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  • You are a Viking.

  • Now there is no doubt, YOU are a pirate.

  • hahaha this was jookes

  • lol faggots hes a viking pirate raping ur whole family

  • Techno Viking is welcome to join the Somali Pirates anyday :D

  • Everyone should see my Technoviking remake...

    NOW!

  • @johnnyreality wow....your remake sucks ass!!!! alot of ass!!!!!!!!

  • hahaha pirate thats some good shit

  • why make fun of the TechnoViking?

    pirates and vikings dont mix :D

  • He´s a viking.. not a pirate

  • hahahahaha

  • LOL

  • lame

  • greatest video on youtube?

  • xDD

  • It has to be the funniest thing ever created.

  • i love it, makes me laugh each time i see it!! hahahhaha

  • Vikings are pirates that attack cities instead of ship!

  • LOLOL gd one

  • how laim

  • Pirates are vikings, for all those who think otherwise.

    Rofl.

    <3 Technoviking.

  • He's still a viking

  • pirates wasnt only vikings :P

    and he isnt a German, he is an American Viking who dance on fcuk parade in Germany!

  • a german viking :D

  • i'll think i'll keep my stars

  • hahahaha thats all i can say to that

  • your bullshit

  • HE NOT A PIRATE!!! HE A VIKING!!!!!

  • OMG WIIIIN

  • five fucking stars

  • LMAO

  • The Dean of Mean Keith Jardine.

  • lmao

  • idiot

  • Technoviking for Prime Minister!!!!! What a legend!

  • i am seriously fucking crying watching this shit LOL!!!!!!

  • Technoviking=0

  • hehe

  • ...now thatd clean this place up haha

  • lol

  • prick

  • he is our technoviking. how dare you.

  • haha nice lol

  • XD lolz

  • LMAOOOO ahahahah so funny!!! i love it ahah great!! énormissime, this is a real youtuber's video

  • yaaaay!

  • ajaj FUCKERS!!! THEY DONT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEY LIVES ! !:S ....

  • TechnoViking will have your head for this!

    He will rip your head off and he will bake a cake from it! (yes, a CAKE!)

  • but still...he will have revenge!

  • someone should do this video with "men in tights" from robin hood parody

  • nnnnnnnnooooooo

  • this man you rubbish is an absolute god

  • He is a god You said it

  • No you are.

    ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!!

  • prick

  • are you sure you aren't one of those kids?

  • Absolute God

  • hahaha, nice work

  • WOOOOHOOOO IMAH PIRATE BITCHES!!!

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa­aaaaaaaaa

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha­hahahahahaahahahha!!!!!

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha­ hahahahahaahahahha!!!!!

  • nnnnnnnnoooooooo

  • what bullshit

  • I AM A PIRATE!1!

    ARRR YARRR

  • Great!!1111111 XD

  • techno viking sais I'm a pirate!! shiver me timbers!

  • If Techno Viking says it... IT MUST BE TRUE!

    EVERYONE WHO WATCHED THIS IS A PIRATE!

  • Well I guess I better join the Black Lagoon crew then.

  • Almost lost a lung! Good Lord datz funny!

  • wow u made technoviking funnier, didnt think that could happen

  • ahahah! great! absolutly great! ahah

  • Nice song

  • lol

  • More like a viking

  • I AM A PIRATE!1!

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ xD very funny lol

  • I LUL'D

  • I think the music says "ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING"

  • haha technoviking is the gay pirate captain

  • YOU THINK YOU CAN MATCH THE MIGHT OF THE TECNHOVIKING LORD? i dont think so......

    hail Tecnhoviking

  • hahahaha I lOVE IT haha

  • ROFL

  • haha after i read this it dose

  • YOU ARE A POO PIRATE

    ARR YAARR du du du du..

    stick ur dick in and you can pass

    IM HE BLACK DICK ON THE END OF THE MAST

    YOU ARE A POO PIRATE

    ps:its wot its sounds like ONLY

  • LOL!

  • 'jerkin and thinkin yer fat'

    i heard.

  • Ahahahaha

  • LMAO that song is from lazytown...

  • Hi Kiki. Allow me to not repost and kick your fucking face in for spamming on a TechnoViking video.

    Get the Fuck Off my internets.

  • can enyone tell me the words to that little song thing??

  • nope xD

  • that vid sucked.

  • Hát ez kurva jó.

    Its very funny:)

  • lol this is so funnnnnyyyyy!!!!! but a bit gay

  • lol this is sooo gay very funny.

  • Technoviking would crush all the pirates, AND knights

  • lame

  • lol i cnt stop watching it lol hahahahha

  • james is a queer :D

  • mikes a fag

  • u left too 1's after pirite!11

  • hehehehehe

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • lmfao

  • hahahahahahahahhaahhahaha made me lol!

  • I know he is a tit, but thats not funny.......

  • lolololololo XD

  • that's really stupid.

  • onebadcrewx4, expect to see technoviking at your doorstep very soon for ruining his image with a pirate song.

  • LOL !!!

  • Fantastico Technoviking

  • hola

  • lol

  • WTF? LOL

  • LOL XD

  • Lol

  • imba

  • lmao

  • LOL

  • loop it more.

    this is great 8-)

  • ahhhaaa !!

  • lol

  • Chuck Norris vs Technoviking !

    What a great battle

  • This Foreign creature must be stopped

  • chuck norris tried to stop him, but he failed. and from what i hear that means he can't be stopped.

  • funny but that guy would probibly kick ur ass if he saw this

  • HES THE TECHNO VIKING WOHOO!!! LOL

  • BLASPHEMY!!

  • call an ambulance !!! I'm dying from laughing ;)

  • HEHE FANTASTICO

  • looool

    Great match xD

  • I love this guy! lolllllllll

  • I love this guy! lolllllllll

  • ROFL i love this video!! :D HILARIOUS

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • ROLF!!!

  • YOU ARE A FAILURE!

  • lawl

  • same

  • LMFAO

  • Pirate? Yeah....butt pirate...Or better yet....queer buccaneer. LOL

  • Seriously dude delete this video before its too late, you should never have made it. Don't you know who this guy is? He's harder than chuck norris and if he sees this he's going to come and find you!!!

  • OH GOD WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

  • lol thats funny. who the fuck is this guy and does he just walk down streets dancing like a cocksucker when he feels like it?

  • Why not? You gonna stop the Techno Viking?!?! GL with that

  • i just wana know how you randomly get some sort of a float to drive with this bitch dancing like a retard on crack having a convulsion at the same time - whilst filming him?

  • if u cant kill chuck norris, and techno viking can, how r u going to kill technoviking ????

  • that was sooo fucking random lol

  • made me lol. nothing more than that.

  • Good concept but that was extremely, horribly, badly, really not done well.

  • AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­H nice nice

  • Dude you ruined the techno viking video with this retarded Butt PIRATE SHIT..........

  • Techno Viking... what a looney hahaha

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDD

    Dude i love u!

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDD

    Dude i love u!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHA

    i need to go change my pants...

  • that is soo funny haha

    the randomest thing ive seen i a lonnng time hahaha

  • But Techno Viking never double dips in Bruce Lee's pudding... you can count on that!

  • where r these ppl dancing around in the streets!!!! i always try to get my riends to dance n the street but they never will!!!!

  • its in berlin  during the loveparade

  • nope, its the fuckparade

  • lol this is the most random funniest shit i've seen today, lol, 5 stars

  • lol

  • xDDD awesome

  • lol that waz phuckin funny