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  • *Cough!* *Cough!* .... Apologies, looks like I got hit hard with that fantasy "Captain Coughlin" disease where you actually expect a team to do well... but WAIT! What's that?!... uh huh.... hmmm.... Really?! Are you going to keep our Offensive Coordinator for the rest of the season?! Waaayyy?! WAAAYYY?!!! That's just such an idiotic move that has even the redskins laughing..................... God Bless us Giants Fans when we play Philly or Dallas

  • Coughlin....You atre a fuckin lousy coach and an ever worse human fuck you arrrrroooooggggannnnnt asssshyhhhoolllleeee

  • @djk28161 Dude r u forgetting Suber Bowl 42, you know the one where he took the 10-6 Giants to the super bowl and beat the 16-0 Patriots. Yeah hes terrible alright.

  • My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too.i hate this 2 but i believe.At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair.Those who repost this will get a..

  • This was in my newspaper.

  • "I got hot just watching that."

  • Why are so many of you chuckleheads making a joke out of this? I'm a friend of Coughlin's wife, and you have no idea how devastated she's been.

    It's been over 2 years now, and she still hasn't left the house.

  • i got hot just watching that? lol  wowow

  • How do they do this with a straight face?

  • i wonder how many times they laugh...

  • If Greg Clem makes it, he's probably gonna draft a new daughter... if you know what I mean

  • @PinkRavager LOL. Best joke I've heard yet!!!

  • He should have done a better job drafting the members of his family.

    Tsk tsk tsk poor scouting.

  • his daughter was hot

  • In Soviet Russia, this film was clipped.

  • This clip was filmed in Soviet Russia.

  • GINOBLI RE-AGGREVATED HIS FAKE ANKLE INJURY HAHAHAHA

  • guess he was stressed cause he had to work out a deal trading his daughter and that newborn baby to be named later for two new sons.

  • @099749 ....what the fuck are you talking about?

  • @MrBrilliantChaos

    Banning cults and every last stinking satanic one of them. You cant really ban them but you can make it illegal for them to hold any public office, should give the people some protection from the sickness. Still it was something I did ten mounths ago, on lots of different pages.

    The shaddow dwellers are going to be got rid of fear not, hopeful your children and no one elses in the future will have to put up the sick horrors they engage in.

  • @099749 But your not spamming it over youtube right?

  • @MrBrilliantChaos

    No. but if my comments could have a sig, it would probably read "ban all cults!"

  • lmao

  • DAMN {{{I WISH THATS MICHEAL JORDAN

  • Jesus, it looks so real. XD (I know it's not)

  • Gotta go with Sam Gillette

  • It's hard to take any commercial that runs before the Onion seriously....lol...

  • 'This does not reflect well on her'

  • but Greg Clem has no experience!

    ya gotta go with Sam Gillete

  • how do u lose a marriage ?

  • i'm thinking divorce

  • @liltip666666 divorce

  • Sam Gillette 4 life!!!!

  • I love the stats on Greg Clem

  • We have a lot to learn from him. Regie Greengrass always brings the heat.

  • hahah omg hilarious!!!

  • I´ve think this season Ginobili´s fake injury is finally gone!

  • "This shows he's got his priorities straight."

  • i gotta go....with greg clem. WOW

  • i have to go with greg clem

  • Tim's side comments just made things even more funnier

  • i wonder how this is going to affect Chris snee

  • wow, he survived the final sweat. that's god damn impressive

  • i got hot just watching that XD

  • "But with his youngest daughter graduating high school, Coughlin felt like he had nothing left to prove as a husband and a father." LOLLLL.

  • Marriage Record: 0-1

    LMFAO

  • thats right TC no time for family. LETS GO GIANTS!!!!!

  • STEAM ROOM hahahahahahahahahaha and I'm also laughing at the real news networks. A bunch of comedians can outdo them at their own jobs

  • Too true and the Daily Show owns all real news shows while the Colbert Report kicks them after they are down.

  • Coughlin retired from his family when he took the job at BC!

  • Can't blame Tom Coughlin.

    We had to sell 2 of our nephews to work 7 days a week at the family business. We just couldn't afford to work less while having to drive them to school, feed and clothe them. In the end, it's all about the bottom line, and sometimes you have to make sacrifices. We'll miss them.

  • Is that the Sportscenter set?

  • I got hot just watching that

    ROFL

  • how do they get the money to make these look so real?

  • as a youtube partner, they get paid when their ands are clicked, but they probably also sell DVDs.

    also, the solution to most eveything is GREEN SCREEN

  • eagles eat ass !!!!

    go big blue !

  • if the cardinals suck... that means the eagles are worse than "suck", doesn't it?

    And the Eagles were barely enough to beat the "lame-asses"... again, not quite good enough to beat the "suck".

  • Eagles > Giants

    Cardinals > Eagles

    Cardinals > Giants and Eagles

  • ROFL

  • he would

  • the set and graphics were spot on

  • "That does not reflect well on her" LOl omg this is hilarious

  • Manu is awesome lol!

  • guess who won....

  • That is funny dude, what show is this and when does it come on?

  • it doesnt

    its fake

  • Oh ok, I thought it was one of those mockery shows like "the soup"

  • nah it's done by the Onion. they have a magazine and website and everything that reports fake news haha

  • woah the onion has a magazine?!?!

  • Damn. I want some Nike "Stilts".

  • The desk was a perfect replica of ESPN's.

  • Too fucking funny. Tom Coughlin would probably do this anyway xD

  • Marriage record...........0-1!

  • "That does reflect well on her." Perfect.

  • Just because of the awesome title i rated 5 stars.

  • hahahah

  • haha I love how they rip the douche bags at ESPN.

  • Such a good parody of Sports News.

  • HAHA DAMN THIS TOO FUNNY

  • hahaha this is too funny

  • i love this

  • This is great stuff and the studio is just like the one the use in sports center

  • "you got all the NFL coachs on speed dial, like any other reporter " LOLOL

  • you have survived the steam room. go cool yourself off. when he said that i fell out of my chair lmao.

  • Curious why no idiot is taking this one serious?

  • LOL i know right? there is ALWAYS someone who takes every youtube video seriously

  • Love the onion :)

    YOU HAVE SURVIVED THE STEAM ROOM!!!

  • man i love the steam room

  • this is funny as hell

  • Does not reflect well on her!  LMFAO!!!

  • Nike Stilts!!!  FUCKING GENIOUS.

  • ROFL! nike stilts.. hahaha oh the imagination runs wild on these people...

  • Focus on what's really important, funny stuff and how true.

  • lol, this is a great parody of sports newscasters

  • so fucking funny !!!!!!!!!!!

    go big blue !!

  • "OMFG!!!! why is he living with his team"

    It's satire...

  • It's not real :p

  • hahaahhahaha "the time constraints imposed by his family were detracting from his responicbilites as a football coach" i cannot stop laffing

  • lmao i hope to see more from OSN XD

  • LOL steam room.

    hot seat

  • "hmmm wow that does not reflect well on her"

  • Pretty good run!

  • I love the onion

  • The Steam Room! Oh it's a perfect satire of the self-important sports shows making up themes that make them look tough. "you have survived the steam room, go cool yourself off."

  • holy shit how do they think of this stuff it's hilarious

  • awesome

  • i got hot just watching that

  • are you ready for the instense heat about to come your way.

  • Reggie! GREENGRASS!!!LMAO!

  • i got hot just watching that.

  • lmao

  • When I saw the title I thought it CAN'T be as good as i think...but this TOTALLY BLEW AWAY my expectations. The BEST they've done.

  • Haha Bill Cowher reference

  • LOL, the neighbor...I ROFLED when his "stats" came up

  • lol. This is so hilarious.

  • lol

  • lfmaofma shes been crygin for days lfmaofm

  • LOL

  • "i got hot just watching that" lol

    nice spoof on the hot seat

  • lol

  • for those who dont know it this is fake

  • wtf this is fake all of onion is.....gosh dumbasses really belive this stuff

  • what an asshole....

  • LOL

  • i mean i LOVE football, but really?

  • thats stupid

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  • AHA!

  • All the stuff about the steam room was really great.

    The sports ones are the best. Remember the one about hockey? hahaha

  • wow wtf megs wtf

  • Lmao!

  • 2:09 sounds like mgs

  • career stats... *applaud*

  • uh i thought it was real till i red the comments whos onion?? i guesss ill find out

  • Wow.. you aren't very smart are you?

  • agree.wtf mgs...

  • Mike Shannon is available sanrk!

  • aaww the onion fooled me again i always think its real unless i see its onion first ugg haha

  • retiring from family how do u do that?

  • watch terrorist training camp sb style

    its so funny

  • o shit i thought this was real then i saw who posted it...the onion...lol

  • wow

    amazing parody

    I'm speechless

  • lol, wtf? this guys a total ass! lol

  • fag

  • Tell Charlie I said RBING IT BITCH!!!

  • don't worry, i didn't

  • thats fuck up man but funny as hell!

  • lol that amazing.

  • thats hilarious..i actually thought that was real at first!

  • Great.

  • LOL. Awesome Stuff.

  • The funniest part is at the end, 2:10 lol, that dumb bitch Ginobili is definitely the king of contact exaggeration.

  • Hilariious

  • "it does not reflect well on her..."

    LMAO

  • i fucking hate the bunyon

  • fuck thank god i thought this said he retired when i first glanced at it... haha

  • lmao

  • haaaa they made it exactly like sportscenter

  • I love this!

  • sdfsdf

  • asdfjkl;! omg when i saw the title i was like TOM COUGHLIN RETIRED! lol phew