Gimme Back My Hutt!!!

[SuperUncleruckus]

gimme back bison?

[Auggful]

Does it have a point ?

[deedeethedove]

How do Jabba the Hutts breed anyway. Actually nevermin, I don't wanna know...

[dagoldendoodle]

@deedeethedove Hutts are hermaphrodites which means they do not have a gender. most of them act like males but even the few that act more feminine have male qualities such as facial hair. Their breeding consists of rubbing against each other while the trait of osmosis is being used. Although in Return Of The Jedi, leia was technically breeding with Jabba, she is a human and cannot breed through osmosis.

[deedeethedove]

@dagoldendoodle Now I know :D

And knowing is half the battle...

[MansonFan64]

Is that really the plot of the movie?

[nathandism]

lolololol

[ROBLOXovicarlson]

That was Leia's son. Yes, Jabba did that Leia while she was his slave. Luke should've come earlier. Now Leia has a Hutt son.

[deevo101]

that was fucking rubbish..

[Tareltonlives]

Makes the prequel trilogy look much better. At least they don't have that Ashoka brat.

[WoWgameaddict]

Hahahaha....? This video made no sense, failz... Trufax

[betterthanbooks]

Amazing how Jabba can say all that with one mouth movement.

[WaffleSoftware]

GIMME THA  MONEY!

[XxXGrannyXxX]

fag

[AdamWeith]

Haha!

[The1979Warriors]

WASTE OF TIME!!!!

[12GalindaGirl]

LOL that was funny! I laughed. Awesome video!

[PaperbackWizard]

Is it just me, or does this music sound more like Harry Potter than Star Wars?

[zeconmister]

i think it just you

[PaperbackWizard]

Brilliant timing on this video, too. When Jabba just leaps out that first time, I almost had a heart attack. *laughs*

[orgilzrorgilzr]

who would even want to have a kid with that ugly bastard

[darkclaw29]

If u read the book version it says he can make kids on his own O.O Freaky huh?

[gabrielsg2008]

GIMME BACK MY SON!!!!

[henkman00]

watched this movie once, it indeed was pretty pointless.

[Bobzeaux]

Tell me again why the Jedi concerned themselves with aiding a notorious gangster?

[henkman00]

they republic want Jabba to join there fight to oppress the separatist who only want to leave the said organisation. Dooku wants to discredit the Jedi and therefore kidnapped Jabba's son.

no really think about who are the villains in the prequels. the separatist who want to split from the republic or the republic who wants to force them to stay?

isnt it the same as the US splitting up from England? was this what Lucas wanted to do? a story where the hero's are really the villains?

[Bobzeaux]

Best we not open THIS messy kettle of fish. The U.S. splitting from England is almost exactly what the Confederacy wanted to do with the Union, which apparently could NOT be allowed to happen. ;P *lol*

[superdoonz]

I have to admit I never even thought of that cheeseball "Ransom" line when I watched this dreadful, pointless movie. (I was too busy having my youthful dreams ripped out....)

Brilliant!!

[westeastxybzd]

LOL Gimme back my son

[SumWidge]

LOL "GIMME BACK MY SON!

that was tom cruise!

[iamthematador]

Mel Gibson, actually

[SumWidge]

oh yeaa

coz i remember something like that out of war of the worlds but i remember now

silly me xD

[cgaussie]

I literally jumped then laughed like a crazy person.

[DarthDinoMan]

ROFL

[GoFeri]

They took my son!

[ShrapnullDrawing]

The television show pwns the film in every way, and it actually would make a decent live-action film, animation aside... The plot is usually well done, voice acting is good and it's actually more serious than you'd expect.

[Spinwheeling]

Honestly, the series isn't that bad. But that red girl is so freakin annoying.

[lacthewatcher1]

AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!!

[TheOriginaKrillinFan]

And she's the completely canon-shattering element of the whole thing.

[Jangobadass]

The Clone Wars TV show benefits from a sense of personality, humor and fun the prequels were missing and certainly could've benefitted from, as well as better pacing, IMHO) :)...

But what hurts it is that there NO sense of danger and suspense. We KNOW PERFECTLY WELL what happens to all the characters, so it's impossble to care when they're somehow imperiled :(

And yes, Asooka is annoying and will be killed sooner of later -_-

So, sadly, it's pretty much all for nothing

[freaknr1]

@Jangobadass I agree with what you say. Even if the new Clone Wars never reach the level of badass that the previous one had (the one made by the Samurai Jack guys), it's still a pretty good series, especially compared to much of the other crap that airs on CN these days.:-)

[12GalindaGirl]

I dissagree. Ahsoka is awesome! I love the TV series!

[freaknr1]

I've never sad that the series is bad, only that it's not as good as the old one. It's still a fun series and I enjoy watching it.

I do however find it strange how Anakin changes from the movies. Not that I miss the asshole he is in the movies, but I just find the difference in characterisation strange. But Ahsoka is pretty cool. I was a bit skeptic at first but they handel her well.:-)

[12GalindaGirl]

I think so too, Anakin does seem diffrent. I don't know wich Anakin I like better. I think the Clone Wars. Ahsoka is one of my fave characters ever! Sorry for the missunderstanding. I do that allot, too much.

[SPIDERSAMHULKBLADE]

lol XD

[TheEnviousParrotHead]

If the new series on Cartoon Network is any indication, this movie is going to be 90 minutes of Anakin telling that annoying orange girl to believe in herself.

[SeanMorgan252]

lmao GIMME BACK MY SON

[kirbyrishi]

lmao

[trinitronred]

"GIMME BACK MY SON!!!"

LOL

XD

[glenbw]

I'd love the hear the Rifftrax version of The Clone Wars when the DVD comes out. Though I am a great fan of Star Wars, I have to admit about this no-so-significant movie: George Lucas has gone too far this time.

[LaDracul]

After seeing the film today, I have to agree that we didn't ask or want it. You'd think WB would've been smart enough to put this on DVD or as a TV movie, but nooo....

[aricastardust]

I sense another Chad Vader guest appearance...yes? please? C'mon, Chad and Stinky have to has met!

[thecallofduty1994]

clone wars plot in a nutshell:

Jabba the hutt's son is kidnapped my Jabba's gay uncle and they start a war to get him back

[freedomfighter1989]

for control of the outer rim!

[LaDracul]

I was like, "Why is that Hutt talking like Truman Capote?"

[Kaijudomage22]

MST at it's finest.

[SakuraAmori]

lol i was actually laughing

[TheEnviousParrotHead]

Further proof that George Lucas's hair is actually some kind of psychic alien packrat that sucks good ideas out of his skull and replaces them with bad ones.

Yoda should audition for a Lifetime Network movie. "Kidnapped, Nancy Travis's son has been."

[technoskull]

despite how HORRIBLE this idea is (The movie, not the riffing) the internet and overall media seems to be pretty calm about it

[StarWarsBonsignore]

lol

[GeneralCoreyvous]

that is really funny.

[GrandJediMaster7860]

That made my day....

:)

GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!!!!!

Now where have I heard that dialogue? Hmmmmm....

[Nighthawk117]

I think the "Give me back my son!" quote is from Mel Gibson in 'Ransom' (1996). I was 8 then xD

And boy was this trailer lol

[GrandJediMaster7860]

Thanks for that :)

And yeah the trailer was very lol :)

It made me rofl :D

[bubblyjello]

lol

give me back my son!

[PCWWalser91]

Just now, I incorrectly looked at the title of this video and almost thought it said: "Gimme back my butt!"

[homgprdgn]

"Kidnapped, Jabba the Hutt's son has been"

Just say that line to yourself a couple times. So ridiculous.

[forflaggedcontent]

Funny, this was my reaction to the entire trailer (the actual one, of course). My friends and I were making fun of it the entire time.

Seriously, this looks like the most horrible thing Star Wars since the Christmas Special.

[PCWWalser91]

Oh, look, problem fixed already. When I go to the page that shows all the comments, I see I responded twice there.

Anyways, yeah, Hutts are asexual, although some like to be called "he," such as Jabba, and some "she," such as Gardulla, because they don't like to be called "it," even though it seems to make more sense.

[MattKatsock]

HAHA! I was about to post the same thing! lol!

[digitalshark]

I'm with Riff Trax. I don't get at all why anyone would want to go to the theater and pay to see a cgi animated Star Wars spin off series. Please just let it die, Lucas. Stop punishing us for rejecting Jar Jar Binks.

[oosterh5]

Seconded. This is just Lucas attempting to squeeze more money out of John Q. Public by slapping the Star Wars name on an hour-and-a-half long episode of ReBoot (check the animation and style - totally 90s, man!) and expecting them to clamor for it.

What's the matter, George? Couldn't get that Star Wars TV show up and running fast enough, so you had to resort to this tripe so you could buy another house?

[999Cerberus]

sorry about my spam message that was my little brother or someone else fucking with my account

[ILoooooveCamels]

Thanks. We were all wondering.

[PCWWalser91]

Darn it. My responses keep getting posted as regular comments.

[PCWWalser91]

Hutts reproduce by themselves.

[PCWWalser91]

Hutts reproduce by themselves.

[PCWWalser91]

Ha ha ha! That basically sums up Jabba's reaction. I know because I pretty much read the movie novelization.

[thecallofduty1994]

what movie is the "gimmie back my son" sound clip from?

[Okoa]

I'm not sure. Sounds kinda like Harrison Ford to me, but I don't know any movies of his where his son was kidnapped.

It might be Mel Gibson from Ransom. But I'm not sure. :-\

[dudeabides]

Please tell me Peter Graves isn't in this one. Please?

[cblank]

I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE!

[Drowzor]

I don't understand what just happend. One minute I was laughing at youtube vids, the next Jabba is shouting for me to give his son back.

[rancorslayer184]

fuck this vid

[RiffTrax]

That is physically impossible, sir. Or madam.

[rancorslayer184]

i like rifftrax and mst3k, and i also liked the star wars rifftrax episodes but jugging from how good the star wars clone wars seires was, im pretty sure the movie will be as good.

[PCWWalser91]

Please, just call it "person."

[sivartis]

I feel like an Eloi in a world full of Morlocks.

~Trav

[StareCalmo]

Ugh, I thought this was a joke, at first. Then I saw a commercial for it, then Joel made fun of it on the Soup. The real scary part is what on earth gave them the idea to make this. It's the Star Wars Holiday Special all over again...

[RobTFirefly]

So they took that TMNT movie with Captain Picard in it, and swapped in a different set of action figures. Thrillsville.

[TIVIS014]

its the clones thats got me. intrested nothing less, nothing more.

[Konyo116]

Call it crap all you want, we are all still going to be mindless zombies and watch it

[NavesRegg]

A son?! Who's his wife?

[ffinfinity1]

awe now u gave me an image

[MattsterG]

Hutts sort of change into woman, then gestate a fetus in a little pouch like kangaroos. After a while they turn back into men.

But no, Mr. Lucas wants you to think about slug on slug action instead because he hates you and all mankind.

[MattsterG]

Damnet Jabba never had a son! Outing myself here, but in the Han Solo adventures Jaba goes on record that he would never spawn a child and even killed his uncle and baby cousin because he felt rearing a child led to weakness.

Lets just change everything that has come before. Lets make Leia a lesbian, Luke autistic, and you know what lets make Gredo be Hans co-pilot. All because George Lucas wants to.

I believe my love for Star Wars has died. I guess I'll have to move onto to woman for now.

[althealchemist]

you mean like Bozo the clown? I love Bozo!!!!! Ooh what if it's Rusty the clown! He was funny in the fifties until he starting insulting the kids backstage with his microphone still on. those poor poor kids they all must have deep phycological problems after their childhood icon insulted them... Anyway try not to get strangled by animal balloons in your sleep by the murderous clown.

[nutherefurlong]

I was actually on board with this, but then the son thing... And I think Yoda spoke less backward speak in 5 and 6 than he seems to do now.

[zimbloggy]

"we didn't ask for it"

"we don't want it"

^^ so true

[pepperpop11]

Yeah that movie is gonna suck.

[deadlynightstar]

YEAH. I AGREE. SUCK IT WILL.

[0BatGirl0]

I think Clone Wars is stupid, what's the point of making a CGI version of a perfectly good traditional cartoon?

[ReaperSigma]

Awesome

[ByrdBryans]

Amen!

[AbbeyNormal]

How do you abduct a huge bloated maggot/worm thing that doesn't want to move anyway?

[Islandfad]

salt

[juniorspivey]

lol

[Alpojones]

Jabba the Hutt's son, Pizza the Hutt, has been kidnapped! It's up to you to use your crayon and find your way through the maze to rescue him!

[juniorspivey]

Your a genius dude. classic

[MeekServant]

Man I miss MST3k . :(

[temprise]

At least there's youtube

[CptNameless]

Give me back my son?

How could they have taken him?

He's probably like 400 tons.

[LordEd1976]

I'm guessing forklift

[shuboy05]

He tried to kill me with a forklift.

[AsaiMoonsault]

Huzzah!

[Alpojones]

My wife said that video was stupid. She just doesn't get it. It was ironic. Wasn't it? Was that it was? Hold on a second, I'm going to look up irony in the dictionary. Wait...there's nothing in there about Jabba the Hutt or his son. Okay, now I'm just confused. Is Mel Gibson in this movie or not? Is he unleashing any forces I should be aware of? I just hope the forces aren't as bad as 'What Women Want'. I don't know what women want. Apparently it's not MST3K. My wife hates it.

[htomsirveaux42]

awesome