Dumber Than Palin?

[Monk3ySee]

Why in the fuck is there an add for the German Scientology branch on the right of this vid?

[MrDeadman9999]

i have intelligent stickiness wanna see -fap fap fap fap fap fap fap- see the beautiful stickiness 

[clutchmc22]

your getting fat buddy keep it up and you'll be as fat as me

[AldanFerrox]

Texas is much worse then Taxes.

[SeanathenII]

1:51 actually slapped myself across the face...

[IseeRightThrough2you]

One sentence per issue? Sounds like she's a leader, not a reader.

[TheMinxTail]

@IseeRightThrough2you Maybe that should be Rick Perry's next catchphrase.

[IseeRightThrough2you]

@TheMinxTail Sadly, another republican really did use that catchphrase: Herman Cain. Those people are unabashedly proud to be ignorant.

[FR0STY0115]

Rape

[theonlydoberman211]

Canada has a progressive taxing system. If you make a certain amount of money per year they take more taxes the more you make. Also if you work for the government they tax your pay check a lot. so on paper it says you get lots of money, but they take a third of it away anyway. THIS IS WHY OUR ECONOMY IS WORKING BETTER THAN YOURS AMERICA! TAKE SOME NOTES SIT THROUGH A FEW CLASSES OR SOMETHING.

[TheBoysStuff]

I thought your t-shirt said POOOOOOOOOO for most of this video, which would be awesome

[grabovski84ftw]

@TheBoysStuff what does it say? I cant read it :( just looks like poooooooooooooo to mee haha

[TheBoysStuff]

@grabovski84ftw Hahahahaha They're just shields that some (It looks like Vikings) are holding. But you can see more of the first one so he looks like a P.

[N64isgreat]

...then explain BALLOONS!!

intelligent stickiness

devil balloons

megalols :P

[DisturbedZelda]

Triforce at the top right corner!!! at 7:37

[dragonwar524]

couldn't you have actually answered the question, all you had to say was that monkeys are our brothers on the tree and we evolved from a common ancestor

[JoeRingo118]

christian: i disprove of evolution!

atheist: do you think that chihuhas and bulldogs existed during the medieval?

[BrianGriffin92]

Dumber than Pailin ?

IMPOSSIBRUUUU !!!

[Yvieneify]

I didn't like it because your face is too damn ugly to view in HD...=\

[TreeOfLibera]

Really, people had something against webers editing? He's talanted. It was really damn good

[einarssone]

...and if you're rich - Shut the fuck up!

[dolerbom]

I actually helped Donnel once. She asked me to teach her how to read, so she could read the bible.

[dolerbom]

i hate it when ignorant dumbasses bring up the why aren't chimps still evolving debate. Then i have to explain to idiots how why, and they just deny it and say jesus over and over.

[Mr4pp]

Cody is fucking awesome!

[ull90]

Dude...you totally predicted Occupy.

[MrLegitWalrus]

Damn gravitationalist propaganda...

[CarlosMonteiro1985]

Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[stuchly1]

@CarlosMonteiro1985 we all shall meet in Bologna heaven after we die! xxD

[MrAntdaveod]

What the hell, why are all the O'Donnells in the U.S. I mean wtf. Atleast the Irish ones have brains :S

[TearsOfWar1]

I am a gravitationalist.

[lasseplatburk]

If America was colonized by the british, why does Britain still exist?

[GingerSheepGaming]

@lasseplatburk *facepalm*

[lasseplatburk]

@GingerSheepGaming What? They wonder why there are still monkeys if man evolved from them, so then I wonder why we still have Britain, since america was colonized by the british. For that matter, why do we still have Spain, France and Portugal then? It makes no sence!

[kennytheangel1997]

@lasseplatburk Lmao

[TearsOfWar1]

@lasseplatburk Lol yeah I heard that one before. Still a good rebuttal to creationists, though.

[lasseplatburk]

@TearsOfWar1 Or why not this one? Well, Adam was created from dirt. So why is there still dirt?

[TearsOfWar1]

@lasseplatburk lol Yeah, use their own logic against them XD

[TheMightyWet]

im still laughing at the braincell wheelchair thing hahaha

[KyleClarkUSA]

Hey dude I just asked my parents for a kindle and got one they would flip a bitch if I spent money on a book can you like make it available for the kindle?

[TheSethIkrass]

holy shit I have that viking world tour shirt

[Mrmcroller]

fuck you, im going to watch you vids wether you like it or not, cause your awesome.

[kingtut521]

God is using glue to keep everything on Earth? Bullshit. Everyone know invisible noodles are holding everything down.

[elnoraemily]

@kingtut521 Pirate regalia? I hope so, because I would like to enjoy beer and strippers with you for the rest of time.

[Turtleluver26]

@kingtut521 oh my noodle your an idiot. we obviously stick to the earth because the all mighty one uses his marinara sauce as glue. some people...

[sounynoma]

@kingtut521 Wrong sir. Duct tape holds the world together.

[awesomesauceiness]

@kingtut521 Sounds like the flying spaghetti moster XD

[kingtut521]

@awesomesauceiness You don't say?

[AKArainkit]

@kingtut521 I keep tripping on those...

[JaredLangdon]

8:23 "Tax the rich. Why not? We outnumber them." Wow. Dude. You know, you can be an atheist and have morals too. Theft is immoral whether you do it yourself or ask the government to do it on your behalf.

[vivtin]

@JaredLangdon He's obviously speaking metaphorically and sarcastically, he's saying that the richest percentage of Americans have the ability to pay higher taxes, and prosperity clearly does not "trickle down" when they get tax breaks, so why the hell shouldn't we tax the rich portion of the population.

[Mrvort]

banana

[DeLisle151]

He sounds a bit like George Carlin in this video. I mean in a delivery kind of way.

[Satish13]

@DeLisle151 omg, thats quite true! Its just awesome isn't it?

[SuperiorPopTartLord]

@DeLisle151 this is not a bad thing

[Triipticz]

I love the rawness of these videos.

[1sunbear]

Actually, we humans are monkeys...or apes... which, scientifically, I am told, are just monkeys without tails. All monkeys (tailless or otherwise), including humans, share a common ancestor. This is what I believe and I'm standing by it.

[Triipticz]

@1sunbear Um you don't have to choose whether to believe it or not, it is fact.

[bleachrules103]

443 people.

I'll look for your asses in the obituaries.

[alexrips]

Cody's filming/directing/camera angles/lighting made me love your videos so much more and he improved them aesthetically so much. His input will be missed. Still love the rawness of your older stuff though!

[PHILIBOYLONDON]

@alexrips so has cody left TJ?

[alexrips]

@PHILIBOYLONDON Yes, they are currently in a public dispute too. Check their tumblrs.

[Ital21]

Oh TAA, you so fun to vlog. DX

[ryderamthor123]

@tontsa911 Fucking racist cunt.

[ryderamthor123]

@tontsa911 GTFO troll, we don't need bullshit from people like you in these videos.

[ryderamthor123]

@tontsa911 We don't need your bullshit, gtfo troll.

[Hammerfall3141]

lol this is epic!

[BrainlessSociety]

obama ad lagged this video.

[holanoobs]

child sised coffins...fucking brilliant

[Command3rAwesome]

fuck yeah

[bleachrules103]

Favorited this right when you said "Christine O'Donnell"

[JImmy4336]

she got 40% of the vote, that's scary to me. she shouldn't have able to get 4%.

[DeadFishFactory]

I don't care much if your videos are directed by Cody or not because half of the time I'm doing something else while listening to you talk.

[devourerofbabies]

I don't think she's stupid. I think she's just crazy.

[narutofan9999]

@devourerofbabies

That's not mutually exclusive. Though from a psychological point of view, we would probably find that she's not crazy, but rather frightingly normal, like literally no distinguishing features. Like those people that have only a single passion, which is hating everything that doesn't follow their idea of the norm.

[devourerofbabies]

@narutofan9999 Okay. Then she's stupid enough to be considered impaired while driving.

[deadbabyfromspace]

no don't bring your rich bitches here!!

[deadbabyfromspace]

EVIL BALLOONS!!!

[Kinzokan]

I never had anything against the angles or the picture quality, and definitely not because it didn't look like a "Vlog". The first few Cody-collab videos just looked a little like presentation was more important than content (e.g. the infamous stair-kick)

[mosquitoe4]

The very very very sad thing about this video, is that the inelligent stickyness theory actually exists. Its called intelligent falling.

[chaclapa]

R.I.P this channel... amazing video!

[007steve3]

@chaclapa why rip this channel?

[TheRorschachian]

Monkeys never did evolve into humans. That's a myth of evolution; evolution says that humans and primates evolved from the same species.

[grehembelly]

Oh no !!! I`m a damn looser!!!

[DrivinHanyou]

I live in Delaware, imagine how I feel having a complete fucktard bitch represent us TJ....

[Rickx777]

What the hell? I thought monkeys were simply a branch and a relative of humans. We come from a same ape-like ancestor. The fact she asked why monkeys don't is completely retarded: this proves she has never thoroughly understood the theory of evolution. That may explain the single sentence explanations. She may not even know what lights the Earth, she probably believes god is lighting up the world and leaving them if they misbehave.

[BrettBloomfield1]

@Rickx777 just as the masses of christians who say they get it but dont continues to grow



[CyrusKosloff]

@nitrorev386 That has got to be the most intelligent argument I have ever heard. Ever.

[ondbaraond]

To all creatards: Take up a book,read it & think about the content analys it. Just once c'mon just once

[kissmygrittsyall]

The primitive shit is great though!

[Jjames763]

Apparently Ms. O'Donnell learned about evolution from Pokémon.

"BALLOONS CAN ESCAPE THE STICKINESS BECAUSE THEY ARE OF THE DEVIL!!" A person from 1915 London would agree from personal experience. D:

[TacticalOtter2]

EVOLVING M&Ms!!!!!

[swiftpawsharpclaw]

too funny

XD

[skumrock]

waste of time

[Jay21L]

hell yeah! the hard working blue collar man out number the white collar man we need to take America back from these big corporations, shady bank companies, and insurance companies, we can speak out against this and start an uprising against this corrupt government, assemble a Coup d'état and make things right!

[Thatmakessense356]

To quote a politician and then draw the conclusion that he or she is dumb is often misguided. A politician must draw upon the views of his or her constituents and not be too much smarter in speech than they are. If no one in Delaware believed in evolution, no candidate who said evolution is true would be able to win. There is too much of a line drawn between democratic gov. and the voters. It's the voters that are the bigger problem, candidates are generally just trying to hold down a job.

[JHTownsend93]

maybe instead of sentences she could put up some pretty pictures? i vote yes.

[nitrorev386]

"Suppose we've chosen the wrong God. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder"

-Homer Simpson on Pascal's Wager

don't compare her to homer!!!!!!

[GdoubleWB]

@nitrorev386 You're right, Homer does have his moments. Christine O'Donell's level of intelligence is probably closer to that of the seed-filled, orange goop that you scoop out of a pumpkin.

[nitrorev386]

@GdoubleWB bake those bastards and throw on some barbecue flavor and those seeds can be put to use. I can't eat Christine O'Donnell without going to jail. She won't have sex until marriage so that's off the table. I can't even have an intelligent conversation with her. At least pumpkin seeds are delicious.

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

@nitrorev386

Amen brother

-Bart Simpson response.

[EliroX904]

@nitrorev386 Lol, that episode was hilarious.

[Severynofarbor]

what pisses me off a lot is when people say we evolved from monkeys. This is false, monkeys and humans have a common ancestor, but we have an even more common ancestor with APES. not fucking monkeys

[zenitxpto]

@Severynofarbor Thank you. I was about to make the exact same argument. Saved me some trouble there. I completely agree. Its a huge misconception that even some people that defend evolution have.

[Severynofarbor]

@zenitxpto =D

[GdoubleWB]

I love it when Code Red directs! I think that the embellishments to the recording process make TJ's videos seem more professional.

[iamsilence1]

Intelligent stickiness should be taught in all schools. Who's with me?

[cobolt13]

I laughed when he said un-subscribe. I would laugh if everyone subscribed.

[sutjas16]

I'M NEVER RIDING A BALLOON AGAIN!

[KammeratGak]

8:00 - FTW !!

[JirachiMaster007]

Of course monkeys are still evolving. Just go to Africa.

[GameStar1300]

what about the mini m&ms?

[Martial024]

Who was the first corporation? The first corporation to ever exist, that also had its on army and navy that contested the major empires of the time Britain and Spain...

The corporation that has had the most power of any corporation to exist, was.... The Dutch East India company... The result? Massive profits and innovation, considering the times.. (Dark Ages)..

There isn't a whole lot of difference between a corporate army and a state or national army, it all depends who is leading it..

[BuIletForMyVaIentine]

OMFG OMFG!!! This video was uploaded on my 16th birthday!!!! :O

OMGOMGOMG<3

[ThatMan0verThere]

I like the old style a LITTLE better. But it doesn't really matter. It's still good.

[TristCan]

I think what she is trying to say is why Monkeys today, aren't continuing evelution, when monkeys several thousends of years ago, evolved into us? Not only did she say somthing dumb, but she didn't even say it right.

[refuser101]

Make me unsub bitch.

[CBPCorps]

I read the title and I was like "Yeah, right."

[SkullVodka]

You are a dick. But I will not unsub, asshole.

[sharabarz]

but monkeys didnt evolve into monkeys O_O they're just related to us as (in a very simplified form) as distant cousins... i could be wrong on that though

[Tattas999]

@sharabarz Yes they did, dumbass.

[sharabarz]

@Tattas999 i meant humans, monkeys didnt evolve into humans my bad, and i defend that with a no although now we are not arguing about the same thing

[Quintinohthree]

@sharabarz

Turns out we DID come from monkeys.

Search, watch, understand, know that "you're a fucking monkey, mate".

[sharabarz]

@Quintinohthree no we did not evolve from monkeys, both monkeys and us evolved from a different ancestor that predates us, some of its decedents became monkeys and other primates and others became primitive humans which later evolved into modern humans

[Quintinohthree]

@sharabarz

Had you actually watched the video of which I gave the title you'd know that that isn't completely true.

If you agree that Old World monkeys and apes share a more recent common ancestor than Old World monkeys and New World monkeys then you must agree that apes are monkeys too as otherwise the phylogenetic "group" monkey developed not once but twice which is known to be impossible, or the group ape includes ancestors of monkeys that aren't monkeys, and that can't happen either.

[sharabarz]

@Quintinohthree i used monkey in teh sense of new world monkeys, i didnt realize monkey can be used as "old world monkey" to label that ancestor i mentioned

[coldironhands1]

why are you so angry and hateful? you're going to go to hell.

[Ragmora]

@coldironhands1 Hell isnt real.

[AbsoluteZ3R0]

The sad thing is that TAA's "gravity" analogy only sounds so ridiculous because thankfully, there's nothing in the bible that explains why things stay on the ground.

[skaruts]

Well, monkeys aren't going to turn into humans. Certain monkeys share a common ancestor with humans, other monkeys share a "grandpa" ancestor, etc. We are one of the branches in evolution, thay are other branches, and they may eventualy evolve, maybe into something even more intelligent than we are, but not into the same as we are.

Sarah Palin, however, is still something cretaceous disguised as human. Something that defies evolution and confuses the scientists. :D

[Last4xis]

How evolution works: Feed a species rare candies and don't press the 'B' button when they begin to change appearance.

[deathman1021]

Why do so many vote for candidates simply based on their religious afiliation and refusal to recognize scientific principles.

STOP VOTING FOR FUNDAMENTALISTS

[drrobertoboogie97]

That's an oxymoron.

[Iamthedinger]

i'm from delaware....and i feel the same way. if they would have voted that stupid bitch into any office higher than librarian (and that would still be questionable) i would stop telling people i was from delaware. i wouldn't want people to think i'm stupid.

[deathman1021]

@Iamthedinger i think you need to be able to read to be a librarian

[lukallajovic]

at least she is hot

[TheFacelessActivist]

That "Shut the fuck up"-bit towards the rich was hilarious.

[sion677]

@neuralres We have very good reasons not to believe in God. First of all, he endorses slavery and genocide. Second, there is no real concrete evidence of his existence, therefore we dismiss it as untrue. That goes for every assertion that cannot be proven. Do you believe in leprechauns? If so, your beliefs don't deserve to be taken seriously. If not, Why? Because the thought of it is ridiculous and there's no scientific evidence. I dismiss the existence of your God for the exact same reason.

[sion677]

@neuralres We deny christ because he isn't there. He doesn't telepathically speak to you, and he doesn't reward you for symbolically eating his flesh. The only way you can say that christ is not only alive, but the son of God, Is by using what the bible says. The bible is inaccurate, therefore it's text doesn't hold much weight. There is no proof that these tragedies are caused by denial of a cosmic sky zombie.

[JRC3034]

@neuralres As an atheist, I acknowledge that I am not perfect, that I engage in questionable acts as much as the next person. But at the end of the day, I know that these are mere stepping stones in overcoming life's greater challenges that may loom over the horizon. Every day is a new experience for me. I enjoy my life because I know that when I die, it's all over. I do not follow an outdated moral code written by ancient bigots. I define my own moral code. I think for myself. I am happy. :)

[JRC3034]

@neuralres yes, because you are of such low value. You read this bullcrap and you demean your own life. You talk about the spiritual grace that jesus gives you, yet all I see is weakness. A weakness which will always be exploited against you. When I see individuals like yourself, I simultaneously feel joy and sadness. I feel sad for how this bullshit retarded dogma ruins the lives of gullible inviduals such as yourself, yet I feel joy, because as an atheist, I am free from your tyrant's slavery.

[JRC3034]

@neuralres There is no such thing as "sin". It's a bullshit concept invented by desert tribe mystics to control retarded monkeys such as yourself. :)

[sion677]

@neuralres explain how denial of christ causes these things.

[TheSuperpowersguy]

what happened to scottie

[Hereticofreason]

her neurons don't fire they sputter. LOL

[freedomthrough]

All i can say to market-fundamentalists is - Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Norway.

[enternalinferno]

@freedomthrough i love you.

[linkindead]

@freedomthrough sweden begs to differ

[Prognosticator00]

@freedomthrough Agreed, and Japan too.

[WHIREAS]

@freedomthrough Indeed.

[NikoCRAZYGuy]

@freedomthrough What do you mean?

[freedomthrough]

@NikoCRAZYGuy Those are some of the countries in the world with the largest public sectors, yet they have always managed just fine. In fact, they're some of the richest countries in the world right now.

[NikoCRAZYGuy]

@freedomthrough Well then, i consider myself lucky! I live in Denmark. :D

[freedomthrough]

@NikoCRAZYGuy Agreed, you should! :) I've lived in Denmark for a year. It was nice. The prices on things are insane, but so are the wages.

[rkyeun]

"If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"

If you came from your cousin, why is there still your cousin? What?

If you came from your mother, why is there still your sister? What?

If humans came from primates, why are there still other primates? What?

[GhettoBlaster100]

laissez faire

[macgeek2004]

@Madman1234855

Only for you. Lol.

[gallileotheguineapig]

This woman is what happen when you put Kent Hovind and Sarah Palin in the same room.

[TheMinxTail]

"Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?"

Another graduate of teh Pokemon school of evolution.

[158green]

rofl

[awwq89]

I'm so glad christine lost

[mslewp]

@awwq89 Amen.