George Takei Roasts William Shatner

[silvRboLt95]

Let's see...George Takei vs George Lopez...hmm...HELP.

[dfxjedi]

What nationality is he?

[MrRetlav]

Holy shit now THATS a Roast!!!!

He brang the place down xD Tremendously funny man!!

[hush00]

was that Jeri Ryan at 3:38 ? Looked so much like her.

[GeorgeMillerAtkinson]

Set Phasers to PWNED.

[tubenachos]

Hahahaa too funny. Best roast so far!

[Izigaul]

I never expected him to be able to deliver like that.

[vampiresareundead]

Happy 74th birthday Mr Takei! :-)

[Akyho]

When he said "Finaly i can say" part i was prepared for "fuck you!" but the face Takei makes when he says it then adds the horse part, geniouse delivery.

[Koriolis]

I think he took it a bit too personally.

[DetectivScrout]

ah here...fuckin gayin up the place

[SmashBro415]

Anything goes when Mr. Sulu enters the room.

[rexorrama]

Disgusting.

[lynchian]

George was great!

[TehPunchface]

Ohhhh My!

[bogglerful]

In an interplanetary war, the planet of the Japanese gay men would easily defeat the planet of the stocky bald Jewish men from Canada.

[Precept53]

Huge Star Trek Fan...however Geroge seems rather bitter and this was just spewing hate not humor.... this could have been better.

[Komodojou]

1:07 who is dat?? Dat cleavage!

[TaterGumfries]

That is so gay.

[madmanmantra]

weird weird weird resentments off the chart.  Grumpy ole' dirty ole bastards are all I see.

[SusElVicioso]

Bill -for the selfish asshole that he'd been- responded like areal Gentleman. Fuck you, George

[AltairBen]

Seven of Nine at 3:39. Damn that rhymed. Had that one timed. Seriously though, I didn't think this was funny at all. Takei seemed very... sincere.

[jasonshure]

Saw Shatner's one man show last night - April 8th 2011 Auckland NZ. He said he was really surprised by how much George Takei seems to hate him. Said this whole 'roast' show was horrible. Said he didn't really even know Takei - hasn't seem him for 40 years.

[Nigelxman1]

@jasonshure You PAID money to see William Shatner live?

[BufordStone]

@jasonshure He did 10 Star Trek movies with him.

[jasonshure]

@BufordStone Indeed. I guess he meant outside of filming those.

[OleVanDole]

Love Mr.Takei!

[scoobyrds]

3:36 Seven laughed ! ;)

[Michaeldair]

Don't ever piss off a queen.

[Geoshi]

Andy puts the dick back into Andy Dick

[MrShinyTan]

He just roasted everyone in that room.

How?

[geronimogv1514]

andy dick is a dick

[oberlerchner123]

haha Shatner's face the whole time

[halcyon0830]

BEST LINE EVER HEARD IN A ROAST :

"FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON"

[abloom1970]

killSwitch 2, huh, the name doesn't sound like a faggot. I guess names can be deceiving. What's even more elusive to me is how some assholes on youtube take a person's comment that had nothing whatsoever to do with them, so personally. Strange how I didn't attack Takei's sexuality on here but did comment on his behavior as a a result of his sexuality. You taking it personal enough to post two, lame name calling sentences just tells me you are somewhere sucking yourself a dick, and have low IQ.

[juffurey]

haha nice to see george takei roasting himself a bit

[PlaymakerSeries]

This dude is hilarious. I didn't know how funny he was.

[Articorse]

I love how Shatner's like "... What the FUCK is going on here?" every time the camera is on him.

[Tigerlily21]

The way he said "Farrah close your legs" was funny as hell. His delivery of the jokes was hilarious!

[ajmf35029]

This guy is awesome! Just think of the awesomeness radiating off the venue if we could get George Takei and Stephen Fry on the same show together!

[KagomeMorino]

Bill looks horified lol watch his face 1:35 to the end lol its great. you have to love takei

[abloom1970]

Why, seriously why does every comment with a negative gay connotation get erased? Many people are natually, and I mean biologically turned off by homosexual behavior. I thought it was funny that Takei made fun of himself, and the fact that he's gay doesn't bother me, however Jeff Ross gave him a gay kiss just to liven up things and halfway through Takei opened his mouth to try get real with him. You can see Jeff recoil and move his face. Many fags are sexual deviants. Takei couldn't restrain.

[KillSwitch2]

@abloom1970

Why do you have to use the term fag? Idiot.

[abloom1970]

@KillSwitch2 Why use the word idiot....Fag! Seriously, that term has been around longer than both of us and yes, it is a biting, Gay Slur chosen by those of us who weren't raised in the gay agenda period. Gay's have to realize that to stop he unfortunate stereotypes, they need to reel in those like Takei who had to display that kind of deviant behavior after an obvious attempt by Ross at humor and acceptance. The use of that word is IMO restricted to those who can't control themselves.

[Joelsef2898]

@abloom1970 Telling jokes that were more than likely not serious in nature at all is displaying deviant behavior now? Guess I can't tell that joke about my grandfather falling off the guard towers at Aushwitz again.

[Joelsef2898]

@abloom1970 Just read your other comment. I guess if Betty White got kissed by Jeff Ross and she tried to give him the tongue, but he backed off, that would make Betty White a deviant? He's on stage being broadcast internationally. He's not going to actually try to take advantage of someone. And you people wonder why you get called homophobes.

[KillSwitch2]

@abloom1970

"Gay agenda"? lol, go watch some more Sean Hannity you jackass.

[jdodd82]

@KillSwitch2 Why do you have to use the term idiot? Fag.

[elijahdavidsmom]

"Fuck you! And the horse you rode in on! Good night. :)"

[MWM1978]

Could you imagine george doing a audio drama or book, he would make millions with that voice lol

[arwah97]

@caocao64 yeah I think she's jeri ryan a.k.a 7 of 9

[jeriesha2011]

lol omg too funny, had me rolling over here

[ThatguyNice]

Mr. Sulu killed!

[maxonfire67]

oh my

[drinkspecials]

I love GEorge. He's awesome on Howard Stern. What a good sport and an educator as well.

[bagettistudios]

Oh, god. That made me cry...and have a new respect for him.

[caocao64]

any one else notice 7 of 9 at 3:38 ?

[PsuedoNam]

@icewatercube You're such a fucking cool kid, aren't you?

Everybody loves Sulu, you dumb shit. Since when was he resentful of Shatner?

Your ignorance makes me weep to be human.

[BenLaeli]

i swear this was one of the best roasts so far.

[wootlanter]

Fucking hilarious!

[Dragblacker]

Is it just me, or is something about this roast a little tasteless? The celebrities in the Dean Martin roasts seem to genuinely enjoy themselves. Here Bill, Jason and Farrah don't seem very comfortable with Takei's jokes. Nichelle Nichols seems the only one sincerely having fun.

[KillSwitch2]

@Dragblacker

Then you don't know what a roast is. It's a ROAST, not an ass-kissing Honours Ceremony.

[Dragblacker]

@KillSwitch2 I know what a roast is. But this seemed a bit low class even for a roast. To my knowledge you never heard the celebrities on the Martin roasts descend to vulgarities.

[narutoavatar100]

wtf

[RyanJ504]

Shatner's face at 3:59 LAWL

[MrSkaFool]

Takei! You did it again!!! Well done boyo!

[heckonwheels1]

How many drinks did George have that night?

[Clackergille]

this was really funny, gotta love takei

[tghk3]

i dont care what anyone else has to say about it. fags just dont seem or look right. at all. tell me one normal person who watched this video saw that kiss and didn't think something about that picture just wasnt right! people for gay rights act as if they have simpathy for the homos but really your just putting up with them in a kind way. anyone straight, i garuntee you,does not truly feel being gay is right.

[fallslikeicarus]

@tghk3 Try to show your assholery a bit more, I don't think it's coming through quite enough. Also: what *are* your thoughts on yaoi?

[tghk3]

@fallslikeicarus i had to lookup what yaoi was. and japanese woman-oriented books about gay love, is very very wrong and sick. any kind of porn is just wrong

[fallslikeicarus]

@tghk3 that's good, dearest douchebag. Tell us more!

[Joelsef2898]

@tghk3 Prude

[lordpoee]

OMG I think George Takei may have just released the most EPIC burns at a roast ever!

[summer20105707]

@lordpoee

Understatement of the century. LOL I do hope that he and Shatner finally made up though.

[smokemesalmon]

George Takei is now officially a god, it is decided.

[alucard1931]

@smokemesalmon Imagine him narrating the Bible, that would be epic. Hell, him narrating ANYTHING would be epic.

[KajexFiredrake]

This is the greatest moment in Star Trek.

And it's not even Star Trek.

[Wolfrunner326]

George Takei! YOU DA MAN!

[instereovideos]

The look on Shatner's face the entire time is the best thing I've ever seen.

[PandaLove90210]

@instereovideos he's probably thinking "omg why is this gay guy roasting me?"

[XXtaytay4everXX]

"Bill is a generous actor; he gave Michelle Nichols herpes."

[Shikazaku]

every time this man talks i jump up and down like a giddy school girl.

[loxj]

George has vagina envy!

[durkadrumbeatdown]

FUCKIN SLAYER!!! now its not as gay lol

[chessdawgz]

"Look at all the talent in this room tonight: Farrah Fawcett, Betty White, Lisa Lampanelli. It smells like pussy in here..."

"I think..."

LMAO!

[grafikbude]

ohh that i don´t know...... is that right?...my english ist ...baddddddd

also nochmal auf deutsch ^^ also ich wusste nicht das er schwul ist...aber find ich lustig ^^

[grafikbude]

is he gay?...

[GibsonPride]

@grafikbude Yes.

[CaptKujata]

@grafikbude Wooooow how did you NOT know that? XD LOL

[JarvisComics]

XD Gotta love Takei! <3

[MrMostevilgenius]

Mr. Sulu is taking her to warp 9 here! Damn, he's good!

[CJMStarlight1992]

3:37 Is THAT Jeri Ryan aka Seven of Nine???

[xbox360ghost]

@CJMStarlight1992

3:38 YES IT IS

[norien123]

Bit of a dickhead.

[capitalmindz]

Wow.......something that a Star Trek fan should never be subjected to. LMFAO

[aspirex1301]

"and a great job last night too." hahahaha!!!

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

Andy... tone it down a little?

[TheColombianOne]

funniest roast I've seen in a while. Holy shit man

[Kurohadol]

George Takei vs. Jersey Shore, i would lol so hard at him owning errbody.

[2ndhandsoul]

Splendid.

[painkiller1968]

Course Takei shows so he can get a paycheck. Heck they all showed up to get a paycheck.

[ywillburn]

and you want them in the military?????

[Dragon27488]

lol bloody funny bugga

[gostars3000]

The following people need to be Roasted:

Pauly Shore

Martin Lawrence

Arnold Schwarzeneggar

Dennis Miller

Hulk Hogan

Adam Sandler

Sylvester Stallone

Eddie Murphy

[rammsteinregeln]

@gostars3000 How about a roast of Chuck Norris...? The Chuck Norris Jokes 1-liners alone would be epic. Just sprinkle some Walker Texas Ranger clips in there and you have easily a 4-hour show

[rickyphoenix]

@rammsteinregeln His response at the end of the roast....he'd roundhouse kick everybody straight to hell for making fun of him all night. It would still make for good TV.

[PsuedoNam]

@gostars3000 I agree on Schwarzeneggar, Hogan, Murphy, Lawrence and Stallone.

[spoonmonkey14]

LMAO!

[SolidSnake032486]

Do you have to be heterosexual to be badass? Guess not.

[rawrzez]

I have never, ever had a childhood hero before, but I'm not an adult yet, so I guess Geogre Takei becoming my childhood hero at 14 is good enough.

This man makes me laugh like no one else can. He gives me hope about the future for gays. And makes me hope that if I can become as hilarious and charming at him, that I can totally get a cute girlfriend. XD

[iosa457]

@rawrzez Don't think he's that big with the ladies

[YourFaceWillDie396]

@rawrzez I'm 15, and I commend you for:

1. getting one of the highest-rated comments at such a young age

2. your sophisticated language in typing (not many people, no matter the age, care to look dignified online)

3. and your actual comment, which matches its style mentioned above.

[KillSwitch2]

@rawrzez

Er, yeah. Whatever bro.

[SealandDoesNotExist]

@KillSwitch2 What an intelligent response.

[shonishon8]

@rawrzez i am a chick and i liked this

[LiquidPandles]

@rawrzez Wait. You're gonna get a cute girlfriend by being a hilarious gay guy? lol

[PureMadness]

God sounds like George Takei.

[C0NQUISTADoR]

that's a roast with a blow torch!

[lucirz]

lol good job last night lol

[MatrixMasta2009]

9 people are bills

[Jackalofdeath]

its acting people they are reading lines, they get paid to be there

[TheDevil21]

George Takei, can he be any more awesome? I really don't think so!

[NigerianRocker]

Andy dick makes me cringe a lot.....His not funny he tries to hard....

[CarpeDiemBaby7891]

3:34-3:37 - the Shat`s face like a 'WTF???.." ))

[IshDat1KiD]

They all got destroyyeeedd haha.

[GmanGregilla]

George Takei FT absolute W.

[banger1454]

omg his intro music was "keep it gay" from the producers.

[ART1975CZ]

Wonder what Bones would say ! LOL

[Svoboda1993]

George? I fucking LOVE you.

[tsparkinson]

SULU!!!!!!

[Exarian]

"your acing is the only thing that makes me wanna gag"

me: well that's not even witty, it's just mean spir-- OH MY GOD I GET IT NOW!

[ratter88]

That guy is such a mean, despicable, awesome little person.

He kicks ass....

[tianlonglong]

anyone know ferrow's first name? 

[6t4eldo]

fake ass hug at the end!

[CharlieBarbarossa]

Legendaty roast!

But this video seems to be missing the best joke: "I've met Andy many times before, but this is the first time I've seen the front of his head".

[AriesTRam]

@CharlieBarbarossa You're right. Several gags are missing, which is too bad, as the Andy Dick stuff is pretty funny.

[KonChul]

Omg.... That was something extra.

[truthforrealtruth]

hilariouss thanks a lot for posting this.

[goddamnfaggots]

pretty much breaks every asian stereotype out there

[raidacaipo]

George "THE GAY"

[Dehzee]

George is funny as hell but what a total asshole!

[CanadienDestroyer]

@Dehzee It's a Roast. The people speaking are supposed to be assholes but it's all in good fun.

[Dehzee]

@CanadienDestroyer George has for years, in many ways, mostly cruel, made it clear he pretty much hates Bill Shatner.

[SweetZombiJesus]

@CanadienDestroyer Takei has not hidden his disdain for Shatner for quite a while now.

[syuvial]

Ladies and gentlemen, George Motherfucking Takei.

[imacanoli897]

@icewatercube

I do. He has some of the best one liners, as well as DeForest Kelly.

[6711dylan]

I like Takei on Command&Conquer3 Red Alert.The Japenese faction rocks(especially the women)

[texabyte]

1:13 - 1:25 is the most epic joke ever!

[OshidaYaguchi]

hilarious!

[itpwnstobeme]

what's that epic song at the end of this vid?!?

[swimrdude543]

hahahahaha



[MrThumbsup]

Like I've said before: George Takei is a fucking pimp.

[QUEENSTINA]

Jeff Ross got tongue fucked!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! 

[tjstevens74]

George fucked everyone up, especially Shatner... that was priceless. ;]

[ThePauseMenu]

Shatner cant make another face lol

[TheBeefsister]

At the people complaining about the vulgerness...

It's a ROAST you pussys. It's supposed to be mean and crude. George was a lot nicer than most the other roasters.

[Redknight345]

Actor? he should have become a comedian.

[Ccrazyfella]

ANDY tone it down a little. LOL Captian Sulu hehee

[Krazywoot]

THAT ROCKED"!

[judecreek2]

and the horse you rode in on....

[PeterFormaini]

"Great job LAST NIGHT, too!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[Restayvien]

I've seen funny roasts before, but this is just tasteless.

[aphotdog95]

WTF!

[tmc359]

Oh, take it easy with the "oh no! Me poor ears are hurt with the crude language!". Comon, it's a ROAST... on top of that a known frisson that is widely publicized has lasted for DECADES between these two. It's not much of a surprise folks.

[Andrewnetwork]

Rost of William shatner

[themooddisorders]

Shatner was stunned!

[AlienRelics]

I can't watch Comedy Central's roasts... they just seem so mean spirited.

I'm speaking in general, of course. I thought Mr Takei went easy on Mr Shatner.

[YourW0rstEnemy]

LOL Shatner looks constipated

[QuartuvLarry]

LOL @ Bill's expression at 3:34