Best of RiffTrax's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

[orgo]

Hah! Dick.

[90sJunkie1]

this rifftrax disappointed me. With how goofy this movie, they had a whole pool of material, but they didn't follow through and instead delivered with really lame jokes in my opinion.

[SSJSasuke777]

"*GASP*. Baby Amanda Seyfried" HAHAHAHAHGFDSGFUCDVBFFJBGJFUIG­FDRDWSFKJIOLOKFAQWQGDDSRYUKFGG­GGFHUGFGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHHHHHHH­HHHHH

[skwirltalk000]

i was eating cereal when i was watching this...

i ended up choking on said cereal. xD

[akiga12]

Oh, relax--Jack Nicholson will be there with his axe soon.

Danneeeeee...!

[xxxBakeneckoxxx]

I will now fight the big lady to the death!

[skillcosby88]

looks like curry's on the menu...

[GriffithAMPS]

"okay...who gave Michelle Rodriguez a broom?"

[DavidJay93]

Some... Pie?

[MGMan37]

Ah, excuse me, Mr. Plissken!

[loulie1997]

AHH UNDEAD!! QUICK FALL IN LOVE WITH IT!! :D HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[BionicleChicken66]

Fred: *throws at Angela* Hey you find me someone to go with. *motions dancing and points to self*

Angela: Wait, you humped Hagrid? Well congrats I guess none of my concern.

[Volts48]

"I warned you about enjoying things Neville."

for the win.

[kymmydanger]

May I...offer you...some...pie?

[evswope]

Ah! An owl!

[msnickle21]

grandma? oh god wheres the rest of her!?!?!?

[Ruach]

No it's just the Doctor you smart asses

[DAIadvisor]

Looks like curry is on the menu!..

[ganandolf31]

At 1:09 Hayden Christensen's talent has got to be around here somewhere!

[UFWD2000]

hey its doctor...um....who.....im trying to remember give me a sec

[BlackAdam1231]

either the klan or the coneheads are having a costume parade

[deathrooster14]

I always thought crouch always looked too much like Hitler. Even in the book, he is described as having a Hitler-stache.

[Athlynne]

"I was QUITE naked." :)

[extremerandommess123]

He was zapped by a fat, buck-toothed, guy holding an evil baby.

[MrAkmalDanish]

5:19 *throws paper ball at random girl* Fred or George says: You, me, *does dancing hand gesture* go to the BALL Random girl says: You humped Hagrid? Well congrats, I guess.

[gmosphere]

doctor who is in this movie figures because the tents in this are tardises themselves

[banananer16]

I lost it at "SHE'S A MAN-BABAY!"

[Vanoc93]

LOL 06:00- 06:02

[MegaTimmytommy]

Welcome to the Whimsydome! ...We are out of whimsy.

[JokerOnFriday]

"Heil Hitler everyone."

[julielaughs14]

Oh, lovely Doctor Who reference there! XD

[MrTheaterBasement]

Random, but every time I see Fred and George all I can think about are the ouran twins.

[JoyBooter]

"Old One-Eye is behind you"

...

"that came out wrong"

[KashumeChar]

"But I'm the...most powerful wizard...of our age...and I wi-WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME?!"

[KashumeChar]

"Whatever your son's a bloodsucking demon, bye."

[TheLokiFace]

David Tennant FTW

[Randalthor993]

"looks like curry's on the menu"

[s4msc077]

i love the dr. who references

[varghatesyou]

I find i like Rifftrax more then MST3K(which i love) no idea why,they are both awesome

[ComradeRichey]

"Why aren't you in Hell?!"

Gets me every time XD

[hornymaneee]

Moody: you need to know, WHAT YOUR UP AGAINST! you need to be PREPARED!

Kevin: you need to overACT! And you need to PUSH the LIMITS of HAPPINESS!

[LOTR4ever1]

I'm an expert RIfftrax watcher, but I forgot the golden rule: Don't drink/eat/hold ANYTHING while watch Rifftrax. Lesson learned.

[deathrooster14]

MUST! NOT! MAKE! SKYRIM! REFERENCES!

[kurvos]

"No one will ever again question my powers!" - "What powers?" - "SHHH!!!" XD LOL

[Zuyuri]

"Oh great, you killed a mermaid and the bullet lodged in Ron's thigh."

Yeah, Rob always did have bad aim XD

[c0mbineelite]

Well, looks like curry's on the menu.

[IBCaptainChunk]

Man I wish you could get these on itunes

[joshuare5768]

Well it looks like curry is on the menu . . .

[mermaidBeth]

"...I think, therefore, you have the right to know exactly how he died..."

"Let's see, he was zapped by fat, buck-toothed man, holding an evil baby."

[mermaidBeth]

AH! AN OWL!

its a directors cut of Avatar that was good

Hey you find me someone to go with

Ron unfortunately never travels anywhere without his miniature anvil collection

[LittleMissActing]

Hey it's uh Doctor...um...Who. I don't know, I'm trying to remember. Who, Harry? Doctor Who.

Myrtle, why aren't you in Hell?

Those were my favorites besides the Hitler jokes.

[MrHEC381991]

I WILL NOW FIGHT THE BIG LADY TO THE DEATH!

[nintendo1889x]

0:32 Whoa, who gave Michelle Rodriguez a broom?!

[camrocg]

6:13 I love how Ginny turns around after the Pippy Longstockings line as if to say "Hey!"

[MrBibblybobblyboo]

what! you humped hagrid!!

[sonicfreak04]

dave tenant 1:18

[barbaro267]

Grendel attacked the school and everyone died. The end. LOL! I like the Beowolf reference ;)

[Nluvwitmuzik]

His milkshake brings all the RATS to the yard. LMFAO

[JessSprinkles4]

oh look, its doctor... erm... who? xD

[FromHyrule]

2:32 haahhahaha!! rofl

[MrAkmalDanish]

Remembber your son is a blood sucking demon.

[toodrunktomakelove]

13 secs in and i'm laughing too hard to keep watching. Damn you Rifftrax!

[mermaidBeth]

"let's see, he was zapped by a fat, buck-toothed man holding an evil baby!"

[stuckin1985girl]

UNDER DA SEA :3

[kdaroff12]

"A safety measure failing at Hogwarts? Will wonders never cease?"

[mermaidBeth]

"they're firing at us! RELEASE THE DRAGONS!!!"

[mermaidBeth]

'may i offer you some pie?'

i love pie so this is my fav line!!!!!

[Haxcz]

AHH! AN OWL!!

[MrAkmalDanish]

Hello, im hitler everyone......IN THE WIZARDING WORLD!!!!!

[joshuare5768]

Well, looks like curry is on the menu . . .

[madamtorsion]

How could you leave out "Hagrid's sippy cup of fire"?!

[Serasia]

The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse--Minor Vandalism. XDD Loved that! These guys are too much. I needed to laugh today too and these Rifftraxs usually do the trick.

Thank you for uploading this!

[SickBritKid]

May...I offer you...some pie?

[johnhamilton08]

Hey it's Doctor...

Who.

Give me a minute I'm thinking.

[atimmons05]

5:29 bottom right hand corner? So immature, but...

[Oisterboy]

"A safety measure failing at Hogwarts?! The wonders never cease!" LOL! I love HP but this is damn funny.

[johnny13r]

may..... i.......offer.......you....som­e..pie

[blugreen123]

May...I...offer...you...some..­.pie? LOL

[ninjawraith17]

6:02

Harry: "Myrtle?"

Bill: "Why aren't you in Hell?"

So freakin' funny!



[MegaYognaught]

HOLY SHIT, I took a sip of my Mtn Dew at the beginning of this and I've been laughing too hard to fucking SWALLOW it!

[Krazykomm4812]

Tinkerbell ready to Kick some ass!

[AnonymousAntonymous]

God, they turned it into New Jersey!

[MarcellusHellraiser]

Mr. Potter has no choice. He is, as of tonight, OUR NEW FUHRER!

[PapaSix1]

"I will now fight the big lady to the death!" Can't stop laughing!

[R0ckG1r7]

Can you do this for Order of the Phoenix next? I can't find the best ones with Prof. Umbridge.

[kevinhardy]

lol funny

[ashliebelle]

*Robert Pattinson drops down*

"Ahh! Undead!"

"Quick, fall in love with it!"

[WallisTylerJ]

Keith Richards

[HolyFrell]

"May I offer you some... pie?" HAHAHAHAHAA

[kekefilms]

"A man harry who?"

"DOCTOR WHO" :D

[BlueMoonsLight]

"Sirius...?"

"Harry slowly reciting the Dark Knight script one word at a time..."

Oh man I love Riffttrax. xD

[EnigmaDrath]

"Why did I ever leave mein bunker?"

Oh good god, I feel horrible but my friends and I kept cracking Hitler jokes whenever Crouch was onscreen. It's just too obvious to let slide XD

[UbberNinja13]

TINKER BELL IS HERE TO KICK SOME ASS!!

[StBurkeINC]

"Excuse me Mr Pliskin"

SOLID MGS reference. :P

[WolfmanNougat]

@StBurkeINC More likely an Escape From reference. Same overall source though.

[Athlynne]

"I was QUITE naked."

[sassy1988]

"Get to da choppa!" and "It puts the lotion on it's skin" just about killed me, great movie references. Awesome RiffTrax. ;-}

[apeygirl]

"Aahh! Undead"

"Quick! Fall in love with it!"

[BrokenStereo33]

O hai Edward Cullen, how convenient. We're going to need someone to sparkle in the corner while helpless children risk there lives. :D

[TheChibiBuizel]

"Won't even bother telling you what's in there, you wouldn't believe me if I told you...it's a director's cut of Avatar that was good."

"You're right, I don't believe it."

[OmegaII]

@proudravenclaw95 In fairness, they mostly make fun people calling people Hitler. Which happens a LOT on the the internet.

[TheShadrachs]

Holy crap, Barty Crouch as a nazi killed me

[theswedishdude1]

"why did i ever leave mien bunkar" hahah i love the hitler parts :D

[Roesch03WRX]

Why aren't you in hell??

[rebuhnomis]

Can't believe you missed the Lady Gaga line. :(

[masterermac]

Agh, I should've stayed in mine bunker!

[EvermenEXE]

Safety measures failing at hogwarts? will wonders never cease!?

[zzman305]

I will now fight the big lady to the death!

[ColourblindKisses]

LMFAO

*Cedric jumps down*

"Ah! Undead!"

"Quick fall in love with it!"

"Ahh!"

[MetalVentCoq]

"Hey it's Doctor...um..." "Who?"

[Nymphadora1028]

1:05 "God, they turned it into New Jersey!"

[hornymaneee]

YKnow I'm really getting tired of people dissing avatar I mean am I the only one who loves that movie?

[eastwing329]

@hornymaneee yes

[youdontknow1t]

@hornymaneee probably. idk are you the only one who likes recycled ideas? probably.

[youdontknow1t]

Respond to this video... actually...you have my crank 2 DVD...

[Herhinney]

"Psst, Harry?!"

What happened to your voice Ron?

[omartsenyuk]

remember, your son is a bloodsucking demon.

[EELClove98]

"Geez, we get it, he's lonely. We don't need to see how he deals with it."

[PerversionsOfNature]

"Looks like curry's on the menu."

[huskywolflover]

2:05 Young Frankenstein FTW!!

[AnkokuEvangeline]

This had some of the best riff jokes ever!

I still don't get the "French surrending" joke, though. I'm hearing it from Americans all the time... We don't have it here in my country (or continental Europe in general?)

[majordbag2]

@AnkokuEvangeline Keep in mind the US is only about 225 years old so Americans tend to not notice wars fought before which the French won a lot of therefore the only wars that most Americans know the French fought in are the 7 years war (lost), the American Revolution (won mostly by French intervention by we took the credit), the Napoleonic wars, Franco Prussian War (lost), WWI (won but barely) WWII (lost), and Vietnam (lost)

I would agree that aspect is exaggerated by people from my country.

[AnkokuEvangeline]

@majordbag2 Well, I did think a lot about WWI and WWII, but how can you call it "lost"? They had Germans on their land, it was a bloody massacre from day one and they held on for very long...

You really haven't known war until you had war brought into your own land, I tell you, it's a completely different matter than sending your units somewhere, it's devastating - I guess that's why I don't think of the French as the losing kind, more like the enduring kind...

[majordbag2]

@AnkokuEvangeline I don't think anyone really "won" WWI,it was just a giant waste of men and resources.

Personally I'm not sure if a large scale war on US soil would change my countrymen's opinion on war, I mean, anything can happen in 100 years and you have no idea how something that happens now will affect the future.

[00Kakkoi00]

I'm not gonna be able to bring myself watch the rifftrax of the last HP.

[pdlbean]

he was zapped by a buck-toothed fat man holding an evil baby.

[ninjawraith17]

5:55-5:59

"You know the Prefect's bathroom on the 5th floor?"

"That's where I took the girl you like last night." -Kevin

6:00-6:02

"Myrtle?" "Why aren't you in hell?" -Bill

Oh thank you Lord for Rifftrax.

[taiyo888]

"The 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse: Minor Vandalism."

[SickBritKid]

Fail, Rifftrax crew.

He's just "The Doctor." No "Who" has even been or ever will be in his name!

[athomicritics]

@SickBritKid dont you understand it was a reference to the name of the serie and not to the doctor himself

[SickBritKid]

@athomicritics

But they were referring to The Doctor, but they called him "Doctor Who?" Common misconception.

[OmegaII]

@SickBritKid It is old joke.

[r0sebud91]

"Now we know who was stealing from your storage, Severus."

HA!..dick : D

[jekblom123]

"May... I... offer you... some... pie?"

[Breaklance]

Hey its Doctor....Who?Give me a second I'm trying to remember.

[jordanthewizard]

Excuse me, Mr. Plissken, XD

[TheChibiBuizel]

"Myrtle...why aren't you in hell?"

[ramywiles]

Heyyy. Why did that cannonball have to kill MY housemates? :( Ravenclaws are so under-appreciated...

[promisedeyes]

I loved this movie so much... but this is also great!

[SUNSHiNExox353]

"Ron unfortunately never travels anywhere without his miniature anvil collection."

[BRCBrick]

"Welcome my friends."

"Thought there'd be more of you but, ah..." Ha Ha

[xmushie133x]

"we must annex the Sudetenland!!"

LMAO!!!

[xmushie133x]

"god they turned it into new jersey!" HAHH DYING

[aandthensome]

"Who Harry? WHO??" "DOCTOR WHO"

CRYING OMG

[dudeyousuckreally]

I will now fight the big lady to the death!

omg i was ROLLING with laughter!

[TheOliver109]

We must ANNEX the SUDETENLAND!!!!

[BigMaij]

Mmm, looks like curry's on the menu.

[colleenyfofeeney1]

"My hair could eat your hair"

Best line of the whole thing. Love it

[skorli]

Myrtle? Why aren't you in hell?!

[skorli]

He was killed by a fat, bucktoothed man holding a baby! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Serasia]

Undead! Quick, kiss him, it'll throw him off!

LE GASP! It IS Dr. Who! Doctor, may I have your autograph? :D

I warned you about enjoying things, Neville.

Awww what? Poor Neville! Come here. *Pats him on head* No one appreciates you, do they? Do they?

[TMusic5]

What powers? SSSHHH!

[NatalieNinetales]

But it fell in dog poo!

[marnea1]

5/8ths of us, real people, were (insert unpleasant emotion) with these retarded-ass bots spamming watchharrypotterSPACEDOTSPACEu­s via (insert thing of interest).

[davincent98]

7:30 he could always get his other son Destro.

[marnea1]

@koreandatingchan

"Via" seriously?

Who the fuck uses "via"?

Good job Mr.Spambot Programmer, you know how to use a Thesaurus.

[OmegaII]

@marnea1 I know you are hasselling the spambots, but I do use the word "via"...

[jordanthewizard]

Filch suffering from premature cannon fire.

[bandman232]

Heehee those indian chicks are something.

[NiCoDeimus]

I love these guys, and definitely don't expect them to know this at all because it's obscure but....it's pronounced 'Beh-rick'-upon-Tweed *hides in pedant hole*

Also YAY DOCTOR WHO REFERENCES.

[mizzomuffin]

"Ah undead! Quickly, fall in love with it!"

[NYstreetrat]

I don't understand, children are never in danger at Hogwarts!

[ackbarfan5556]

Grendal attacked the school and killed every living soul!

[ackbarfan5556]

Me at the Graveyard: WHAT POWERS!

Voldemort: Who are you?

Me: *Gun shot*(Voldemort goes down with a bullet in his head) AK-47! When you absolutly need to kill every Death Eater in the Graveyard! *Rapid fire* (Every Death Eater goes down) All too easy!

[ackbarfan5556]

8:40 Hey it's Lord Amon Hades Voldemort!

[McflyMcMurderface]

These are excellent selections. But, honestly, this entire rifftrax is brilliant. I just got it earlier, and I love it.