Giorgio Tsoukalos on alien ethics

[UhOhRetardAlert]

they only want To Serve Man

[ayenew3333]

.... -_-

[awesomelittlebox]

This guy takes stories that have been told one way for ages, then tries to make it boring. So awkward what he does. "Ancient socieities saw angels and oceans splitting and blind people seeing again and seas turning to blood and a carpenter raising a dead guy back to life, OOOOORRR MMAAAYYBBBEEE... aliens."

[MrBrony444]

@awesomelittlebox aliens would make more sense then a jewish zombie.

[cityspud123]

I am now officially sick to death of this guy.

I have been looking for a video of him saying "I'm not saying it was aliens but, It was aliens" for about 30 mins lol................. He doesn't actually say it does he? It's like a joke thing isn't it? ffs

[Rivers1334]

@cityspud123 I'm pretty sure it's a joke. It's because he will say something like he doesn't have proof it was aliens that did something, and doesn't know how it happened, then will basically say aliens did it.

[cityspud123]

@Rivers1334 Yeah lol thanks for clearing that up. He is quite the odd bloke isn't he lol

[Rivers1334]

Yes. Everything is very peaceful when advanced societies meet less technologically advanced ones.. The relationship between Europeans and Native Americans was incredibly peaceful.. and the encounter between Europeans and Africans was more positive than a Lil B song.

[fdssg]

@Rivers1334 Thanks, I was just about to post something like this.

[Rivers1334]

@fdssg great minds think a like.

[EricKZhang]

And what do humans do to lesser advanced creatures such as ants? We step on them.

[Kroteezy]

The aliens would probably laugh at his tan.

[Satyros2009]

and he bases his theory of the benevolent alien interstellar civilization on the many interstellar civilizations he knows!

Ohhhh and the Europeans that crossed the vast distance (at the time) of Atlantic were benevolent towards native americans!

[kisa154]

he's that guy i keep seeing on membase! :3

[Spartan043]

However, just because a species is civilized, that doesn't necessarily mean that they would feel obligated to treat other intelligent species with any less contempt. Cetaceans are pretty intelligent. Maybe even sentient. We herd them onto beaches and gut them, side-by-side, so they can hear each other's dying screams.

[Spartan043]

He kind of has a point. You'd think that a civilization advanced enough for casual interstellar travel would - by necessity - have figured out the art of diplomacy and tact, or at least managed to avoid killing themselves off with nuclear weapons or something similar.

[counttoukou95]

space cocaine is a hell of a drug

[FullMetalSatomi]

...lolwut.

[BradMLayZ]

Anyone else notice his suntan/eyes?

[MalpaisLegate]

in my opinion.... aliens.

[MrDeathkiller666]

he obivously hasn't heard of decepticons

[TrollTheGinger]

Because... Aliens.

[RhombusRaven]

This is for all you haters of Giorgio, proof that he is a highly educated man of science, a modern day Darwin if you will...

"Tsoukalos is a 1998 graduate of Ithaca College in Ithaca, New York, with a degree in sports information and communication"

[Di0genesus]

His hair is a bird.

THEREFORE, ALIENS.

[Harelgur]

He looks like Chandler from Friends.

[raydeen2k]

I'm just waiting for the day when he goes zap and starts singing 'I love to sing-a

About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a,

I love to sing-a,

About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a...'



[Hinduspy]

As stephen hawking eloquently said: "If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. … We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."

[hannersification]

"And all that crazy stuff" LULZ

[inooradd]

Tell that to Columbus and Genghis Khan

[Grenadier1939]

My idea of a science fiction movie: Aliens VS Assouants

[Torcida1401]

What is with his hair? WTF

[nousernamesification]

If you only knew what his last name meant :D :D :D

[In4rnorz]

I bet he just can't wait for chrimbus this year!

[ninjaguyYT]

Obviously this guy hasn't been 5 pooled.

[Dailydose13]

GT phone hooome! GT PHONE HOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!

[TheErasmus93]

Americans.



[In4rnorz]

@TheErasmus93 Serbs and your hotdog grenades

[deadleppards76]

ugh im in that part of youtube again, why? ALIENS

[double2echo]

Aliens *meme*

[TheLuckyShadow]

I like his hair :)

[ChrisArdcath]

aliens

[barc0deblankblank]

"and I base that on absolutely nothing"

[BarbaricGoose]

0:16 and onwards gets me every time. It's that little logo in the bottom right that says "History" while CGI alien ships are shooting at each other while traveling into a worm hole (or some shit.)

[TheLuckyShadow]

@BarbaricGoose LOL!!!

[N00bB05z]

How'd he come up with that conclusion? 

[JAKExBARNETT]

Just like how the whites were benevolent to the blacks.

[MrCracker21]

@JAKExBARNETT Just how the blacks need to shut the fuck up.

[gordox]

LOL reminds me of this quote "theyre technological advance, so hence rightfully so, theyre peaceful" - Pierce Brosnan's character in the movie Mars Attacks!

[SnowgodCCR]

Thums up f u crie evry teim!

[finxoner]

exstatewesstrials

[Megadeth4242]

I'm not saying he is an alien...

BUT HE'S AN ALIEN

[zacariahgr33n]

All the nerds are arguing about this idc if aliens do comebecause imma be scared as fck to see those niggas runnin around so imma hide in a box onthe docks

[DJHarrison93]

This was on the history channel....

[BuffaloTPU]

Speak for yourself.Im an Alien

[AnthonyGeneUnit]

Just like the way Amurica was benevolent to the savages.

[TheRavenousCoral]

Will be benevolent to a lesser advanced society technologically speaking....*flash back to european colonisation and expansion and the extermination of the native populations *...

Yeeeaaaahh....totally....

[pointloquendo]

aliens

[stabulous]

"would be benevolent to a lesser advanced society technology speaking"

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[galesx95]

@stabulous What's the fuuny part of it?

[stabulous]

@galesx95 how naive it is

[galesx95]

@stabulous Really? So what will you do if you find a new intelligent specie that might be helpful for you? You kill them all? Think about it :)

[ThePandurr]

@galesx95 Did you read what he said? LESSER intelligent species. We would probably bow down to species with far beyond technology than us. The only reason countries won't declare war in large scale today is the risk of nuclear and other weapons of mass destruction to be used. Theres many, many parts of human history were we conquered and killed less advanced peoples.

[galesx95]

@ThePandurr You are right, but we are humans, maybe they have another way to see other than destroying the lesser ones..

[stabulous]

@galesx95 enslave them, take them as pets, take their ressources.. what's to tell if we'd see ancient aliens they wouldn't think we have no soul and are unintelligent (because obviously we can't space travel and we possibly don't have the same morphology)

Not being benevolent does not mean killing them all.

[galesx95]

@stabulous Ok, But it's going to be obvious for them that we have intelligence , you know, radio, lasers, and all that stuff, but those things actually got achieved because they (aliens) gave us that technology (according to Giorgio, of course), and yes, what you said could be possible too, treat us like pets and slaves, I really wish this is not the case :D

[chsdude]

Because we, the technologically advanced species of our planet, treat everything else here so well.

[galesx95]

@chsdude yeah... SO WELL

[Saryeraz]

what happed with his hair?!

[Jeet27]

@Saryeraz Those dodgy alien barbers..

[thewhopper11]

Aliens. 

[MrEddybunz]

This motherfucker got his degree in sports information and communication. I don't know how he knows this much; it has to be some sort of ancient alien technology.

[BenjaminWirtz]

I think he is an alien, specifically a Centauri from Babylon 5

[ARandomCanadian]

If thats true how come us humans destroy forests for our interest and strip the earth of it's ressources?

[MecTheGamer]

And I say yes.

[666joemetal]

Lol this guy just uses large words to try and confuse us and make him sound credible xDD

[greenbayd]

Would they be benevolent because we're a less advanced society? Yes, history supports you, the Brits were certainly cuddling with Africans.

[ClandestineSnowman]

Yes, any civilization that has mastered an advanced mode of transport would be benevolent to a less advanced civilization....

Just look at the Europeans and....oh..wait...sh*t....

[ThreeGuysOneBucket]

Oh sort of how the europeans were more advanced than the native americans, and how the europeans left the native americans in pe- OH WAIT.

[kirby4d]

Yea George just like Cortez was so nice to the Aztecs



[melian06]

wtf is wrong with his skin color? I'm not saying it's aliens but...

[Jakerocksteady]

To be honest with you, he's probably right. Jesus, he's put a lot of thought into this.

[jizz268]

rape us?



[teixeira2728]

Why I am orange and why my hair is a sensient being???

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Aliens.

[yogurtpimp]

Okay people, damn I get it. It's aliens. If I'm gonna get a thousand responses a day atleast don't make them all the same.

[UmadLoL]

God I fucking HATE this guy. Every time I sit down to watch and listen for some sort of FACTUAL EVIDENCE, all I see is this guy's god damn hair! I mean what the FUCK??

[rockhardball7]

He refuses to pronounce the r in extraterrestrials

[skrich2]

The general consensus? Is he talking about the Sci-fi genre?

[GristleP2]

Yeah. The way the Spanish were benevolent to the Aztecs.

[SLITTHROAT13]

@GristleP2 Or the British toward the africans

[Fr0st1989]

Benevolent because they're more advanced >_> so naive

[xlinkx1234]

@yogurtpimp I don't know, therefore, aliens.

[pOOner2012]

He looks so orange. 

[angelofthewater13]

@pOOner2012 therefore, Aliens!

[TheBrandonbaer]

is he wearing eye shadow?



[lochawer1]

couldn't look past the fake tan and hair spray

[TheCaptainBlast]

That's how it worked here on earth. People who were advanced enough to travel across oceans were really benevolent... oh wait.

[roflbbqlolhs]

orange cunt

[TheCapitalistdog]

His point sounded fair and reasonable to me.

[TornadoAzulK4]

look at his haircut, he is a sayan

[Theonegamefreak]

I agree with this guy.

If they were to travel all the way here, they would either study us or help us.

Not battle or fight. They're so advanced why would they need more land if they have all those planets?

[scottlandude]

@Theonegamefreak they might want our resources for fuel so they can get to wherever aliens go

[acecase25]

@Theonegamefreak what if they didn't have all those planets though what if we were the first of the planets that they took over. the native americans were less advanced than the white men but we still took them over

[CharliesName]

Yeah, or maybe they just enslave us like we do with other species.

Or MAYBE there are no fing aliens that can reach us.

[veelietheiar]

i love when he says "extraterrestrials"

[khan06180]

I don't know, therefore Aliens

[TheSwordofrevenge]

if they showed up tomorrow? havent they been here on and off for thousands of years? they are here now its just a secret. what giorgio is saying is true though. aliens arrived here and showed themselves to the government in the 30s. then all of a sudden we got all this new technology including the atomic bomb. dont know if thats good. but they kept it all secret.

[HomersIlliad]

Giorgio Tsoukalos = The Future Dr Breen

[Leon612]

Yeah Giorgio, tell that to the Covenant.

[420Rokn]

@Leon612 Fictional hostile alien races in a video game created by HUMANS...

Lets keep it semi-realistic and thought provoking here

[yogurtpimp]

How does this guy get laid...

[wabdih]

@yogurtpimp aliens

[Docs4]

@yogurtpimp ALIENS

from Mexico

[khan06180]

@yogurtpimp I don't know, therefore aliens

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

@yogurtpimp

"How does this guy get laid..."

ALIENS!!!

[RejectedEel1]

@yogurtpimp Aliens.

[elnormico]

@yogurtpimp aliens

[EarthQuaKeAudio]

@elnormico bahahahahahah never gets old

[imranzakhaev100]

@yogurtpimp cuz he is famouse, once you are famous doesnt matter if you ugly as fuck, Bitches loves famous

[robNtash011608]

@imranzakhaev100 True this. True this. Had to say it twice because of the amount of truth your comment contained.

[thecityalive]

@yogurtpimp A PHD

[h34d5h0tz666]

@yogurtpimp The hair.

[geigoir]

@yogurtpimp Who said he ever got laid lol

[chainsofdragons]

@yogurtpimp Aliens!

[alvarojosemarquez]

@yogurtpimp Aliens

[jmfan11]

@yogurtpimp he doesn't

[mutlukats]

@yogurtpimp in an alien spaceship

[Mattynsv]

@yogurtpimp Aliens...

[RADIOACTIVEBUNY]

@yogurtpimp He's an assonaut ;)

[PoisonCrisp14]

@yogurtpimp ALIENS

[BuffyNatalieGagaFan]

@yogurtpimp Aliens probing him.

[66ALicEiNCHaiNS06]

@yogurtpimp aliens...

[DarthxxRane]

@yogurtpimp;; Believe it or not, there are women out there who believe aliens are out there. I am one of them. :) Do you KNOW how big our universe is?

If I ever found a man who said he believed extraterrestrials existed, I would propose to him on the spot. =P

[MegaKenzie]

obviously he never saw avatar

[Saternoc]

"The general consensus?"

The History Channel should be ashamed to air this garbage, but it probably gets good ratings. SMH.

[swinubfan12]

You guys are dumb.....Ancient Astronaut Theorists say this is FACT so yeah it must be true?

[HaveCarapace]

Hah, wow... What do you even say about such a huge failure in reasoning?

[racingspeeddemon89]

wise words

[Fombolo]

if i had an alien friend i would say: hey come to earth and try thins thing we have, its great, we call it bacon

so yeah they might come to eat us

[Frostyheart64]

I came here to hear him say : "ALIENS"

[criticfromthestars]

"Aliens"

[trollsareinvincible]

wowis he angry cause he has to much makeup?

[lexikalfanfic]

Um, so if they can travel through space... why exactly would they be benevolent Tsoukalos?

[MrSheoth]

the related video was 'someone who cares' by three days grace, coincidence? nope Aliens

[ChapterzMC]

To anyone who thinks aliens doesn't exist, do you know what a super cluster is? within each of these are close to 10,000 planets... I'm pretty sure there's going to be a probability there's other civilizations. And within this, there's clusters within super clusters, the universe is infinite.

There has been documented proof and close to 10,000 cases of UFO's

The government has just kept it secret from you

[TheSyndicateGreece]

@ChapterzMC you mean 10.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 planets. A galaxy has around 200.000.000.000 stars, so imagine how many stars a supercluster has.

[edgeofsins]

@ChapterzMC

Documented stories are not considered proof, stupid. Most of the UFO crap was completely proven false while others are still questionable but no 100% proof. It is a fact that a weather balloon fell and that people thought it to be a UFO and then thousands of people worldwide started making stories to gain fame, attention, or because they hallucinate or dream it. There is no 100% proof. Yes there are some convincing things but once again none of it is undoubtedly true.

[MrJonatan1535]

I just want to hear him fucking say it!

[AncientArchive]

Clearly this man has never picked up a history book.

[aliesneo]

this fool obviously never heard of the romulans, the borg, the dominion, the klingons, or the andorians.

[TheCastrofan]

And how do you know they won't kill us. Theres only one explination for this...ALIENS!

[didi89s]

Hehe... XD I know this guy talks weird things,but I think he's a real character. :D

I think he's actually a cool and nice person.And definitely a character. XD

[BarbaricGoose]

The History channel... this is on... THE HISTORY channel...?

...hahha... what?

[madd0gsquid]

@BarbaricGoose I wonder why.... ALIENS

[papercotton]

i can't believe it.. is this really a documentary? 'cause every time i see tsoukalos.. i die of laughter. x'D

[MrRobokoper]

I bet Scientologists love this stuff. lol

[IronRooRoo]

@MrRobokoper What's wrong with anyone loving this stuff?

Adult human beings still believe in absolute fairytale bullshit, about an invisible man in the sky, with absolutely no evidence to show for it apart from a book and their faith. They believe that fossils are 'fake', even though carbon dating cannot lie, but authors of a book (their book) can.

So I admit, I love this stuff too. It's more plausible than religion. :)

[hero19876]

@MrRobokoper prepare for scientologist to rape your face

[uby54ty06]

2 aliens watched this video

[cgbdfb52]

Actually we have nothing to fear from an alien invasion as Giorgio's big hair doubles as a force shield protecting the earth.

[brunobliss]

this guy always surprises me with his hair and tan LOL

[conboy81]

But... What did the British and French do to Africa during the Colonial era? Surely if you were to apply that argument it would prove it to be invalid, because undoubtedly the British and French civilisations were more advanced than the African civilisations, yet they were far from benevolent towards the Africans on the whole.

[entree91]

@conboy81 well yeah but its also different species..just because humans can be hostile it doesnt necessarily mean other beings will be as hostile as us...just saying =)

[MrStig691]

@conboy81 Yet we used flintlock weaponry, and rode on horseback. It's still a very far cry from an interstellar civilisation. Also to be interstellar would require the realisation that there are other habited worlds, meaning global disclosure and planetary unity on their world.

Based on that scenario, their ethics would very much be far from questionable.

[ProudToBeVeggie]

so he is basically saying:

they will be nice to us because we are dumb.