Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
LADIES look at me, look at him, BACK TO ME, yes sadly I'm not him. But if I stood in a shower wearing nothing I COULD LOOK BETTER THAN HIM ! look down, back up again, back down again. What do you have in your hand? A hammer head shark ? No, that's my sheer manhood! Do you have one? No. But you sure can use mine, WITH THE SHOWER POWER OF SHEER AWESOMENESS!
Now back at your ugly face, now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped eating buckets of chicken and cakes and tried slimming, you might be as slim as me. Look down, back up, can you see your feet? No because you're grossly fat. What did you eat - a whole horse? Back at mine, there's a party that you'd never be invited to. Look again, your ass has just got fatter. Anything is possible when you think before you eat.
The best part is, they can't raise a fuss about copyright because in this case it only applies to the tune. This is how I'll sing it from this day forward.
he has put people into comas just by blinking, he has built a house out of the women's constant cries, he has brought the mamoths out of extinction by breathing, and shark's have a whole week divoted to him. he is... THE OLDSPICE GUY!
Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post
I have to wonder, if you arm wrestled with a sea bear in a built in pool filled with water and old spice body wash on the surface of the moon, who would come out victorious?
Hey Old spice guy. Check out my oldspice spoof. Let me know what you think. All you got to do is click on my name. It's that easy !! lol if not thats cool lol
Man this guy ia fuckin ripped.. All those years in the gym weightlifting and toning up and I thought I was the shit.. seeing this guy shows me there is more work to be done, Thanks for the inspiration OldSpice!
Seems like a lot of white girls on YouTube like black guys. Of course, you know these white girls are butt-ugly and no white dude wants them anyhow.... But daddy won't be happy when he finds out that his "precious little girl" is pregnant with a little oreo. I'm just sayin..... and keepin' it real.... even black girls would agree with me.
@JimboVids I'm an oreo. My grandfather loved my father. (My father is the black one) And my mother is very pretty. And she has another black boyfriend. Whether or not my grandfather approves of him, we'll never know. He died.
@Merquades seeing as how no two beings of such awsome and badassness could be in the same place at once so the space time continum would rip oooooor they would just team up and completly take over the world either way most..awsome..moment..evar
10 facts about you 1. You're reading my comment 2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading my comment 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :) 11. You are enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste this to ONE video And tomorrow will be badass
I've been searching all of youtube for the past 2 and a half hours to watch every video you make. are you a certified hypnotist? because you have everyone under complete control of your manly Oldspice-ness
@Kanye808West if you used old spice, you would know that you don't need to search all over youtube for the videos, you could just click the oldspice link at the top of the video and be thrown into the man's man internet that is the oldspice page.
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Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a typewriter
EvenHerosNeedaBreak 3 months ago
The birthday cake is now diamonds!
juansuarez1990 4 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
July 14 is my Birthday.
But I am not anyone's mother.
I am a million person's father, however.
runawayagent 4 months ago
Damn!! i was born 9 days too Early!!!!!!!
shallwegooverthehil 5 months ago
Wait. Wait. Wait. If he man-spoke Justin Beiber's Baby, will that song become manly?
HaxxorsProduction 7 months ago 3
So if a guy sings, that would make a femanist...... I guess if the old spice guy said it, then its true... Justin Bieber is a femanist
shademasta956 7 months ago
@superdog619
They wouldn't compete, they'd end up man-speaking together to form the most epic of epic sounds ever created.
TheNeonIcing 8 months ago
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a laptop
MrLeeE30 8 months ago
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LADIES look at me, look at him, BACK TO ME, yes sadly I'm not him. But if I stood in a shower wearing nothing I COULD LOOK BETTER THAN HIM ! look down, back up again, back down again. What do you have in your hand? A hammer head shark ? No, that's my sheer manhood! Do you have one? No. But you sure can use mine, WITH THE SHOWER POWER OF SHEER AWESOMENESS!
jiyadutt 9 months ago
too good! hahahahahahaha!!!!
Shoinie 10 months ago
Id like to see who'd win in a man speaking competition old spice guy or...Chuck Norris... OH the suspense.
superdog619 10 months ago
This guy is god
internetfanboy69 11 months ago
He has the Golden Voice
PeachGirl009 1 year ago 3
I love how he knows the name of the youtubers mom. Jamie D.
Obi8Wan8Cannoli 1 year ago
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Look at your ugly face, now back to mine.
Now back at your ugly face, now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped eating buckets of chicken and cakes and tried slimming, you might be as slim as me. Look down, back up, can you see your feet? No because you're grossly fat. What did you eat - a whole horse? Back at mine, there's a party that you'd never be invited to. Look again, your ass has just got fatter. Anything is possible when you think before you eat.
Im on a whore.
throbule 1 year ago
I am so gonna watch this on my birthday.
TheBlueorigami 1 year ago 7
william shatner
taimak123 1 year ago
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Empep12 1 year ago
:O
AirborneNik 1 year ago
lol
Princessbarbie717 1 year ago
all those weman got blessed.
rnlli 1 year ago
EVEEENING
MarketingLady 1 year ago
@MarketingLady eveniiiiiiiiiing*
maximusgladi8or 1 year ago 3
dear old spice dude, will old spice products inhance my genetics so i can become more muscular like you?
afleitikh3 1 year ago
I kind of wish July 14th was my birthday...
zacandashleys1fan 1 year ago
can i eat old spice bodywash??? or no? ha ha haha
appleipodlover123 1 year ago
@appleipodlover123 more people are curious if they could eat him
scooterkid01 1 year ago 3
The best part is, they can't raise a fuss about copyright because in this case it only applies to the tune. This is how I'll sing it from this day forward.
KairuHakubi 1 year ago
he has put people into comas just by blinking, he has built a house out of the women's constant cries, he has brought the mamoths out of extinction by breathing, and shark's have a whole week divoted to him. he is... THE OLDSPICE GUY!
fagoteer 1 year ago
Lawl at "eveniiiiing" and why in the world would he do this... nice anyways.
Luxai 1 year ago
Ohhh that's funnY!!!! This is the first time I'm seeing this..I didn't know he responded to ppl!!! xD
Why did he extend the word "evenings" tho?
damaged2 1 year ago
Eveningggggggggga.
Ryanhs999 1 year ago
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Necrotwilly 1 year ago
Does this include all those born in future years on this day?
Rhystafur 1 year ago
@Rhystafur because the future is his bitch.
WolfenGamer69 1 year ago
Dear Old Spice guy, You should lease out your muscle crevices to homeless children in Africa. They're deep enough to support an entire country.
Yours Truly,
Someone who cares (:
MzShadada 1 year ago 2
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1.put your hands on your chest
2.think of someone you like
3.tomorrow that person will ask u out or tell you they love you
4.the catch is that you have to write this on 5 videos before it
cutiepiesameha 1 year ago
i think you gave my girl dog a human mans boner
XxwelkyxX 1 year ago
Where's the cake that you're supposed to catch in the end?
Oh, that's right. . .
The cake exploded into chocolate kisses that rained on a pegasus that you rode backwards into the sunset.
NasikaSakura 1 year ago
@NasikaSakura funny :)
Kidstar31 1 year ago
once this dude shaved his hair,from the hair saxton hale was created,saxton hale did the same,and chuck norris was created from saxtons hair
god was created from chuck norris hair
AristoMC 1 year ago
It would be such an honour to be born on this day.
ShaunSeow 1 year ago 7
@BuffleMuffle yes, that is in fact what he just said. thanks for the recap my man:)
thasnargoblin 1 year ago
I shall man speak everything in the future
arranjp123 1 year ago 5
He should have said, "I'm in a bathroom, with a towel, being awesome..."
cavegoat13 1 year ago
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loverofcookies117 1 year ago
Pffft- That day is 10 days apart from my birthday. ):
jah0oliah 1 year ago
I wish I was born on this day
mistatriksta 1 year ago
win this guy is just win!!
sshiimana 1 year ago
i shal no longer sing again
i shall man-speak every song forever
Mikeybetts 1 year ago 149
lmfao "including all unborn babies that will be born later this afternoon" that made me rofl XD
xceis 1 year ago 4
I have to wonder, if you arm wrestled with a sea bear in a built in pool filled with water and old spice body wash on the surface of the moon, who would come out victorious?
mecius69 1 year ago
"into the eveniiiiinnnng."
X-D
VTPPGLVR 1 year ago 9
The "evenING" totally makes it. You just forget he's singing until that point. It's so lovely.
Naikorasu 1 year ago 4
this guy,.....too manly
RogerThat675 1 year ago
Darline....this one is for you.....and every women born and will be born by the end of the night..don't worry this is rated G....
Nthemood2listen 1 year ago
Man Speak... OMG hes just too manly
OhLawD1100 1 year ago
looks like Chuck norris DID screw a black chick
Crazystudent93 1 year ago 7
Chuck who?
mitchellorin 1 year ago 7
Silly Old Spice Man. Anything a man does for a lady's pleasure is manly beyond compare.
cumaeansibyl 1 year ago 6
@cumaeansibyl So beating up a friend over a lady is manly?
Making a fool of yourself to amuse a lady is manly?
Making stuff up to impress a lady is manly?
Etc etc.
You know what I call it.
Stupid.
More stupid.
Cool of him to wish moms happy birthday, but geeez, his apperence sure seem to do stupid stuff with peoples minds.
Btw, respect to OldSpice for doing this.
And sorry for my harsh apperence in one of your vids.
Luxai 1 year ago
And then every woman in the world has become pregnant.
Kon3ko 1 year ago
Um, what's with the diamonds comments
loserificmidget 1 year ago
@loserificmidget In the original commercial, he has two tickets to "that thing you love" and he exclaims "THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!"
lexyp95 1 year ago
loooooooooool
alanz90 1 year ago
thesse vidiosalways make me happpy espeishally this one haha
8hjg 1 year ago
Singing is totally manly. Haven't you ever heard of a barbershop quartet?
MicroAC 1 year ago
I really don't know why, but when I initially clicked on this video, it brought me up to this screen:
"500 Internal Server Error
Sorry, something went wrong.
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
If you see them, show them this information:"
And then it was just a large wall of numbers and letters. O___o I had to click the refresh button.
But really? Highly trained Monkeys? Awesome. Only the Old spice guy would have it that way.
Starfox64nintendo 1 year ago
my favoirte!
MrMrDtime 1 year ago
I love you old spice dudde u r super goergous!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
can u say something nice to me plz thx luv u =)
Aloe1234567890 1 year ago
AHH i wish i was born that day
Charleswang64 1 year ago
from now on i was born on july 14th
greenfuzz15reloaded 1 year ago 6
ROTFL
Walkonby19 1 year ago
I hope he comes out soon :)
7GaysAWeek 1 year ago
@7GaysAWeek lol hes is heterosexual dummy!
drago433 1 year ago
@drago433 let me dream damnit! lol
7GaysAWeek 1 year ago
@7GaysAWeek he's the most heterosexual thing on the planet, AND NOW HES DIAMONDS!
drago433 1 year ago
aftter you watch this come watch my response video, comment if you like and comment if you hate it!!!!!!!!!!! your thumb ups are diamonds!
ACoreyStory 1 year ago
Hahah that was great!!!
KamiSnow 1 year ago
MAN VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thejosiahgreen 1 year ago
I've never seen such little ratio of likes to dislikes. There's only 13 dislikes and over 1,000 likes. Yes. ;D
luckyCINEMAHD 1 year ago
man speak LOL
Conduit 1 year ago
He has Baptized all unborn babies with his voice alone.
loverboi812 1 year ago 354
@loverboi812 Why would he do something so evil?
lpmatte2 1 year ago
@loverboi812 i fucking hope not alleh would not be pleased
kainniak1 1 year ago
eve-neeeeennnnnnng
rachelallencamus 1 year ago 5
man speak? lol
MooKYTheStar 1 year ago
Speak it...LIKE A MAYHN.
00iCrazy00 1 year ago
into the eveniiiiiiiing
GNRslash28 1 year ago
i plan to be an old spice guy 1 day
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Your mother is now diamonds!
ParanoidToaster 1 year ago
Abadlani91's mom is now diamonds!
DJHendrixKendrix 1 year ago 5
12 people... oh, I can't even be bothered to say it this time.
Andreus 1 year ago 5
abadlani91's mom is now dimondz!!!!!
Kai0o0o0o0 1 year ago 2
Nachos.....hahahhaha
zdcfvgybh 1 year ago
Ladies and Gentleman the African American Chuck Norris. Slightly less better than Chuck himself.
treeloop98 1 year ago
@treeloop98 No! Way better than Chuck Norris!!! Lol!
forgottenbeauty2 1 year ago
You also can't sing happy birthday due to copyrights
Coolman3428 1 year ago 4
he couldnt really do it because of copyright
realtremil 1 year ago 2
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! :D yaaayyy! Happy birthday to mee!
staarshineee 1 year ago
That was Possibly The BEST Happy Birthday song I have Ever heard. You know, it's MY Birthday today too.........Wait.......My Cake is now DAIMONDS!!!
hokeypokey99 1 year ago
What if this guy met up with Chuck Norris?
JacknifeCreations 1 year ago
@JacknifeCreations
The world would explode from too much masculinity existing in one place at one time
kellenbattles 1 year ago
okay the whole "turning into diamonds" is really getting old.
TheHeyDawgg 1 year ago
eveniiiiiiing....
TarsRocksUrSocks 1 year ago
LOL WTF? eveniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
billtamer 1 year ago
Look down. Now up, Your heterosexuality is now diamonds!
ka0sthe0ry1337 1 year ago 4
LOOK AGAIN, CHUCK NORRIS IS NOW DIAMONDS
TheMartialWay100 1 year ago 2
its official. singing is gay
PeterZeeke 1 year ago
His mom is now DIAMONDS!!!
roflzroflz11256 1 year ago 2
@letstouchabear aah you mean the father from everybody hates chris... yeah he's good... but he aint on a horse! DOG
NegusNegest 1 year ago
@letstouchabear who the fuck is terry crews?!? fuck that he's the next chuck norris!
NegusNegest 1 year ago
AKH!!! GREEN TINT IN THIS VIDEO it seems odor blocker has stopped woking
VirtualCentral 1 year ago
MAN SPEAK
jessuardothegringo74 1 year ago
'man speak'....love it!!!!!
mishpr808 1 year ago
handsome, suave stare. hahahahahahaha
hoodboi718 1 year ago
this guys a cross between morgan freeman and chuck norris
StopStealingEggs 1 year ago 6
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Jonnyriddlin1 1 year ago
can chuck norris round house kick this guy
hipwelly 1 year ago
Man this guy ia fuckin ripped.. All those years in the gym weightlifting and toning up and I thought I was the shit.. seeing this guy shows me there is more work to be done, Thanks for the inspiration OldSpice!
robuk639 1 year ago
hahah, it was my birthday on the fourteenth too! Thanks old spice! Yousa are awsome((sa)!
jilijub 1 year ago
And your mom is now diamonds!
XxProfi1exX 1 year ago 2
Seems like a lot of white girls on YouTube like black guys. Of course, you know these white girls are butt-ugly and no white dude wants them anyhow.... But daddy won't be happy when he finds out that his "precious little girl" is pregnant with a little oreo. I'm just sayin..... and keepin' it real.... even black girls would agree with me.
JimboVids 1 year ago
@JimboVids I'm an oreo. My grandfather loved my father. (My father is the black one) And my mother is very pretty. And she has another black boyfriend. Whether or not my grandfather approves of him, we'll never know. He died.
EvanescentWoodNymph 1 year ago
that was a beautiful rendition of happy birthday
Vlican 1 year ago
if you and Chuck Norris had a fight, would you win?
Merquades 1 year ago 2
@Merquades seeing as how no two beings of such awsome and badassness could be in the same place at once so the space time continum would rip oooooor they would just team up and completly take over the world either way most..awsome..moment..evar
snake332211 1 year ago
someone. please. autotune this. NOW.
PlanetKooi 1 year ago 3
Just like looking in the mirror 30 years ago, or not.
labrat7357 1 year ago
Dear mister Old Spice man what is that scar that goes from your chest down your arm?
whinemax 1 year ago
@whinemax It looks like a stretch mark, athletes have those from rapid muscle gain that expands the skin.
TheImpaler87 1 year ago
wut>?
CadeBianca 1 year ago
lol
RenoZemrak 1 year ago
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tubejol 1 year ago
I cannot sing. But I can man-say!
Sursion7 1 year ago
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You know, its funny because he's a nigger. =3
TribalSkittlez 1 year ago
"Into the Evvvnnnneeiiiiiinnnggg.....Happy birthday to you!" lol
JungleScaarj 1 year ago 4
he just sang the brand new birthday song we must follow
xxJORDISxx 1 year ago 3
lmffaaaooooo LOVE IT!!!!
antolean 1 year ago
hahahah, "eveninngggg" XD
MsLovelyChika 1 year ago 3
Bahsgfhdaaa
avarix98 1 year ago
i wonder if he went for a swim in the golf if the oil would run back into the pipe?
withaspoon94 1 year ago 175
@withaspoon94 Nope, the oil would just float over to him and stalk him....
ACMilan1999 1 year ago
@withaspoon94 No he'd make a plastic plug out of the oil with his bare hands and close the pipe
JDBW 1 year ago
@withaspoon94 gulf*
retardguy1233 1 year ago
@withaspoon94 you just figured it out...
Mustafa! get in the water! NOW!
DarkDan12000 1 year ago
@withaspoon94 The oil would turn into diamonds.
Jonnyeth 1 year ago 3
@withaspoon94 didnt you hear?he was the one who swam down there and capped the thing o.O
shawzie1916 1 year ago
@withaspoon94 it's Gulf. golf is a sport. lol
dvspro123 1 year ago
@withaspoon94 the oil is now diamonds!
indycolts9002 1 year ago 113
I've been searching all of youtube for the past 2 and a half hours to watch every video you make. are you a certified hypnotist? because you have everyone under complete control of your manly Oldspice-ness
Kanye808West 1 year ago
@Kanye808West if you used old spice, you would know that you don't need to search all over youtube for the videos, you could just click the oldspice link at the top of the video and be thrown into the man's man internet that is the oldspice page.
Wenutz 1 year ago
@Kanye808West i THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.
rennyjc 1 year ago
into the eveningggggggg xDDD
xxTreeok33xx 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
adriandrakes 1 year ago
WHAT DO WE CALL YOU OLD SPICE GUY!?
Sk8Kookies 1 year ago
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@Sk8Kookies You know, but you don't want to say it.
BigTigga3 1 year ago
into the eveningggggggggg, happy birthday to you.
johnfinfin 1 year ago
hahahaha lol AWESOME !:P
MegaSheepmaster 1 year ago
It is my birthday!!! Thank you!!!
TorybellaBelicima 1 year ago
without realizing I put on old spice deodorant and I didn't smell all day
studystrike 1 year ago
eveninggggg lol how does this guy keep a straight face, I wonder how many takes each one of these are
videomissionary 1 year ago
@videomissionary It would be epic if it wasnt an act and this is actually how this guy acts and talks lol
Beaze17 1 year ago
Delicious.
CapricousCapricorn1 1 year ago
yesterday was my moms birthday O_O
ZacharysChannel 1 year ago
I'm guessing they're showing him cue cards and he said "eeveeening" because they were having trouble getting to the next one???
Or, dude's just hilarious.
jihadsoup 1 year ago
@jihadsoup no that's just manly singing. duh.
ooshadygirloo 1 year ago
@jihadsoup He is just epicly manly haha
J17VS 1 year ago
this one is the best !!! :DDD
tahaa7 1 year ago
omg it was my birthday yesterday!!!! OMG!!!! YES!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!
mattpoopedagain 1 year ago
@mattpoopedagain lol that's sad
Noofization 1 year ago
eveningggggg
I wish this was my birthday and I was a mother... even though im a 18 yr old guy
MyoujouAdauchi 1 year ago
@MyoujouAdauchi HAhahah ok this is Really sad
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