Garrett's Blog: To haters, FilthyWhore, & fans

[plumpspork]

of course u guys dont have msn messenger

[NORANGEYE]

I fucking hate your gutS!!

[xdarkloverx]

hes like the kyle guy from the amanda show in a better wY(:

[puppieluvr21]

hey don't hate on filthywhore and stop touching ur hair.

[Deaglefire]

yeh... i never use aim at all or anything... *bing!*

[EricaMorgan]

That is the Shit!

[Wachan]

you gotta admit that hate mail is pretty funny sometimes.

[geoswords]

lmao!

[JoHnStUmP]

lol

[AutumnxStarx]

LOL! You're FUNNY!

[Marialelairam]

LMAO!...ncie hair.

You'r escene but you only date "emo girls".. but you're not emo.. i know you're makiing fun but its kinda like..... random.

[Clbea]

tehe, wooo :P aww that was cute, funny and awesome

you rock my world sweetie!!! :P

Your also a joker. lol

If you really write poems, awesome so do i...part from i keep them :) yay

Erm...nice hair!!!

Cute too, anyhos gotta go laters

luv claire

[filomatka]

good ;] very good ;]

[sabedin]

wtf .. this shiz is whack man..u got daffy there

[llamainator]

rightio.. lmfao, nice hair flicks.. every, what? 3 seconds..!! bwaha i love you

[chiknstu]

bs rofl

[jaylovesbilliejoe]

he's joking people, with the hair!!

[xXbitchfaceXx]

"sorry about that, my dads an alcoholic" hahhaahahahahahahahahahahah nice.

[w3rdth4t]

Are you guy's complete retards? It's obviously a joke, hes playing with his hair because hes making fun of all the scene kids constantly styling their fringes.

[minifoo8]

Nice CD collection

[durkadurkayomamma]

haha that was amazing

[Keshira]

*blaming

[Keshira]

Three things: one--you sound depressed, you okay? two--stop playing with your hair, three--I think you really do care if you bothered to make a six minute vid to haters, lol, not like I'm blaiming you or anything but yeah :)

[IanH]

it was a complete joke, you know that, right?

[omgitsmeagain]

godammit STOP MESSING WITH YOUR HAIR!!!!

teehee that was funny... blink 182??? hahahaha

[ishotuxbangbang]

haha this is funny.

[JoshTheBand]

You play with your hair way to fucking much. But still Hardcore is Awesome

[fuzzymode]

Fukkk'in hottt!.....>You did this dialog better then the o.g.!!!! hee hee heee!!!.....Fugg'in niceeee!

[extremeouttakes]

http://www.youtube.com/profile­_videos?user=extremeouttakes

[Njela]

Haha you rock!!! And you're hot too ;)

/Daniela, Far far away...in sweden

[tricia77]

haha I met blink 182

and I was in one of there videos =)

[HyperNathan]

Your blog has inspired me to become a professional blogger. I will blog all day and night for money. kk ttyl, let death kill us all slowly and painfully, with blood and sadness.

[uuumdm]

It's cool. But the playing with your hair thing every 30 seconds is weird.

[imagankstaeeebbb]

BLINK 182 HAHA

[MICHELLEandEVA]

wow. you're awesome.

we're hardcore too =)

[wrpix]

soooo true!!!  LMAO!!!

[ZAKKZAKK]

dude, CHILDREN OF BODOM is awesome.... and its pronounced like "boah-domm" not bah-dum. but thats cool.

-Z.WW.SS.138

[ishotuxbangbang]

hahah you said..

"Hate The Day"

lol. its haste the day.

u silly moose!! haha.

much love to ya.

:)

-mckenna

[dawnuld1]

those emo kids and their blink182...

[daylightbombings]

hahahahahahahahahaha

brb. ttyl.. brb. gtg..

[touchofclass]

i flippin love it! i like all the stabs made in there whether you meant them to be there or not...but i've seen the bitching videos and this just made me laugh as a response

[ImBobTheCat]

haha oh geez u missed the best part! mike said "ttly" instead of "ttyl" haha i thought it was funny how he messed it up :]

[ImBobTheCat]

haha i love the quotes from mike's blog. do half of those bands even exist? i recognize over half of them but the other half sound like a stereotypical emo band someone would make up like kill my everything? dying fetus?

[xBlackWidowSiNx]

cause blink 182 is so hardcore lol

[smoshlover2929]

ok i just want to say you rock and yes you are way more popular then most people on this site but you sounded stoned in this video and towards the end you started to look a little gay... o well!

[jameso3212]

omg fucking riot

[LucyToolFan123]

u guys are SO fucking hot and u rok!!!

[phoxy417]

this is perfect... ahah, pinkfrosting88...

oh and yes... i wud love a poem written by "xxxhangmexxxunderdyingtreexxx­@hotmail.com" u non-emo kid... so let's work it out ; )

and, the fixing of the hair is CLASSIC <3

[mocao]

watch and care about my car problem!

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=PymxMS__NNQ

[FreaksOfTheNight]

' i need money to get rid of my crabs' lol. i loved that part. ^__^

[prettytaytay]

hey cool video love the hair thing and all that it is really cool good job on the hair the Blog was really funny kinda

[GLAMasaurursSEX]

I have never scene someone play with their hair so much! it was adorible I just want to kiss your face off!

[babyydawll]

i love you <3

[z0ul]

scenester mc scene scene.

[blickitybam]

hehe good one 

[ajaxx554]

hahaha "im not emo, im hardcore."

[botanista]

shmoody rumplin' bro

[Missa903]

I love how your like im not emo and then do the emo flip like 50 times...i also would love a poem bye u

= P that be so smexy

[globebot]

damnit, that hair touching thing was the most annoying thing ever.

thanks for pissing me off.

have a nice day! :D

[chriskalani]

dead on.

[BeTheGirl]

"I only date skinny girls". I'm skinny.. will you date me? lol.. love ur video's

[BeTheGirl]

LOL

[EBUTU0YY0UTUBE]

jamesxut ur such a dumb gimp u really dont get it u absolute mong. these guys are funny and thaking the mik of the nob head emo's

[XBasketCase1039X]

Dude. I want a poem man. If you don't you'll break my emo heart. &hearts; [ick emos suck. you rock man]

[daonleebabe]

hahaha I love the hair thing, ADORABLE. i havent ewatched long enough to see what you have to say about Filthywhore, hope nothing mean. Luv that chick. haha Ur funny though, and i loved your Cali video. Im from Redondo

[conorandrew]

you do kno that hes only pullin his hair so much to piss you people off, hes rippin the piss, and it seems to be workin! i love these guys.

[1stsmosh]

IAN I LOVE THAT HAIR THING U DO...and I CANT STOP LAFFING!! I want u to make a POEM about MORTAL KOMBAT!!

Pretty PLS!!

[1stsmosh]

IAN i'm ur no1 fAN!!

[1stsmosh]

IAN ur number one bro!!

[PinkSavage]

oh yeah baby....i so jealous...you're so hardcore sexy...

i love children of bodom^^ whatever...

you annoy me with this hair stuff^^ lol....

kiss bye

[Jamesxut]

Cut your Fking hair u wanna-bee...u just like the girls wearing those very short mini skirts and they tug on it the whole time shame man...

Your Blog Sucks.

U are so arrogant ...[I am so famous donate some dollars...]

[mintchocchip]

you didn't get the irony then?

[ewwitsnicole]

hahahahahaa oh man.

[beetlejuice3]

haha, damn crabs.

that was awesome.. iheartyou. lol

[katwoman203]

u r fine as heck man!!! lol. awesome choice in music too!!!

[IntrigueAndIllusion]

*Wipes spit off screen*

..what?

[ANNLIS]

i love so much that your deep voice thing, it sounds fuckin' sexy, baby! and this hole parody is awesome.

i think that every girl in youtube.com is licking screen while watchin' this & other smosh videos:::D:D

[catty5]

that is killin' scratchin' funny!!!your hair is so cool:D keep touching it haha

[AnonymousBluesilver]

Hmmm, what a delema...Sorry but still u kind of do seem emo-ish but whatever, hardcore to ya...and i'm not really a fan or hater just a onlne youtube user...literally anyway...ya awesome blog...later

p.s Don't reply...besides I know u won't

[kkatiee16]

he was joking?

[AnonymousBluesilver]

...Lets Hope

[daonleebabe]

You're dumb.

[supbah]

lol funny..sorry that some people cant take a joke

[supbah]

funneh man..funneh man lol...i wish i could edit my videos n stuff like yalls

[birrdieface]

haha oh my god you crack me up!

[shimpcakes]

weird hair u see likeu cant manages it talk about hair sylist lol very funny blog XD

[ThExUnTiTlEd]

children of bodom!

[Brisny]

u r a totally hottie baby !!!!

[kirstmcc6]

funnnnnnnnnnniest shit. your rad and hott

[ratiman]

Battlefield 2 COMEDY!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aPY­GSOV3RuM

[XXDirtyloverxx]

Hahaha very funny. . you are my hero! your so emo just kidding your hardcore!

[thedallasblondie]

u touch your hair wayy to much in this video..lol but ur still freakin hott

[arratiad]

you are fantastic you are sooo funny

[irisrubime]

You ar eso cool. =)

[norskatrodle]

haha;D

[Mouse001]

Lol, some people just can't take a joke.

[xanarchist277]

He was joking you loser....this is for deepdarkhole.

[xxmadhatterxx]

yer this was funny i like it write me a poem please lol and to the ppl that are to ppl who didnt get it he was takin the pisss ok luv ya staciexxxxxxx

[paulineness]

haha very funny.

for everyone who took this seriously.

come on get real it's just a joke <3

[ninlynnduh]

lmao. sorry about the crabs.

fuck the haters!! lol.

<33333333333

do you have a myspace?

[heyjealousy]

"i hate emo kids there preps tryin to be goth" .... what the fuck are you talking about ??? .. ANYWAY. its funny how many people are like emo this, emo that. im not emo, youre emo. lets hate emos. yadda yadda. emo is just the new thing everyone hates. so many retarded little children take it so seriously.... dont worry kiddies, in a couple years you will have something else to hate... you angst ridden teenie boppers. nonetheless, this is a pretty funny video.

[gaget1]

your a liar, its my email you emo hater, im going to go steal my sisters jeans & makeup and cut my wrists... and i hope my mom doesnt catch me

==X=<K <---- my wrists, you emo hating sons of bitches

[princesskatie]

But xxxhangmexxxunderadyingtreexxx­@hotmail.com is MY email account!! Jerk!!

I'm going to go cut myself and then drown in my own PUDDLE OF BLOOD.

[therebellious]

don't take it so seriously, it's meant to be funny o_O

[deepdarkhole]

I liked you guys alot untill i saw this... i don't know what your other friend says but you.. are a prick... you say your not emo but then all you do is date "emo" "skinny" chicks... the hair is cute but if it bugs you so much then cut it... I havn't heard anyone talk about Dieing Fetus for soo long.. that made me smile.. I don't hate you but im not your fan... I just didn't like this.. you are full of yourself.. and your not hardcore.. you are you.. the prick

[imnotyoo]

it's a fuckin parody, dumbshit

[alexbil]

Ha! Funny!

[FFLOVER525]

I hate Emos they suck Keep it rolling Beyotch!

[squ33]

lol

[andrew3482]

if gonn to post a comment be that u like it no one gives a fuck if u dont like them if u dont y the hell would u watch the video

[Janie15]

wow lol hilarious  im sorry but i hate emo kids there preps tryin to be goth .... well thats what it seems like to me lol there soo full of them selves

[Sarah123Babe]

I <3 Ian, SO Hot lol.

Loved the crab removal kit!

Pleeeeasse Update for me and for my friend(s)

We adore your hair, but the way you kept touching it was very annoying lol.

Hehe make more 'music videos'!

Pokemon is a classic!

[Sarah123Babe]

mhm, I've seen your stuff, its ok, but really you're just trying to rip off smosh.

[Sarah123Babe]

Lol. It is Ian -.o

[SoooBlue]

you look like a proper gay

[angie2006]

i agree with theuntoldstory where's our poem and our hair cuts dude? anyways you're hot!!! love u!! =P

[theuntoldstory]

we want a haircut and a poem

thank you very much mr.hottie

[SystemF]

Why are these people so popular? I haven't laughed yet.

[gaget1]

thats because your gay

[Leiamara]

lmao ur wkd

[etovakala]

Nah. Too obvious a parody to be very funny.

[Hamstergurl]

I thought you were serious at first! Wow, dont pull your hair out!!! Yeah i think i said i was gonna add you....and then i didn't....so I'll do that now! :P

[EendjeKwak]

Good emo-imitation. They act faggy and like they are under influence of drugs. :D But if you are an emo, you're a Shaggy of Scooby Doo version of an emo.

[supn9]

lol brb......ttyl...brb...

[madamehollywoood]

crab remover kit lol wtf

[madamehollywoood]

hahah

this was pretty funny

you're hot

but the hair touching stuff was a little too much

[FuzzySixx]

hmmmmn. Apparently when ian gets stoned he turns into an emo? I think he should shop around for some better stuff =D

[likeomgitstambra]

This amused me. What's with the randomly grabbing your hair every 3 seconds?

[LBwhat]

I am gonna tell you this right now. This is my first time checkin out the videos on here. You definatly had me fooled with the whole "Emo" thing! "I'm not Emo. I'm hardcore!" Fuckin awesome! I definatly thought you were serious at first! Definatly a great portrayal !!!!

[ButtFaceFactory]

I love you...

[What402]

Is this ian? like he did something to his hair?!?

[Freestylechick]

hehe, silly boi. i think ur hair is gonna die from touching it so much,

[tjm303]

that you shirt your wearing is the one i just got in the mail

[devilslilangel]

hey lol i love this and you have the most beatuiful eyes ever lol well n e ways the next blog you post can you like plz stop messing with your hair lol ok byee

[gimmysauce]

dude ur hot..lol

[MAKEITHURT]

this is our blog to the HATERS!!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=W3-­QWJS53oU

[melissajack22]

lmfao i love you ian omg ur hilarious

[ZackyVengeanceGirl]

That was nice,Ian.

I think you could be a professional emo.

[monkeymasher]

LMFAO!!! ALL UR VIDEOS MAKE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!

[Truanx]

Haha, that's great. But bodom and hatebreeder isn't what hxc fags listen to, is it?

great bands, there.

[AtomicBarbie]

ahahah " Im not emo. Im hardcore. so you know, I only listen to music which is just all screaming, none of that emo crap" hahhaha

[xCuteWithoutTheE]

HOMG if you want money from the street;; dont recite POETRY;; sing this song *ahem*

"MR BO-JANGLESSS! MR BO-JANGLESSSS!!"

gets yah tons of cash.

get those crabs gone!

we added xxxhangmexxxunderadyingtreexxx

lmao

you guys own ^^

[Tekinette]

lol

[TrippleK]

hahahahahahahah.....its FAKE

[TrippleK]

you should make a poem like that...just to show him up

[Putzflek]

are you a natural talent, or just high?

[ellaffs]

lool

[rdpenny]

Why were you playing with your hair so much? It'll just make it get greasy quicker.

Anyway, a nice blog, it makes me think about making my own, but there's no point to me doing that without showing my best projects, which I can't do yet.

Your other videos are cool! Thank you!

[verysexyfluffy]

you're my frikkin hero

[FlamerK6]

stop touching your hair!

or i start killing people and blame it on your movements!

[queencourt]

uv got gawjuz eyes love you!! HARDCORE ur a legend

[kellkill]

I watch this video so many times... ;)

[pirateXcore060]

You have gorgeous eyes ^_^

[sammy0pinky]

lmfao

[Brisny]

u r a totally hottie !!

[jess4u2c]

with the cd's on the wall d you put up ones you don't want anymore or something or are they just blank ones or what?

[BillyBob13133]

lol thats pretty funny, you are soo hott

[xOomandaa]

yeah um your wickedd funny, lol the IM thing was prettyyy clever. haha i want yours bc your wicked hott =)

[xOomandaa]

your wicked hott

but blink182 isnt emo..? lol

[alisonanne]

You are soooo hardcore. I like the cds on the wall. I have some on my wall too because I'm pretty sweet myself. I just started like last week tho, so my wall isnt full. So yea. lol

[GORMLESSprat]

The hair thing throughout the video was a stroke of genius.

[DevotedTragedy]

wow.. you love your hair, don't you? lol.

[thesegirls]

are you making fun of emo kids, or are you like 100% serious?!

either way, you're funny! we like ya. check out our videos, theyre pretty cool. :)

[butterkeks89]

cute!

i want a poem, too!

[Rikkuk]

LOL

[PureSouthrnGal]

HAHA i love you! i want a poem!

[ratiman]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=in6­Uwnm_nko

Sniping kills in 4 games and random crap at end.

[sweatingbulletss]

You're emo anyway.

[ashleeiscool123]

can i have a poem?

[yukibah]

can i hug u?

[ashleeiscool123]

hawtiiie.

[coldsaint87]

hehehe

[namelessred]

funny it was like a train wreck(in a good way)i had to lay here and watch the whole thing

[queencourt]

us again...we want a poem dude rockon!! -court n jo aussie chicks

[queencourt]

nice hair n eyes...you rock n we love u from courtney and jo victoria, australia

[patraiscool]

te mando mi fotolog pa que nos comuniquemos....i like your video, is very funy and espectacular...ok good bay...see you...(www.fotolog.com/patrais­cool)

drpunk182_pato@hotmail.com

[patraiscool]

te felicito por tu trabajo...exelentes imagenes...que creatividad la de ustedes..los felicito...eso

[elementalflava]

Lol. This blog reminds me of that Emo Song.

"Dear diary, mood, apathetic"