BEAST TALKS ABOUT BLACK BEAR SIGHTING

[lordmasterization]

HE SHOULD HJAVE ATTACKED THE BEAR

"PRES: "LOOK AT THAT DUMBASS CAMPIN"

SON SON SON YA DONE!!@! YA DOONEE!!!

[Bluedash3r]

aHAHAHAHAHA IF I SEE U TACKLE A BEAR IM DONE !!! I WILL DIE LAUGHING!!

[CU2UK]

Elpresador. You take the word awesome to the next level.

[BRavens27]

1:58 was funny as hell

[krueger231]

And the redneck of the year is ELPRESADOR! Congratulations sir.

[killerforlife309]

thats why they invented the 44. smith and wesson magnum 6 shot revovler

[TheMisterWeirdo]

I just wonder, where's you xbox at?

[Shagryn]

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

[TehBzNeez]

@Shagryn lol the office

[SpazDillinger]

The Beast Witch Project

[mattrospecs]

Tags: black bears  black bears defeated

lol

[TKettleNFinThingSho]

this guy is pathetic, wow...just wow

[Korianne75]

@TKettleNFinThingSho you know hes not searious right?

[FlinckzOriginals]

1:57 Bear in the tree.

[chucklawg]

with that bowie knife a that hatchet that you have you may have a chance against a full grown bear

[LaStxTeamx]

This guy looks like freaking Goldberg from WWE

[lordmasterization]

What if Pres makes a video of himself accusing the bear of camping and says "LOOK AT DIS DUMASS!!!" "TRYIN TO CAMP" " SON SON SON" BEST ON CAPER YA DONE"!!!

[Biaatch321]

6'2" 240Ibs, the black bear ain't stand a chance.

[SgtShnackendale]

@Biaatch321 i'm not sure, its about 6'8" and anywhere between 300-550lbs, with big ass claws

it would be close though, i mean, when do you see bears knocking down trees for sheer entertainment

[PizzaJesus42]

You should be a lumberjack.

[ucablackchevy]

Are you Brett Favre?

[SuperSmeggs]

nigger bear

[renragged]

@SuperSmeggs <-dumb fuck

[CFCNOTBUMMER]

@SuperSmeggs You are a coward. Prez block this fucking wanker

[nejinaji]

hahaha, fight a bear for your next video

[manpancakes]

The fuck did I just watch..

[elnino264]

This guy is fukin crazy

[polerbear67]

are you white or black

[nejinaji]

@polerbear67 hes chinese

[cuddledvoncuddly]

you say juncture a lot

[PrvtCaboosh]

@ajstyles1020 whoa man, that's some serious hate you got goin on. Not trying to bring up any hard feelings, but you DID start the argument in the first place so I think you calling the other dude a no-life for arguing over the Internet is a tad ironic... Just like that CerebralFatalis kid but that's another story

[reddevil7nine]

"i've never backed down from anything before." including delusion

[Steven4152]

An adult bear could have a chance of defeating me - ELPRESADOR

Even if the bear won, it would lose a leg, several teeth, an eye and most of its internal organs.

[socomao3]

pussy

[IBlendHD]

ELPRESADOR looks like my dentist

[ItsTheTrickAttack]

white tale hawk! my god he is hilarious

[herbivore007]

pres almost has 400 vids... and not a single one of them has failed to entertain me... 100% nightmaric beast entertainment XD

[the1kamikaze]

True meaning of MAN VS WILD.

[JoshBoschke]

Elpres would destroy that bear with his beast hands.

[drexloc]

your a freakin character bro, lol!

[hitdoctor24]

i love how he says juncture like a million times in his videos

[OPTI0NPARALYSIS]

"I'm not willing to take that risk at this juncture...."

30 seconds later:

"Of I'll take risk, I'll take any risk at this juncture."

30 seconds later:

"But of course I'm not going to take that chance at this juncture!"

[C0DMedia]

if u seen a black bear, u wuld of filmed it lol

[Lazarus171]

You grab on to that bear like you think you strong...that bear teaches you something.

[YeaaaDan]

this guy chats the most shit!

butt...

youve gota love him

[xmywreckingballx]

@elpresador I know you are a browns fan. I have seen you wear new england patriots gear. Are you wearing a new york jets wind breaker?

[wiih8ps3]

XD, bro you're not Alexander emenaniko.

[mrdetnation]

your not taking the chance. your taking the chance, your not the taking chance, MAKE UP YOUR MIND

[fuckyouropinionidiot]

nice to hear you talk about something cool, instead of SOME FUCKING BLACK OPS BULLSHIT MAAATHAAAFAACKKKAAA FUCK BLACK OPS PIECE A SHIT NO GOOD FUCKEN NIGGER ASS SHIT DICK OF A GAME

[winterMarine]

In wyoming there are many bears. Black bears and Grizzly bears to.

[SiiKeST]

Im pretty sure the cub saw ELBEASTADOR and ran the other way with mommy and daddy bear.

[DukeNukemPlaysCod]

the beast will never flee

[iNuFFSAiD]

el pres you are gorgeous and just your manlyness is just illuminating of your bronze chest you beautiful beautiful man and i meen this in the most straight way possible :D

[wontontonton]

Normally I would pick the Beast to win, but Black Bear has Black Ops Hit Detection. So, therefore, Black Bear Wins, plus they are professional wilderness campers.

[jellybalboa]

elpresador the delusional bastard

[vcownzraptors]

this guy has officially lost his fucking mind

[fingalicckkinggood21]

@vcownzraptors i hate fucking trolls like u in all his videos....if u dont like him dont fucking watch

[MrStubert21]

Baby bear: Mum that human is knocking down trees again.

Mummy bear: It's ok hun, thats what he does.

[Packthembowls69]

@MrStubert21 lmfao

[RetardedKid09]

@MrStubert21 daddy bear: now shut the fuck up bitch and let me put some more bears in yo belly

[blueaperising]

@MrStubert21 good one man

[MrStubert21]

@blueaperising That's what I do, make people laugh.....stu.....

[BiGFOOT5009]

@MrStubert21 hahaha, fuckng hilarious

[LEFT11HAND11LEAD]

@MrStubert21 lol brilliant!!!!

[AfghanSon]

he's right beside a road/highway lol...

[MindWraith02]

elpres is cool as a cucumber

[Kapado]

He is out of breath, u can tell he hauled ass ,until he was close to his car then started recording, smart man

[tansin9]

i just saw a video. Its called "BLACK BEAR TALKS ABOUT BEAST SIGHTING"

[bongoboyj]

@tansin9 lol

[Thaddai]

You could take em, they would look like the trees after youre done

[taintedtj]

I'm sure elpres is forbidden from fighting bears as last time he nearly made them extinct

[jerryjoe88]

 It's "THE BLAIR BEAST PROJECT" -LMAO

[D4Gamers]

Fuckin Bears are using Cloak, The Beast Must Unlock GOGURD Soon!

[rocksolid72]

The Beast's Beast Blood > Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood

[tazss159]

Elpresador I'm 263 pounds.

[SBCurley]

he's white?

[SDProductions2010]

hahahaah i jus realised he's the great call of duty commentator guy :)

[SDProductions2010]

7000 plus views in 1 day for this? :s

[DDevilsHazards111]

Why does everybody kisses this guys ass?

[alexsmmb]

@DDevilsHazards111 No body would dare touch this Man. The power that would be taken in by anyone who touches him is too much for any mere mortal...DUH

[yesifailed]

@DDevilsHazards111 fuck off fag. quit watching.

[DDevilsHazards111]

@yesifailed Im not the one kissin his yeast infected retarded ass, you cunt LOL

[Anonymous00616]

@DDevilsHazards111 its all a joke dude.

[mrLoRdofeverything]

- Bare Ador

[ViciousHead]

These videos are brilliant...mind that back of yours man!

[MrCombatFetus]

BREAKING NEWS: "MAN FOUND DEAD IN WILDERNESS AS BEARS ATTACKED HIM"

Witness:"The man was trying to shoot the bear with a stick"

[jerryjoe88]

@MrCombatFetus LOL - "the man was trying to put a quarter in the bear & ride him"

[XiTER96]

21 Call of Duty: Black Ops loving "bears" watched this video...

[obbe69]

y diidnt u fight it PUSSY

[FlipWilSRK]

Bears are using cloak surrounding our hero, the biblical beast.

[FlipWilSRK]

Bear is running juggernaut.

[dopesick187]

thats alot of junctures lemmie tell ya

[BhamBANDIT]

Its alright pres, it was just a mirror

[RasLevi]

@BhamBANDIT loooooooooooool

[MrDutto]

i would love too see a fight between elpress and onlyusemeblade, im mean i would actualy pay to see that shit!!!

[dopesick187]

@MrDutto thats like Chuck Liddel vs. Kevin James

[GeNeRaLPeRk1nS]

Earlier that day the baby bear fought and killed Chuck Norris. After seeing Elpresador it made the wise choice of fleeing the scene.

[ShortCircuit1337]

BLACK BEAR TALKS ABOUT BEAST SIGHTING. 

[kullprit]

Black bears are pussies, they will scamper away pretty quickly.

[fluffymole0913]

@kullprit Not if it is protecting it's children. They are very territorial over their litter. The same thing happened in the New Forest in England. There is wild boar there and they are usually harmless, but one woman disturbed a family and she was almost killed by the mother boar.

[zackblackmamba]

where does the beast live?

[bowhunter928]

the video is categorized under "pets and animals"

[Jason29n]

juncture

[BrightDigitalProduct]

Pres, you ARE the bear. You're losing your mind.

[soulxicution360]

i have a pet bear very well trained

[alc143sb2]

wtf why did i get a otter beating it for an ad ????????

[TheAnswer71086]

JUNCTURE!

[jaaronhart]

Wow wtf. My comment got 267 thumbs up. That beat my record of 70

[ginfrix]

I would fight a small black bear too.

[PrinceTwix]

BEAR BLOOD > BEAST BLOOD???

[leerey14]

that would be hilarious if you could see the bear in the background of the camera

[aznphynix]

is this all his property? o_O

[Allwordx]

What state are you in, beast

[shaqitup]

@Allwordx Ohio i believe.

[davo614]

BREAKING NEWS: "Black Bear found dead with a copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops shoved up its arse"

"A witness says he saw a Beast-like figure, wearing a White Hat, fleeing the scene"

[BlackPhoenix623]

@davo614 lmao

[tazss159]

@davo614 LOLOLOL!

Black Ops shoved up its arse hahaha.

[MrCrazyGopher]

@davo614 The beast doesn't flee.

[PyjamaBoy93]

@zombiekicker

i didn't laugh.

[miguel544]

He is the beast so whatever he does is beast...

[Palmar3s]

Pres, I respect you all in all ya know, but I just saw that video where u are eating some fries and then you put buggers and shit on your food and then eat it, some people say that that is beast but that is just plain nasty my dude, wtf is up with that? u got some screws loose in that head ya dig? that is not being a man, nor a beast, that is just plain stupid. I call it as I see it. peace.

[arkk1]

i think its pretty kool you hang out so much in the woods pres

[SeriouslyForgetIt]

I KNOW you can take down a bear!

[Dcodexlol]

i want to see elpres fighting a black bear

[DrQuailMan]

JUNCTURE 

[IamTheAntiMartyr]

Or just wear lots of AXE body spray. It repels everything from mosquitos to woman.

[johnathanfascione]

I dont blame you bro there not friendly beast man there deadly :P

[IamTheAntiMartyr]

Just make lots of noise and the bears will leave you alone.

[GorillazGames]

I like the part where he said JUNCTURE....

[Magneto39]

@GorillazGames

he said the word "juncture" like 6 times in this video.. LOL

[leedaomillz]

Those bears are camping

[MeetMyMeatBE]

Bear's like fuck that shit: "Gotta migrate, this asshole's gonna knock down ma forest."

[32Crayon]

bears are territorial, there would almost never be more than one male bear in the same area.

[CIRCAtsl]

Presador would no doubt biblicize a bear, unless theres fuckin lagg! and the hit detection sucks asshole...then, who knows?

[SuperLouis12]

At least it wasnt a Bear Jew.

[Magneto39]

@SuperLouis12

LOL that movie was awesome.. LOL

[Chubzdoomer]

I can already see the news report. "MAN FOUND DEAD IN WILDERNESS AS RESULT OF BEAR ATTACK. SURROUNDED BY STRANGE FORMATION OF HUNDREDS OF TOPPLED TREES."

[Dcodexlol]

@Chubzdoomer dude that was hilarious!

[D13ima]

@Chubzdoomer You mean Black Bear found dead ahahaa

[Chubzdoomer]

@ajstyles1020 You thought you could escape me by removing your comment? No chance. I saw what you said, and here's my response: I personally think you're just jealous. I made 130+ people laugh whereas you did what, exactly? Better luck next time, player.

[ajstyles1020]

@Chubzdoomer I personally agree with you, you made 130 people laugh who dont know you and the people who do know you, laugh at you for how worthless you are now go back to talking to a 12 year old about video games while I talk to my girlfriend in real life sorry you wouldn't understand, you cant even get one on the internet.

[Chubzdoomer]

@ajstyles1020 Just as I figured, you're so jealous it's comical. You say I talk like a child about games and know nothing about girlfriends in real life, but you're the one who carries over a grudge on the Internet. Like I said: Better luck next time, player. I've made you look silly TWICE. Please, don't make me do it a third time.

[ajstyles1020]

@Chubzdoomer made me look silly? when did i say i held a grudge against you? your making assumptions i never said i held a grudge against you i just find it fun arguing with you but i dont feel like it anymore so its whatever you want to be cool just say the words

[Chubzdoomer]

@ajstyles1020 Just save yourself the heartache and trouble and admit defeat. Every dog has its day. And today's was mine. I'll repeat myself: Better luck next time, player.

[ajstyles1020]

@Chubzdoomer lmao admit defeat if it REALLY matter that much to you to win this arguement, then thats all I need to say I won you know I have a perfect comeback for all of your bullshit and you CAN'T HANDLE IT, I NICELY offered to be cool but your too much of a heart broken pussy to ever become cool with someone who pisses you off cause you can't win a arguement against him, quit making your self sound so stupid and YOU admit defeat, or at least dont reply and I wont even claim I won!

[Chubzdoomer]

@ajstyles1020 Wow, you're really pissed, aren't you?

[ajstyles1020]

@Chubzdoomer Since when did writing long comments become proof your really pissed? no I'm typing facts your the one who replys almost on instant, me? over a hour later now get off your pc and get a life. i fucking GUARANTEE you are over 200 pounds your pimple faced and your about 30 years old, and you can't get pussy so your a pedo on the internet rofl.

[Chubzdoomer]

@ajstyles1020 Yeah, you're definitely pissed.

[ajstyles1020]

@Chubzdoomer I'm talking like it, but you don't know if I am or not only I DO and trust me I'm laughing my ass off at you. but its gotten way too boring cause your just saying the same shit now over n over so this arguement its over.

[Chubzdoomer]

@ajstyles1020 I'd be laughing my ass off, too, if I knew I'd been humiliated and exposed over the Internet for the second time in a row. It's like a baseball game. Pitch one - STRIKE! Pitch two - STRIKE! Will a third pitch be thrown? If so, I think we all know what the result of that would be. Get out of here, you limp noodle.

[ajstyles1020]

@Chubzdoomer and i owned you back worse like i said this arguement is over so the more you keep arguing the more you show your childness also you keep replying on the minute as if i was your girlfriend or something bro quit being such a faggot and get a life

[Chubzdoomer]

@ajstyles1020 You're totally angry, man. You should just cool off a little bit before you burn yourself out with hatred.

[AnthonyBosch]

@Chubzdoomer lmfao

[ieatcows77]

Hey do you have a twitter account? Just wondering, although I understand if your too beast for twitter.

[Dcodexlol]

@ieatcows77 he has!

[McBlemmen]

tomorows newspaper : beast comes home with dead black bear carcass.

[riveraak47]

you don't seem like a black ops commentater.you look like a UFC heavy weight champion!

[ukcnitro]

@zombiekicker why are u bein protective about it?

[ewwwt]

well yah presador,

fucken blackbears are double your size and waight :P LOL!!!!

[PyjamaBoy93]

lies.

you had a camera with you, but didnt film this so called bear?

and we never saw it in the video?

you also lied about some deer one time.

you are pathetic.

[ExplodingBumfluff]

@PyjamaBoy93 its a joke you fag. hes a troll. his channel is for entertainment. dont you get it. stop taking things so seriously and just enjoy what the nightmaric beast has to offer

[Tazor41]

Black bears are wimps, try Grizzlies.

[crazycurt98]

@Tazor41 more like try (GRIZZ)lies

[XxTHEViLN33BxX]

lmao look at the vid response

[lamont20]

black bears would not attack but a grizzly bear will tear your ass up

[Psychocide]

:]

[CagedTurkey]

Mother Nature sent out black bears to take out Elpresador to stopped the tree massacre.

[delbomb3131]

it would be funny if he walked around talking to himself about seeing a beast in the woods then all of a sudden he comes up to a mirror in the woods and goes there is is look people its a wild beast then he tries to tackle the mirror or runs away from it