SEX in the bushes with a FAT CHICK! - Ask The John

[TheEmmanuel1231]

Yo sky come to my country Trinidad & Tobago specifically TOBAGO there are a few stigma against fat women but not much most men over here always says that they do not want bone they want meat. It's right in the Caribbean region it aint that far from the Bahamas

[1ricer]

sad 2 say i took a hit 4 the team

[aziza283]

why u have to dog on fat women as a man you should not be so shallow and if the women is fat there is no differece in that she still has feeling and if he wants to fuck a big girl let the man do his thing let the player play on

[Squisidee]

I love his "slapping 350 pound ass" miming. It's so hilarious.

[elaudo]

I'd let her suck it!!!

[gummybearfracturea]

thats a lil too big lol

[5977able]

Helllllllllllllllll no

[RandomlyAnimated]

Ewwwww fat women wtf

[chessnuts101]

@RandomlyAnimated eww your nasty wtf

[MilitantRager]

Hey, don't judge what gets my dick hard!!

[JCHONDA2NR]

Ppl have different taste n u make fun of that, that's some pretty fukked up things to say!!

[DiamondBeatzTV]

@JCHONDA2NR u seem to be offended?

[Omniage]

Any port in the storm is how i live it.

[Apache602]

man i love to gang a fat chick its more cushion... nd they more fun then the smaller chicks i was wif b4

[BabygotBack2000]

everybody should be going out with who he or she wants but you should be honestly about it who loves fat chicks is ait but dont try hide it......

[Austin101123]

YES AND YES!!!!!

[pyro226]

I wish that there were audio transcripts for all your episodes. I try to quote / reference them on occasion but can never find the episodes! Currently looking for the comment about putting a bag on her head and then putting one on your own head in case hers slips...

[mirzataimuri]

MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN

[chillmeister509]

Hit and quit and act like you never did it....literally, never did it. My cut off is 180 lbs. You gotta have standards man.

[StyleGuy08]

I would... but I'm a gentleman (a bastard gentleman), I don't even kiss and tell.

[Hectorious2222]

I Probably get Suffocated

[TWO515TY]

I don't give a DAMN. I love big girls that are CURVY. Keyword being curvy - big girls that are flat chested and flat assed ehh idk...but if she's big or thick and curvy she can get it with the quickness. I don't know why I'd worry about what anyone else thinks - only thing I'd worry about is how I can get behind that big booty. Real talk lol.

[killermonkey707]

i would not. that shit would be on my conscious for the rest of my life.

[123sickness456]

no no no no no john ? no no no no

[MrWestcoastcpt]

EVERY one knows fat men have small dicks

[brapdude]

euan phillips did.

[mtnsnow11]

Laughing and laughing and laughing. You are the best. Cheers !

[zenobia86]

Hell noo ....no flippen way 350 lb I can never be attracted to that shit

[PINOYGAMER360]

lol 3:45

[MrHav1k]

350!?!?!? Hell no!

190 I can deal with, 350?! Oh you crazy!

[tunpard777]

Imagining the "Polar Bear in the cave" watching this show. LOL.

[MrNothere666]

you can smash it when others around no big deal in germany ;)

[pntsou]

thats real talk, i remember when i was like 18/19 i would smash anywhere

[foolish1193]

My very first time was with a 300 lb. woman in college and she BLEW MY MIND!!! When she rode me I thought "She is going to crush me!" but that did not happen. She was so flexible it was not even funny and she had a big ass to spank too. She is the one that gotten me addicted to big girls because the right one can make hitting it a whole lot of FUN!!!

[mineofGod]

I can't... I mean.. I just. I can't find a 350 lb man attractive.

[lilrobda1]

I like a girl my size. No way I'm smashing a big chick.

[phoenix1O1]

Every holes a goal...

[Xilhou]

ONE TWO THREE

I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES HOOOO

LITTLE BITCHES GET OUT! WE DON'T WANT NO SKINNY BITCHES!

[Istudynak1d]

Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay.

[demo8fsr]

no, hell no

[thekatlaman]

since when did POLAR bears live on mount everst LOL

[2BLEAN]

Yeah dem cheeks would get clapped, nomsayin

[baconSly]

Is it just me, or does the strawberries and cream on his shirt look like a half face, the tongue being the strawberry ;) he likes eating...

[alleunamme978]

me:naw

*looks at my friend*

friend :no

ahahah give it up fpr whales

[hailhopes]

I did not know polar bears could talk

[LegitBacKd00rNiNJa69]

200IB is my limit

[DreadfulControversy]

Sorry John, never seen a beautiful fat chick. Maybe once in my lifetime I did.

[Belovedid]

I'd hit it since my sex life is so tight. I need it LRG ffs

[steelfury455]

350 seriously? shes pushin; it at 150.



[DontEatTheFish73]

HA! i'd smash her so hard she'd be calling 911 thinking she was just a victim of hit-and-run. after all, it would explain why her ass is in the middle of the street when i'm done with her.

[Alec156]

If she has a pretty face and huge boobs.

[XanderHunts]

Fuck yea I'd hit a mammoth black chick and tell the world "YES I Conquered That Mountain Because I'm a bastard and I'm proud!"

[Mankey303]

I would hit it if he face was cute an TELL NO ONE

[IdaTheBaek]

12 th thousand viewer!

[dbzfanart1]

i would hit it and never tell a damn soul....

[vfIskullangel]

Id rather be with a Thick chick(Not fat) Than a supermodel bitch that I see her rib cage. That shit is fucking disgusting.

[SweetAshou123]

@vfIskullangel stfu.. skinny ppl get offended too

[vfIskullangel]

@SweetAshou123 Skinny bitches ain't got nothin to offer but if you like skin and bones I guess thats your thing.

[SweetAshou123]

@vfIskullangel I'm just letting you know wen you make stupid jokes about skinny chicks being just skin and bones .. its offensive.

[vfIskullangel]

@SweetAshou123 How is it offensive? People make "Phat" jokes constantly were it becomes mainstream but when someone calls out the inconsistancy of Thin its the end of the world. I love the double standard. 50 cent can say niggas but a white boy can't. If a man sleeps with 50+ girls he's a player if a woman does the same she's considered a whore. Just sayin....

[afromaniac1000]

@vfIskullangel i know what you mean bro... hypocrites

[AlexZeBeast]

@vfIskullangel Yeah!

[moepskie]

Haha, liked the polar bear story!

And like mblitz04 said, ignore others and ''Vive la vie!''

[Chronosagaaddict]

no fatties or ugoes

[porkysugrim]

i fuck fat bitches!! so fuckin what!!! fat bitches fat bitches hey fat bitches fat bitches hey

[WorldPeace21]

Polar Bears are subscribed to Skyyjohn? LOL

[SpaardaLT]

300+ pound chick fuck... I'm 140 lbs, you mad?

[i0973]

350? thats more than double me, hell no

[Mstarnr92]

Would YOU hit a walrus??..I dont think so =/

[PRESTOSAURUSREX]

I. want. that. shirt. now.

[cuevasdecamuy]

I just shared this video on facebook, where my mother, aunt and anyone who thinks highly of me will see it....FUCK IT this has to be shared with the rest of the world

[nateedubs]

Skyjohn is so awesome



[RoadToDawnZ]

what does he say in the start of every video?

[ArGyProductions]

@RoadToDawnZ

Hola mi gente - (Its Spanish for 'Hello my people')

[SchITsa]

I love this guy

[Larrygallis]

4:37 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Larrygallis]

The only grouse I have with fat chicks is they're too damn hard to maintain in terms of going out to eat or living with one, I would probably have to hide shit from her

[Larrygallis]

I actually have a thing for bigger girls, now I'm not talking about a whale here but you know just a chick with a little extra meat nothing flabby and not much cellulite...and of course she has to be pretty

[ccfulton22]

I always have to sit next to the only obese person on the plane. always.

[Bogard985]

no and no lol

[thatlsk]

A fat broad will treat you better because she isn't use to having a man. She'll cook for you, clean your house and give you some money plus the pussy and head is usually on point because she goes extra hard to keep her man. I definitely have a weight limit but don't sleep on a big bitch

[ballrocker101]

id hit it, but well be like ex'es itll always be awkward outside the bed and no one has to know about it

[DamianSabre]

Well, there's this girl I know (an ex) who's somewhere over the 200 pound margin and I never hit it before, but let's just say I messaged her recently and I'm gonna smash that when our schedules permit it. =)

[icbicecoldbro]

Wtf, Id have to go through all those flaps, then again the broad would at least not be a complete bitch...

Im stumped, depends how horny I am.

[malcolmXanaX]

yes, bone till the cows come home. no social contact outside the bed though..thats just weird

[MrBassyb]

definitely one of ur funniest in recent times skyy!! i fell out of my chair in tears pissing myself laughing to this one! haha

[ilovehhaammzzaa]

POLAR BEAR on MOUNT EVEREST. LOL

[iceprincessfm]

wow, when i finally get skinny i will treat dudes like dirt.

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

@iceprincessfm fuck yeah! this shit's ridiculous

[RTKTS]

Fat chicks feel better, hot chicks do it better.

[Cliu363]

skyy you got the coolest shirts; where you get them?

[TomaCukor]

350 thats fucking huge id say 150-160 max

[Wilster1989]

It wouldn't matter if I told anyone I did that. The fat chick would probably brag about how she got some fine cock.

[Peyton380]

See where it takes me she can always find someone else

[mercado391]

SKY I THINK YOU LIKE FAT CHICKS TO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT SHIRT LOL GREAT PIC UP LINE /LMAO I LIKE TO EAT HA HA HA H AH AH

[rross27]

My first was a fat chick named Beverly. But is wasent all bad! Her husband was a trucker always out of town, she was 36 I was 15. We were sitting there after she drank an entire pot of coffee with a bottle of Bailey's in it watching TV, and she waddles over & starts talking about blow jobs. I was sorta stunned, and said, "well I never had one before". She replied, "My God 15 and never had a BJ"?! (Like it was a sin). Yes she had more rolls than the Michelin Tire Man but her lips worked fine!

[jacktheripperrules]

ill date a girl who's a little over weight but if the bitch is sweating mayonaise then i don't want to be seen in the same state as them

[princessyairi]

In high school there was a place called the "ditch" it was literally a ditch behind some bushes xD where pplz would do it xDD btw lezbians have it easy cause they can do it in the bathroom during lunch xD

[2paclove2]

yes i would fuck a fat chick,and tell every body about it ,who cares what people think,fat women are good in bed.

[eggroll9000]

A polar bear on the top of Mount Everest... oh lawdy lawd

[K00lstorybrah]

lol anyone notice his shirt?

"i love eating" haha

[eggroll9000]

@K00lstorybrah You didn't even get it, did you...

[iluvthehaters]

Idgaf how nice you are on the inside bitch if you fuckin moby dick up in here im gettin the fuck out

[dahayna4rmcmk]

im BIG n i dont give a fuck what they think of me. they dont feed me.

[hArbingeRofDumb]

Big girls are gonna make skyy fuck up being celibate.

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

goddamn it sky, why do you always make this mistake there's a diffrence between a fat chick and a morbidly obese one, jesus, here I'll give you a scale so you don't fuck this up again (based on a girl whos around 5'8" in height)

1)150-180 chubby

2)180-210 overweight

3)210-240 fat

4)240-270 fatass

5)270-300 obese

6)300+ morbidly obese

warning

not all fat chicks are created equal some are gorgeous and some are ugly, some hold their weight in the perfect spots,some look like an odd shaped potato

[Cranberryy11]

@CRAZEDtranceaddict 159 lbs for a girl who's 5' 8" isn't chubby. If she works out on an average basis 150 lbs is healthy and a good figure. hell i'm 5' 3" and 138 but its not like that means im fat. i work out on an average basis and im definately not fat. for a girl 5' 8", 160-165 lbs would be considered chubby

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

@Cranberryy11 I know, I'm not exactly talking about my point of view,

i personally find bigger girls to be sexy and my view is a little different from what i put up in the comment, but what i put is more of what I would consider an average male perspective i guess since i think guys are a little less forgiving then girls when it comes to fat.

[LANOSJ]

I'll try anything once

[thepandavlog]

i hit it with 2 fat chicks at one time....and walked away with a FAT hickey on my neck. SHIT HURT FOR DAYS! IT IS NOT WORTH IT! SMASH EM SMALL AND DONT WORRY ABOUT THE FAT FALL!

[fishmanfaz09]

i slept with a girl who was big, size 18, she went on to one mate about how amzing in bed i was, until she heard me tell the guys who saw me leave with her, that she was massive! and then of course, i was shit, she fell asleep, she took my virginity, and all that crap. fat chicks, need to chill the fuck out, she was tight, but most likely because she never ever gets smashed! biggest campaign for dont do drugs! though personally i liked fat chicks. get big breakfast in the morning ;)

[Tr0oPeRx]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iLikeCookie88]

Fat men are just a NO, I'm sorry

[JonJon3794]

But I Don't want to share Skyyy.... This is some CIA/MI5 SHIT. James Bond going undercover(s) ;)

[aznddragon]

my ex was 300 and i was 130 pounds......NO JOKE!

[ilyesown]

Skyy , you're craving for a big chick and you're wondering why? YOUR VOW OF CELIBACY SKYY , YOUR MOTHER FUCKING VOW!

[guttaboi88]

Lol ahahahahahahaha The people that have smashed fat hoes always keep it on the low,unless they like bbw's

[curvalcurval]

The sluttiest girls I have ever known were the big girls so I don't think they should care what a few guys think because they always seem to be getting action. I don't even get it because they end up marrying nice, attractive slender men and even cheat on the guy then brag about it to everyone but oh well I guess some guys like punishing themselves.

[hiphop420]

Always Bang BBW... Bootylicous Indeed.... and Skinny Girls can Get it 2....:)

[DJDREXTV]

i feel him..i like bigger gurls.....thick not obese

[mblitz04]

There are far too many people concerned with what other people will think of them. Who the fuck cares? if your constantly living your life to the standards of someone else life will pass you by, you will miss all the good shit in life. I am not saying its cool to fuck a 500 lb chick (I wouldn't even do that) but you gotta live life the way you want. I have a gf that I love to death is she a super model? no but she is gorgeous and she is the dopest chick I have ever met.

[agun17]

@mblitz04

If I took this advice I'd get laid. Sadly my brain won't cooperate.

[TF2legend]

@mblitz04 "dopest" I can't believe people are still using that word. sad...

[jeffthayungin]

@mblitz04 dude...u are the man for that comment!

[coreyzawaski]

@mblitz04 A FUCKING MEN

[0kamzii0]

Would I tap a fat chick? I wouldn't even poke one on facebook!

[twebber26]

@0kamzii0 now thats funny, and im a big, i mean fat girl lol

[gsmastermike]

Yeah, yeah i would hit that exceptionally large chick because i believe everyone deserves some lovin and would i tell anyone?, probably yes because all my friends are all virgins anyway and i lost my virginity a long time ago, so thats just more for me to hold over their heads lol.

[lager5002]

i fucked my girl at school behind a couple of sheds hahah. n fucked my ex gf behind my current gfs ex boyfriends house lol

[Irregulation]

Yes, they will probably buy me free food for the month every time i dog her.

[catalin357]

damn sky. no polar bear on the everest. really ;)

[ruhulaminutube]

LOOOL 2:05

[SlimJim58]

Hell no!!!...well maybe but my friends couldn't know they'd never let me live it down.

[hoobastankrulez]

hahaha nice staying on topic there skyy :P

[evil4563]

Ha ha ha ha sky live LARGE I get it.

[finerbiner]

I had a friend in college who I loved using as a wing man. As long as he got something he was happy. He would say,"all the picky guys are home f***ing their hands right now". It was awesome and in a strange way, I was always impressed.

[wtdakata]

a frien of mine works in a bar called Blue Sky

[dallasqs1]

I hit off a fat chick one time and it was better than most girls i had sex with but she told everyone and i had to deny everything...."Do you think i would have sex with that fat bitch?" denied everything!!! I'd hit again if she didn't hate me! lol BASTARD!

[sunfireThu]

As a fellow BBW lover, I'd say go for a nice BBW with a good personality and smash it. Why do you have to care what others think? Guess what: people will find something about you to ridicule if they want to anyway, no matter how hard you try to avoid it. Don't torture yourself by going against your nature. Just go for whatever kind of girl you dig, and screw what others think.

[EphemeralVampire]

@CriscoMcnasty He`s supposed to be doing a crazy get-in-shape work out too...

[mattdr46]

Why would a Polar bear be on Mt. Everest?

[ihavesmallnips]

I smashed a fat bitch once it felt like charity, my cock hates me now, but i gave it redemtion by fucking model and UK Cheerleader, so now me and my junk are almost even

[lukelavo06]

If I'd been going hungry I'd hit it, like you said "we're survivors!"

[CriscoMcnasty]

isnt skyy supposed to be laying off the shortcake?

[SummerTheFuzzy]

Hell yeah, it's all good practice !

[sontwisted]

be with who you want to be with fuck what other people think and if someone gets disrespectful about it slap the shit outta that mutherfucker

[Jimmy12163]

haha! lol@ his shirt "i love eating strawberry shortcake" :)

[NerdGamerx]

If it's Oprah hell yeah I will hit her and tell everybody.

[BrawlerTheX]

I'd Hit it.... With a crowbar!

[RusiesKroket]

NEVER

[PaladinKorvin]

Fuck no. a little pudge is ok but there is a freakin limit

[torrid426]

If no one has to know.

I'm drunk.

She is a freek.

Ya maybe .

[TheMikShow]

haha true, there is no winning.... you eat healthy people make fun of you, you eat like a fat person, they make fun of you.

moral of the story, don't be fat :P

[NickjeG]

SKYY WHAHAHAHA WTF xD HILARIOUS xD

[Odinitheone]

been there done that. 

[alumitanium]

hell yeah i'd hit it. I've been doin that! AND i openly confess. Yup, I fucked it. What did you fuck last night? your hand? hmmm, did it suck your dick for you and swallow it too? NO? hmmm, too bad. Oh look, another fat chick...i'm gonna go fuck them big ass titties. enjoy your hand!

[mickhellion85]

my wife is a big girl and i love that shit

[RemoWigg]

id hit it and tell i do the same if it was a slim chick why be partial man why be partial?

[GoatPervertor]

Fat chicks go extra hard because they have low self esteem and feel like they have something to prove. Would I fuck a fat chick? Hell Yeah! However, no dinners or vacations with her. I have an image to uphold for christ sake.

[twebber26]

@GoatPervertor all fat chicks dont have low self esteem. some have too much. imma big girl my self and you cant tell me im not a dyme. and you cant tell my ole man and neither my side dick pieces. i gets it in yessir. you probably cant afford to take her to dinner or on vacation.

[twebber26]

@GoatPervertor i just looked at you, wtf. the best thing bout you is your teeth so you better smile at any woman cause if you dont they will run. nice workspace though lol. GAME ON

[damasta00138]

@GoatPervertor I like how you said you have an image to uphold, but your YT handle is Goat Pervertor....lol

[willdoifican]

i mean i like big women... but if u pushing 160-165 we ain doing nothing

[bigyfuzz]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEeLLLLLLL no

[oye2a2000]

I'll take a blowjob, but big chick are too much to handle.. literally

[julio9708]

I´m a big guy and I get mine just fine