Crackpot goes on religious tirade With subtitles

[MrSoleyn]

lol... my name is ali muhammad.

[belloehlers]

this dude sounds like he got his tirade speech from google translator...makes no damn sense

[BeBobFerrari99]

My black friend always calls my white friend a racist jew even though he's Catholic. And then my white friend calls him a Muslim and says, "Fuck u Muhammad bin Laden!"

[zeejustin6]

loled good when he first said "cheeses".

[102497alex]

he looks like budda

[kris40k]

Omg, I'm fucking crying here, that shit was hilarious

[scythe12489]

Best video ever

[nickshehan89]

Nate, Your a funny motherfucker man. Some of the shit you say is pure gold. How the fuck are you not famous?

[AlastorDarkAngel]

the first guy is a Wikipedia's witness...you seriously got to be some kind of stupid to eat up the king james version of the bible. The Jehovah's witness bible was closest to it's hebrew origins in the jewish religions.

[sheiksubra]

...is that bus running like a trolly?

[SexiiPiippy]

Approved ;) !! I Love You && This Video !! ll 12O61O ll

[thejohnc2020]

this is what happens when yu live in america for to long

haha long live cheeses!!

[cre8tvone]

turn to cheeses. NAATEEE! I'm crying. with laughter.

[MachineGunKali]

Mmm.... I love Cheeses

[PuppyXz]

I'm muslim but yeah, aight holla.

[Hitamaru]

... I'm not surprised... Steelers fans.

[MsVioletVampire]

"Yell at it louder"...Really Nate?...Really??...LOL

[SexiiPiippy]

Omg !! I can't get over this video "/

[bktrinigurl]

You are so fucked up. XD

[rothel4u]

according to cheeses lmao

[rothel4u]

cause i eat gerber food lmao

[96komodo]

lol dawg u got a craze life man wit looneys around every corner

[ohernandez13]

Cuz I eat Gerber food! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #LOL #LOL

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

I would have just walked up and said to him "hey, what does Jesus say in Matthew 6:6 ...OH that's right, he said shut the fuck up and pray at home. Sorry, you've just been publicly owned by an atheist .....with your own scripture ......on camera"

[DOOMERSANDSKULLS]

cheese's



[yossikha999]

I banned the the Jonas Brothers long time ago.

[R1CKYCAM]

you aint' got no pancakemix!!!

[JAELONTHEGREAT]

Well he didn't strap a Bomb on His self ,and Blow His's self Up!!! I'll say that much for him. So what's the Point. Not funny, and I'm Crazy.

[DaRealTittz]

he said he eat gerber

[SexiiPiippy]

Good Times !!!,

[stonewhite2]

CHEESES!

[Karmalaide]

"if you follow a droid to a man who's blind, it won't make sense!"

haha i thought this was pretty humorous

[hillmeu]

O.O now that is what hapens when you read the bible :P

[redmunkee]

OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE...

...the Jollibee across the street from Zeum closed down.

[BocephusMokimoto]

lmao man I wish I would have been there

[MizzYungMacMar]

cheeses.? lmaooo

[H00dN3rdz]

This would be funny if the man did not suffer from a mental disorder.

[dexterhelper]

CAUSE I EAT GERBER FOOD!!!!!!!!

[koolpotty]

i want to read the holy bible and blow Jesus

[mj4lyfe101]

When i saw "cheeses" i died lol!!

[dedrawilliams]

@mj4lyfe101 cheeses ftw lol

[johnrcoben]

God damn there are some fucked up people out there

[xxmadisxx]

Cuz i eat german poop that really got me rofling

[jetsiol0]

My name is Ah-Uh-Aluhammuh-Muhammad!

[413CallofDuty]

basically an average steelers fan

[413CallofDuty]

cause i eat gerber food lol

[Xblcleggorz]

Thumbs up if your british and dont give a crap !

[yorandomo]

@Xblcleggorz lol fail....

[SlimLimits]

He can be clearly understood so if you think making fun of people's accents is comedy then you look like the idiot not him. he's not a nut job, your the one that needs to look at yourself.

[WORLDGAMINGCENTRAL]

shut the f**k up whit that shit

cause my name is jonas

[WORLDGAMINGCENTRAL]

shut the f**k up whit that shit

[MamiSoooPrecious06]

Lmao @ppl taking his subtitles seriously XD

[badmudda]

i love samoans!

[300pzl]

you didn't translated honestly.

[djjonnyd2000]

@300pzl

youd didn'td used translated correctlyd.

honestlyd

[RollHowTo]

We are all two shitty days, 1 break-up, and 1 instance of personal or emotional damage away from rockin' a Steelers' jacket and yelling in tha street. . (s.thing to consider)

[karigem189]

your subtitles are incorrect...cheeses??? He's saying Jesus...highlight=hide it...take some time and listen to it properly...not sayin He's correct, but...at least quote it properly

[davethehostage]

@karigem189 You're a fucking idiot. Go to wikipedia, search the definition of comedy. You clearly don't understand it.

[taekneek]

@karigem189 watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg

[aliadaduncan]

"Cuz I eat Gerber food"

[ccoleman0522]

i had a serious expression while watching this vid until it came to 1:16 and couldnt stop

[GashisDX]

jizzus

[TheDemonicbitch]

lol to the tenth power

[TheDemonicbitch]

nate u need to stop, telling that man to yell louder

[iamthebirdfearme]

Good heavens that was funny

[GreatnessGordon]

his a his wikin he believes in witch craft.. and his part jew hahhahhaaaha

[SexiiPiippy]

Approved !!

[SexiiPiippy]

Approved !!

[D201RECORDS]

EGGO TEAS!!! HAHAHA

[Snoodlez]

blow cheeses

[carameldelight87]

Oh, this reminded me of that vid of the naked baby in the bathtub doing that dictator speech. The subtitles were just as hilarious!

[carameldelight87]

The subtitles are the BEST!!!! I died at least twice watching this video!!

[smokintheblaze]

Steelers fan says: Read the Holy Bible, and BLOW Jesus!!!

[KerringtonF]

strong bad?

[TavaineWhyte]

My name is ahhh Alimuah muhammed XD

[QueenBALL3R]

I LOVE THE SUBTITLES!!!

[jlkology05]

Ive known many people that highlight from their holy bible.

[MrWestcoastcpt]

EGGO TEA

[Punkanr]

8 PEOPLE DON'T EAT GERMAN POOP

[Punkanr]

CUZ I EAT GERMAN POOP

[Vader58]

I know Steeler Nation goes far and wide but I would'nt be surprised if a Seahawk or Raven fan gave him that jacket. Go Steelers!

[Tannamonhanna]

The fact that he is wearing a Steelers jacket makes my life. Yes, I'm a Seahawks fan.

[wifey4lyf]

loooooooooooooool 

[hazeleyedqtpie06]

"Yell into this camera a little bit"

classic!

[flipmanja]

He's telling us to blow cheeses. So....if I had already done that...would that mean that I...

blue cheese?

[JimmBeem]

@flipmanja Thats is absolutely corny but i couldnt help but laugh when i read it

[flipmanja]

@JimmBeem Haha, thanks thanks, I'm here all night.

[PandorumKey00]

Germans of Israel?

[existenceisrelative]

"If you follow a droid to a man who's blind, it won't make sense." Such wisdom. I feel as though I have truly received eggo tea.

[musicjunkie2525]

Haaaaaa!!!!! Ban Jonas... like... Jonas Brothers? Lmao, your subtitles are spot on.

[renee914]

I agree, following a droid won't make sense. But neither will following this guy.

[renee914]

"Ban Jonas [Brothers]," and then I thought he was gonna say "ban the new kid..... on the block.."

[JaimieCris]

ROTFL!!!!

[ohiochickk]

..i grew up sheltered in a tiny town in ohio so i'm scared of people like that. sorry it is what it is. nate you got some big balls to go up to him.

[davethehostage]

How can anyone honestly think Nate's being an ass for recording this? This guy's out on the streets screaming condemnation to anyone who doesn't agree with his metaphysical beliefs. He deserves all the ridicule he gets.

That being said, I think we should all take a moment to thank Cheeses.

[xander2541]

holy shit this dude is bat shit crazy lmao

[superlokkyking]

Ali-Baba Mohammed... Lol

[W8FODAG8]

I knew this guy was Samoan as soon as he started yellin

[InTheWeedz]

did he just shout out Jay Z??

[InTheWeedz]

after this. . . i'm talking jesus. . . with an american flag in my left hand

[InTheWeedz]

Bwaaaaahhahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahh­a

[NessVlogMusic]

Cheeses Christ. It's moments like this that make me proud to be and Atheist. lol

[brandonlamarmusic]

"I eat German Poop"....lmao hahahahah!

[chineeboy1]

LOL!!!!! Nate you're an ass for recording that, you could find humor in the most disturbing shit, by the way whats your muslim name again?

[highvoltage47]

where can i get this eggo tea?

[KimberlyTSF415]

haha that's out by yerba buena, i believe. crazy ass ppl in frisco lmao.

[JDHoffa]

This shit made my day to damn funny I must hit replay

[MochaKnitster007]

Cheese & crackers! Nate, you will hab to eat gerber foot for the rest of your life!

[turfergirl]

lmao... i see him all da time hes always doin dis

[deezal25fuel]

according to cheeses!

[MzPisces87]

I shouldnt be laughing at this.. but I can't help it.. ill just make my reservations in hell now I guess..

[ILOVETYLERRRR]

:LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[laughsaremeds]

Ooh, Nate, aren't you shamed??!! Lol..

[soundlyawake]

According to cheeses, amen.

[TaylorGangOrGTFO]

"CUZ I EAT GERBER FOOD" "CUZ I EAT GERMAN POOP!" hahaha! omg i m laughoing while typeing this! fucking hilarious!!!!

[MsLaaLah]

*Laughing in sounds I've never heard myself make* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Literally LOLing dude! Oh my Cheeses! Those effin subtitles had me weak! "All you Muslims you need to talk to Cheeses! And Ban the Qu'Ran! Cuz I eat Gerber food!" (Kevin Hart Voice) Really, Nate?! Really? That's what u heard lol?!

[YourMum2286]

What, did he just say you better check yourself before you wreck yourself?

[1236984]

you need to turn to Cheeses Nate... you are a fool for this one!!

[mermaid11236]

nate, you are wrong for this

[JAMBOOTY]

ohhh shit!! this video had me in tears to fuckin funny your a mess lmfao

[threefoureighty]

Nate's an ass. I'm convinced of this fact. LOL

[Xtr3m3xNiNjAx]

xD nate what did u say you name was???? lmao

[LEESiEo9LEES]

and i thought Michigan State University was where all the crazies went to preach!

search "wells hall preacher" to see the same type of thing

[ahndajong]

haha!

[davethehostage]

"CHEESES!"

[superstaronrocs]

according to cheeses................we're all jewels muslims need to talk to cheeses LOL

[KatieTheLMP]

i do agree with him. ban the jonas.

[poppinkeesha]

Nate You Are Wrong ... Lol

[Ghoulunatix]

Did you ask him which of the Cheeses is his favorite?

[mzcashmere87]

I will pray for you!

[FrostfoxFilms]

Because I eat Gerber Food was the best line.

[sade0307]

is it wrong to keep watching it and laughing til my side hurts #dontjudgeme

[sade0307]

omg... this was too freaking funny...the words that were added are classic... *clicks the share button*

[SamoanSavage3244]

NATE....I FINALLY FEEL HOW THE WHITE PEOPLE FEEL WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF THERE HOMELESS...BUT HE WAS PREACHIN THE GOOD WORD..THOSE PALAGIS BE ACKIN CRAZY..SO WHEN YOU MADE FUN OF WORDS AND THE WAY HE TALKD...I LAUGHED CUZ THATS HOW WE TALK...BUT NOW ERRYBODY IS GONNA MAKE FUN OF SAMOANS.....SOO IMMA STILL WATCH ALL YOUR VIDEOS BUT...YOU HAVE LOST A POINT IM MY BOOK....P.S. AND YOU SPELLED SAMOA WRONG....#justsaying

[retromobile]

cuz i eat german poop....

[oldhacks]

god damn black commie muslims.

[obamamaniacs]

YOu are so silly lol

[Redd1587]

Jesus loves the Steelers too..

[Mscherishrain]

LMFAO i love how your talkin to him..... LOL IM MUSLIM yeah but holla CLASSIC

[jax252000]

Sooo funny!

[smokintheblaze]

This guy praises CHEESES! And eat Gerber food.

LOL Jesus Myspace page.

[tbirdpunk]

I would take him more seriously if he wasn't wearing a Steelers jacket. That kinda ruined the religious experience for me.

[brace110]

you want to blow jesus, whahah I fell of my chair laughing

[KhaelaCH]

now, are there any specific kinds of cheeses we need to be talking to?? cheddar? mozzarella? swiss?

[davethehostage]

"You want to read the Holy Bible, and blow Jesus. Not those who throw my poop."

[SmoKeeyJoEee]

his voice is down .. :D

[dalilrafi]

xD Dope! Well, I would donate some of my poop to him. I'm German :-) Does he have donation receipts?

[Cheshireization]

you should evaluate Marky Mark and the funky bunch. "Good Vibrations" is the song.

[collegeboykeith]

@Cheshireization OH mean the very successful mark wahlberg yeah sorry that evaluation wouldn't get him fired lmao that guys is rich beyond all belief

[SENTRYproductions]

and eggo tea!

[jdubdajuiceman]

Lol it really sounded like he said "I Eat Gerber Food"

[otistheemperor]

great ass mother fuckne video

[superlokkyking]

Nate, you are now my new hero :D Most people would run from crazy religious freaks, but you take them head on and make it work for you, and for all the lulz :D Praise the cheezes of the internets... And eggo tea

[devindooo]

hahaha

[tyeman64]

lol

[eyebrowsQ8]

cheeses....i think we got a new ZOMG :p ZOMC

[TheWorldMind]

You better check your self Humanity, before your wreckity wreck your self

[kermieindrag]

ummmm... I'm pretty sure he's saying "cheese & rice, hello".... durrr

[MadisenPerry]

CHEESES!!!

The translation + the guy himself = my face hurts from laughing!

xD

[kharabgulab]

This guy knows something.

[Myk44]

"when you follow a droid to a man, it doesn't make sense" LOL made me laugh as none of what he said made sense. lol.

[FunkyRob]

Oh Sweet MF Cheeses, these translations brought me to tears!

What you doing in San Francisco?

[summerluv614]

only u wud stand by and actually talk to the crackhead

[MaddamL]

was this by the Metron ? LOL

[bhz10]

you want to blow jesus

not throw my poop

i was ROFLING for about 4 min

[andrewjohnson7]

im with you most of the time, but clownin on dude for his religion just isnt right

[KGArtist]

OMFG the captions make this vid priceless! "I eat german poop" lmmfao

[diamondfirenf]

churros!!

[KGArtist]

"Yell it even louder"....haha Classic Nate lmao

[skinnyJEANking2]

This is bad, I don't know if this is a joke or not. But if its serious... He needs help.

[CGWacko]

I almost want to know what he was actually tryna to say.

Maybe if he stopped shouting, talked slower, went to a speech therapist...

...no, still out of it? Well, I tried to be helpful. :-/

[MelodicSmile]

gerber food lol