Pasta Express BS

[maggieloveshope]

Does anybody Else see the shrimp move at 1:14 ?

[bionicleman051]

i'm 13 and i can make pasta fine

[TheDodoooos]

stupid product for stupid people :S

[gabba789]

Wow the desing is freakin´ awesome

i always waste tons of noodles while cooking them!!! now it gets so easy

[Randomman5634]

30 BUCKS FOR A TUBE?! WTF..

[kintarben]

0:23

Thermoconductivity design = plexi-glass from home depot

[gumako]

While these commercials deliberately make some household chores more difficult than they really are, people seem to forget that it takes longer for a stock pot of water to boil as opposed to a kettle. But results are hit and miss with this thing.

[lamplight5]

Pasta Express..... For people who can't cook pasta because they fail and are fat

[asianbabiigirlx3]

amen i swear i really can't believe how stupid they can be about making pasta i been making pasta since i was 5 it's not tat hard

[hkfan1980]

you still gonna boil the water Lol

[smittykins]

Hot dogs? You can cook 'em in the microwave in 30 seconds.

[MyTechtime]

I could cook pasta when I was 7

[areyousayinimchunky]

im 13 and i've been able to cook pasta since i was like.. 9...and i have NEVER poured my pasta down the sink because im not a RETARD or having an epileptic fit either.. and you could just pour the hot water into the pot instead of buying this piece of crud.

[MrPinkBunny2]

This is the same thing as Pasta Pronta

[MrPinkBunny2]

0:02 - 0:04 Is Not true, that doesn't have to happen

[Mustang424]

This sorta works I guess, would have been better if it had some type of heater attachment to the bottom where you could boil the water directly in the tube, then put in the pasta .

[joanikens]

infomercials make basic tasks look so difficult lol

[HTFsplendid]

so its basically just a thin plastic tube? $30 is a rip off

[TheLiquidmusic]

i am a singer, and i have to travel all over the country. More often than not, we turn up at a venue to set up about 3pm, then have to hang around in the dressing room until after midnight, then have the long journey home. with nothing but a kettle supplied, this device has proven to be an amazing contraption for us, as we can actually have a decent meal some nights. I wouldnt have one in my kitchen, but for people like me that arent fortunate enough to have access to a kitchen, its brilliant!

[wakawakasplat]

How do you overcook shrimp?

[Katakuna51]

What's so "awesome" about this? Its a fucking thermos bottle for pasta.

[TheLeEnAl]

This is so awsome, i buy one right now!

[ZaneBarrow]

"Drain and strain the pasta..."

WHAT IS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE?

[xoerry101ox]

OMG ITS IN UR FIRST WORDS!!!! U still need to wait for the water to boil to USE THIS THING!!!!

[erw165]

-_-

[oneclockjump]

oh my god, that's ridiculous

[Hokieman101]

This fuckin piece of shit doesn't even work. The pasta doesn't even get cooked all the way through. Epic Fail!

[Kocochocolate]

revolutionary conductivity? its a freaking tube with a lid on it!

[TheWaffleOfTime13]

Drain AND strain? are those not the the exact same thing....

[sillygirl5201314]

30 bucks for this piece shit....i'll take my chances with the strainer

[depechegirl001]

@BarbieGirlDolls100 I live in Japan (I'm half Japanese) and we do have pasta here, but we know how to use a pot to make pasta. We have to take home economics class in school here, and in class we learn how to cook normally using knives, pots and so on. So Japanese people would not need this.

[DarwinwasWrong]

@depechegirl001 Anyone who isn't mentally deficient wouldn't need this.

[depechegirl001]

@DarwinwasWrong I agree with you. Any one who can cook normally does not need this. It would be sad if such things become popular---that would mean very few people can cook the normal way any more.

[DragonslayerProd]

I tried using one of these a few years ago. When I went to strain it, the boiling water burned my fingers up pretty bad.

I just use it to hold dry pasta now.

[TummyRubClub]

no one misses a strainer and waiting for a pot of water on the stove to boil is as same as waiting for the water u're gonna put in the pasta expres to boil.......and common - if u have troubles with fitting pasta in a pot there's no need to ,like , break the pasta - u just have to find a bigger pot!......... ; )

[lukel1888]

@BarbieGirlDolls100 A kettle?

[Zentranii]

yay, one more thing the world dont need;D

[Australia918]

nothing sticks ya right 0:45

[musixxbabe]

how in the hell do you miss a strainer??

[jfrey1]

I like turtles

[Kocochocolate]

@jfrey1 matthew?

[supermanxevan]

maybe straining would be easier if you poured it into the colander not down the sink.

[Caldella]

"Quick" hot dogs? Wouldn't boiling water, putting it in that tube, and waiting for the hot water to cook it take longer than the very few minutes of boiling required on a normal pot of water? x-x

And I do NOT wanna be the person trying to clean messes out of that thing.

[jgjfnxdnsdnsns]

46 people like waiting for a pot of water to boil 10 dont

[lslavychecker]

Vse kar potrebujes je vroca voda in part minut..

[soccergirl97979]

so call me crazy but i think that when she's straining the pasta its not really cooked cause i dont remember pasta making that much noise when it's cooked or standing up so straight

[ongchorcool]

lolz dumb people fail at life cos they can't managed a pot of water

[BHAGYO1507]

yes...a piece of plain cooked carrot is so "delicious"..

[Diamondblade2008]

Infomercials: Solutions looking for problems that never existed in the first place...

[cooky212]

Wait but either way you have to boil water...........lolz FAIL

[GaryChabbert]

I kinda sucks, but it produces edible pasta. Doesn't cook it evenly but I will still use it. I'm in collge so I can't use a hot plate or anything to boil water, have to use a kettle. Overall not a terrible product but if you don't need it, don't buy it.

[cyborgtroy]

@GaryChabbert - I just got a glass bowl and made pasta in the microwave.

[PerverseOrb]

so basically its a thermos with holes cut in the top.....

[GaryChabbert]

Just bought one last night for 3 bucks, going to see if it works in a few minutes.

[desidol22]

@GaryChabbert please tell us :]! it looks too good to be true.....

[affablegiraffable]

0:56

"now you don't need specialty cookware to make asparagus"

...wait....what?

[SuperEvilLemon]

"Boil all your favourite vegetables, without boiling away all the minerals and vitamins"

So then afterwards you can pour all those minerals and vitamins down the drain with the water :D

[mermaidamp]

Waiting sucks! It isn't bad,but you don't have to wait longer for pasta water to boil. Patience and timing are reduced!

[mermaidamp]

I might also get this item as backup from my guests who attend my wedding ceremony in the future,because Fasta Pasta might make the cooking job worse. When my mom strained it the other night,the pasta itself went down the drain and almost burned my finger.

[mermaidamp]

U can't trust what is sold on TV. My parents took this product back as a refund.

[supermanxevan]

fuck i want some pasta

[libbyluvsdance]

i wonder if i could do that just with a tuppaware bowl and lid...

[gymnast768]

if you miss a strainer to drain the pasta, who's to say you won't miss the plate to try and serve it from the tube?

[Koolor1556]

:07 , are you challenged and unable to pour into a strainer that's as large as your sink

[linkboy00000000]

lol i have it it doent work t all

[JonathanDP81]

This product really doesn't make sense unless you have an electric teakettle.

[JonathanDP81]

Will it work with Ramen?

[Attackofthehank]

pasta cooks right before your eyes!....in minutes....

[itsDjSpectre]

You usually wait for the pasta to soften up, then it will all fit in the pot, idiots....

[gymnast768]

cleaning is a breeze, cause nothing sticks!

yea, to the tube. the pasta is sure as hell to be all stuck together

[Afghanisdan]

Ew the prawn moved!

[Zolega89]

29.99 is in canadian dollars. So in American dollars, its less

If you put hot water in a jar and some pasta, you get the same result

[russkie69]

I want one now. I wonder how easy it is to clean if you don't have a dishwater? Get the bleach, rubber gloves, and strangely shaped sponge scrubber and go to town. Oooooooh, doesn't all that scrubbing feel so gooooooooooooood!

[locksleynet]

Wow.. Some people will buy anything!! A plastic tube for $29.99 haha!  Madness.

[TheMakeupstar10]

Ummmm DUMB Butts, it says it wont boil away the nutrients??? It is the SAME exact thing as anything else that boils things... It would have the same nutritional value :-)

[webkinz7117]

Isn't "drain" and "strain" the same thing?

[chasetrussel]

derpa derpa derr!!!!!!

[domdom87]

i had this, the straining lid DOES NOT stay on, cooked pasta is too heavy and just blasts thru it. watch it go down the drain again.

[harrypotterlvr8]

if it cooks more than pasta y is it called the PASTA express?

[Junokaii]

for the most part, this is pretty creative actually.

But I could make this at home pretty easy.

Just take some tennis ball tubes and do the same thing.

[haoliver1]

the reason for bying this is becouse it takes time to cook. " pour the cooked water"....O.o

[NonaL707]

dude! its it just me or do these guys think we're morons at the beginning! we dont do anything like that! what a bunch of dummies

[chasetrussel]

Also the dumb blond at the beginning is hilarious. The maker of this product know that people are stupid lol

[chasetrussel]

Wow! I do not get it, what's the benefit of this product if you still have to boil water? I hate waiting for water to boil to, but this is not the solution. I could probably do the same thing with my coffee thermos. What a scam! One ought to buy it and sue the bastards lol

[xxSyphenxx]

Tired of waiting for a big pot of water to boil? Then buy our product and still boil water!

[Cervclash]

lol it looks like a shrimp moved at 1:16

proof this thing sucks :))

[NonaL707]

@Cervclash omg that scared me hahaha

[theman2meet5]

Luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti.........(at the castle) Luigi: WTF is this sh**? wait you cooked it in a cylinder? with only a lid?! WTF!! Mario: calm dow- Luigi: no I came for lotsa spaghetti not for this soggy half cooked sh** use a stove. remember Luigi hates this

[AmerbZoka]

mom got it and sent it back. glass tube with a lid

[nutellagurl26]

... cooking pasta really isn't that difficult.

[TheJackal137]

they say:"now you dont need specialty equipment to cook perfectly tender asparagus". Isnt this a piece of specialty equipment?

[Jimmie48j]

Am I the only one that noticed that she broke the spaghetti wrong and it would have to take a complete moron to poor the spaghetti like that at 00:07

[MrJoshuafly]

@ThePhoenixFeather you got that right

[wolfsmother14]

Gawd, I hate cooking. Why can't someone just invent flavourful pieces of paper for us all to lick already. Think of the time it would save!

[HamsterClawz]

what about eggs!!

[Kiddowesth]

I cant manage a metal pot! BUT if its made of glass I can!

Im ordering one!

[JillnRe]

FUUUUU My mom bought this piece of shit one day and it FAILED SO BADLY

Piece of garbage

[MikeysGirl2105]

I don't get it! Why is product have to be an express? Your not going anywhere!

[koyutoro]

for dumbasses who cant handle a boiling pot of water

[kirbyhyper]

Did you ever need specialty cookware to cook asparagus?

[Rekaithewolf]

I actually fucking got one of these at a grocery store. The pasta at the top is fine, any pasta below the halfway point on the tube doesn't fucking cook. and yes you still have to boil the water. we gave it back and it said "FULL REFUND" on it and on the tag on the shelf. it cost 30$, we got back 12 fucking dollars. FFFFFFFFFFFF

[GANGWAH1]

"Tired of waiting for water to boil?"

"Put pasta in pasta express and cover with BOILING water" scam?

[depechegirl001]

Anyone who relies on this to cook pasta shouldn't cook, end of story.

It's a sign of laziness and lack of basic cooking skills, IMO.

[meltdown4500]

It's pretty pointless when you still have to boil water to use it....

[ukuledoj]

lol get this shit just to eat a pasta?? fucking kidding me? lol

[lwanttobestronger]

it's saying the BEST thing about it is the stupid filter of speghetti and water?

[TheCorrodedChains]

why is it on EVERY infomercial when they explain how it works something about it is revolutionary???

[Shiruvi]

Cleanup's always a breeze too...

[MikeysGirl2105]

No matter what you still have to boil water

[iluvwebkinz829]

That girl in the beginning looks familiar.

[Merlyn1978]

I don't know...if it works just by adding boiling water...think about something you can take with you to the office and make your own fresh pasta. Or take it with you and use the coffee maker at a hotel to boil your water...hehehe...You can have pasta anywhere. Those water coolers have a hot water function too...so yes...you can have pasta while sitting in the the waiting room at the dentist. Yes!!!

[tehleetcaptain]

wtf? so it randomly gets a huge burst of boiling heat and makes the pasta??

[burnmehdown214]

Seriously, is it hard to cook pasta? What's next? A machine that spreads butter on your toast? A machine that holds a sandwich so that you don't have to hold it? A machine that does everything in the house so you don't have to?

[kivikoproducshuns]

@burnmehdown214 you grip and grip but you still slip are you tired of holding those heavy sandwhiches?

[XxDucky33xX]

Yeah its sooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to use a strainer then you look desperate bying this stupid thing

[asamojomaster]

i wonder who invented this it really is bs

[Grayfog]

Oh man, I really need this. I always have trouble pouring the pasta into a collander. I always miss and wind up wasting it down the drain. Shit.

[needforspeedrifter]

0:54

"Delicious"

[morguebabe]

Wait. The elapsed time says 8 minutes... and it says to pour in boiling water, so I have to wait for water to boil anyway. Im so confused to how this easier.

[HoboRollercoaster]

'Revolutionary thermal conductivity design'?

It's a goddamn tube with a lid.

[logikedu]

@HoboRollercoaster "Thermos - Like Design" gotta love that one...

[Thegoldstarman]

@HoboRollercoaster SPACE AGE nasa technology!!

[lobsterhands123]

Who the fuck misses a strainer?

[reddyredd]

From all the ones I see in Goodwill, I figured this was from like 1992. Guess it's worth the 49 cents I paid, but I think I'll still use my microwave steamer for pasta (no BOIL FIRST) and just store crap in this wonder tube.

[ryan887799]

lol @ 0:06 , its soo hard to aim at the bowl

[VoltTackle111]

rofl

[Bdawg71692]

it says you have to wait for the water to boil on the stove to poor it in the damn thing any ways. how is that supposed to work?.. god i love infomercials. XD

[Intelliguy]

Yeah, like it's that hard to boil water on the stovetop.

[drearydancer]

lol...like I'm gonna cook anything in a tube.

[AngryTinyMan]

I paid just $3 for that when I got it in a thrift store, and I still feel ripped off.

[mintins13]

the secret is the revolutionary, brand new... cylinder?

[Diamondblade2008]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThePhoenixFeather]

WAIT A MINUTE!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS COMMERCIAL!!

"Tired of waiting for a big pot ow pasta to boil?"

then a few moments later it says "BOIL WATER and place it in the Pasta Express"

[Smallfry122]

@ThePhoenixFeather Ah, the magic of advertising.

[Flamer2203]

@ThePhoenixFeather Is that the only wrong thing you picked up on here?

[Blossbabii0708]

@ThePhoenixFeather Yeah What The Point You Have To Boil Water Whether Your Cooking It In The Pot Or The Pasta Express Lol Dummies

[ThePhoenixFeather]

AMAZING! They've invented the thermos! They deserve a free internet for that one.

[BCaTT85]

id love to hear what brian regan would have to say about this...."the pasta goes in over here"

[kaylajulia]

It actually works!! its FASTER then boiling water in a pot!!! Stop putting this down!!!

[gettinhitched]

I hate peas, always have, always will. I really don't think that thing will make them taste any better, Sorry!

[smellygoose]

does anybody actually have that much trouble cooking pasta?

[dallaschick33]

if i ever got that for a gift, i would kill myself.....

[Hauntzor]

not to mention the person that bought it for me...

[spitfire690]

breaking the pasta so it fits? FAIL just let it sit in the boiling water, it'll become soft and it'll all sink in DUMB BLONDE BITCH! BACK IN THE KITC...oh wait

[animefreak4evur]

um ok ya... even though im only 16 ive cooked pasta numerous times adn you dont need to break them or use this shit u just let the pasta sit in full length with the boiling water and wait till its the desired tenderness...you dont need to be a scientist to strain fucking pasta

[theden0minat0r]

This device really doesn't work well. Try the Fasta Pasta instead... it works every time.

[Spartan117A1]

1:16 look closely, one of the shrimps is alive !

[crossmyheart7]

Oh my gosh O_O!

[Hauntzor]

No... it just feel over XD

[gettinhitched]

I totally saw that. No way!!

[Diamondblade2008]

Wait a minute -- wouldn't using an everyday Thermos flask do the same effect?!?!?!

[COHero12]

lol ya

[mafiawarlord]

What kind of person would miss that huge strainer in the sink?

[PhoenixFlare1]

Or not knowing that breaking that big a handful of spaghetti would make a mess?

[FuzzyWhisper]

What kind of nimtard cooks like the woman in the first 7 seconds? Seriously. That's bullshit even for an absurd infomercial dramatization.

[QCIC56]

Hey cool, it's a jar.

[hails201]

wow some people are dumb.  why do so many people have to be so negative? yeah you have to boil water, but instead of pots and pans, you can just use a kettle. i live in a dorm and it really saves space. dont be so critical. can any of you think of something better?

[MikeysGirl2105]

Who gives a shit! You still have to boil water!

[Diamondblade2008]

Why does each and every infomercial have a 'secret' to how it performs?

[Tootyification]

Well check out my video called Going to the Country with Hydro. A camping video. This Pasta Express Works Well.

[10Brandon21]

LOL you don't have to snap the pasta because when you add it to the pot of boiling water it becomes flexible so it'll fit your pot.

[Ryan7395]

Do you hate boiling water? Well, do we have the solution for you! Just boil water, then pour it into this tube! ...For only 30 dollars!

[myo911]

1:15 to 1:17 shrimp moves

[TootysWorld]

Ya well it rocks fer $2 that I bought it for. Just look at my camping vid. Made corn on the cob. Table top BBQ toast so I took it with me camping along with Ronco rotisserie for chicken. No propane involved in my vid just hydro. Oh and my fire vid, wood burning fuel and hydro. Ba, ha. Dissers of kitchen gadgets should ask the wives first.

[strangerproductions]

"hate boiling water?... boil some water to put into our pasta cooker!"

[innhoster]

lmao nice one XD

[TootysWorld]

Well I just bought 2 of these pasta express for $1 each cause nobody wants them. I use them to store pasta on my kitchen counter, they look cool. But also I am taking them camping with me on the weekend. They will come in handy.

[islamluv]

Hey!! where can i buy them for $1????

(i live in Toronto, Canada)

[TootysWorld]

$2 I mean. Giant Tiger. Not sure if TO got those stores yet. I lived in TO for 14 years. I live in Belleville. Ya and it works well.

[QwertySkill]

Alright lets count down the fails in this video :)

0:23 You mean a tube...

0:45 I thought you said it doesn't stick?

1:15 A shrimp magically moves o_o;

1:31 Are you serious?...

[sionmaisley]

cleanup is a breeze!? well of course it is if youve got a dishwasher