How to Play the Conga : Playing Congas

[JeterSwisherFan88]

ROFL, 'coonga' XD

[paul2705gmailcom]

I want to take lessons with this Master of Coongha!

[MetalRivas]

More like "amateurvillage" if you ask me.

[RobBrooksMusic]

@MetalRivas excrementvillage

[jojojonjonjhia1969]

Cunga????u idiot, don't let me see you around i will kick ur ass



[yagareta]

uhuuuu lets cungaaaaa what a moron! go back to your x box

[sweavo]

expert village idiot

[yagareta]

cunga buajjjjjjj! what a joke!

[yagareta]

horrrid just horrid expert village! get a clue

[yagareta]

horrrid just horrid

[alexyeoman]

cunga hahaha... make sure you set up your stand right so they don't fall on you hahaha. Wow.

[cathy118]

wow this a bad

[mooserox85]

Is it pronounced conga or cunga? I always hear white people say cunga with a fake Hispanic accent

[sweavo]

@mooserox85 conga. But not "coonga" or "coenga" "con" like in "on".

[MrVictorsalsa]

boten a esa locaaa!! por favor..no le den pista a esa...payasa..ja ja ja es lo mas chimbo q e visto!!

[InfoRoom]

MARICONNNNNN

[Kalul0]

XD dog !! go play drums !

[xx8xx]

Haha! Dude, you're stoned!

[flyinghotwing]

wtf is this? koon ga? didnt hit the drum correctly one time, love those village experts!

[cigarzan]

This guy is a complete moron. Please, youtube, PLEASE delete all of his videos right now.

[ginoc24]

?????????????????????

[josealberto06]

I think Expert Village is a kind youtube joke....because i don't see any EXPERT in all the videos that they upload.

[flyinghotwing]

@josealberto06 funny yes sounds oxymoronic like military intelligence or homeland security!

[congatone]

this gentleman should not be instructing people how to play congas, this video must be a spoof ,or joke not to be taken seriously

[feedfuck]

Man, I thought expertvillage got rid of all your videos. Please just take them down yourself and save yourself the embarrassment of leaving them here. With all the comments below ignorance to your lack of skill and knowledge is no longer an excuse.

[orangekush3]

lmao COON GA...fuking racist fuck

[MrOGFizzle]

1) What the hell is a coonga?

2) How can you try and teach how to play "coongas" when you do not know what you're even talking about

3) Your so called muted approach?? really?

4) If your going to tell people to set up their congas right, and you dont even have yours set up right, then your just an idiot sir.

5) And finally, Why is it called Expert village, when everyone in this so called "expert" village sucks balls at everything they do??

[salserogermano]

[quote]"That is a muted approach" [/quote]

No, Sir, that is a mutilated approach to conga playing!

[Neroslinger]

What the fuck is a coonga?

[federicolucia]

jajjajajajaaj feisimooooooo!!!!

[carlosmohler]

expert: ryan lard-son

bio: ryan lard-son is a young crap composer whose teaching technique focuses on the " not knowing nothing at all" of the music theory .

filmmaker: some latino who's not ashamed about puting his spanish name in there

[carlosmohler]

i get it now! !turns out that after watching his first tutorial on the conga jazz beat ( or whatever) it came to me that it was all a joke. i bet this "shaggy and scooby-doo" looking cracker and his production partners (they did a nice recording job with the subtitles and all ) laugh their asses off every time somebody posts a comment about lynching him. i'm from Puerto Rico and i play the barril and congas witch are my life, i guess i can spare him just because he tried to be funny.

[farangI23]

Lamest Koongas of all time it sucks really really bad!

[Nubil8r]

The only valuable thing from this guy is to skin him for new congas,

but they'd probably sound as terrible too, since he's a douche bag

[EdDeeJay1]

DON'T TAKE CONGA LESSONS FROM SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY DOO! AND BY THE WAY IT'S CONGA NOT KOONGA OR KUNGA WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALL 'EM!! GET A LIFE WEIRDO!

[aconcamino]

youre a great KUNGA player

[loc0salser0]

amigoooo

este medio es para ayudar a progresar a los que estan comenzandoo..

tu la estas re contra cagandooo...

sigo otro camino.. y si no .. practique mas y despues sube un video..

que dios lo bendiga

[wannapinu]

pitiful....if u want a good laugh though,  check out this buffoons' series on hip-hop. i was in tears. hilarious.

[MrGmeister]

Si dice CUNGA de nuevo, le voy a meter con la jodia CUNGA por el Cu___.  Quien le dijo que sabia, si no sabe ni el nombre. Nice Try comegofio!

[00hds]

perro que quiten este video por favor

[marcusanthony4]

cada ves que video ese video me da diarrea jijijiji

[Bronxnycutie75]

Yes I agree with the rest. You dont know how to play the cunga...its CONGA!! Also are you afraid of the Conga?? You played it as if you were afraid...Idk but but because of our spice I mist insist in saying that Hispanics bring it best.

[Ralnashef]

Definitely NOT how to play the conga

[demetriscastro]

CUNGAS!!!!LMAO!!!!!

[elbigboy]

cungas lmfaoooooo

[flyinghotwing]

@elbigboy this video is clear proof the apocalypse is upon us!

[manfred229]

ridiculo...

[marcusanthony4]

vi tu video te felicito, trata ver mi video y soy musico, y este americano se cren que son lo mejores, los latino somos mejores en la rumba 1

[PlanetBongoSan]

i cant believe this crap is still up on here. watch this guy's conga videos if you need lessons in how to make a fool of yourself pretending to be an expert at something you don't know the first thing about. if you want to learn congas look elsewhere. REMOVE THE VIDEOS RYAN FFS

[33timba]

this idiot says that he plays cungas too jejejejej this guys is a clow

[PomadeHead]

Wat the hell is cunga??? lmao sorry but this guy duznt know much about playin cungas hahah lame!!

[Gcalicali]

apa apa , un boludo ToTal y de los buenos jajajajaj

[musicajuro]

Expert village?? I usually try to be nice in youtube comments, but man this is just asking for it. Why would they pick this guy to be the expert on congas when he obviously has no idea how to play? I'm sure he's good at something, but congas isn't it.

[Baltaran7]

DIOS!!!! y este nabo de donde salio????? no le pude dar clases ni a su madre!

Primero, no toca ningun patron..

Segundo, no tiene tecnica...

Tercero, no sabe tocar....

Hay hay hay cuanta hipocresia!

[jakeayres]

i loled

[Helltoun]

retard

[andyacegt]

i don't like the way you play your "cOOngas".

[MarleyJ202]

lls

[abregoja]

este tipo es un patetico... no sabe tocarse ni las nalgas jajajaja... vale q es experto, Dios guarde fuera principiante.,.. amigo toma clases con algun latino xq eres una mierda y una basura!!! tantos instrumentos que tienes ahi y te apuesto q no tocas bien ni las claves jajaja

[faymx77]

PLEASE!!! if somebody from the Expertvillage read this comment, promise me that you are going to delete this video,

I'm sorry but this guy don't have a clue on how to play CONGAS, he needs to practice the 4 sounds of the congas.

OPEN ... SLAP ... MUFFLE ... AND MUTE.

I believe that everybody can learn to how to play an instrument,

but it takes a lot of practice.

[mrzipmann]

ridiculus

[BC18DA]

Expert : An unknown drip under pressure.

[mryamaha31]

they are called congas!!!!

don't bastardize our culture!!!!

[caedocha]

why he always says cOOngas? This guy knows nothing about cOOnga playing.

[niewiele]

completly fucked up

GO TO ACUSTIC GUITAR boy, cause you never play congas before

[giaccobrazzi]

Are those the master series Aspie Lp cooongas and was that the sound of percussive diaherria hitting them?

[Michellemybell4u]

tremendo congero nuca hevisto algo asi sera de otro mudo

[rojopercussion]

jjajaaj

[jimis310]

coonga

[Miskomisio]

I'm gonna also use the word CUNGA! Cool xD

Man, this guy is really expanding the vocabulary & possibilites of the cungas... NOT

[ShuguProductions]

Has else anyone noticed that nobody from expert village has any idea what the fuck they are talking about.

[bokwin]

first of all, lets get the name CONGA right. second, GET YOUR TECHNIQUE RIGHT MAN!! u may THINK your in time but your all over the place! where's the clave????? do u even know what that is??? because so far none of ur vids have taught us that. so remember....CONNGA...SAY IT WITH ME...'C.O.N."GA"

[audit22ify]

he is SHIT with a Capital SHIT SHIT

[bighorsesilver]

Expert village more like village idiot

[Leonmpj]

I've been looking for some cunger lessons :-)

[PlanetBongoSan]

email his agent to register your disgust

jazzmenbookings @ gmail . com

[pringamoso]

Ve quisiera que me mandaras unos de tus maravillosos videos en DVD, especialmente uno donde te estuvieran introduciendo one cunga y two cungas across the ass

[PlanetBongoSan]

PLEASE FIRE THIS HUCKSTER!

I'm sure he's a nice guy and everything but its an insult to every conga player on the planet that Ryan Larson is allowed to publicly be labelled an expert and teacher of something he clearly doesnt know the first thing about.

[olloqui123]

como toque el teclado y la bateria que tiene detras, igual!!!! ppffff!!! pobres vecinoooss!!!

[ee98iae]

this guy is funny

[icdice]

CUNGA?

[snarepsycho1616]

i know lol i was cracking up

[TheGreasemunky]

agreed XD

[lagiqueaux]

hay dios, hay dios donde vivis hijo de puta que te voy a robar las congas para que no fufran mas pobres......dedicata al pelito pelotudo!!!!

[TimbaCriolla]

POBRECITO!!

[TimbaCriolla]

HORRIBLE!!!!! CONGA MASSACRE!!!

[dmcheney]

this is rediculous

[jesamani75]

cunga lol

[heinzie5]

lol expert village my ass

[RaphBaumann]

some basic rhythms, right... :) umm.. have you ever seen a real conga player play a basic rhythm? you need some serious help on your playing... look at some other videos on youtube, there are plenty of good percussionists out there...

[LatinSkinz]

this is some kind of a joke - right?

[delucey]

DOUCHE!

[BacisGirl]

It's a "cOnga" not a "cOOOOnga"!

[Aaronsucksatdrums]

actually, that's the correct pronunciation. this guy sucks all kinds of balls, but he got that right.

[PlanetBongoSan]

er... nope

i've met some latin american and spanish players who pronounce it in their accent with more of an 'O', like they are saying 'cone' for the first syllable. cone-ga. but never, in 15 years of playing and studying with players from all across the latin world, have i ever met anyone apart from this obvious phoney who used this pronunciation. Its just possible that in some region of PR or cuba or wherever, there could be a local dialect which says cuunga. just. but me, i dont believe it

[Danielg86]

this guy plays tumbao like he's gonna get his hands amputated...

[vegascharlie07]

Now I know what it is! See Bob Marley in the backround? DUDE was smoking some gooooood grass and had a revelaton: "I have to make a COOOONGA video.... ....Bob wants me to"

[rockerboyj12]

hey this dude! is only try to teach how to play the cuungas. he means well. i think????

[ifixyourpc]

Wow dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you let me know where I can find a cuunga..... around here we only have conga's. Oh and by the way only one size is actually called a conga. They all have different names for the sizes, but Im sure you know that... master or the Latin Rythem.

[drummerdude3333]

The firts lesson is knowing how to say the name of your instrument

[SYNERGISTIC123]

LMAO

[drummerdude3333]

Dude Iam not trying to Talk bad about you but please dont show people how to play the congas with wrong techniques......I play congas and sorry to tell yo that your teching them wron. If you want to teach rhem tech the people about open tone, bass tone, open slap....etc. Please dont show bad techniques to people

[papichombo]

Cunnga?

[maalaeamermaid]

Oh Bro, very nice try, good intentions, but to us pro's, this makes us sad! I started out with a teacher who taught me WRONG and 10 yrs later had to re-learn EVERYTHING! I am grateful for the conga player that had the nerve to tell me! I was destroyed as I thought I was cookin' but I was just making ass for sure, short skirt, cute face, bad conga habits!!! BOOOO!!

[drum722]

everyone has to stop hating...this is the best cUnga demonstration video i've ever see....but it is by far the worst cOnga video on the planet and no one should watch this if they want to play cOngas...but if you're looking to be the master cUnga player..then by all means continue studying this guy

[LatinSkinz]

Videos like this are the only bad thing about youtube. This video is a terrible disservice to any beginner who might see it and emulate the ignorance and it is a slap in the face to REAL conga playing. Unfortunately this guy's ego and/or his stupidity is too potent for him to remove it.

From now on I will advise anyone to ignore "expertvillage" as they are doing a terrible disservice by promoting stupidity like this.

[Originaldemanzanillo]

stick to your faggot life style

[Boricuanino49]

put them away whiteboy a rican would laugh at you

[jdl1881]

Excellent!!! Thanks for the excelent info. I am A Latino who and have been playing for years and your techniques are awesome and very usefull. great job and talent!

[dedios03]

are you for real?

[jdl1881]

of course not ..

[tiepolo26]

COOOOOONGA YOU MOTHER RETARD

[intrakgroup]

obviously youre are not a good teacher

[will3020]

dude its not coooonga its CONGA and u need a few lessons urself.