Google helped me get laid in the back of a pickup truck! Google Notifier popped up saying, "Parents Approaching! 20 ft 13.5849 in". So I got dressed and everything was fine when the parents opened the door, as we were seen playing scrabble instead!
I am 63. I am so glad that G mail happened when I could use it and not after I had become senile and older. I have been inviting many to G mail. Now this larger attachment bait that your are using will net you more members on the net. Make it possible to attach a video cam to Gmail. You would have made my day. Bye guys, Thanks a ton.
me and my friends were playing DDR and we saw a snake right by our feet. we went to the computer and googled snakes and found the one in the living room. it was DANGEROUS so we threw it outside :0
google killed my family too have you ever wondered why there are no results for "GOOGLE-SHAPED TUMORS" uhhhh hello cover up
hypervenom 4 years ago
Google helped me get laid in the back of a pickup truck! Google Notifier popped up saying, "Parents Approaching! 20 ft 13.5849 in". So I got dressed and everything was fine when the parents opened the door, as we were seen playing scrabble instead!
THANK YOU GOOGLE!
Gamerz22 4 years ago
Rofl Gamerz22
Jacc0s 4 years ago
why do u need a hook and ladder truck to remove something that will just slide away in 20 minutes??
aaronc608 4 years ago
Google killed my family and raped my dog.
Mindbattler 4 years ago
I am 63. I am so glad that G mail happened when I could use it and not after I had become senile and older. I have been inviting many to G mail. Now this larger attachment bait that your are using will net you more members on the net. Make it possible to attach a video cam to Gmail. You would have made my day. Bye guys, Thanks a ton.
joshtraj 4 years ago
honestly, this was pretty lame. I even found a better entry on wikihow on how to get rid of a snake.
thakkar1016 4 years ago
OK this one is kind of lame...
Laurentvw 4 years ago
My friend once googled the recovery position to help some paraletic kid.. What a fucking douche for not knowing the recovery position...
BallsBash 4 years ago
me and my friends were playing DDR and we saw a snake right by our feet. we went to the computer and googled snakes and found the one in the living room. it was DANGEROUS so we threw it outside :0
modestmuch 4 years ago
Wouldn't she have called the fire dept regardless of what type of snake it was?
NoBullet 4 years ago
Okay.. so you had to use google to figure out how to call the fire department?
jordoc88 4 years ago
Women now days...
Aukon07 4 years ago
yeah. nowadays we're relying to much on the net.
tiredthinkingofit 4 years ago
*lol* She misspelled "rattlesnakes" and Google caught it for her ("Did you mean 'rattlesnakes'?"), and she just ignored it.
Anyway, yeah, Google rocks, the Internet rocks. Wish it had been around when I was growing up.
ReductioAdAbsurdum 4 years ago
scary!
pat637 4 years ago