Futurama - Dr. Zoidberg is Useful

[farthaha123]

we were watching a movie in class and there was a black out at my school in the 9th grade and my teacher ask anyone if they had a flashlight then out of nowhere a kid pops up with one turns it on and say hooray im useful im having a wonderful time......i didnt know him then now he is my college roomate and best friend

[EpicJulie]

I like how his claws click

[sharinganqueen]

Everything's coming up Zoidberg! :P

[MrDizer10]

Zoidberg is credit to team.

[GiantPetRat]

Oh, this is one of my all time favorite moments! So glad it's on here.

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

lol at Hermes reaction

[WizardOfDuh]

(Y)(;,,;)(Y) Hooray, I'm useful!

[1234lavaking]

Need a can opener? Why not Zoidberg?



[GameMasterUmbrax]

Hey now friend....Why not ZoidBerg?

[KoolKid6500]

AWWW....OF COURSE ZOIDBERG IS USEFUL!

[lllllillllllllillll]

hurray! LMAO xD

[MrEriklenn]

Zoidberg = Forever Alone

[MrImdgreatest]

a girl sitting next to me in class dropped her pencil.

i picked it up for her, gave it to her, and said "hooray! i'm useful! i'm having a wonderful time!"

[HappyIsFleeting]

@MrImdgreatest You are not Zoidberg. You have no right to say that!

[Koenstuurwold0]

He is as usefull has the dick of a pope

[hazzainius]

(V)(*,,,,*)(V)

[OBeymydreamz]

@hazzainius u forgot the: woop woop woop woop!

[firecracker999999]

need someone to resolve the arguments in the comment section of this video? why not zoidberg?

[ZayleSeven]

You threw the first stone; it just wasn't at me, so I got a sneak attack for 3X damage.

Seriously, though. If you think you're "better" than me, then I seriously doubt if you're over 18. If you are, then, well, that's sad.

[ShadeUsher]

@ZayleSeven @LiveUnited28 Your both idiots. Now shut up about it.

[GamerThreeThousand]

Need a new can opener?

Why not Zoidberg?

[Ioganstone]

oh exploitable

[USAFFuturePilot]

(|/) (;,;) (\|)

[traptin58]

this is me when I get a kill in Halo Reach

[solitarydot]

Need someone useful? Why not Zoidberg?

[Dablkin1]

@solitarydot because he is zoidberg...

[pingshiyu]

@solitarydot more like need someTHING

[solitarydotsuckscock]

@solitarydot Even better a cock in solitarydots mouth, cuz that's very useful.

[Nixom1334]

no one is as useless as Snooki or Octomom

[m5st3rk03n13]

I am also having a wonderfull time xD

[mariomaniac321]

Need help opening your can?

Why not Zoidberg?

[Seaction8]

(V)(;,,;)(V)

[vijay20]

zoiby is the best.

[Glutenovsky]

HOORAY!

[Zyenios]

what did you do with 0:10?!

[coolmountains25]

HAhahhaha cool this is awesome!

[extremesowhat]

who sounds like that during sex?

[Not5id]

Keep tapping 5 and it looks pretty disturbing xD

[ExpressiveBeats]

@Not5id not really

[burnacle]

It is funny because Zoidberg is sweating from his shoulders instead of his under arms.

[blueblob4]

@burnacle

hahaha yeah I never noticed that before…

[cpChamp469]

Need someone useful?

Why not Zoidberg?

[arttu9]

new episode is comming today

[AlanHaskayne]

Wow he is a doctor and thats how he helps

[shittyfagg]

@AlanHaskayne stop commenting on every futurama video you watch, sir.

[longliveMJ2552]

i have seen every episode i started waching this when i was 5 lol

[Cliffjumper456]

i saw this episode today

[Boristhewowmaster]

@Cliffjumper456 /careface

[BlackandBlueMage]

Amy: O RLY?

[dergrosseomg]

he is not useful, he is inkful !

[kornmasterdan]

You are useful zoidberg. Your antics and one-liners open smiles to millions of closed faces.

[qwame100]

illl hate to get a handjob from zoidburg

[itaye666]

@qwame100 how about a blowjob then?

[death153278]

@itaye666 Wow that sounds exotic.

[JamaicanMan18]

did anyone noticed zoidbergs armpit sweat was on the top not the bottom....?

[50033836]

@JamaicanMan18 He's not human, y'know.

[MiguelMooshGalvez]

thats funny

[missvideogamelover]

@lscolls12 Btw he's a crustacean but he's probably related to a crab/lobster.

[mahrocks235]

WHAT zoidberg is usefull!!!!!! IMPOSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

[missvideogamelover]

@mahrocks235 He does make a good can-opener

[jonnycashman100]

Amy is HOT!!!!!

[keithbu]

i said this after having sex once, made her laugh

[CaptainObvious0000]

pincers up if you think that dr. zoidberg is both smart and good looking

[Klunk234]

@CaptainObvious0000 Pincers?! They're claws!

[SwellPeregrine]

@Klunk234 They're pincers...

[smashinvideoplayer]

Zoidberg is the best

[jaw1024]

his face hurts from smiling

[Aceofdrumandbass]

FINALY ZOIDBURG WINS!!

[GamerChikUltra]

I hated Zoidberg when I first started watching the series, but now he's my favourite. x)

[missvideogamelover]

@GamerChikUltra Bender is my favorite

[Decklanx]

Just like when they needed something cut so they went to Zoidberg since he had the scissors

[Sakkura1]

1 person isn't useful.

[MrImdgreatest]

No you're not.

[hellfire911911]

The look on Amy's face.

Ye

[Agakroete45]

cute zoidberg XD

[SmashLiXs]

"shut up & cut more cans"

"but i'm useful"

"correction, we're using you"

[Zaphodraptor]

What episode was this?

[1Slipknotsucks]

@XDTails

No it's not, fucktard. It's from a mother's day episode.

[XDTails]

@1Slipknotsucks I'm not the one who's talking.

[1Slipknotsucks]

@XDTails

LOL comment removed. GG kid.

[BonominHabbo]

Hmm ... Hmm For once ... yeah ... he's useful

[indoorin]

I loved the mothers day episode, unfortunately zoidberg sadly lost to communist card :(

[missvideogamelover]

I hate to break it to you Zoidberg your not useful......well for killing people : D

[Amar7605]

"Outsiders!"

"Defend the fire!"

[LiveUnited28]

0:01 to 0:04 close your eyes and listen

[Shadowgirlfany]

@LiveUnited28 xD

[zerik12]

@LiveUnited28 Rule 34# is everyware

[ShadowAssassin887]

@LiveUnited28 It still sounds wrong the other 7 seconds

[GhanemFamily]

@ShadowAssassin887

hahaa!!! thumbs up!! it does sound wrong the other 7 seconds xD

[MrAwesome8617]

@ShadowAssassin887 Need a hanjob? Why not Zoidberg?

[ShadowAssassin887]

@MrAwesome8617 That would hurt.

[gredangeo]

@MrAwesome8617 challenge accepted

[SuperDubstepJunkie]

@MrAwesome8617 AHAHAHAH!

[Nixom1334]

@LiveUnited28 I can't tell where 0:04 ends with my eyes closed :(

[Dissruptance]

@LiveUnited28

Why stop at 0:04?

[steveOo0o]

@LiveUnited28 The true comment of a virgin.

[LiveUnited28]

@steveOo0o im a fucking 14 year old. You? The true comment of a 30 year old thats done nothing with his life commenting on my comment. I posted this when i was 13, too, it was 8 months ago.

[steveOo0o]

@LiveUnited28 So I was right then. You are a virgin. You lied about your age to make a youtube account. You really a retard kid. hahah

[LiveUnited28]

@steveOo0o The fuck is wrong with you, again, im FOURTEEN.

[steveOo0o]

@LiveUnited28 Then get the fuck off youtube kid. You shouldn't even be on here. 

[ZayleSeven]

@steveOo0o Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're a moron. You insulted a random person on the Internet by calling him a virgin. That's just stupid. And the minimum age to create a Youtube account is 13, anyway. Why would it be any higher?

[ZayleSeven]

@steveOo0o Uh...Why? Does your having been on Youtube longer somehow make you a better person than I am? Does your willingness to insult people on the Internet where there are no consequences for doing so make you more of a "man", or something?

Moron.

[steveOo0o]

@ZayleSeven Umm you insulted me first. So I insulted you back. And you see me as "better than you" hahaha. Yep that's true. I win again.

[DemonioPenguino]

@steveOo0o The true comment of an idiot.

[steveOo0o]

@DemonioPenguino Forever alone kid. :'(

[DemonioPenguino]

@steveOo0o Nope.

[steveOo0o]

@DemonioPenguino Be my friend :D

[DemonioPenguino]

@steveOo0o Nope.

[steveOo0o]

@DemonioPenguino Come on you seem retarded I feel sorry for you :/

[DemonioPenguino]

@steveOo0o

Nope.

[steveOo0o]

@DemonioPenguino Nope.

[DemonioPenguino]

@steveOo0o Eeyup.

[Kimiomega]

what's this episode?

[missvideogamelover]

@Kimiomega Mother's day

[Kimiomega]

@missvideogamelover thankd

[missvideogamelover]

@Kimiomega no problem

[rion2392]

Leela bring fire?

[chloefr]

@rion2392 No, we're set for fire thanks

[ZZgS]

haha did anyone else notice amy's random face at the end of this vid? XD

[sergeantfan]

I'm having a wonderful time watching Zoidberg having a wonderful time :)

[supermegasonic]

@sergeantfan yo i heard u like to have a wonderful time, so i made u useful while ur being useful so u can have a wonderful time while having a wonderful time.

amidoingitrite?

[rockdup99]

@sergeantfan I guess you're also feeling useful, right :D ?

[cj24241]

Yay I'm useful I'm having a wonderful time!! Lol

[2damaxwell]

They couldve used bender as a can opener

[MasterExploder61]

@2damaxwell You're clearly not a fan of the show, because this was the episode where all of the machines rebelled against society, including Bender.

[2damaxwell]

@MasterExploder61 sry didn't know

[BlueUmbrellaCorp]

One time in school someone asked for a pencil i gave them one and i yelled " HOORAY im being useful! Im having a WONDERFUL time!!!"

[THETAILSDOLLISREAL]

@BlueUmbrellaCorp XD and what was everyone's reactions??

[BlueUmbrellaCorp]

@THETAILSDOLLISREAL Everyone Laughed



[THETAILSDOLLISREAL]

@BlueUmbrellaCorp i dont blame them XD

[akahina666]

@BlueUmbrellaCorp lol did u do it ina zoidberg voice?

[BlueUmbrellaCorp]

@akahina666 No

[kissacutie91]

uh huh huh (sniffle) i'm hungry

[kitkat9110]

hooray!!! lol

[girfan145]

lol to view are 123

[Fanatic4500]

@4ppelkrumelgebak Futurama is also one of the most cancelled shows ever. Whats that say about people these days? (I love Futurama, btw. Best show ever)

[SmashLiXs]

@Fanatic4500 same with family guy, but futurama took longer to come back

[anikinippon]

@4ppelkrumelgebak Scruffy the Janitor: "Second"

[Mrguy891]

@4ppelkrumelgebak You had to drag thumbs into this *sobs*

[4ppelkrumelgebak]

@Mrguy891 Ow well, it's not like I do it every day :D Thumbs up if you agree with me :D