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Technoviking would not survive a battle against RAMBO!!!If Technoviking jumped off cliff in First Blood like John Rambo did,He would have broken those little twiggy legs he has!
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those bastards now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crush
Seriously dude delete this video before its too late, you should never have made it. Don't you know who this guy is? He's harder than chuck norris and if he sees this he's going to come and find you!!!
i just wana know how you randomly get some sort of a float to drive with this bitch dancing like a retard on crack having a convulsion at the same time - whilst filming him?
When the Boogyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. But when Chuck Norris crosses the street, he looks both ways for the Techno Viking!
You are a Viking.
matty406 5 months ago in playlist Technoviking
Now there is no doubt, YOU are a pirate.
Zeoaesir 9 months ago
hahaha this was jookes
SuperUncleruckus 9 months ago
lol faggots hes a viking pirate raping ur whole family
eqxotiC 1 year ago
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he will crush you
Selecter64 1 year ago
Techno Viking is welcome to join the Somali Pirates anyday :D
NomadSpirit555 1 year ago
Everyone should see my Technoviking remake...
NOW!
johnnyreality 1 year ago
@johnnyreality wow....your remake sucks ass!!!! alot of ass!!!!!!!!
iamboredrightnow24 1 year ago
hahaha pirate thats some good shit
bBb4lyfe 1 year ago
why make fun of the TechnoViking?
pirates and vikings dont mix :D
ability1213 2 years ago 3
He´s a viking.. not a pirate
straatveger90 2 years ago 3
hahahahaha
JmanM 2 years ago
LOL
SUPERCREG1990 2 years ago
lame
TomytoNTF 2 years ago
greatest video on youtube?
Blentastic 2 years ago
xDD
Jeysen94 2 years ago
It has to be the funniest thing ever created.
SimJag 2 years ago
i love it, makes me laugh each time i see it!! hahahhaha
evey4seth 2 years ago
Vikings are pirates that attack cities instead of ship!
TheIDCLeader 2 years ago 2
LOLOL gd one
q8wizard 2 years ago
how laim
chongartist04 2 years ago
Pirates are vikings, for all those who think otherwise.
Rofl.
<3 Technoviking.
speedcolt32 2 years ago
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this isnt a viking!
its a GERMAN! from germany....
xaranduhr 2 years ago
He's still a viking
weepaul666 2 years ago 22
pirates wasnt only vikings :P
and he isnt a German, he is an American Viking who dance on fcuk parade in Germany!
bosu21041990 2 years ago
a german viking :D
Pornmaggot 2 years ago
i'll think i'll keep my stars
canadaislive 2 years ago
hahahaha thats all i can say to that
CHEZZYTOAST 2 years ago
your bullshit
keepitidy 2 years ago
HE NOT A PIRATE!!! HE A VIKING!!!!!
IronSaucer 2 years ago 9
OMG WIIIIN
pillarmusicrocks 2 years ago
five fucking stars
howboutahug 2 years ago 2
LMAO
xTROJANxX 2 years ago
The Dean of Mean Keith Jardine.
Daniel78219 3 years ago 2
lmao
rehatiels 3 years ago
idiot
keeganeeeeeeeeee 3 years ago
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Semperfi1993 3 years ago
Technoviking for Prime Minister!!!!! What a legend!
sdbarn1980 3 years ago
i am seriously fucking crying watching this shit LOL!!!!!!
pigdogateferret 3 years ago 6
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Technoviking would not survive a battle against RAMBO!!!If Technoviking jumped off cliff in First Blood like John Rambo did,He would have broken those little twiggy legs he has!
yamahajunkie 3 years ago
Technoviking=0
sokinikos23 3 years ago
hehe
AbbyBrooks88 3 years ago
...now thatd clean this place up haha
topnosxrs 3 years ago
lol
2degucitas 3 years ago 2
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They say this guy is a Legend! They must mean a LEGENDARY RETARDED ASSHAT!!!
His dance makes me wanna stamp my feet and clap my hands... all over his fuckin head!
Someone nuke this fooker quick! lol
voxt3r 3 years ago
prick
jimbob200008 3 years ago 4
he is our technoviking. how dare you.
Agresif 3 years ago 7
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dude, don't laugh at the technoviking if u don't want problems with the German mafia
channoranioo 3 years ago
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Hahahaha...
channoranioo, if your head was any further up this german tards ass, your gonna need a fookin snorkle!
Get with the now and wake the fuck up before the head on collision with reality nukes you completely!
voxt3r 3 years ago
haha nice lol
jondover0 3 years ago 2
XD lolz
finalfantasyiscool22 3 years ago 5
LMAOOOO ahahahah so funny!!! i love it ahah great!! énormissime, this is a real youtuber's video
FabuleuxFab 3 years ago
yaaaay!
trippywalnut 3 years ago
ajaj FUCKERS!!! THEY DONT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEY LIVES ! !:S ....
TGKDEBIAN 3 years ago
TechnoViking will have your head for this!
He will rip your head off and he will bake a cake from it! (yes, a CAKE!)
lalnaab 3 years ago 2
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The cake is a lie
xSilentLoki 3 years ago
but still...he will have revenge!
lalnaab 3 years ago
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He can only suck dicks...he is ridiculous and he deserves it
sokinikos23 3 years ago
someone should do this video with "men in tights" from robin hood parody
pabloelpiojoso 3 years ago
nnnnnnnnooooooo
jiguen 3 years ago
this man you rubbish is an absolute god
austpom333 3 years ago 2
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he is a god...of FAGGOTS
sokinikos23 3 years ago
He is a god You said it
austpom333 3 years ago 5
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...of faggots
sokinikos23 3 years ago
No you are.
ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!!
ShinyGoldenNipplz 3 years ago 6
prick
jimbob200008 3 years ago 2
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omg!!!im a fukin pirate!!!
wow this is wiered some gay kids were singing this and i thought they were the only retrds that kno this song
pinkb7777 3 years ago
are you sure you aren't one of those kids?
sallyesq 3 years ago 2
Absolute God
austpom333 3 years ago 5
hahaha, nice work
gene2033 3 years ago
WOOOOHOOOO IMAH PIRATE BITCHES!!!
ManicBlur 3 years ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
TEEDA 3 years ago 3
ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahha!!!!!
crazygoat85 3 years ago 4
ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha hahahahahaahahahha!!!!!
Accordsir1 3 years ago
nnnnnnnnoooooooo
ritgrant 3 years ago 2
what bullshit
WashingtonXJ 3 years ago
I AM A PIRATE!1!
ARRR YARRR
Davethewerewolf 3 years ago
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NIE CZYTAJ TEGO!!!!
JA PRZECZYTAŁEM I ZAŁUJE!!! WYBACZCIE!!!!
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Jeżeli nie skopiujesz i wkleisz tego na 10 wideo twoj kot umrze w 4 godzinach
hiszspain 3 years ago
Great!!1111111 XD
grogmaninteractive 3 years ago
techno viking sais I'm a pirate!! shiver me timbers!
Haxxzors 3 years ago 2
If Techno Viking says it... IT MUST BE TRUE!
EVERYONE WHO WATCHED THIS IS A PIRATE!
BoomerDerSheriff 3 years ago 12
Well I guess I better join the Black Lagoon crew then.
ZZOni 3 years ago
Almost lost a lung! Good Lord datz funny!
PAULBLUNTZER 3 years ago
wow u made technoviking funnier, didnt think that could happen
madchester30 3 years ago
ahahah! great! absolutly great! ahah
DavDeath89 3 years ago
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Click on my channel to see a technoviking parody by my mom
Valthecatlover 3 years ago
Nice song
dotapotamus 3 years ago
lol
48maria58 3 years ago
More like a viking
Ferzandi44 3 years ago
I AM A PIRATE!1!
Davethewerewolf 3 years ago
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ xD very funny lol
sergio171286 3 years ago
I LUL'D
xJGN 3 years ago
I think the music says "ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING"
MetroidMilkMan 3 years ago
haha technoviking is the gay pirate captain
tomasmk 3 years ago
YOU THINK YOU CAN MATCH THE MIGHT OF THE TECNHOVIKING LORD? i dont think so......
hail Tecnhoviking
carlitos90odc 3 years ago
hahahaha I lOVE IT haha
krasserplayer 3 years ago
ROFL
Shindara62 3 years ago
haha after i read this it dose
scabreaper 3 years ago
YOU ARE A POO PIRATE
ARR YAARR du du du du..
stick ur dick in and you can pass
IM HE BLACK DICK ON THE END OF THE MAST
YOU ARE A POO PIRATE
ps:its wot its sounds like ONLY
SOSTUPIDWAAA 3 years ago 5
LOL!
noisecape 3 years ago
'jerkin and thinkin yer fat'
i heard.
noisecape 3 years ago
Ahahahaha
Meown1987 3 years ago
LMAO that song is from lazytown...
bobdude81 3 years ago
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My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those bastards now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crush
IluvNY12 3 years ago
Hi Kiki. Allow me to not repost and kick your fucking face in for spamming on a TechnoViking video.
Get the Fuck Off my internets.
FF5addict6 3 years ago
can enyone tell me the words to that little song thing??
CodyMaxwell1 3 years ago
nope xD
noisecape 3 years ago
that vid sucked.
csgron 3 years ago 3
Hát ez kurva jó.
Its very funny:)
retek4ever 3 years ago
lol this is so funnnnnyyyyy!!!!! but a bit gay
superglue072008 3 years ago 2
lol this is sooo gay very funny.
tele2008 3 years ago 2
Technoviking would crush all the pirates, AND knights
KevinLounsberry 3 years ago 6
lame
Hagelnot 3 years ago
lol i cnt stop watching it lol hahahahha
farley56 3 years ago
james is a queer :D
samlopezz1120 3 years ago
mikes a fag
FckThsFckerImCmmntin 3 years ago
u left too 1's after pirite!11
Stonez4 3 years ago
hehehehehe
elreydechicle 3 years ago
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JamesTAlucard 3 years ago
lmfao
LiveForBh 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahhaahhahaha made me lol!
heinekenFTW 3 years ago
I know he is a tit, but thats not funny.......
Bazabrush 3 years ago
lolololololo XD
yotimeisup 3 years ago
that's really stupid.
silkduck 3 years ago
onebadcrewx4, expect to see technoviking at your doorstep very soon for ruining his image with a pirate song.
Kholdstaer 3 years ago
LOL !!!
the0darth0reetveter 3 years ago
Fantastico Technoviking
VALDIGNE 3 years ago
hola
lukskywalkar 3 years ago
lol
latinkon3 3 years ago
WTF? LOL
iIVEthERe22 3 years ago
LOL XD
Repainer 3 years ago
Lol
ElKorto13 3 years ago
imba
entrothar 3 years ago
lmao
battlingpig 3 years ago
LOL
nutellandusil 3 years ago
loop it more.
this is great 8-)
dgreen002 3 years ago
ahhhaaa !!
mana49000 3 years ago
lol
mayzon111222 3 years ago
Chuck Norris vs Technoviking !
What a great battle
TheJaggon 3 years ago 2
This Foreign creature must be stopped
Pisceanz 3 years ago 2
chuck norris tried to stop him, but he failed. and from what i hear that means he can't be stopped.
PandaClaw 3 years ago
funny but that guy would probibly kick ur ass if he saw this
popcorn732 3 years ago 15
HES THE TECHNO VIKING WOHOO!!! LOL
mmee1233 3 years ago
BLASPHEMY!!
MPizzal 3 years ago 2
call an ambulance !!! I'm dying from laughing ;)
ss23pwnd 3 years ago
HEHE FANTASTICO
Freccia59 3 years ago
looool
Great match xD
TheJaggon 3 years ago
I love this guy! lolllllllll
hightek669 3 years ago
I love this guy! lolllllllll
hightek669 3 years ago
ROFL i love this video!! :D HILARIOUS
overridedk 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
rikyhendrixx 3 years ago
ROLF!!!
Massivedingling 3 years ago
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raulvz 3 years ago
YOU ARE A FAILURE!
powerup151 3 years ago
lawl
drblake 3 years ago
same
DoDGeRys 3 years ago
LMFAO
dickkwikkwek 3 years ago
Pirate? Yeah....butt pirate...Or better yet....queer buccaneer. LOL
40ozmadness 3 years ago
Seriously dude delete this video before its too late, you should never have made it. Don't you know who this guy is? He's harder than chuck norris and if he sees this he's going to come and find you!!!
DAVEtheMAGICIAN 3 years ago 4
OH GOD WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?
Sottho92 3 years ago
lol thats funny. who the fuck is this guy and does he just walk down streets dancing like a cocksucker when he feels like it?
dollsz 3 years ago
Why not? You gonna stop the Techno Viking?!?! GL with that
Bobbler23 3 years ago
i just wana know how you randomly get some sort of a float to drive with this bitch dancing like a retard on crack having a convulsion at the same time - whilst filming him?
dollsz 3 years ago
if u cant kill chuck norris, and techno viking can, how r u going to kill technoviking ????
SGT4EVA 3 years ago 3
that was sooo fucking random lol
speirsy 3 years ago 3
made me lol. nothing more than that.
bambou1991 3 years ago 2
Good concept but that was extremely, horribly, badly, really not done well.
beauch 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH nice nice
jesusfreak337 3 years ago
Dude you ruined the techno viking video with this retarded Butt PIRATE SHIT..........
radiographer07 3 years ago
Techno Viking... what a looney hahaha
zn8ke 3 years ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dude i love u!
killerpiller54654 3 years ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dude i love u!
killerpiller54654 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i need to go change my pants...
Janash37 3 years ago 2
that is soo funny haha
the randomest thing ive seen i a lonnng time hahaha
synned4lyfe 3 years ago
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When the Boogyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. But when Chuck Norris crosses the street, he looks both ways for the Techno Viking!
TheRealDrache 3 years ago 2
But Techno Viking never double dips in Bruce Lee's pudding... you can count on that!
johnny2117 3 years ago 2
where r these ppl dancing around in the streets!!!! i always try to get my riends to dance n the street but they never will!!!!
Bmoz628 3 years ago
its in berlin during the loveparade
korbulo 3 years ago
nope, its the fuckparade
adarov 3 years ago 3
lol this is the most random funniest shit i've seen today, lol, 5 stars
ManWhoreRalph 3 years ago
lol
beastlair 3 years ago
xDDD awesome
joehm23 3 years ago
lol that waz phuckin funny
drumman1994 3 years ago