Shit Guys Don't Say Out Loud

[oakcliff621]

LOL fucking true every single bit

[lucandhenry]

hahaha "sorry my testicles are stuck to my thigh" hahaha

[supacrazy55]

the ones about farting and some of the shitting ones have definitely been said out loud. we're guys we love those jokes

[sigepcane]

KCCO from Chicago

[mattgordon87]

@sigepcane chive on, friend

[carliebotrie]

NICE METRIC SHIRT BRO!

[KittySniperette]

that one guy is really cute! the white one with the eyes

[lordyjabujabu15]

sadly my friends say over half of these out loud

[trainium323]

KCCO

[ByPhantomYuki]

thumbs up if u typed shit

[AntiHater23]

Haha! This is so true for me. Except for the herpes thing, I don't have herpes, yet.

[gennaiafebbraio]

Scary! Do guys really think all this??

[randomKLML]

*Shit guys already say out loud*

[lesmagnifique]

I kind of feel like us girls are never good enough for boys right about now....

[Getoverit143]

@lesmagnifique

I was just about to say that too. :(

[grayjared]

KCCO

[Superduperalilooper]

KONY 2012.

STOP JOSEPH KONY.

[aleighachan]

is that what that awkward leg shuffle is about yor balls get stuck to your thigh? wow *enlightened*

[tayban93]

@aleighachan Yup. Pretty much it. Oh that or you think you're a G and are sagging. in wich case you should do everyone around you a favor and trip him for errybodies amusement.

[kobe24mvp81]

I have thought about all of these basically

[silverwind520]

0:34 in the middle of class ._.

[EmoSkaterJenn]

my guy friends tell me all the time that they have a boner.

-_-

[Twolves4lLyfe]

constipation!!!!

[StarWallace]

testicle|thigh = reality.

[GoBuckeyes86]

Love the Cleveland hat!

[guschamber]

''Hahaha.. that's not actually funny, this is a pity laugh'' how many countless times i've did that already.

[EpIcSaLsA1]

1:24 I sat that...

[thehotgerman]

2:07 LOL!!!

[Hardyimpact21]

Your baby is fucking ugly!!! xD lmao

[Astrozombie6669]

green shirt dude is hawt :D and this is hilarius! best vid ive seen in a while

[Hc0518]

intercourese....the sexual kind! LLH soo funnyy!!

[pookie107]

"CONSTIPATION !!" dead...

[exmo7]

All the boner things are true i get then anytime randomly.

[Twolves4lLyfe]

@exmo7 it's the worst :P especially when you're at school or with friends

[putiiflyy2]

lmfaooo omg im dyinnn rii now

[alibabas925]

"Im farting" (: ahhahahaha

[akoeppel1]

A7X poster!

[xohearts16]

hilarious video lmao. also that one guy has gorgeous eyes

[shhhdontte11]

Keep calm and Chive on !!!!!

[caddeycreeper1]

this is the funniest thing EVER

[shelbyoryan11]

omg that one dude is so fuckin sexy.... mmmmmm

[TheFruntblunt]

1:44 hahahhaah

[JoelMatton]

This video could also be called "Things people with aspergers actually do say"

[LaurenElisabeth1990]

@JoelMatton Do you mean tourettes? Aspergers is a form of Autism..?

[0LaPola]

this could use some classic music in the back.

[FiyahAndy]

Damn, I thought mine was good, this is fuckin awesome!

[morganofyork]

KEEP CALM & CHIVE ON!

[irishkid4688]

Chive on!!

[daphenom64]

lmfaooooooo holyy shit so truee

[darkrdemon499]

lol i diddnt know youtube is porn?

[TheZayed247]

@darkrdemon499 I KNOW RIGHT!?

[Kickass1234567]

i dont know what this is i honestly say every single thing in this to my friends of both sexes, just to make things awkward

[sciamhach]

@Kickass1234567 1:28

[Player44Drty]

haha fascinating and applicable

[femmeNIQITA]

lol the black boy had the nastiest lines of all of them!

[diana1vasquez]

lol!



[omgitsamyyy]

"I won't be calling! :)"

[gloriiaenFlores]

"HI i'm here to bang your daughter"

i totally read my bf's mind when someone else opens the door

[narutoisakiller]

best one is at 0:08

[MJForever500]

"I just coughed on the salad but I'm not making another one."

[UndergroundStru]

"Can I call you back? I'm masturbating."

I've said this...

[MadBurglar]

ahaha pretty funny

[trentprideaux]

I'm materbating lol

[ColeIAm]

My brother ALWAYS tells me when farts.

He'll be like "Hey? Do you smell that?" and I'll say "What?" then he'll let one rip.

[MsBum123]

Oh sorry mom u almost caught me watching porn XD KNEW it was gonna be in there somewhere

[7Sharukh]

i wont be calling...... lmao hahaha freaking true

[supmajc]

legit keep calm chive on t-shirt



[madewithdonuts]

Oh god when he puts the banana in his mouth lol

[MsKanyewestlover]

CONSTIPATION

[HEATtwigz567]

lol 0:4 - 0:6 true

[apceacatura1]

testicle stuck to thigh. so fuckin true lol

[0fficialDjGiovanni]

You forgot I play World Of Warcraft.

[GotDatSwaggg]

Obviously the black guy get's the worst ones!

[MultiBlackMagic69]

"I'M MASTURBATING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[eremedioe624]

I have a boner. WHAT.

[mileysnumber1fannotu]

Your vagina smells really bad.

[itsayla95]

" HEY, I 'M HERE TO BANG YOUR DAUGHTER!" Literally the best thing EVER.

[missuXs2]

the guy in the green shirt was H

OTTT

[coolschoolygirl260]

hi, I'm here to bang your daughter OMFG.

[girardte]

KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON

[SuperMarlinsfan]

hey mom, u almost caught me watchin porn lmao

[Adrianrendell]

You are alot uglier real life than on facebook!

FUCKING REALITY.

[heelsoverhead0280]

@Adrianrendell yeah that's why I used the TriForce Eagle pic

[omfgCantGetaUsername]

"Hey, man. Can I call you back I'm masturbating?" I'm fucking done....LMMFAO! ahhhhahahaha

[Zackinattor]

I'm farting. That's something i say ALL THE TIME. LOL.

[differentdivsguitar]

Knock, knock, IM MASTURBATING LOL

[killuminatiplz]

lol, he gotta boner putting a banana in his mouth, hilarious........i've dated the less attractive sister b4 smh

[turnstyletouchbunny]

"Hey!" "Yeah?" "I have a boner" "WHAT?" haha ROFLMAO!

[myluckynumberis14]

20% off @Karmaloop and 10% off @PLNDR with rep code 21195 ! Used when checking out! an extra 1% when combined with promo codes on both sites!.... i am starting to hate the shit people say videos

[thatdamnbrownman]

Hahaha only 95% of my thoughts! Hahahaha!

[EManBN]

I watched until 5 seconds when I saw that huge douchebag in a winter hat trying to be cool.

[mFoleyy]

truer words have never been spoken

[jvillaverde17]

LMFAO

[bazzil253]

@Twizz6 KCCO!!!

[rockerman93]

KCCO!!!



[sportsfan89z]

00:31 THIS

[eurosupercarzz]

I just farted in my jacuzzi WATCHING THIS LMAO

[taylorann100]

this is the greatest thing ever!

[Zecho93]

Half of these things I DO say...

[Twizz6]

keep calm and chive on!

[ThatOneSkier]

"Hi, I'm here to bang your daughter."

[ChurroMyChicken]

"Oh, hey mom. You almost just caught me watching porn." AHAHHAHAHA XD

[victim515]

i say some of this outloud...

[YooEfO]

"Hi, I'm here to bang your doughtier" lol

[Nerdsftw2124]

This is too true...

[minxmasquerade]

Interesting. My boyfriend has actually told me that his testicle was stuck to his thigh. It's happened more than once. Hahahahaha.

[dustystar86]

masturbating and pooping! Lmao!

[cassndbellersforevrs]

"I'm farting........ :)"

hahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhaha­hahhahhahaah

[facebhav]

Constipation loool

[265CoJ]

"I'm only going down on you cause I can't get it up" The truest thing ever

[vvmusic17]

I always see guys scratching their asses on the corner of tables!

[Taylayify]

KEEP CALM & CHIVE ON!

[Gwenx13]

"......... I'm farting!"

[TheKornesczuk]

1:14 DEATH BAT MOTHER FUCKER

[krazy4jeremy]

1:14 deathbat!!!!

[TheHillo999]

"im masterbating" hahahaha

[TheHillo999]

"hey i have a boner" "hi im here to vang your daughter" lol

[elenasabrina]

i love the guy at the end hahaha 'i wont be calling'

[nedned8]

Hi, im here to bang your daughter. HAHAAHAAAA

[MultiNzOne]

I'm scratching my ass on the corner of your table lmao!

[atolm1]

the guy in the green top is hot

[VillainsPride]

Sorry... my testicle was stuck to my thigh... Every guy who watched this video at that moment felt a bro-nection.

[pringlescan81]

oh crap, i say all of these things. no wonder i have no friends!

[pedji23]

Keep Calm and Chive On :) :)

[rich763690]

''i'm MASTURBATINH!!!!!'' ROFLMAO!

[TheJpun]

A CHIVER!



[xXTaylorMayXx]

CONSTIPATION!! XD

[Hanooni17]

CONSTIPATION!



[ExtraRavigant]

"sorry, my testicle was stuck to my thigh." lmfao!

[Trainian]

Why wouldn't you say these? I don't front and DGAF

[soccer12336]

lol Its funny how accurate this is

[mark1811able]

i know who you are you have no privacy settings on facebook lol that sounds like some stalker shit.

[johnwhosthat]

1:12 a7x deathbat on the headboard of the bed l

[46tearsforyou]

I'll call you back, I'm masturbating. I've definitely heard that one from my boyfriend, and other guy friends.

[Soccerisdope4]

Sorry, my testicles were stuck to my thigh.

Lmao best one

[cbhandcbh10]

hahahaha ctfu

[Franciumflourine]

somehow, before I saw the comments, I knew the top one would be something said in the video

[Choctopping]

Should be "Shit Guys Do Say Aloud"

[KareemRahima]

Lol Lots Of This, I Do Say Outloud

[TheReptileRob]

"i wont be calling!" *smiles and waves* LOL

[MaqnificentLove]

Constipation!! Lmao

[MrCrystaal]

omg that guy in the green top

[youcantbeattheasians]

Me and my friends say all of this out loud...

[Kdogg90tellem]

CONstaPATION!

[RazzSnipes]

1:38 ha to funny

[into357]

ugh guys r pigs....:/

[bcordsrufus]

KCCO!!



[TheMONKEYSHINEZ]

HI......IM HERE TO BANG YOUR DAUGHTER.....LMAO

[TheMarcelloFabrizi]

Very funny, gentlemen.



[EDog991]

actully my brother says "i wouldnt go in the bathroom i just pooped" to everyone lol

[boomeranghugs]

This is my favorite "sh*t people say video" (:

[MrPablacito]

fuck i say a lot of this stuff out loud xD

[Efriz15]

Chive on!

[oCellyBelly]

taaha. lies. guys say all of this. 

[SteezyW]

@oCellyBelly No, but now we know the type of guys you hang out with.

[TheRealCrayon]

This is great! 

[pablovirus]

"My testicles stuck to my thigh" 

classic.

[AnotherIncipient]

The testicles thing? No, guys say that. My ex-roommate used to feel the need to announce this every time he moved.

[rockgor]

This video may have upset some people. Well, women. And with good reason.

However, I read a study recently from John Hopkins or Vanderbilt Medical Center

(one ah them prestigious places) this video only applies to about ninety some percent

of men.

[JDSBCC]

0:27 Youtube is porn!

[konradkayden09]

"your grandparents look dead, already." literally spit out my cereal --____-- dyingggg laughing.

[hondah3ad385]

I'm only going down on you cause I can't get it up lmao. It happens o_O

[MrChillGuy]

Im masturbating...and pooping

Fuck that was funny

[derone73]

ive said most of this stuff

[nyquilBIKES]

Heyy.............I have a Boner!!! lol

[joshuabenfarrell]

nice

[Live6Love6Laugh]

hahahaha omg