WKUK - John Wilkes Booth

[screechyyy7374]

darren is awesome in this one :PPP

[MyRockboy123]

"You got the balls!"

[MyRockboy123]

"You do got the balls!"

[TheR3DB3AR]

watching this after the civil war on drugs makes it even funnier...

[kaptinkrunch47]

Why do they have a phone book?

[Drak8492]

NOW YA FUCKED UP,NOW YA FUCKED UP,NOW YA FUCKED UP,NOW YA FUCKED UP,NOW YA FUCKED UP,NOW YA FUCKED UP, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW! NOW YA FUCKED UP!

[BaiIeyandLindsey]

I'm confused...I thought he hammered him in the butt?

[PnDProject]

I walked out of the theater and then came back in!

[isnormalityareality]

I love how this is suppose to take place in the 1860s but JWB uses a phone book to assault Lincoln.

[nware90]

Ended

[nware90]

Yup that's how it happ

[countvlad13]

So that's how Abraham died

[DontDenyYouFail]

wtf why didnt his hat fall off the first time he got hit o.o

[nicknbkreed]

*where

[nicknbkreed]

@Downyourtube so..........were are they buried?

[TheGameGuru1000]

Back then wouldn't a phone book only be like 10 pages long?

[TheOtogi]

That was the worst time I've ever been in a theater

[JesterofRejection]

Now ya Fucked Up

[HittDude]

at 0:25 you can listen in the background and hear Timmy say "The vampire army has taken the city" just like in the other Abe Lincoln video lololol

[poontang3zizo]

so this is what really happened huh...

[surfurman123]

March your ass out of the theater!

Im gonna march out of the theater and come back and shoot this guy in the head with a gun!

YOU DONT GOT THE BALLS!

best part

[bossman983]

Now that guys wearing my hat!!!!! roflcopter

[MrAlfalfa89]

He should have used the NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­LLL!GUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!

[mplsmn1975]

"I don't even know why I tell you anything, Abe! Y'know you'd forget your own butthole if it wasn't glued to the back of your balls." Priceless. I'm so using that on my fiance who can't even remember to bring his own luggage to the airport. (this actually happened)

[Kelgeron]

i think its jersey

[MasturShake14]

"My raps will blow your mind like the verbal john wilkes booth..."

-Chuck Norris, Epic Rap Battles of History 3.

[Sinyeta]

I thought he got hammered in the ass to death?

[RealKengeki]

0:43 seriously scared the fucking shit out of me

[MrBrent123t]

Interesting but boring side note: The United States almost did go to war with Britain in 1863.

[MetaPheonix7]

This is probably how the whole thing went down.

[tatortotluver]

The security responses were the best ASSHOLE.  DOUCHE BAG. YOU DON'T GOT THE BALLS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE THEATER

[TheHiredAgent]

I always knew princess leah was cheating on abe for luke

[TheSwitchfoot121]

congratulations everyone, u have all won the civil war! Sic semper tyranus!

[vjn15]

why does timmy look SO much like a girl?



[245darkstar]

what did he say? 6 tentical tyranis?

[MrCallofthemastodon]

@245darkstar SIC SEMPER TYRANUS! It's what JWB said before he killed lincoln.

[Nosverato28]

@MrCallofthemastodon afterward



[randomairsoft4]

This is my favorite one by them

[jskaggsrulez]

Huh i didnt know they had shades back then.

[gingersourus56]

sic semper tyraness bitches

[PLATYDUDE]

Anyone notice they never got the drinks ??lol

[iheartvikings2012]

I like plays (:

[Hoboinaboxdestroyer]

@iheartvikings2012

I know you do.

[ELOSSLABEAR]

what happened to Abe's Diet Soda?

[hobobeastandpwnzor]

Lmao

[Lazarus142]

YOU DON'T GOT DA BALLS! Best part of the whole thing. 

[Rdawg0611]

sic semper tyrannus= madow of virginia



[birdkiller776]

GET OUTA DA THEATA!

[DiggyDougSauce94]

That security guard is hilarious!!! Lol I think he's suppose to be Italian....DOOOSHBAG!!! YOU DON'T GOT DA BALLS!!

[jerfleck1991]

lmao the war was good as far as they go. lmao that was the bloodiest most awful war more men died in 3 hours then on the beaches on normandy

[chanclas30]

I dont think they made sunglasses back then. Haha

[rustyknutz69]

Sik simper tyrannus!! (that means "thus to tyrants" and is sometimes translated "death to tyrants")

[TheWeezyfanforlife]

i got out of the theater then i came back in

[505AG]

did u guys notice that abe never got the drinks he ordered

[Hail2TheGun]

EAT SHOE TYRANT

[DontDenyYouFail]

ass hole! ............DOUCHE BAG!

[GunsRosesMAN]

Just to let u guys know not trying to wreck the fun but coke was founded in 1892 so barely in the 1800's

[drtymikentaboyz]

@GunsRosesMAN you are a fag dont take shit soo serious ur a 40- year oold virgin living in ur mommas bathroom watching cartoon and eating cheetos in ur underwear.

you big blue whale penisface!!!!!!!

[505AG]

did u guys notice that abe never got the drinks he ordered

[505AG]

did u guys notice that abe never got the drinks he ordered

[fixerliam]

who hits someone with a phone book, and what the hell did he say?

[WarGamerHistorian]

I thought Abe was killed from being hammered in the ass...

[Tuslawguy12]

@fg9476 Since when do you hav to ruin the fun?

[fg7496]

Since when was coke around in the 1800's

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@fg7496 Coke was made in the 1800's bro.

[nepal0xplorer]

this was dumb until the last 15 seconds

[foucker2]

YOU DONT GOT DA BALLLLLSS

[randompotatos]

hahaha "well, ya still got the beard"

[heykaey]

You can tell Darren is enjoying playing the tough guy for a change. xD

[panicislove10512]

UP AND DOWN, PEAKS AND VALLEYS!!

[mixedpersonalitydude]

"I'm sorry about that Mr.President, everything okay?"

"My head hurts." :(

"Alright, well enjoy the show okay? Let me knoe if you need anything."

Like his head hurting wasn't that big of a deal :P

[ferb124]

"YOU DON'T GOT THE BALLS!!"

[porkator420]

UGH!!! DOUCHE BAG!!

[pringle51]

my fav part as to be when he beats him with the shoe because it was huge lol thats what she said!!!!!!!!!!

[exedra1013]

I'd never known they had sunglasses back then

[jemil123456789]

he came with a hammer instead

[MilesRaGu]

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE THEATA!

[czblackbelt]

did the guy who shot lincoln actually say sic semper tyrannis and if so what does that mean

[KingdomBockius]

@czblackbelt Yes he actually said it, and it means "Thus always to Tyrants'.

[czblackbelt]

@KingdomBockius Thanks

[TheWeezyfanforlife]

@KingdomBockius acutally it means to death to tyrants if thats what u were sayin

[osu5inarow]

Apparently he had the balls to do it

[bbygurl27XoXo]

I got out of the theater and then I came back in next time I'm gonna bring a gun and shoot this guy

[XGUNJAMMERX]

Lol did anyone else see the money in his hat?

[505AG]

Thats some bad security

[ddashalah]

lol if u listen, you can hear them doing hamlet from the first one :D

[ZTM420]

why did they do another Lincoln assassination skit?

[iloveemilyc]

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE THEATRE!"

[laurenkiki]

i didnt know that phone books existed when abe was president and that he had the secret service and one of the members were from brooklyn :o thts astonishing!

[dannysmodernlife]

"hey is this ture?!" ".... why dont you stay outta it..." "what'd you say tah me?!" "...nothin..." "GET OUTTA THA THEATUH!" *intimidating lunge*

[2007mirraco]

OMG IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH EVER

[2007mirraco]

OMG IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH EVER

[ResidenceOfEvil]

I told you last year!

[DM4717]

Oh i almost forgot Obama, congratulations on effectively ending the Iraq occupancy...

[zenkalia]

i have a cold. i just said to my friend "I GOT OUT OF BED THEN I GOT BACK INTO BED." and had to re-watch this sketch.

[BuffaloTPU]

YOU DONT GOT THE BALLLLSS!!!

[lifebayne]

they had sunglasses back then?

[BladeKun52]

Oranges really hurt!

......You're an apple!

[skaterwat]

lol the guard is obviously from the jersey shore

[ResidenceOfEvil]

@skaterwat That's a New York accent.

[bombboi22]

0:42 will appear in my nightmares.

[SetsunaTheAngel]

@DragonTycoon

This is the north's version,You are talking about the South's version.

LOL

[dabom12898]

SIX SEMPER TYRANIS!!

[21Sig]

@dabom12898 sic semper tyrannis

[dannysr242]

YOU DONT GOT DA BALLS!

[CurtisDoverY0]

@dannysr242 ahhhhhhh NUTS TO YOU!

[CurtisDoverY0]

when she started telling abe to be quiet all i could think was,

LISTEN TO THE WOMAN ABE! CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN

[jewelsackbandaid]

@CurtisDoverY0 john not abe

[CurtisDoverY0]

@jewelsackbandaid i said abe because JOHN is not in THIS sketch. he's in the other. however they deal with the same subject matter. i changed the name to cater to this sketch while referencing the other sketch. get it? I said LISTEN TO THE WOMEN ABE because in the other sketch JOHNs woman was telling him to be quiet, however in this sketch ABES woman was telling HIM to be quiet.

[ilikepie779]

16 People DONT HAVE THE BALLS! to hit the like button.

[arlais333]

Lol sic sempr tyranus

[cull38464]

YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS lol i love how Darren sounds and how he motions to BALLS

[CurtisDoverY0]

Darren makes this skit lol

[whilwheaton]

...why dont you stay out of it



[arlais333]

Hahahalol

[LaLakers2417]

@DragonTycoon Thats the sketch called abe lincoln, they are two different sketches

[highlander5523]

what does sic semper tyrannis mean?

[newyorkfigs]

@highlander5523 it means "a death to tyrants" in latin and was shouted by the men who stabbed Ceaser some belie that theres a brotherhood that assasinates leaders who they believe to be unjust tyrants thats been around for thousands of years but yeah john wilks booth claimed to have done it out of spite if u wanna see a similar skit check out "wkuk its illegal to say"

[highlander5523]

@newyorkfigs

i looked it up yesterday and it mean "thus always to tyrants" its often mistranslated as "death to tyrants" or "down with the tyrant", and it's shouted out by marcus, junius, and brutus, and by john wilkes booth...... but now that i get it, it makes this A LOT more funny

[OliverHElkus]

@highlander5523 thus always to tyrants. It's what John Wilkes Booth said before assassinating Abe Lincoln.

[dangerjim67]

You don't got the balls!

[a10fjet]

Ups and downs, peaks and valleys, emotional rollercoaster, my boyfriend only talks to me for half an hour

[1992jtw]

But I always wanna wear that hat now!

The hat is my thing.

Now that guys wearin my hat!

[Jordietown]

EAT SHOE TYRANT!

[Hermit574]

UPS AND DOWNS, PEAKS AND VALLEYS

[twarren8178]

the secret service guy looks so modern with sun glasses

[Ewoktyler]

@DragonTycoon That's a different sketch completely.

[boovampy]

0:42 NINJA!!!

[greenpacker44]

bahahaha "jeez, douchbag"

[slammburger69]

i didnt know lincolns wife was princess leia

[HaxxorsProduction]

Sic semper tyrannis = Thus always to tyrants

[LunarDom72]

You can hear The Hamlet Scene From the other Abe Lincoln video in the background if u listen closely you here Timmy saying SHHHIIII++++++

[rollerpoid]

GET THU FUCK OUTAH THE THEATRE

[thedepartedsoul11]

@DragonTycoon this is the way the historians re wrote it

[CodyT625]

Jeese! Douchebag! XD

[FatnWild]

Coke was around back then?

[DasFuhrerinagstring]

@FatnWild It's been around since the late 1800's so maybe

[justjust908]

i love darren's accent

[SenyorFancyPants]

a truly elite assassin must always strike with a phone book before he makes his next move

[LunarDom72]

U DONT GOT THE BALLS!!!!!! 0_0

[Liana10091989]

LOL! Guido security guards in the 1800s!

[kylemerritt355]

what does sic semper tyrannis mean?

[Alandil101]

@kylemerritt355 Thus always to tyrants.

[Chaosblade777]

@kylemerritt355 "Thus always to tyrants" or "Thus death to tyrants", Booth actually did say it before he assassinated Lincoln.

[gooooo2694]

YOU DONT GOT THE BALLS!!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE THEATER!!! lol too funny

[6Holly6Roller6]

@stiffmeister217 r u a fucking retard?

[valeriyc2]

Lol why does lincoln's wife look like princess leia?

[stiffmeister217]

Wkuk fucking suck

[ferchin1984]

@stiffmeister217 dooshbag!

[pivotgeek21]

@DragonTycoon I guess this is a spoof off of what everybody THINKS happened that night. =)

[KingdomBockius]

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

[Shiek200]

@KingdomBockius We meet under the Brooklyn Bridge....... come alone.....

[Ellie0990]

@KingdomBockius is that what he yelled? what does it even mean?

[KingdomBockius]

@Ellie0990 Thus always to tyrants.

[raecat101]

darren is too little to be a body guard!! hehee

[DreamsRMade2ComeTrue]

Ha! LMAO @ darren as the security guard!

" Douche bag!!"

" YOU DON'T GOT THE BALLS!"

[Lengi123]

U don't got tha BALLZ!

[ClicClikBang]

*takes hat and throws* haha!

[Nightmareske]

lol @ darren wearing sunglasses

[DoucheFagX]

who played the security guard?

[brittneybohemian]

Darren Trumeter

[DoucheFagX]

does not look or sound like him, thats crazy

[Xarmon]

Actually, historically speaking, he sounds kinda like him. Lincoln had a high pitched squeaky voice, not the deep manly voice we all think of.

[DoucheFagX]

i was responding to a comment, not the video, nice try though

[ninjanik546372]

"You dont got the balls!"

Classic

[SwankyBenji123]

Now that guys wearin my hat! Lol

[HIDDENCommander]

is it me or did the civil war not have british in it only the south like kentucky and north is where ohio and up wtf you messed up guys

[elmer95461]

she or i should say timmy didnt say any thing about the british in the civil war timmy said they might invade again oh and kentucky never really split kentucky was in the middle i would know i live there

[verbakes88]

@HIDDENCommander, american revolution.......british still had colonies in upper canada and lower canada, so the british could have invaded as relaliation to the americans gaining independence, but it wouldnt make sense considered there a quite time gap between 1776 and 1863

[GSeward]

Darren as the secret service agent makes this sketch awesome

[yeababy26m]

way innapropriate yo. Too soon.

[Triple4Battery]

the accents at the end were great

[wargod135]

lol things out of date are funny

[shesaid42]

"Oranges really hurt!"

"I told you so!"

"You told me what?"

"I told you last year."

hahahaha AMAZiNG