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  • " if my nipples were any harder my shirt would explode"

  • I laughed so hard as soon as he said "How did Sperm Nose finish firs!t"

  • play toy story 2 buzz lightyear to the rescue

  • he said my name

  • Poor zebra.

  • "Fourth place out of four. Not bad." hahahaha

  • Old fashioned Mario Cart I see

  • @Gingernutroast You do realize mariokart was on the n64, right? also the first one was on snes

  • @CebuLips9 Yes, I am joking, calm down :P

  • Yes this was made on my birthday

  • we will beat this fat ass

  • Hah!! It's sad this game is so old school

  • You have got to be pouring ass juice down the throat of an unwilling zebra!

  • 'If I opened a fortune cookie right now, it would just say 'fuck yourself"

  • 4th place out of 4, not bad.

  • *Mum Walks In*

    Cr1tikal: I usually get erections from ducks aswell

  • the dude under Cr1TiKaL's character-choice with the funky glasses reminds me of dr. insano from "the spoony experiment." actually, i instantly said that aloud when Cr1TiKaL made his comment about the swirl-glasses.

    ...god i need to take a break from the internet... -.-;;

  • OMG! I was like Snowboard Kids 2 Gameplay Commentary, how old is this kid like 8, then I'm like OH MY GOSH, It's the guy who did QWOP! LIKE AND FAV!

  • It's sad, because they will never make this game anymore... Like Snowboard Kids 3. :( It's like the characters are dead.

  • Skip to 0:00 and watch from there for the funniest part!

  • "Am I winning? ...Fourth place outta four, not bad."

  • @LasVegasPlaya1 Look everyone, right here is a dumbass that doesn't know comedy

  • @LasVegasPlaya1 It must be really depressing for you to be unable to understand comedy, I feel bad for you.

  • @LasVegasPlaya1 Instruct us on how you properly play this game, O Masterful one.

  • @LasVegasPlaya1 I will hunt you down and when I find you, I am going to squeeze all of the milk out of your titties

  • @LasVegasPlaya1 Don't say shit like that to cr1tikal! He is hilarious and makes our day with his amazing videos. Go fuck yourself for commenting on this with your lack of sense of humor. >:(

  • NOSTALGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Fuck sperm nose

  • "You have got to be using my tong as toilet paper" LMAO!

  • whats this ??? this is a dog , this is no place of a dog ... fuck you dog

  • im about to freez this bitch....

    gets ownd by ice cube and everybody passess him

    lmafooo

  • 4:46 Hahahahaha!!

  • I have Snowbord kids 1 lol

  • pulled a peice of shit out of her ass shes happy about it! lol

  • You have got to be pouring ass juice down the throat if an unwilling zebra

    WHAT!?

  • Now I'm really wondering what XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1 said

  • I usually get erect whejn i think about ducks LOLOL

  • Holy fuck I forgot I played this game damnit Cr1tical I love you

  • "If I were to open a fortune cookie right now it would just say fuck yourself!

  • Ass juices pouring  Into a zebras mouth wtf roflmao

  • This might be CR1TIKAL's funniest video

  • "How did sperm nose finish 1st???" LOL!!!!!!

  • YES! if my nipples were any harder, my clothes would explode! LMAO!!!

  • I am the Chief

  • Ugh...now I have to find XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1's comment.

  • @GabbyPokemonTrainer ctrl f: XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1

  • This guy is funny as my pubes nd they are pretty damn funny

  • U should play raccoon racing

  • ohmygod I used to love this game :D

  • i remember playing this game =)

  • how did sperm nose finish first!?

  • oh shit its paulie d

  • Dude you screwed yourself as soon as ya bump the ice. Thats your mistake here.

  • @tf2fan006 Read my other comment

  • Try some portal

  • I cannot stop laughing when i watch this

  • Critical u should play an uncharted game

    Drakes fortune, Among thieves, and drakes deception

    All great games

  • If I opened up a fortune cookie it will just say go fuck yourself lol

  • u should do super smash brothers for the 64

  • Lol, sperm nose

  • Oh wait it's up there.

  • Now I gotta find deathbyfarts comment..

  • @LeaderAgentCp dude it's the top fucking comment...

  • How did SPERM NOSE finish first!?

  • Thumbs up for the funniest guy on the internet.

  • he should play covetous, like to make him see this

  • no one notice the red dick go to 32 second u will see

  • you've got to be pouring ass juice down the throat of an unwilling zebra.

    oh my god why you such a genius?!?!

  • I used to love this game

  • i used to have this game :D

  • @NOVASTRIKE1000 >---(knee)---> ?

  • C1tikal I wanna see what you look like!

  • "How did sperm nose finish first?!"

  • This is the greatest comment of All Time

  • where does he find these games

  • is this shit sopossed to be funnny

  • @YouSoundBored are you supposed to be funny?

  • "You've got to be pouring ass juice down the throat of an unwilling zebra,"

    Mental image accepted.

  • This game is my childhood.

  • 5:20~6:34 FUNNIEST MOMENT EVER and what he says LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • "You have got to be pouring ass-juice down the throat of an unwilling zebra."

    Ahem.

  • You should play test drive unlimited 2!

  • The guy below him was baby professor genki!

  • Does anyone know the name of the video where Cr1tikal says... Lemon party. Dont google that. ??????

  • Hey guys don't forget to follow @cr1tikalquotes on twitter!

  • this game looks crap snowboard kids first one was way better.

  • This was my favorite when i was a weee child.

  • "And this is a dog! What is this? This is no place for a dog! Fuck you dog! You can't tell me where to snowboard...asshole!" haahaaaahhaaaaa LMAO xD like seriously LMAO!!!

  • I remember playing this game when I was little

  • 4th place out of 4...not bad. lol

  • 5:00 to 6:15 is when I lost it!!!

  • I was going to go to bed an hour ago.... But i've become addicted to these gameplays :D

  • You've got to be pouring ass juice down the throat of an unwilling zebra!

  • is it me or is this game a lot like mario cart

  • "You cannot catch that which has an erection" That's the greatest philosophy anyone has ever thought of

  • fourth place out of four, not bad.

  • I usully get irect when i think about ducks too, buddy!!!

  • @awolnationman27 i learn to spell when i think about ducks.

  • ASS JUICE UNWILLING ZEBRA DF LOOOOOOOOOOL

  • im in love with this guy zomfg! xD

  • "You have got to be pouring ass-juice down the throat of an unwilling zebra."

  • The fortune cookie part made me piss myself from my asshole.

  • You cannot catch that which has an erection.

  • (about to get laid): Girl: is something wrong, Me: ill be right back (watches ck1tikal video) Me: *runs back* hey, lets go

  • I liked the part where he was funny.

  • Nah Critikal, you're not like Shaun White. He couldn't be as freaking awesome as you!!!

  • Hilarious

  • omg i've played snowboarding kids one and it was boss. this looks messed up wheres the one whores bikini

  • of course, a wierd ass game like this would be copyrighted by Atlus XD

  • The moment when you realize your name is Damian

  • "You have got to be pouring ass juice down the throught of an unwilling zebra.

  • the fact that you are playing this game is so fucking incredible

  • You have got to be pouring ass juice down the throat of an unwilling Zebra

  • any1 notice how in the description he always says "This is the greatest *insert activity that I actually suck at* of All Time

  • @XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1 WOW BITCH YOU MUST BE SHERLOCK HOLMES!

  • @XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1 Actually, when he plays for real, he fucking dominates.

  • @XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1 well observed.

  • @XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1 That is an asute oberservation.

  • @XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1 notice? that's part of the overall joke. you are quite dumb irl arent you kid....

  • @XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1 say, do you run into a phone booth to change into captain obvious?

  • @XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1 wow, your super power must be to shit your fuck isnt it?

  • @XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1 you notice how he sais whats up every body before at the start of every video

  • "if my nipples were any harder, my clothes would explode."

  • dear god i almost died

  • already dead by 0:35

  • Lolll I only ever played this in the japanese version, my mom would be like "I hate that they say "Loser" when you lose. If she only knew what they were actually saying goddamn

  • i wonder what it would be like to have a face-to-face conversation with this guy.....

  • IM GONNA LAUGH MYSELF TO DEATH WHILE SUCKING COMEDIES COCK!

  • "You have got to be pouring ass juice down the throat of an unwilling zebra."

    WHAT THE HELL DO THESE THINGS MEAN!?! LOL

  • @SufferingInsomnia

    It means that someone is probably pouring ass juice down the throat of an unwillin zebra

  • holy shit i remember this game

  • Woah all these character's have got some fucked up noses. The dude on the far left on top has a condom on his nose. XD

  • "If i opened a fortune cookie right now, it would just say 'fuck yourself' "

    genius.

  • you sir are a bamf.

    

  • now I'm frosty the fuckin snow man

  • HOLY SHIT. i remember this!

  • fuck you sperm nose

  • im sure your girlfriend is a very happy woman

  • more of this game!

  • Wow I'm so glad you played this, you brought up great memories :)

  • epic dodge 5:23

  • " i ussualy get errect when i think about ducks to buddy" LOL

  • Alert: A Local dislike bar has disappeared at the video "Snowboard Kids 2 Gameplay and Commentary" Sources say that this was not the first disappearance from said video's makers other videos...If the impossible happens, slap your nipples with stakes

  • go kritikal and nipples

  • Critikal is the greatest

  • fuck you are funny

  • Youre not first if your last

  • this game is so hard

    

  • 53 people were unwilling zebras that got ass juice poured down their throats

    XD

  • unwilling zebras anonymous.

  • NOSTALGIA MIXED WITH MY CURRENT THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS SHIT

  • what the fuck now I'm frosty the snowman !?!

  • DOSE NOBODY KNOW HOW TO SPELL TONGUE??!!

  • @friedmanism2 shut your tonk

  • I freaking loved this game, I had it as a kid <3

  • Pube hair lol

  • How did sperm nose finish first haha

  • Wow, you got to be using my toung as toilet paper. I started saying this when I get mad

  • you can not catch that who has an erection

  • "how did Sperm Nose finish first?" lol

  • What an odd game

  • "FUCK! I'm frosty the snowman"

  • 'c'mon pube hair, catch him!' LMAO

  • i lol'd at frosty the snowman

  • "That's uh, that's a purple teddy bear holdin up a sign."

  • "Pouring Ass Juice Down The Throat Of An Unwilling Zebra" FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!!!

  • "If i opened a fortune cookie right now, it would just say Fuck yourself"

    Funniest shit ever man.

  • @TheOfficialSaito Go Fuck  Yourself

  • "That's ok buddy i usually get erected when I think about ducks too!"

    LMAO

  • As a wise man once said: "You cannot catch that, which has an erection".