Lady Gaga Telephone Makeup "Tutorial"

[MyAndypoo]

what does weather have to do with lady gaga

[JENAboutEverything]

Horrible

[magicswaper]

of days and days of watching your you tube videos, i have been acting like you to. my friends they wondering why im being such a bitch. and im not even doing it purposely. you rubbed off me :D i love you jpmetz!

[IGNITEaFIRE75]

What, are you trying to be a huge bitch?

[anngormanloves]

@IGNITEaFIRE75 nope shes not you sweety

[WeXRipXProm]

@IGNITEaFIRE75 It's sarcasm.

[FaeriesAndWitches]

@IGNITEaFIRE75 Well yeah. The "sarcastic bitch" persona is...kind of the point.

[KiloBabyF]

@IGNITEaFIRE75 I see you're new to her channel.

[maakeupbycaitlinbc]

I would pay you millions and millions of dollars to skate around in a short skirt :)

[Coolgirl65ful]

I'm in NJ. Where do you live?

[AlcazarTV]

I wish I lived in New Joisy just to be near you!

[AlcazarTV]

I don't Watch the video for the make up tips. I can do that. I watch them for the insults and your bad temper

[MRRrawr77]

You should do your makeup just like that, go up to Gaga, and she STILL wouldn't know how ridiculous she always looks. lol!!! You rock!!!;)

[CookiesandBurgers]

Im from Vancouver :)

[omfgitsmakeup]

i feel sooo loved !! <3

[nr259037]

Can you do like a persian tutorial?!

[MrsAlexPettyfer98]

Have you tried anger management?!?!?!?

[MrsAlexPettyfer98]

you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[thecolorredd]

"skate around like an ass in a short ass skirt"

you make my life.

[Dana5760]

love the cool runnings reference

[emmabanana123]

Why do you keep calling us dumb? Me no dumb :(

[YourKimberkitten]

Awww. Vancouver rocks!

[Axelblade79]

Olympics the frig

[Vasilikikoukla19]

I'd go lesbo for you JPMETZ

[sabrinahater97]

i live in new jersey toooo:D

[keekzah]

your dual handed?

[dunyautube]

love her sarcasm lol

[kaitlindevabear3]

Howd u get in my house???

I have a note "justine was here"

Wtf!!

[chauncy424]

i feel bad for the bitches who thought this was a real tutorial

[jumpyduck]

@chauncy424 ha why?

[ZMacDougall]

lol

[kristinajonas]

u remind me ov my friend!!! awwhh i miss her. XD

[lolmolly1]

jpmetz, before i met you i was sad i looked up jpmetz to see what it was then i rised up, hapily and giggled, Thanks jpmetz!!!!!!!

[GustaveKwak]

gee, i wonder if there's any moment she isn't angry or grauchy.

and she's meant to insult.

[rottepiken]

OMG. You are amazing.

[rottepiken]

OMG. you are amazing.

[Cherrygasm]

LOL @ Cool Runnings reference. You took me back in time, girl.

[illicitdolphin]

Spank me cuz I'm a bad girl!

[tainteddope]

im not mindless!!! i watched this for entertainment cuz u get mad for no reason and its funny!!

[alyssapwelling]

She is so mean ha ha idk why i'm subscribed to her ha ha but i love it!!!!

[Josewazheretoday]

hehe

[PaolaTheRobot]

i kinda just want to punch you

[1077monkey]

U say that we are stupid than u have nothing better to do.anyway how u said that our popstars are a wast of time then u are a wayst of time your self!!!!

[MissLimePanda]

@1077monkey how can anyone take you seriously when you can't even spell 'YOU' and 'WASTE' read a dictionary DUMBASS!

[Lovetheblending11]

You are a frickken god.I bow down to you.Please please dont stop what you are doing.:)

[TheKitsuneMuffin]

wait its januari the 13 2010

but this is uploaded february the 24 2010

O.o WTF

[Lubaris]

@TheKitsuneMuffin it's 2011

[ItalyRose810]

@TheKitsuneMuffin I hope your joking.

[hipsterglasses]

YO! SHUT UP!

[drivethrupoet]

I wish you could make millions, like those dumb ass olympic atheletes, for continuing these videos. And also that you knew me and cared that I'm broke.

[demiroksmysoks77]

do u like to make fun of people?

[OneWayRoad]

COOL RUNNINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxXDanielDinosaurXxX]

I don't care about you knew network Oprah!

I just want to watch the Goddess JPMetz!

[stringendo1]

Reason #3--I'm bored as heck & you're kinda funny.

[Doublearts0004]

im from new jersey :D

[demiroksmysoks77]

@Doublearts0004  me too :D

[Jynxify]

@cutieiscute123 It's her style of humor.

[netteb1]

i have that same shirt! cool

[carveriscool]

"To skate around like an ass" ahah

[blackzt3r]

you are a shit though u look even worse.. damn i want try smeel to ya then!

[carlyandyasey]

its great how you think that you can do make up good and it looks nothing like lady gagas make up and im pretty sure you cant ice scate good and sorry but your not funny not hateing your just not

[flomchick13]

@carlyandyasey Ha. Hahahahah.

I would be a little more angry that you insulted JPMETZ aka God if you knew the difference between "your" and "you're."

[beckgwen]

@carlyandyasey

shutup you hating asshat.

[LoveThyNerd22]

I want your attitude. D:

[bibly3999]

I love the people who don't understand JPMETZ and her godliness. You're missing out.

[itzLaDawson18]

your first eye doesnt look that nice :P

[margaret19631]

oh your from new jersey that explanes everything

[winromeo]

this is horrible! If I wanted to hear someone rant, I'd go to my mother!!! Also I guess you're not into any sports so you'd find the Olympics are stupid and boring. Feel so sorry for you and people who agree with you.

[gunit4life1995]

I love how your makeup tutorials just turn into you ranting about some random shit while you put on makeup! It's so funny! hahaa.

[ceccath]

Girl, you're awesome :D

[fullmooncrazy4hs]

...... Are you a transvestite?....

[flyingspacepotatoes]

actually i used to be subscribed but it annoys me how people call you a life guru and i don't care about makeup and i just found it in the recommended and i clicked it because the kesha one was hilarious

[ddPMsProductions]

Ever heard of a gym?

[grsalzaval]

@ddPMsProductions ever heard of her Top 5 reasons to be fat video???

do so,twig.

[TheRenFactor]

@ddPMsProductions Ever heard of not being an asshat?

[totolock]

lol i cant wate to do this

[RAIiNBOWbrIt3]

what type of make up do u use?? love your videos

[ch0colatemilk]

I live near Vancouver.. and I cannot tell you how much the Olympics pissed me off. -.-

[Ikizami456]

Well now that is actually quite uneasy to think about you having MS..

..My uncle died from it a couple years back at a pretty early age.

[kaijurajinx]

whoa... I never realized till oday the phone on Gaga's head was made from hair... I don't really know how to process that.

[jacquelineashley14]

ur eye started to twich, idk if you noticed that

[TheShortNorth]

"You think this would be easy, but you guys are soooo dumb" HAHAHAHAHA loves it

[SkittleyPhallus]

JPMETZ completes me.

[MeMyselfAndErica]

0:28-0:46. No actually I just clicked this video to watch you talk and sound ignorant like you did in the Shanaynay tutorial video. :)

[Jordanisazebra]

138 people are asshats.

your my favorite ass hat.

[PrzewalskiStudios]

Omg ily you're like my frickin twin lolol

[nolifeatall12]

shut up already !

[nightwishfan06]

wait she has ms!

(and btw is she married?)

[sjd8610]

i hate lady gaga sooooooooo fucking much

[margaret19631]

oh thats why your bitch your from new jersey

[shadowwisdom]

I love the snow and I love fried chicken wings w/ French fries on christmas mornings.

[SJPerez12]

woo hoo for the dirty jerz -___-

[phezzie]

hilarious. always like to see a eye make up and speech. hilarious.

[Lawlcats2]

I clicked here because I wanted to see her make fun of gaga D:

[ashley798576]

im sorry i ever watched that.............

[jooonleyg]

i love that you are so negative/sarcastic xD

[johncenafan586]

@jooonleyg i know right!!!!

[mussobrolvr13]

JPMETZ IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAME CLOSE TO STOPPING CHUCK NORRIS

[icyclough]

my friend...wuu2?

me.. nm just watching the coolest person on earth on youtube. u?

[xXxBlueEyedAngelxXx]

The fact that you live in New Jersey makes me never want to move out of state.

[ipodgirl95]

You have a gift. No one else can insult me that many times consecutively in one video while simultaneously putting on make-up like a pro <3

[TheMistress102]

you live in nj? me too!! living by the beack rocks :)

[Zyunaful]

Cool Runnings FTW!!!! I love you so much more now jpmetz!

[dominic7194]

Hahaha, "if it looks pointy then make it pointy!!" ur amazing:D

[AzureusRush]

oh man, you slay me everytime XD

[RissanKenge]

if i were a guy id marry you.

[btistheshiznt]

I wish the Jamaican bob sledding team was like the one in cool runnings</3

[astr323]

THE OLYMPICS THE FRIG

[KazukiAkimoto1987]

Can u do a Japanese MakeUp ? thanks...

[SophiaDecker01]

Never enjoyed being told how stupid I am....

[apoloisGOD]

God? Is that YOU?

[TheWhitepeperidiot]

lolo i love ur videos XD there so funny

[StevenMProductions]

I'm sorry, but when I saw you with eyeliner only on one eye I laughed my ass off because it looked like one eye was 2 times bigger than the other. Aaahh, I love the things eye liner can do. <3

[BunnykinzxXxX]

i think the main reason people watch your videos is to see how rediculous you are. and yes. i am a mindless moron!!! (:

[AndreaManion]

That eyeliner looks fucking ridiculous haha

[lizzietupman]

I think the reason you make youtube videos is because watching some ranting videos is funny, but obviously if any of your fans actually knew you and had to hear you slag of EVERYTHING ALLLLLLLL THE TIME, they'd get pretty bored of it.

[Carlieee1]

im glad your not my mother .

[bob10162]

you have ms?

[OrgasmicPancakes]

"The olympics are stupid and boring."

I have never heard anything so true.

[flyingspacepotatoes]

@OrgasmicPancakes about the olympics

[elvendragon]

There is a God! Someone else thinks the Olympics are boring.

[whiterexy789]

i watched cool runnings today. it was almost as awesome as you

[s0phs196]

do all you guys comment stuff like 'im in love with you, marry me!' and 'your words of wisdom touch my heart' and blardi bla bla to get your comments in her videos?

[Honeybuwn]

UR AMAZING//BEAUTIFUL//FUNNY . MARRY ME. 

[CandyStar027]

You are so freaking funny! I love you~ I'm so glad I found your videos~

[sweetpee2007]

lmao your voice is annoyingand your as fuck but your hella funny

[MacabreWizard]

"Don't mistake me for someone who has (like) integrity or cares about these videos."

--JPMETZ

Words of wisdom.

[LIAxx7]

I love how you smacktalk your viewers. I feel so loved when watching you. <3

[lambcabobs]

DO ALEJANDRO MAKE-UP!

[mole4prez]

BAHAHAHAHA. i love you!

[beccabear747]

if I could be anyone in the world I would be jpmetz.

[twentythree2life]

lol you're makeup just happened. the talking...haha...

[animegurl023]

i like you. you're funny :)

[kittehlovelynear]

i don't blame you, snow sucks ass.

[emocamvampire]

Im not a moron Im a zombie

[danm966]

Thanks for calling me a "mindless moron" :) I LOVE YOU <3

[jst66stang88]

I thought i was the Number 1 Hater!!!

[rabbidrabbitpwns]

Cool Runnings reference ftw!

[whoaaaitslilyy]

You would make a great president.

[zorkiglass]

@whoaaaitslilyy of Wendy's

[MissGiJay]

@whoaaaitslilyy 

[devinmacd33]

fucking love

[stratoleft]

With all the makeup commercials on TV and stuff, this one is about as good as them, without even apparently trying.

[tkfood2]

wait do you really have MS? My friend's dad has it, it's really fucked up lady. Really.

[MariieeAnn]

the make up looks really bad. 

[BroadwayCat92]

Hahahahaha you're awesome!! I wish there was more people like you

[donkids]

You're the best, I love you.

[backtoyou1000]

I've seen every video of yours and I do not own one piece of make up. I'm not even sure what the hell the point of eye-liner is. But I love you. You called me dumb, or mindless at least 5 times. And to be honest, I think I'm completely gay for you.

[ReconditeLyricist]

@backtoyou1000 Hahaha. That was really weird but it made me happy. :)

[backtoyou1000]

@ReconditeLyricist Hahah I'm glad ;) There's just something about jpmetz..

[DaniBee2900]

Holy shit you live in new jersey! I do too.....

[JxOxTxSxB]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

[taysayssexme]

i just wanna rub your face .

[magict101293]

I love the fact that that you did this while you hands were numb. <3 you're amazing.

[LyssaLogan]

I take it you've seen the movie Cool Runnings, Jamaican bobsled team :D

[ilysoccer09]

I'm straight but...i feel this urge to marry you...

[Reneelawrence666]

Lmao i *love* you!! <3

[chocolateXDlove]

put down (:

[sissy19568]

I cant stop watching ur videos! (: love u!

[MJST1482]

i hate living in new jersey and the stupid weather.... raah!

[CEMPgrlz4]

jersey giirrllss!!!<3 go us!!!

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