The Twelve Days of Christmas - Frank Kelly - With Lyrics

[2012ctr]

absolutely brilliant :D

[faolrua]

That was funny, but...Gobnait is a woman's name.

[marieGT1]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

[tanner6man]

hey guys i made new video so watch it

[doyler57]

Father Jack from father Ted

[kzoladyj]

Mighty funny stuff

[54Tangerine]

Where is this home for the bewildered and can I get in?

[HBLubys]

I wasted 5 minutes and 25 seconds of my life

[dlbbedford]

@HBLubys you poor dear...you have no sense of humor! I feel for you! You must be a sad old grinch!

[DarthLOL293]

@HBLubys Listen you Louser! Theres enough pandamonium in this place Night and Day without 9 Trolls trolling!

[TheMeaghannT]

what a scream!

[mitchblahman13]

holy crap this is goddamn hilarious!

[moondiamondcat]

The mother is in a home for the bewildered!!

[kiezombo115]

feckin fantastic laughing all the way

[kidwonder73]

Bird fight club! lol

[espeecee]

I laugher till I cried. Ever tried laughing quietly in a library?

[sportsdad623]

It is absolutely my very favourite.......always get a laugh out of it........an absolute gem that will never be forgotten!

[SCXBAYBEE123]

YOU DIRTY JEZEBEL!

[BrianandLynFroggatt]

Absolutely love it, am tickled pink now and in the festive mood. Thankyou for sharing /Lyn

[mudfirethebengal10]

what a nice christmas.

[focusalas]

Heard this today on Ken Bruce first time in yeaars laughed til i cried brill thanks for posting

[Jinxer564]

Listen you slurry head , youve ruined our lives!

[soledadloveskian]

hillarious...what a tonic when you need a good laugh

[geekgroupie42]

great song thanks for posting. merry christmas.

[MaryJanesLastDance86]

Omg was looking for this everywhere love this

[ULTIMATEGAMER818]

LISTEN MANURE FACE!! U have scandalized my mother U DIRTY JEZEBEL!!!

[moonbeam0013]

@ULTIMATEGAMER818

I love that too !

Merry Christmas :) lol

[FrankieSmith57]

Definitely hilarious! I might could lose weight if I watched it enough times..lol..I really love it!  :)

[michelleuk]

Loved it very funny

[cutielovemb]

love this lol



[BringDownTheSky2186]

You know, this got me thinking:

The 12 Days of Christmas should be renamed How to Lose a Guy in 12 Days (and Get Back at His Crazy Mum in the Process).

[mistydoll5898]

@BringDownTheSky2186 !



[NuTzShOt]

67 people got presents off Nuala

[SuperUtterChaos]

Excellent! :-) I needed the laugh today! Thanks!

[txladybug55504]

Never heard this before but it's the most hilarious Christmas song about the 12 Days of Christmas I've ever heard!! As far as it having it done in Irish, was just a fantastic choice. I've always loved anything about Ireland and it's people! I'll say again like all the other people have said, "Thanl you for sharing this with us. It gave me a smile this early I'm the morning! GbU all, and Merry Christmas!'

[oscars94]

YOU DIRTY JEZEBEL! :D

[IdTakeJacob]

thank you for posting this! I love Ireland and lived there for a year, and listening to this brings back a lot of memories. So, so funny!

[robnelsonbayvillage]

If you enjoy humor, go for it! Hilarious! Merry Christmas!

[Sesshomaus1fangirl]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS!!!!!!!

[BradfordTramps2]

It's in the wrong order :p

it should be 12 drummers drumming

11 pippers pipping

10 lords are leaping

9 ladies dancing... etc...

[doyler57]

@BradfordTramps2 What a wonderful observation and it is such a serious piece? You are such a funny person........

[MsTheadorable1]

I don't know what his first name means, but LUNASA needs no translation ~ <3 this! ;-D

[suziepluvsya]

My all time favorite!!!

[avakatale]

I never tire of hearing this version of the 12 days...lol! FREAKIN' HILARIOUS! :D

[medinasoftball1995]

lol, that was great!

[pixargod]

DRINK!!

[PrincessyJeminap]

this just doesn't get old at allll.....

[beto2767]

I laughed so loud... I couldn't help peeing my pants....Funny Irish stuff !hahahahahah

[Despikabil]

Why is it that the line " You have scandalized my mother, you dirty Jezebel" only works in an Irish accent!?

[LadyTriumphRider]

I was feeling a bit low then I watched you video and feel a lot better I laughed so much my kids thought I was having a fit. Thank you for putting it on.

[LadyTriumphRider]

was feeling a bit low and watched your video,I feel so much better I laughed so much my kids thought I was having a fit, Thank you.

[StaticTremor]

Whoah - I remember this from when I was a kid, broadcast in glorious AM mono.

Still sounds the same and just as funny as ever.

Slurry head!

[Jackiechan39]

Wooo! Irish comedy FTW!!

[JOHNINCOLUMBUS]

Funny!

[cattieprowley]

Sent my German friend a Christmas card with the 12 days of Christmas on it . She had never heard of it before and asked for guidence! I have told her it is a song, should i send her this version and confuse her even more? !!!

[skijumping007]

haha thats funny



[moonrockguy]

Where's the fecking pair of women's knickers? WOMENS KNICKERS!!!

[NCTaikoDrumboy]

Seriously, though... this reminds me of a hilarious comedic play where a guy sends his girl all the stuff in the song. When he finally shows up to get his big thank-you, she dumps him... and that's just for openers. In rapid-fire succession, he gets a pail of milk dumped over his head, tarred-and-feathered with goose AND swan feathers, and bagpipes blasted in his ears. In the wake of such a reception, he grouses: "Just for that, next year I'm not even going to send her a CARD!"

[NCTaikoDrumboy]

THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES HAS STRUCK YET AGAIN... NOT JUST ONCE, BUT TWELVE TIMES IN ONE PLACE.

Sort of raises the bar for lightning a tad, doesn't it?

[Theviciixxx]

ahhaahh i cudnt stop laughin :D

[prcacowboy82401]

I can NOT believe there are actually 45 people (as of this writing) who did NOT like this! All I can say is they must be relatives of Ebenezer McScrooge! God Bless Ye!

[ExtraEZ]

This is awesome! It makes the story bearable to hear, and funny.

[TunesNorth]

That was hilarious, well done.

I would have had them birds swimmin' in gravy,

next to a big pile of taters and green beans! lol

Thank you for posting, enjoyed the visit.

Nothin' but thumbs!

Hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas.

And to all an awesome New Year!

[JediPug1]

Best ever! :o)

[Lusteh]

STOP SENDING ME BIRDS AND PEOPLE.

[PeggyfromPorcupine]

FINALLY

a rendition of the twelve days I can enjoy! Comes close to Alan Sherman's Twelve Gifts of Christmas. Funny, funny, funny. Thank you

[skkruise]

Thank you so very much for making my day with a BIG SMILE! This video is absolutely a one of a kind, and one that i will most definitely will save as one of my favorites!!

Merry Christmas To All !

~Sandi from Pa.

[foxtrotoscar999]

This poor guy is a fine Shakespearian actor whose reputation is ruined forever by his fantastic comedy work! I love this, I really do!

[moloch49]

That is one of the BEST attributes of the Irish people - their wild and crazy sense of humor! It has kept them going through all the trials and tragedies of life, and I can thank Heaven for that inheritance from my own Irish mother!)

I just LOVE this youtube, and have downloaded a copy to play on my Real Player

wne things look gloomy. Thanks so much for such a delightful parody!

[AeganMontgomery]

You have a wonderful sense of humor, what a lovely (?) funny reading...really the best.

Happy New Years Hugs,

Aegan

[lawndaisies]

Wonderful!

[Suparstarz714]

funny

[22441932]

This is the third time I have watched this, and the tears are streaming down my face.

Oh, how delightful and funny!!! I'll try to save this in my Favorite Places so I can watch it next year and the years after. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!!!

[hippofat10]

LOL That was funny.

[BestActionwriter]

I say!! Typically Brit!! Whot?

[cherylclair]

Y'all know it isn't flaming, it's fecking and the £s are now €s. But it's still funny. I'm a Texan living in Ireland and my brother in Texas wants to know how accurate this is. LOL Pert' near I'd say.

[ErinSpirit]

Funniest thing I've heard all Christmas season! Thanks for the laugh!

[jujucookiemonster88]

This is way to long and very very boring. How could anybody laugh at this? Or find it funny at all??? Try "Leeroy Jenkins"!!!!!! NOW THAT is funny!!

[Getalis]

@jujucookiemonster88 Go take your Ritalin™ and have a happy Xmas.

[mmat724]

I had to watch it twice to hear all the stuff I was laughing too hard to hear the first time. I hurt myself laughing so much!

[suirvale]

i hate frank kelly,.,.

[skeebis]

"can't use the bathroom because they've gone completely savage!" My 80yr old mum sent this link to me ROFL this is fantastic! Merry Christmas!!!!

[jeannedavalon]

this is fantastic ! i think we all need a good laugh about now...thank you for posting..

[fatalfflaw]

just like the song......waaaay too long and real real boring!!

[Niddrie40]

@fatalfflaw Guess it does takes more concentration than a Macdonald's TV ad

[rockybudgeboa]

LOVE IT :)

[MCSCORMAG]

Hmm, the last part is supposed to say that the person has some gifts for the other person.

[vstreamer]

quite amusing

[MGA101P]

Absolutely love this

[sparkie951]

LOL, that was the best. There was one a while back that had some obscenities in it. I am glad this one did not.

[finnfiah42]

Sorry Gobniat, you just cant blame a girl in love ;)

[niksutty]

listen slurry head! For those who don't know, frank kelly, aka father jack hackett...

[debjn2005]

Marginally funny, but when it got the number of ladies dancing switched with the drummers drumming even the Irish accent wasn't enough...

[meowwl]

He shoulda known she had it out for him when she first gave him the bird!

[DAGUY]

Sure ahnd I have a wee few friends to whom I'd loike to send all of these things.lol

[CHAS1422]

Nobody ever sings the thirteenth verse about the 13 jacking monkeys.

[texascat2]

@CHAS1422 And neither will you! Jackwagon.

[DMADave]

I almost hurt myself laughing so hard! Absolutely hilarious!!!

[senox13]

haha

[tufkookie222]

hilarious, puts a whole new meaning to the holidays.

[RaionShin]

Wonderful! Who could've thought of it like that? ^_^;

[dustywins]

It was OK I have read better

[dustywins]

It was OK

[mastertoppleover]

brilliant, couldn't stop laughing!!

[Teddy51109]

Excellent! Even better with the lyrics! Well done!

[jward123ful]

Greatness...

[dclpublications]

So funny! Lovely, it is!

[swedishhighball]

OMG...I just wet myself..roflmao

[mrscrbp1]

toooooooo funny, in all the rush rush of Christmas always can use a good laugh.

thank you!!!!!!!!!! If your Irish dont take it so seriously. Its just good humor. We can all use that.

Have a blessed Christmas all

[booms1971]

@mrscrbp1 I'm Irish and love it. This has been part of my Christmas for as long as I can remember. It's on the radio in Ireland every christmas since the '70s.

[IMADivaNKC]

So funny! Brilliant!

[FerribySinger]

A fine and thisty day to you Sir, please leave your message after the tone.

[CerisePsyche]

Had a good laugh with this. Thanks.

[lawlaw1012]

Fantastic!!!! Merry Christmas to All!

[HecklerThe2]

Dear Irish people and others that enjoy this tune, I am sorry about how I blew up the other day. I was probably offended by this and lost it, but now I am sane and I understand that what I did was immature. I guess everyone has different tastes after all. Anyway I can only ask for forgiveness and I hope we can get along. A simple YouTube critic, The Heckler

[januarypeace]

This is funny stuff!!!

[DjGST]

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[colliegirlish]

I have not laughed this hard in God knows how long! Brilliant!!!!!

[sandinmyears1]

A friend of mine (who knows I like Irish music) sent me this in my email. Very funny. I've often wondered what it would be like to receive all these gifts! Where would I put them all??

[Gussamuelson]

all of me Irish ancestors rolled over ......great laff !!!!!

[lacorue]

I hope, I'm going to get those 5 minutes back for Christmas.

[pollyrascal]

So much fun!! Merry Christmas to all!

[kurtespo]

12 days of Christmas.........IRISH STYLE....ENJOY!

I got this e-mailed from an authentic Irish friend in Chicago, i am 1/4 IRISH

[geckoguy555]

LMAO! That's great!

[colleenifyable]

Ah! Faith and begora isn't this just the loveliest bit of crack you've ever heard for sure. That poor lad going 'round the bend he was, Brilliant absolutely brilliant.

[53706193]

xDDDDDDDDD

[peadarnoone]

Who said "Brits"????

[HecklerThe2]

-Ler, will not tolerate something so foul. What happened to this innocent man has left my mind in an uncomfortable headspin and I'm now listening to Brad Stine on ITunes just to make it stop. Delete This Video From YouTube at once before it cause something worse! I'M SERIOUS!!!

[HecklerThe2]

Never had I heard such an outrage of things in such a manner! I, The Heck

[DemonicRage987]

ROFLOL I had to wipe my eyes, I was crying with laughter!!

[SFLRailFan]

Huh...?

[nestletreb]

yawn - too long and the payoff at the end is.......well there wasn't one at all.

[MrYorkies4ever]

Maybe my sense of humor is offbeat but the is sooo funny!! I think I will listen to it again after I send it to everyone in my address book!!

[BLUELIB1]

OMG, this is a good one!!!!

[ziggernuts]

There was a couple minutes i will never get back!

[MrTsaani]

Guess you've got to live on the other side of The Pond in order to understand the humor in this. Brits are so weird...

[booms1971]

@MrTsaani Take that back sir! Irish, Irish, Irish!!! Won't go into the whole 800 years of oppresion by the British bit...

[MrTsaani]

@booms1971 Well, my family originated in Galway but it's still weird humor.

[grudini]

I never thought about the ramifications of the 12 gifts before... Thank for the clarity...

[Shandy1bob2]

OMG - ROTFL - OMG - ROTFLPMSL

[RoxRock4ever]

tee hee

[emmaleez]

wow this is so sad

[Marmaduke48]

This was a hoot! Thank you for sharing. LOL

[OneHotchick5630]

OMG!!!! TOO FUNNY

[OLDtiredSmiling]

Well Blimey! Me thinks there is a sad Christmas in his home. Should I be sending the Merry Maids to clean the mess for him? LOL

[ahgflyguy]

Wow, I guess I'm the only one who didn't find this funny. Enjoy!

[alexsmommy071708]

@ahgflyguy I watched it but I didnt find it as funny as anyone else. I didnt even laugh =] so you are not alone

[2IrishIZ]

BEGORRAH!!! I fine song it is!! Terrible fierce crack!!!

[selket51]

Oh that's hilarious!!!

[bcoole1]

I'll never hear this song the same way again!

[jcwbassman]

I love it! I laughed out loud as well and tears coming out of my eyes too. So funny!!!

[joevig2]

This is funny stuff! May I say...."DAT FUNNY!"

[philena30]

There is alot of animals in this song. hahahahaha

[transfrmpnguinz]

i never realized how many birds are mentioned in this song until i saw this video :)

[123krissybaby123]

This is not funny at all

[lauredean100]

Excellent loved it

Thanks Sessnazx for sharing

[robbiesean]

Aye, and proud I am to be Irish. Tis true, no one tells a tale like we Irish...

[kwdiva]

OMG -- too funny!!

[yepmarried]

this is sooo funny... I could hardly hear it from laughing so hard... well done!!!!

[nodlon20]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fluoridator]

Frank Kelly = Father Jack? Drink! Girrrls! Feck!!

[ptb2929]

Kind of a touching Irish Christmas tale ….. an absolute MUST view HILARIOUS  5 munutes ---- over 290,000 views

awesome PTB

[swedishhighball]

First video I've seen that made me almost pee my pants.

[MeteorMega]

Can't believe there are 8 thumbs down on this. Some people have no sense of humor I guess. This was so funny I'm sending it on to a lot of my friends. Still have tears in my eyes from laughing.

[LVBlove]

Smashing that is..thanks for the Christmas cheer!

[emjk28]

It is funny, but Gobnait is a girl's name, so that's kinda weird...

[1brayfamily]

Awesome!

[torchy3615]

Who are the eight "Bah! HUMBUGS!" ?? And what do they consider funny?

[ChappyBT]

I don't know...there must be a group of idiots who just go around hitting the Dislike button on every dang thing in sight! How could one NOT find this to be teary-eyed, nose-gob blasting HILARIOUS! This is an instant Classic I tells ya...

Gobniat, I think I plotz'd around day10, you poor sod.

[lynnifer22]

Laughing so hard,so very funny.

POOR Gobniat !.

[artistaylor]

Ah, Begorrah, this is a Cristmas story worthy of Charles Dickens! Thanks for sharing it! XO, Carolyn

[nancytoken]

Fabulous! That puts a new light on the twelve days of Christmas. Well done!

[ezmaniac]

haha I've never thought of the consiquences of all these presents before!

[Ahsum365]

epic.