60 Seconds with vdistaulo #1: Strangers who read your texts

[lastmondaypast1]

come on. just because a guy smells like garbage doesn't mean he's a bad guy.

PS. don't text in public. actually don't do anything you don't want people to see in public. Makes sense.

[Zrobins7]

10000 of your subscribers only like you for your tits :T

[GuyWithBluePoop]

Take off your clothes and they won't look at your cellphone anymore

[tolerateu]

WE READ THEM CAUSE WE'RE BORED

...yep

[TheSuperRunner]

You should have typed "Stop reading my messages, stranger."

[BlackFlame619]

*texting a friend* So yeah, I totally have a crush on vdistaulo.

Guy behind me: I'm going to fight you for her.

Me: GTFO.

THANKS A LOT VANESSA. THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

[LethalLemonLime]

@lookiss3

She can come out w/ a video whenever she feels like it. It's her youtube.

[Redniposaurus]

You my friend, have talent going to waste by not making enough videos.

[kingkyler10]

60 seconds isnt enough!!

[AlGurab]

Maybe you don't do it because you aren't tall enough to have their texts in your direct line of site whilst zoning out...

[0Crumbum0]

It's even worse when someone asks to see your phone and goes straight in to read your old texts. WHY ? WHY IS SAY ?!

[LethalLemonLime]

@0Crumbum0

that pisses me off.

[0Crumbum0]

@LethalLemonLime damnit..nothing worse than misspelling in caps... :S

[LethalLemonLime]

@0Crumbum0

lol yeah, I didn't get that last part of your comment.

[Jp8636]

WHO ARE YOU? WHO IS THE GIRL IN THIS VIDEO?!?!?!?!

[maariahproductionz]

next time just write in your text "and there's the creepy asshole reading this message right now." and he'll piss off ;)

[Winky395]

If I saw someone like you in real life I'd be interested

in everything about you but I've learned hwo to be non-intrusive

about it ;)

[MsEmwee]

amen, sistah friend.

No joke, I was riding the train and was texting back and forth with a friend about where we should go for dinner, and the man next to me started chiming in with restaurant suggestions.

SO CREEPY!

[LethalLemonLime]

@MsEmwee

lmao, really? that is creepy!

[Yo0Yo0Man]

Holy crap it has been such along time!

[dnonr]

Cool!! You are so cute.

[Winky395]

@dnonr

yeah cute doesn't cut it I'm going with gorgeous on this one

a show of hands how many knew that quirky lil girl

would turn out like this :-o

[MalcomTV2]

You're gorgeous :)

[RachelReptar]

next time someone does that (if you're on the bus) text someone and be like "Yeah man, the bombs are right under this compartment, I just have to jump off before the bus explodes so i don't die too."

[vdistaulo]

@lookiss3 why so hostile, friendo

[lookiss3]

@vdistaulo Haha I'm just kidding, ily <3

[SweetSacrafice13]

Haha awesome!

[Checkyourface]

Shouldve hijacked the bus, just to spite them

[justforkicksmichelle]

I'd just like to say that this is sixty-five seconds long. Okay thanks.

[vdistaulo]

@justforkicksmichelle it's only sixty five seconds if you count the slug at the beginning and end.

[barrijitos]

thats when you start typing "hey stupid stop reading this. really your still reading. if you dont stop im gonna turn around and punch you in the face." works every time

[kevinbr100]

try a jenna marbles face :). more than likely that person finds you attractive, if its a guy more than likely hes collecting info, ru txting a guy/bf etc, if its a girl, she wants to kno how to be u. the downfalls of riding public transportation and being attractive :). btw ive never done that, never ride public transportation, dont get crammed in with people very often, and if some girl was reading my txts, id be glad someone was paying attention to me :)

[heheheyep]

But beat out the competition!

[aiaek]

they just have nothing to do :P

[rinaruls13]

lol

[TheBoomTube]

this is more than 60 seconds >:3

ALSO HI VANESSA YOU'RE AWESOME AND *hug* :D

[NuttyxNamie]

@TheBoomTube if you dont include the intro and outro, its 60 seconds. :)

[huguenot89]

solution: type a ridiculously raunchy/awkward/oversexualized­ or embarrassing message, send it to yourself unless you want to explain what your doing to the person you're already texting. then just enjoy screwing with the person reading your texts

[sinther90]

i have had this happen many times to meh its just ughhhh >.< thats why imma type "stop creeping on you me you perve!" in the text so they know that i see them reading x)

[HoLLiStEr551997]

preach it.

:D