deluded (stars)...ironic really

[CymekSniper2]

As long as Scientology continues their illegal activities, Anonymous will not die.

[RukifelthCreuz]

"to take me away from a hospital"

Jesus that creeps me out. Alot.

[NarpytheCrimeDog]

You're wrong. Anon fights for lulz. GB2Gaia newfag.

[sunburstX]

You are both wrong, you both fail. Anon fights for noone, GB2UrRoomAtYourMomsHouse newfags.

[ehjay16]

lulz who the fuck is "noone"

inb4 GB2

[ShoTown]

The Anonymous peace process has begun . . . haha yeah right, long live Anonymous, Internet Hate Machine.

[wazigbe]

for the lulz!!

[romaross462]

for every breath that is taken by every human being, 15 Anonymous are brought into our world, scientology, you will fall.

the metronome is ticking.

[Ltbird]

Wrong. 15 is a number.

The only number that can be associated with anon is "Legion"

And that's not really a number.

[romaross462]

fair enough :P

[melbn]

i like ice cream

[PLOKURUPT]

it was for the lulz,but as you became serious,we became serious,the end of you is nigh.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not Forgive.

We do not Forget.

Expect us.

Hypnoc.

[welshe222]

Your All a Bunch of Idiots,

Scientology is a stupid cult witch should be destoryed, But the fact of the Matter is.

None of you know the True Meaning of Anonymous,

Anonymous Isnt 1 It is Many As 1 We may resurrect as 2 When 3 Drop 6 Will Rise.

Anonymous is More then you think.

[g0tt0rque]

i smell pussy.

lol

[anon467]

We are legion.

Scientology will not win.

We know your crimes.

Expect us.

[Joshuawahl]

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not Forgive.

We do not Forget.

Expect us.

We do it for the Lulz

[kinfolkin]

He used a text voice because he is truely Anonymous...which is smart because now-a-days scientologist will hunt you down for speaking out on them...

We do not forgive

We do not forget

[NarpytheCrimeDog]

I think I can shoot better than them...

[bwalhof]

No, sorry, they cant.

[tvforme420]

FUckin a. im sick of this computer voice shit , cant anyone read?

[ScissorHand26]

Text was win, get better voice.

[Boredom472]

Firstly, he's got anonymous all wrong. Anon = average joe internets

secondly, his voice program is actually so bad that I can't be bothered listening.

failpost says fail.

[jbxenia]

But you can read.... right?

So maybe it's worth... reading the transcript?

The voice synth is meh, but content is excellent lulz.

[mikedrockshard]

we never forget

we never forgive

we are legion

we are anonymous

forEVAR! Besides... Scientology comes from the butt.

[Miniman5445]

They do not forget.

They do not forgive.

they are legion.

they are anonymous.

Expect them.

lol THAT SOUNDS COOL! like that evil lcown letter lol. ps. i said they! im not anonymous

[noblebros]

yes, agreed.

[hyser4]

we never forget

we never forgive

we are legion

we are anonymous

plus we are the internet so get off, and we will win so stop raiseing your members' self esteem because we will crush it

[hyser4]

we never forget

we never forgive

we are legion

we are anonymous

plus we are the internet so getoffof us

[Shallowheart]

Is this a joke? xD

[MizumiUchiha]

Lulz! This crap is bull. COS sucks, Anonymous will win the war, and when they do, im gonna laugh at you Church of Scientology followers.

[DivineMalice0]

lol fucked up war

[jude4all]

FUCK SCIENTOLOGY

[Uzi910]

The reason you you ms voice chat is because you didn't drop your balls yet,post video when that happens...if it ever does,Scientology is fucking lies it brainwashes you and fucks with your head,if you believe that Anonymous is bad group then gtfo of the internet otherwise keep your mouth shut and get something straight before posting a video,scientology the concept is good in reality its all bullshit

[Jacobsenacc]

IDD, can this guy give some good evidence, "Owning up to stuff", woah so you have something to hide? "What are your crimes?"

[2d122]

fuck scientology,u brainwashing motherfuckers!!u think that we were sent here by aliens and worship lord zamglorp or sum shit!the truth needs to be told,the real truth not how if we dont join scientology,we r criminals,stop killing off our brains!!!

[Chad90909]

lulz

[codyr783]

Scientology sucks and is a BIG, FAT, SCAM!!!!

[Anonanyone]

15K views? Anons, you wouldn't be troll-feeding, would you? Not that I'm trollilng in that way, but given the title of this vid an awful lot of you have popped in for a look... naughty...

[brcjacks]

Long live Anon!

May Co$ die soon.

[DjMartinEST]

Useless dump

[anonymousdouble07]

LMAO!! whats with the cute kittys??

[JanusChrist]

Those are longcats. Longcats are long.

[harpiessnow]

Longcats are Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooong

[lastsaneman19]

In the end all neither anons views or Co$ views mean nothing. Anon look like the badass iligitemate child of the headless horseman and agent smith. Lets face it noone can defeat something THAT badass

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

^-^

[LukeDyni]

Fuck Scientology

u guys are a bunch of fucked up faggot-ass bitches that should just go die in a fuckin hole so i can shit all over ur faces lol Queers

[TheRocketVoltage]

That was directed at the CoS.

..Right?

[larryishere1]

thats correct

[Theanonymous1s]

19. plant aids in pools around America, this way the internets will know you to, are in it for the lulz.

[KaizaRoll]

Long Cat is fucking loooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

Good video.

[Bobakidboy97]

im scared of anonymous im just a kid... can anyone give me any advice

[KaizaRoll]

Become An Hero.

[CelChan4]

1. Find a loaded gun

2. Aim it at your face

3. Pull the trigger

4. ??????

5. AN HERO PROFIT!!

[Stonehawk]

Don't be afraid. You're part of anonymous whenever you are honest to yourself and don't care what others think. Anonymous is something to look up to: it is humanity with the gloves off, no euphemisms, no lies, no sugar coating, and glee--mad sadistic glee--at every hour of every day. Feel satisfied with your own being. Have esteem for yourself, Know that you are yourself a GOD and are entitled to the truth of your own opinion. Be fearless. Be independent. Be Anonymous.

[ThatKidOverThere]

Anonymous has already traced your comment and has your address.

We'll bring the lube.

[JeeGexx]

or we could just kill every sci? Save us a whole lot of trouble and it will be fun ;)

[clepto4peace]

retarded.

good this is just a shitty knockoff, can you imagine how much fail there would have been if this was the original message to scientology video?

[Alpha1Bravo1Charlie1]

rOFL

[justinvincenti]

19. Stop charging people tens of thousands of dollars for "auditing" and other stuff. Most people believe in "free religion"

[Regigigas135789]

Lulz

[NerfLad]

brb, L. Ron

[IIDraithII]

Not everything done in the name of Anonymous is right, but I have likened this phenomenon to the Western World's Immune System taking on the Social Sickness of $cientology. The church has exhausted all it's legal options and society is now imposing its own form of justice.

You hear that Davey? The Rest of the World is PUTTING YOUR ETHICS BACK "IN".

[Grandus11]

Scientology is a cult plain and simple. They honestly think Hubbard will be back the man has rotted, leave a piece of steak out on the ground for a week and watch as the ants and bugs destroy it, Hubbard is probably part of the food chain now or those bugs died from Hubbard poisoning, in either case he is dead. Thetans do not exist if they do I challenge the Church of Scientology to produce some evidence they exist.

[yourbuddy7]

nice

lul

[kingofzeworld]

Epic win!

All my internets now being transferred into your account.

[NicNasty1981]

They need to get rid of the OSA

They need to honestly get rid of Fair Game

They need to get rid of SP declared and change the system to stop the suicides

They need to get rid of CCHR, Narconon, fuck me they need to get rid of all their front companies.

They need to get rid of the RPF

They also need to have a fair test of their system and have it openly scrutinised. Fuck if they want they can do the tests using their own auditors as long as its Fair and open

[juventes]

Yeah, I would agree with that. I honestly have no problem with Zenu or thetans or any of that. It's those wacky "Destroy Suppressive People" and "manipulate people for all their money" parts that I'm against.

[dr12thfret]

I luld

[Azurhan]

oh lawd teh lawlz

[Kazumaster]

Simply amazing.

[MADGOON]

Many lulz... May I interest you in some free internets?

[musicdude101]

rofl, 5/5...fight the power

[Drazha]

Epic LULZ!

[tiffany2pirkle]

=0

It sounds like cheif.

You know off Arby 'n' the cheif.

You should watch it,it's great.

[4766462]

excelent. specially number 5.

[Anonnumition]

Hugely epic! My lulz quota for the day has been fulfilled.

[smalllady1216]

BIG WIN.

[Shotgunmage]

nice.

[DiamondHobbit]

5 Stars ;)

[kubrickfan72]

Longcat is LOOOOOOOONNGG!

[RGMerkel]

lmao hahahaha

[oliesbw]

The Freewinds is now in docking caught in the caribbean I think and having to have the asbestos removed. There was a report I saw earlier. will try find a link.. party on that ship.... put CoS 's Fortune on board and let it sink..

[PoolsOut]

lulz

[FrillySP]

7's out, the Freewinds is a floating chunk of asbestos.

[antischi2008]

Oh man. That was my laugh of the day.

[Tragamin06]

the main message of this: be normal

[seriousbizniz]

lulz... i appreciate the humor but we will never forget nor will we forgive.

[Atheist1717]

lol, recruit more comedians lulz.

[Expectus101]

I laughed out loud. I'll spread this particular AIDS.

[W34R3L3G10N]

DANGER MOUSE!

Classic.

[JBTS9]

i lol'd

[MADGOON]

The same way I did when I face fucked your mom.

[Speedofsmell]

iv been looking up e-meter on line and it produces almost the same amount electricity as the elecroplating process this is a fact look it up constantly passing electricty through your human cellular structure even in low amounts is harmful after awhile fact look it up get curious then if u choose get involved

[soulinite]

great video! Hail Xenu! fuck $cientology!

[halidefox]

Love the background. "Longcat Vs. Tacgnol: The Final Battle."

[belstone]

oh you...

many lulz were had.

[Speedofsmell]

fukin awesome all valid points plus lulz

[erkekler]

Long kat is loooong!!

12 April 2008

Police in Belgium raid $cientology offices and shut down the building as part of the government's case against the cult for the crimes of fraud and extortion.

Google $cientology Belgium

[laneatlileden]

SWEET SISTER IN JEEEZUUSSS!

[discordandruin]

Here Here! You have done well today.

[kriptonis]

test

[Justjokingjackrabbit]

good points. win declared.

[BringingBalance]

makes me smile on the inside

[Anonurlaine]

Excellent video!

[AddANumberToThis]

Win.

[soph7133]

great video

[anonymous1312]

LULZ

[NOMANESS]

This is a win.

[Atriviality]

"Explain why the Rehabilitation Project Force looks, and operates, like a Prisoner of War camp."

In my opinion, it functions more like one of those dodgy mental institutions. You know the ones where you come out more insane than when you went in, but a different kind of insane.

[W34R3L3G10N]

Still not good.

I always thought it looked more like a gulag.

[Chrisiant]

Made.of.win.

[erkekler]

this vid and the explanation are f**king hilarious!!

[Ctulhugrand]

We hates you we will be killin jya mon!!! Da orda of ctulhu will slay those who oppose nature as anonymous and scientology do!!! WE WILL DO ONLY WHAT IS RIGHT FOR MAN AND NATURE.

[TheFoolscap]

Cthulhu phtagn!

[gillchristless]

ia! ia!

[gillchristless]

ia! ia!

[AnonSpeaksOut]

it's murk loar you newfags plus sage this shit!

[rigaara]

lurk moar!

[frisko29]

in scientology money comes out of your pockets and thetans up your ass

[deck2233]

SOUNDS LIKE STEVE HAWKINS

[LouisLeGros]

lulz, a bit long winded

[KaliberKing]

Sci-Fags run for cover; this has win over 9000!!

[thepav1234]

Shame, What a cult

[Goth47]

this video fails so much that it kinda wins WHAT THE HELL?!

[hex147]

I'm trying to learn all I can about Anonymous. They're cool, scarry, funny, awesome...Hell they're everything both good and bad, but I just don't know enough. I also know better than to ask help on 4chan. lol

[aklyon]

lurk moar!

[aklyon]

lurk moar!

[sonicssidekick]

LURK MOAR