keys me

[wwwspisdegslankno]

Du har ikke dusjet i mange år. Jeg gidder ikke å kysse deg

[jcotmine]

maganda kaya pagkakanta nya,,very cute,, yan naman hanap natin un kakaiba but meaningfull,,,hehehehe,,

[DOX9500]

biri magaling mag ingleesh XD

[joe9320]

I'm half-Filipino, born in the Philippines, and it's funny. They mix up e and i, and the f and p.

[siegerzeon]

@joe9320 : The ironic thing is that the long "e" and short "i" are distinct phonemes even in Tagalog. I can understand why for instance a Japanese person will mix up their L's and R's since they aren't distinct phonemes in Japanese. But that's not the case here.

[nenabunena]

@siegerzeon ha? samples? from my understanding, all i's in tagalog is long i or ee. we don't have short i's i believe

[nenabunena]

@joe9320 tagalog doesnt have any f which is it's replaced by a p

[KanadianKyuubi]

She's probably better than Rebecca Black, for sure

[dogkelp]

Lift your our open hand, strike my behind, down by the flow can, bring your flower head, we'll make your fathers melt. The translation makes the song look a lot dirtier than Sixpence ever meant it lol.

[smbrai]

Hahahahahahahaahhahahhahahahah­hahahahhahahhahHhahahHahahahah­hahaha!!!!!!

[kangen9point5]

The moment she strut out onto the stage, I knew this going to be a cheeseball performance. Very entertaining to say the least.

[emogoth22]

Epic!!! super Ipic talaga!!! haha :) 

[jobonane]

this song was meant to be a joke, don't be too serious

[LaddieGalicia]

and make the parflays dance lol

[ftislandminhwan1]

oh mah gawwdd xD that was just horrible xD im filipino and i find this hilarious and humiliating xD i know i tease my mom about her accent but next time i do, ill think of this vid and how bad she COULD get xD

[kawaiden]

bwiset.

[kawaiden]

hahaha!!! shit! nakakatawa! grabe! father's melt!!! hahahaha

[kawaiden]

holy macaroni!! what an embarassment. i think she doesn't know the lyrics of the song that's why she's just mumbling words that she can think of. I'm a Filipino too but my accent and grammar of the English language is not this bad. sino ba 'tong kumakanta? grabe naman. nakakahiya. pasensiya na, pero kelangan kong sabihin to. nasurpresa ako eh. hindi niya pinaghandaan ang pagkanta niya sa publiko.

[tabatchoy]

I cannot, for the life of me, get halfway through the video, let alone finish it. LOL.

[miszjeanine]

Its not our official language. I think its more embarrassing to see filipino's try to be americans if they don't live in america. When my mom watches tfc, i don't get why half of the spoken language is english. She's pretty, but she cant sing.

[Kloo]

@miszjeanine American influence changed Filipino ideals. I guess you can use the Philippines as an example of what happens when a foreign country screws over ones culture with their own... which kinda explains why a lot of countries hate America or don't wanna do anything with the west.

[paulinotou]

@Kloo dude really the philippines? is that all you could think of? how about South Africa, Brazil, Mexico, Vietnam, China ext all taken over by people not americans. philippines isnt even bad compared to those guys. but look at japan, south korea who we did occupy and look how well they are doing.

[Kloo]

@paulinotou is that all i could think of? why would i bother mentioning other examples? The topic here is about the Philippines, buddy. If you read past the first sentence you would notice I NEVER said it was ONLY the Philippines... idiot.

[mzzzhedison]

@paulinotou Oh, yeah. South Korea is doing great....

[mzzzhedison]

@Kloo Not true. Most Filipino's like North Americans. My Aunt is Filipino and says they mix English and Tagalog (Tagalish, she calls it), because it makes it easier to convey their emotions and exactly how they feel. They find it easier to use English words sometimes because they don't have many words we use in their language. For instance; She, He, Him, and Her don't exist in Tagalog.

[MrWriter95]

at least she was happy :))

[cshieny]

funny. 

[sgtjoe2008]

singing is not for you alyssa, but i'm sure you'll do good at porn movies....

[Kukosatite]

holy shit, i want to rub my cock all over this girl. she can sing keys me to my cock all night.

[demialltheway1]

lol that must have been embarassing becauese she doesent kno

why is every body clappin!!

shewas off key too!

[TooPiAr]

@demialltheway1

sympathy applause :)

[nightvisiongoggles1]

Ipag-duet si Keys Me at si Ken Lee!

[Dericx11]

Hahahahahaha god damnit

[gabbywella876]

lmao!!!!!!:P she is soo weird:D hahahah!!

[ossimlz]

FUCK HER

...no really

fuck her shes so hot

xD jk

she has a great body

and shes pretty

[MRHACKER9991]

if you are embarrassed then suicide damn motherfucker

[MeepsXD]

Im Filipino and I think this is funny. Because I always tease my mom about her accent

[nightvisiongoggles1]

Nung una kong napanood to ilang taon na ang nakalipas, akala ko foreigner tong si Alyssa Alano, may accent kasi pag kumakanta!

[nightvisiongoggles1]

Magduet dapat sila ni Ken Lee...

He he!

[kameraguy]

LOL. But so true :p

[xspann]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[MrGinobambino]

i'm embarrassed to be filipino.  thanks for embarrassing our culture =P

[jjqnario]

OA mo.

[geiuy]

she says "strike enteben and make me fart like that sylvermu sparslee"

[ChrisBard]

@geiuy lolololloloolol truedat!

[AmIrThEcOoL]

HWATTEHFCUK.

[IAmOogeyHearMeRawr]

Silver moon is barkley? As in Charles Barkley? Lmao, this video makes me smile xD

[inucharm]

lol dancer

[imakethetreesgrow]

its like shes fucking 5 yrs old lol

[Tioleo75]

LMAO!!!

[OMGaPOPTART123]

bwahahahh.. is this for real?.. O_O XD

[steve1o]

this looks like this was at micronesia mall

[clyde95163]

I think she don't kno english so she copied the song on how she heard it. or its just rehearsed. lol

[mackysiazon]

CHAMPION TO! TANGGAL ANG LUNGKOT KO!

[afrodragon115]

LMAO i luv this hahahahahahahaha

[satriani404]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH!! why are they clapping?

[Glexs30]

hahaha standing ovation!!! i'm so proud for you...

can do better!!! FEELER!!!

[KR15CO]

FORK sounds like PORK

PORK sounds like FORK

[tambok12815]

'tsada cya, 'noh? I really appreciate this video when I'm depressed.

[joshua5231]

galing mo! wa'y angay

[chrisdevil007]

galing mo day!!!!!!!!

[IpA]

Keys me lol. This reminds me of "Ken Lee"

[tapsumbong49]

lol it was the other way around for me. I was watching ken lee and was reminded of this video

[helenacl]

At least she seems to be enjoying it... as well as the public. '¬¬

Haha, well, she tried it, that's good.

[sayWotFooL]

she sucks why are all these people cheering hahaha keys me pweaze

[pizza808v2]

O MAI GAH

[misscarly12]

sayang maganda sana siya....

[gotoatbawang]

lets make the parflays dance

so keys me!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

love it!

[motzPHaragas]

BERRY NICE!

[inucharm]

i can't read the blue letters

[cthulufunk]

I blame Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos for this crime against the people.

On the serious tip, she's adorable. I have a position on my staff for her.....she'll receive proper instruction in voice projection.

*This is where someone says "I see what you did there".

[starcentralmag]

I see what you did there.

[xXxDEADZ0NExXx]

LMAO

[sgtjoe2008]

alyssa i want to KEYS you.....

but you're good dancer than singer...LOL

[StBanMartinez]

LLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!

One of the best versions of that song!

Love it, waaay better than the real one.... not!

Just like "MJisAnutcase" said :

"she's lovely and nice,but she just cant sing lol"

[123leneia456]

by the way i'm a Filipina too

My aunt can do a great impression of her aha

[123leneia456]

silver moose is barkely XD

Filipino power *sarcasm*

Learn the words!

[BlooCheeze3]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

omg.

she;s filipino ?

hahhahhahh.

[MJisAnutcase]

she's lovely and nice,but she just cant sing lol

[murrheenah]

oh it burns. it burns so muchhhhh

[Plapla2007]

Ang ganda ganda naman Alyssa. Lalu na pag konti make up at pag medyo chubby.

[Dainyell23]

LMAO.

" Fathers Melt"

[nenabunena]

NICE!

[nenabunena]

LOL! Wow, kapal ng accent! If I didn't know this song, I would think she was singing in a different language!

[DeMiiiiii12]

lolz

[restroomspecial]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HUSAY! parang nag sasalita ng ibang lenguahe!

[Brixt0220]

nice..but again i did not understand what lyrics she said..kinda

[sander45]

because of this she's still in showbiz. i think she's a nice lady..

[Claykoy]

isnt that the right lyrics? whats funny?

LOL i lied HAHAHA

[prettypinkelle]

nose bleed :)

[thruster76]

FUCK MAN! this is the funniest shit.

[thruster76]

holy shit dude, i almost cant bear to watch this. its probably the funniest and at the same time most painful to watch video.

[holocausticity]

buti hindi siya napipikon.

thanks for uploading, man! this is entertaining.

[skittlezluvz]

mmm...how yummy are we filiponos and FOB!!! hehehe we're still the best so just keys me mmm yummy BABY!!! yeah we know were SPICY and is barkley mmm he best there is MMMM DELIOSUS

[tetedezeub]

hmmm..hindi ba xa binigyan ng lyrics???

[cmrecio]

inaartehan kase kaya nagkandapalpak...

[p3n3trASIAN]

I'm sorry, but this is CUTE! & nakakatuwa talaga ito haha... This made my day :) haha.

But please, cease all the unnecessary remarks. Not everybody can speak English well.

[MAXiiNeeeeeeee]

LOLOL. after seeing this, filipinos still rock.. no matter the strange accent xD

[Chotorun]

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[anglaismoyen]

fail, chotorun.

[skyflaky]

ang ganda mo alyssa

[antwone9604]

its kiss me not keys me

[sshhiivvuumm]

thats the point.

[allisonlikey3]

LMFAO THIS IS NASTY! HAHAHAHHA

[Swe3tGh3ttoG1rl]

haha, true filipino!

[frozen00]

no one have the right to judge the others because of that... even who judge her is much more worse than her... she has the right to do what she want...

sooo leave her alone....

kahit kau na mga nagcocoment hindi kau ganun ka perpekto (dahil walang perpekto)para i down ang isang tao...

matutuwa ba kau kung sa kapatid nyung babae yan nangyari...

depende na lng sa mga walang kapatid...

at ang hilig lng ay pancinin ang kapintasan ng iba pero d nya nakikita ang kapintasan nya!!!

[rionn214]

anong pake mo! internet to!

[frozen00]

no one have the right to judge the others because of that... even who judge her is much more worse than her... she has the right to do what she want...

[gagothesith]

Sterilization for Mrs. Alano! Vasectomy for Mr. Alano!

[BrianHuliganga]

amazing!

[leiyow084]

classic.

hahaha.

nkakatawa parin. :)

[euphorictoaster]

Wow, ang embarassing!

[inucharm]

so kisu mi

[adleme]

ano name nya?bago lang sya?katuwa naman to...grabbeehhh!

[itmattersdudette]

alyssa alano

matagal tagal narin..

[thesuperkoopa]

ahaha, katangahan.

[kumukulubotkulubot]

alak pa, table 4!!!...

[danezea]

weird.........but funny

[killahbey]

para pala kay barkley yung song na to..lmao..

[chewbaccub]

hahaha!

[BumbleMarkizme]

ahahaha lol

"is barkley"

ahaaha love it

[reyzen20]

what a dance move!!! parang beer house lang ah

[bratcracker]

OMG LOL!

[PeeliPinay]

hindi po naiintindah

[hchelen]

Sorry, but the lyrics are lousy and she has a blocked nose or she sounds naturally horrible.

[wh0iskarl]

my gulay!

[zieyarey15]

oh gosh.:))keys me.:))

[defloco2000]

ok to panoorin pag naka-mute.

[s41NTs41NT]

my cousin sent me this link ages ago..

its so funny....

my cousin is one of the best cousins ever..

thanks cousin

[eurythorpe]

ang baduy talaga ng GME.. hahaha...

[dmaster3232]

hahaha is thtas claudine baretto

[JackBauer3113]

Terrible. Just plain terrible. What language is this?

[mark67x89]

errr.... english lol

[killshot16]

lol i love filipino accents. proud to be half!

[texasthriller]

make all yours fathers melt

hahah

[tr1sth4n]

Etchosness

[zedistai]

I find the the last part very convincing beginning at 2:31 when she repeated the phrase 5 times.

[zedistai]

The flashing awesome killed me too.

[zedistai]

It should be leap me instead of leeeeep me.

[zedistai]

i want to keys her!

[zedistai]

I want to keys her!

[aicirtapsy]

Alyssa Alano... pretty girl. very hot.

but singing is not for you, at least this song. Filipinos can speak English well. I know this because I am Filipino. I think this is the first time this kind of singing happened in the history of Philippine entertainment. Sa iyo, Bb. Alano, before going on stage pls make sure you know the lyrics to the song and its proper pronunciation.

[lindsaylohanexpress]

GMA and ABSCBN have vocal coaches. sarah geronimo, yeng constantino, etc. are being checked during rehearsals. alyssa lip-synchs this song. It sounds the same on take 2 video. maybe she's trying hard to imitate the accent from the original recording.

that's what happens when you're not creative to making it your own version.

e.g. the whooping style that mariah carey does is optional to the song but many singers imitate the exact style

She's half australian, so no harm to Filipino purists.

[lindsaylohanexpress]

charice pempengco used to do that a lot but her latest "my heart will go on" is very original and beautiful.

[lindsaylohanexpress]

I referred to alyssa as the half-australian, a mix-up in the comment.

[Dapak]

feeling k nmn.mali mali din nmn english mo! anong lyrics to the song?bobo! yabang mo palpak k din nmn.hhahaha

[aicirtapsy]

i perfectly know what i am saying. thank you very much. the adposition is used in possessive form pertaining to the noun. but i guess you wouldnt know what's an adposition. you might want to know im an english major in a prestigious university in the country and i won't allow you to tarnish our reputation with your not so witty remarks.

[Dapak]

then? eh ano?kahit s harvard kp nagaaral.i know taga lasalle ka eh hindi nmn lahat mtatalino s school mo?money ang entrance exam dyan eh.hindi ba?hahahaha

[aicirtapsy]

eh ano? that's the point isnt it? you're trying to correct me and you're the one who is in need of correction. and again, you've made a fool out of yourself. I dont need to use money to bribe the school to take me in when my intelligence alone can land me a scholarship. And Im not from Lasalle.

[Dapak]

are u sure tma ka?basahin mo iha wag k magpractice dito s youtube ng lesson mo.hahahah! eh khit s harvard kp...wla ako pakialam. puro k yabang ng school mo.hahaha! prestigious school ha?hahahaha! aminin n kse...entrance exam mo eh money...hndi nmn lahat ng matalino nsa prestigious school n sinasabi mo and u know it.kaya wlang assurance n matalino k AT d nmn porke ngeenglish mtalino na.ganun b basehan mo ng talino?hahaha! see?bobo k nga...hahahahah!

[aicirtapsy]

o sige eto ang tagalog. mukhang di na kasi makayanan ng utak mo ang Ingles ko. pasensya ka na. wala ka ng masabi ano? kasi pinagpipilit mo na lamang na dinaan ko sa pera ang pagkatanggap sa akin sa dalubhasaan. di kailangan iyan.

[Dapak]

haha! sa barangay k magpaliwanag.hahaha! dimoko mauuto.wag k magpanggap.kitang kita s pagyayabang mo n wla kang alam.kunwari matalino.lalaitin mo p ung nasa video tapos ikaw din nmn pla mali mali ang english.hahaha!

[aicirtapsy]

i dont have to explain to the barangay, nor to you... since explanations seem useless cause your brain cant comprehend.

[Dapak]

REALLY? or feeling matalino k lang kya iniisip mo n d kita maintindihan?hahahah! feeling k kse eh.dun k s school mo..sayang binayad ng parents mo pra makapasok k dun.hahaha!

[aicirtapsy]

nakakatuwa ka naman... im enjoying this.. you're one of a kind... hahaha... i never came across with a person like you whose mind can't be helped to understand certain realities...

[Dapak]

yuhuy di nya matanggap.hahaha! napahiya k kse eh.yabang mo kse kya ayan nangyari nabara ka.hahaha

[aicirtapsy]

hindi ko matanggap? oh please... anu ba ang kailangan kong tanggapin? the reality that i need to maintain a certain grade to keep my scholarship? which, FYI is paying for my tuition and everything else. sino kaya ang nabara sa ating dalawa, ikaw na wala namang ebidensya sa sinasabi mo, o ako na may pride sa tamang lugar? *buzzer* siyempre ikaw.

[Dapak]

any proof?n scholar k?wla! hahahah! eh bkt ako mniniwla sayo?khit sino pwede magsabing scholar sya.haha! ska s english mo eh haltang dka scholar...hahahahah! mali mali eh.hahaha

[aicirtapsy]

u can dial 9287228. look for mr. aris at UPD. Now tell me if you can pay your way to study there.

[Dapak]

haha! i will call aris then? sabhn ko scholar po b si aicirtapsy?hahahahahaha! funny!

[23D1998]

the flashing AWESOME really killed me

[manlodaw]

This is filed under comedy section on the 'More info'

[ChaoticShelly]

She's obviously super excited cuz her voice isn't stady. Anyways she's not a singer, and not everyone know English.

[SakuraAngelina]

This is different from Ken Lee...she's really saying the words, she just has an accent. There's nothing wrong with that. I understood her, and I believe this translation was just some ignorant person's attempt to make fun of her...she did fine. It's hard to overcome an accent and sing a song in another language. I applaud her.

[misstokyo1994]

lol..just for everyone's info, NOT ALL FILIPINOS SING LIKE THAT..but okay, maybe singing/english isn't the girl's strength, but I mean come on, it's not like anyone's perfect..it doesn't mean she's dumb.

[melron2162]

What the original title on this song,I'm freakout I don't know who the Hell is she is better like wear 1 pc only,BTW she look Hot!

[michikoww]

I'm a Filipino and I think this is hilarious. Frickin bubblehead.

[grayskylightning]

peanut brain..

[quagmireGlennn]

"tixt me" hahaha

[RockinIceprincess]

how does "Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question" video gotta relate anything to this vid?