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  • (Not racist) Black people invented vocal guitar, vocal sax and beatboxing... Cant they just buy an instrument ?

  • You want to hear a REAL human saxophone? You need to search for André Philippe Gagnon. (since I can't copy-past links here)

  • lyics: ba ba ba banana... (say in squeaky, scratch that, VERY squeaky voice)

  • FAIL

    

  • I think that this guy dont know what a saxophone is

  • I think it didn't sound like saxophone because he's playing a song that is not for saxophone. I'll be there is a pop song, usually saxophones are used for blues or jazz.

  • I think his reed is broken...

  • @naylorshmaylor yeah lol i thought that like one second after i pressed post

  • his voices like a mice in a trap

  • ._.

  • This is stupid.

  • do you think that the queen watches this show lol ?, if i was a king and i wanted people show me talent id rather watch them myself then have other people vote lol. i wuld know what i like lol. js.

  • Kay: I'm going to be playing the saxophone with my natural voice

    Simon: O.O

  • Woah is that dude Jamaican?? :)

  • It sounds to me like a 1 year old baby calling PAPA with rhyme!,Haha

  • I'm a saxophone and I find this offensive...

  • I don;t know what sax ive been playing, but thats not it!

  • CLASSIC!! one of the best auditions ever!!

  • Why did Piers like it... ?

  • What the fuck British type people?!

    This is why we can't have nice things, and I am offended....

  • Sound like saxophone for real.. ;DD

  • For comedy value, maybe the act is worth it. But the fact that this guy got as far as he did doesn't say much at all for the British people.

  • totally fuced up

  • name of song?

  • @y2asin1 Jackson 5 - I'll Be There

  • Does he have an orgasm like this??

  • LOL

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the suspense was great, still he has more talent than all 3 judges together, I would cheer him on

  • the 140 dislikes are Simon's alternate accounts...

  • LMAO

  • I Think its funny :)

  • more like a kazoo

  • everyone hates him? why? he's such a wonderful person... so happy and adorable

  • it sounds like a fucking mupped getting the life rung out of it...

  • offending!!!!!!!!! i am a saxophone player, and i am still better even though i've only been playing for 2 years. but still... good effort!!!!!!!

  • Sounds more like really bad trumpet playing.

  • Reminds me of Token from South Park. 

  • to poor to afford a reall one so he makes sunds lol

  • @TheAvianmemuhry too poor too afford elementary school so you don't spell correctly

  • @dongaspare If you're going to correct someone on spelling at least put the right number of o's in 'to'

  • @dongaspare LOL owned that bitch

  • @TheAvianmemuhry you seem like you have been "TOO" poor to have proper education where they would teach you that its writtern "TOO", not "TO"

  • sounds like one of these plastic toy saxophones for 2 dollars or pounds :D

  • SAXOMOPHOOOONE!! SAXOMOPHOOOONE!

  • Hand Simon Cowell a gun to blow that man's brains out!

  • Britain should be ashamed...what an embarrassment! That man should be tortured in public. Sounds like a fraggle put to fire.....remember the fraggles??

  • must kill Kay Oresanya.

  • I'm offended.

  • It sounds more like a broken Trumpet !

  • It sounds more like a broken Trumpet !

  • You need to close your eyes and tweak your collective imaginations. This is peerlessly the greatest performance since reality tv was inculcated. I LOVE THIS MAN.

  • Papaa.....pa..pa..pa...pappaa.­..think he's missin his dad?

  • The funny thing is, this guy probably went and did that as a joke to get on TV. Then, that idiot Pierce says "it's brilliant". That guy is probably thinking.. "Seriously..? What a fucking retard."

  • ...Really?!

  • whats the song name he is playing ? :)

  • @Ruseek I'll be there - Michael Jackson

  • Okay ... So how big exactly was his saxophone meant to be?

  • meow meow mow meow mewoue

  • I'm sorry but, singers and sax players alike should be offended by this...

  • did he swallow helium before the show?!!

  • ????????

  • That sounds like someone choking a trumpet.. if that's even possible.

  • my 4 year old sister calls it a sexophone....Lmaoo. :D

  • sounds more like a cheap kazoo...

  • @cornman1220 Lmaooo xD

  • good effort but seriously it was proper bad :( no offence:)

  • It sounds like some kind of "Chipmunks" version of a saxophone :O

  • it's deff in tune and certainly is entertaining.. not soo much sax but some kind of horn for sure

  • Can you do this? you can't! stop hating on him!

  • @eclipsytseb i cant do this... but i do play the sax... and in my humble opinion, i am bothered (if not offended) by this being compared to my instrument...

  • the song i'll be there and saxphones just got humiliated

  • It doesn't sound bad actually, he's in tune and stuff. Just he sounds a bit odd.

  • what is wrong with the world to deem this good

  • This poor guy... He probably thinks he sounds good.

    Eesh.. My ears. 8{

  • student and 31 years old

  • i love him no homo

  • the human drowning duck

  • lol, actually I would love to hear that again, because it's so horrible that it's amazing! hahaha! I couldn't stop laughing my head off

  • i punch my sis and she makes the same sound...imma take her there

  • It's a glorified kazoo :L

  • That's weak. Search for Michal Seps, his trumpet is unbelievable. For example in song What a Wonderful World:)

  • This is so bad, If I ever sounded this bad I'd probably kill myself

  • It's a Kazoo at best.

  • He did much better than all of us could have done, but still, nobody would buy a CD with him imitating a sax. At most, it's comedy worthy.

  • A mostly out of tune saxophone

  • 120 people are saxophone players

  • as a sax player myself it actually sounded a bit like a sax just with horrible tone haha

  • I know you are talented, but the way you say that you are unique, talented, and most of all, boast yourself like you say "the judges are going to love love me" its just gonna substract all of that buddy. so sorry, but I really dont like your attitude even if you win the show. when you play/sing with honesty people will feel something really different

  • He has his moments, bu most of the time he sucks donkey balls

  • @BlondGirly123

    Donkey-balls...as a matter of fact! Hehe...nice1.

  • I love how he is talking about how he is going to stand out above everyone, and when he is walking on to the stage, Susan Boyle is behind him.

  • As a saxophonist I feel extremely offended by this that doesnt even sound like a any real instrument. Really people shouldn't do this kind of stunt is pure idiotic and they make an even bigger fool of themselves

  • i wish jon wilson would shut the fuck up

  • This guy is pure win. fuck Simon Cowell >:

  • The thing that i find bizarre is the fact that he's a good singer. He used to work in a bar in Glasgow and would sing Karaoke there and was excellent. So when he walked out I was expecting a song........then............we­ll.......you know.

  • frikkin hilarious hahahahahaha

  • damn, i love saxophones and i'm a bit disappointed

    at 2:22 he actually does sound like a saxophone at least :) nice one

  • it doesn't sounds like a saxophone... it's more like a kazoo :S

  • Sounds more like a saxaphone than an actual saxaphone.

  • its sounds like a saxophone but also like the chipmunks hahah epic

  • seems like he's repeating the word banana.

  • 4:22 best part of the video

  • 2:22 actually sounded like a saxophone hahaha

  • that's not a sexophone , that's a sexomonkey ROFL

  • lmfao "it's more of an oboe" HAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE

  • if my sax sounded like that i would "BIN" it

    That is what you call a poor man's sax

  • if my sax sounded like that i would "BIN" it

  • It's terrible, but it's funny as fuck. Also he seems a nice guy :)

  • it's so sour also:S

  • Para para paaaraapaaa...

  • somebody buy him saxophone... he might be next generation of saxophonist

  • you are horrible, never seen someone so ridiculous!

  • As a former saxophone player, I must say I love this. I can't believe you guys who are offended don't remember the times you'd mess around, trying to make ridiculous sounds just for the fun of it. He's doing the exact same thing with his voice, only he made it into a whole performance. :P

  • If only he would have said human trumpet, he would have won

  • To all of you sax players out there.....

    I'm so sorry.

    This is INSULTING.

    I have never been more insulted.

  • Saxophone? No, i am a sax player and that is shit. I am deeply offended. Sounds more like a monkey with turrets giving birth to an elephant.

  • you can tell the difference Julian Smith was in this competition he shows what a real saxophone sounds like. This is just noise

  • "-more like an oboe..." lol Yeah, there were a few moments but overall it sounded nothing like a sax. Still pretty darn hilarious, though.

  • "Absolutely brilliant." my jaw dropped after he said that...

  • I really cannot believe this was serious! :')

  • Does it really sound that bad when I play the saxophone?

    I admire the effort, but it sounds like he is is choking a muppet.

  • @iJiggsy I'm pretty sure it doesn't!

  • @iJiggsy This isnt terrible. Really jazzy players sound like this, and its awesome

  • I am laughing SOOOOOOOOO hard.

  • Like if you were laughing because it sounded funny, not because it was good :')

  • Wow.. Looks like Eddy Murphy doing stupid things on a scene just like in Rush Hour 2...

  • Guy from Rush Hour is Chris Tucker ;).

  • Lol "BAHHH BAHH BAHH" *Simon hits buzzer immediatly"

  • This is so funny

    What an epic fail

  • No, as a Saxophone play i am completely offended.

  • a lot of people open their mouths, and they cannot close it.

  • i laughed so damn hard lolll

  • Elmo hit puberty

  • Never heard that elmo sings...

  • i am a comedian

  • not impressed until i see some epic sax guy

  • true winner of BGT in my eyes

  • anyone can do this and sound like a faggot. He's good

  • @estremoestre you sould have competed as comadian thats pure gold rite there

  • Simon @ 1:17

  • Anyone can do this xD LOLOLOLZ STILL FUNNNYY

    

  • i loved it

  • Britains got Africans!

  • @DemoraX yeahh lol, bare black people

  • at leats he doesnt have a puberty scream

  • i wish i was british......

  • Bloody amazing and we love him, has he released a cd yet.

  • ok everyone who plays saxophone such as my self is really pissed about this

  • i wanna punch the narrator in the throat

  • try if you can do the same thing as he did, then you can curse him :)

  • I Love <3

  • what it is the original song ?

  • @kreatorkebras 'I'll Be There' by the Jackson 5.

  • jajajajjajajajajaaajjajajjajaj­ja  elmo jajajjajajajjja

  • 1:25

    Simon's face = Here we go again

  • Elmo?

  • it got good some how from 2:22 to 2:26 it actually sounded like a real saxaphone

  • it got good some how

  • it was funny and sounded like a baby crying over the saxaphone

  • no offense but it sounded like a baby crying and that's not a saxaphone voice

  • Elmo?

  • that was not a saxophone that was a kid playing a kazoo at a birthday party in McDonalds

  • As soon as their cocky, you know that they'll suck.

  • that was so awesomly funny

    

  • THIS MADE MY DAY.

  • what song is it ?

  • @StillBoy1992 Jackson 5 - ill be there

  • If you watch away from the screen it really looks like a saxophone!!

  • the first 1 30 of the video was not worth it

  • Simon is going to sleep on Amanda`s sholder LooooL

  • 0:23 - 29 song name pls

  • he should have a saxophone player play the exact same part then compare it

  • 2:22 to the end it sounds pretty good i think

  • whats this song called?

  • You know, I don't really like Simon, but he was right. People applauded not because the guy was good, but only because he did something unusual (and funny as hell). They definitely wouldn't want to hear that again, even less pay money to see something like that. Also, he did sounded like a sax in some parts, but most of it was like a weird and annoying sound effect of a child's keyboard.

  • thats hard to do

  • that's a good human oboe...

  • if u listen to it for a while it does sound like like a saxophone 0_0 i THINK SOO STFU BICH ^ ^

  • This shit is fukin PRO.