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  • point 2 was proved by Rhett and Link.

  • The Top Comments are too long... But this comment isn't! So I win!

  • Lose the nosering, it's so distracting!

  • oh i dont know if you know you lost you mustache

  • Opinions are fine and dandy, but that thing in your face distracts me from paying real attention to you.

  • <--- glad this is all about "Misters"

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  • @ZerstorenAH

    No you not, I are the best righter ever!

    Here is my magnifisent upcumming novel that wil put every other righter out of bisness:

    Once upon time, their was a litle ponee!

    I are the best righter not you! I need sum help though, I kant think of how to right the rest of my stori.

    I hope that Arzienoch will help me, I like his shaven mustashe and knows ring!

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  • @ZerstorenAH

    But when I rote my first story at skool, my teecher said it was the best one in the klass, and I got the highest grade :(

    And then she went and read it to the whole klass and made me help some dumb kids who couldent even right a single centance!

    Aparantly my gramma skillz were well beyond my aktual age, akording to mah English teecher!

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  • @ZerstorenAH

    Whats a 'hasent'? :p

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  • I'm not going to leave a comment regarding the comment I was not going to leave that regarded the comment that I was not going to post about the absence of his moustache. That is all.

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  • Dude, where's the mustache?!

    Seriously though, I like your videos.

  • note...lol,.... your out a you FREEEEEKING mind! Mildly disturbed, would be saying your ok....Do you imagine your self in your little town of BumfuckwhereamI as a person of enormous IQ? Check your Homegrown for mold spores or possible Agent Orange Contaminate

  • In response to your video: Yes.

  • I swear you used to have a mustache in your other videos. And I'm very perplexed as to where it could have gone.

    However I digress, anyone can write a book, just not one of literary merit, those are far and few between. -but I think you have that capacity, and if you do out all of your genius into a book someday I solemnly swear to buy said book.

    As for the small business owner bit, sometimes it's just name recognition that increases sales marginally enough to make the commercial worth it.

  • @williamhenkel Well, since you twisted my arm and all... you can buy either of my books by following the links on my channel banner. I recommend the newer one.

  • @azrienoch Baldrick in Blackadder wrote a book :p

  • I'm leaving a comment about not leaving a comment about not leaving a comment about his absent mustache.

  • Im sorry but if you want people to take you seriously maybe you shoul dtake that shit out of your face. Also your wearing a took inside wtf is wrong with you?

  • witty, funny, and well done...but in regards to a couple of things mentioned, i have some issues. the first person you mention wants to write with time permitting, but you forget something. every type of craft job is compromised by that person. i want to be an artist so because that job was shit on by the same one track minded people, i can't think, or else i'm an art snob. and also vanity is a rather shallow criteria to base a video on. fuck the 'stache.

  • I might do a cross genre mash up of deep teenage angst-esque poetry, and throw in some low grade high school 'creative writing'. I think ill call it emphasis of mediocrity.

    I do however have a solution to the low grade tosh that defiles the forests of the world, instead of book clubs, we start a committe that assess the insult to literature within each book, and hosts monthly book burning sessions. A Funeral pire for literary heroism.

  • wow, now i feel stupid

  • do u not have another channel where you look different? if not u act just like this other dude i gotta find it so i can see if its u

  • yo i know ur that same guy i know u u got ur short spike hair pretty boy look with no nose ring WTF dude find urself quit tryin tpo play a character

  • @CONCUSSION187 What?

  • @azrienoch I think he means he loves you and that he wants to have butt secks. :D

  • @azrienoch

    Probably thinks you're SXEPhil with stubble.

  • Pat my head. PAT IT!

    mmmmm....

  • *stares at nose piercing*

  • What makes you think they care about your advice. Stop judging and shut up.

  • i love you jeff...

  • That's all gravy. It still doesn't distract us from seeing you for what you really are: A rehabbing Robert Downey Jr. knockoff.

  • well i am

  • is your septum gauged? that's badass

  • Damn you and your smart words and sentences that takes me an extra 4 seconds to comprehend the meaning of what you just said!

    Its 4 seconds well spent.

  • Also the value of anything artistic or creative is subjective to the spectators point of view. The advertisements aim may be conveying exactly as it comes off as. I no i seem to remember more dumb commercials for their comedic value then i do many many high budget commercials. Not every one can appreciate the dot on a blank canvas. But it definitely accumulates a higher fan base when u attach a rhyme to it.

    Love your vids. by the way! Keep up the good work!

  • You dont like obama because he is to "wordy"

    Couldent u just say people dont watch crappy comercials. So make them better by finding good producers on youtube? Instead of this drawn out video with 25ish word sentences.

    But i guess with out all the words u just dont sounds as smart huh.

    Mabey Obama is afraid hes going to begin a trend of stupid presidents. So instead he causes him self to come off as an intelligent person... and stand out among the stupid commercials... just as you do?

  • I covered three completely separate topics, making a clear point for each, in under three minutes.  Your desperation is showing.

  • I agree, got stood up by my friend so im trying to make use of my time. I hoping when i grow up ill be just as good with words as you are xD

  • couldn't. Maybe.Himself.

    soul-LESSJest, you my overly critical (irony) friend are.

  • Do you realize whose video you're commenting? This guy listens not to what people say (well, yes that too) but what words they choose... for fun. In this video he even refers to this practice of his, as a hobby and a profession. He edits these videos, which means he's also obviously confronted with his word choice repeatedly before posting it. His complaint against Obama isn't that he's "too wordy" but that his verbosity clouds his point. Care to rethink your criticism?

  • @SoulessJest

    you're an idiot.

    I'd think of a clever response, but you wouldn't understand it.

    fuck, I'm arrogant.

  • this isn't a comment. it's just text, not randomly thrown together in a hasty fashion.

  • MAn, that nose ring looks commical. I can't take that seriously. Like I can't take those pants where they show your underwear because they hang by your calves, seriously.

    But I value your intelligence.

    Question: when you get a runny nose, do you get a snot-stickle?

  • SO I think if i was to make a comercial, i would want you to do it because dear, your quiet hilarious and what makes it even better is that those who you mention in this video most likely dont even understand what your accually tryin to get across =D i love it <3

  • Oh that we all could be as clever as he who judges cleverness.

  • I know I'm not clever, I just want a pat on the head. But I doubt I'll get one, because I don't have anything to say about the content of your video. So I'm going to sit here and emote in public. Sadface.

  • wow...i love your expressions!

  • Beautiful!! We already missed your new analyzings... writing something? preparing anything huge? :) Go home, be safe, yep yep

  • Haha i love everything you talk about.

  • Must have been difficult to shave with that nose ring in. Wonder if he took it out first or just held it up out of the way with one hand and shaved with the other.

    Also, art in general is seen as something anyone can do without study. Painting, singing, and writing poetry all require practice and refined skill, not just angst and a paint brush/tape recorder/journal. Sure, amateurs can enjoy doing these things, but it doesn't make you a professional. Real art is taken for granted.

  • I always wondered why people don't say they will become proffesional musicians when they retire and have the time. That would make a lot more sense as you really need time alone to learn to play an instrument.

    However writing a book takes time, writing a good book takes a lot more time, learning how to actually write a good book takes a lot more time then actually writting a good book.

    Also I am rather annoyed to have to dig through piles of second rate books in bookstores.

  • What´s the problem?We live in a free world in which every market is flooded. If it hurts me I quickly remind myself of the previous system in my country that died 20 years ago and it stops hurting immidiatelyYou must realize that freedom and liberalism has its priceThe fact that every person can publish a crappy book is sad but also beautifulAnd nobody is forcing anyone to buy itSo if there are people that actually buy them, lets complain about the general ignorance about today´s society

  • That's a bit arrogant... What is art? Where do the words start having artistic value? And as a writer, shouldn't you encourage people to "get into it".

    Nobody will take your job, if you are good enough. It will just make you more competitive and drive you to become better.

    I know many people take it too lightly, more often then not. But you shouldn't laugh at them, but instruct them in how difficult it can be, and show them how to start...

    one of your own:

    watch?v=WRBSHSAKdAc

  • The point of that video was to show kindness is implausible. It's not arrogant to insist that ignorant people stop being ignorant and making light of my profession, as if I'd just told them I'm a professional stamp collector. The market for writers is already flooded precisely because it isn't taken seriously. It has nothing to do with what art is. I laugh because it hurts. This is about people taking literature for granted. I'm not going to apologize.

  • OK, I get it... And I agree there. Ignorance is taking over the world, and we should all be less tolerant towards it. After all, we all need a bit of pain in order to progress.

    I was just imagining some 15 year old, frightened person, which would be scared away by your video, and not even finish his first serious try at the story he/she started to write.

    Now I get you weren't aiming at those...

    Anyway, I like your videos, keep up the nice work...

  • @azrienoch it never ceases to amaze me,how much you rape in the comments as well as in the vids! It's magical is what it is! You really do have a mastery of the spinning of thw humourous and intellectual yarns! x

  • He encourages sophisticated people to write. Not people who believe they're going to write a book during their spare time and make a lot of money. Those people SHOULD be doctors or accountants, because they shouldn't write. It's simple.

  • What? I write all day long day after day about crap I couldn't care less about... and I pay to do it. Gotta love college eh...

    Now please pat me on the head.

  • what happened to your mustache ?

  • LMAO.

  • there must be so many nervous comments!

  • Writing a book is constantly seen as something that anyone can do. And it's not surprising when even Geri Halliwell has her own books and goes on national television pontificating about just how many wonderful levels her kid's book operates on... shoot me now

  • keep 'em comin', azrienoch!

  • A fault of many human beings is to point out the faults of other human beings. And yes, i am aware of the irony in this statement.

  • Just throwing this out there but I think your comment fall's under the "not clever" comment box.

  • Woah, when did sxephil get piercings?

  • wow! you havent once made fun of my social class, i am quite amazed!!! but umm.. i wonder, what got you first interested in litature in the first place?

    thank you,weird fan

    you might wonder why i sighned a comment,well i have no freakin idea!

  • fucking hell, how pretentious can one get?

  • I haven't even blocked you yet. So the answer is: much more pretentious.

  • Hah. You're amazing.

  • :) :)

  • horray! i didn't fit into any of your "make-fun-of" groups which of course you will find a great way to make fun of. After all how hard is it to make fun of a pimply teenager who should be doing homework right now? not hard, so have a nice day and do remember to keep me amused.

  • That was funny.

    I did something similar once, by writing something called "essay on things I hate", which amused some people I know.

    But it's nothing worth posting, so I'll leave it to the experts.

  • i thought about leaving a comment about thinking about leaving a comment about ur lack of a moustache.. then i realised i already had..

  • This guy is fairly ridiculous.

  • As a painter i agree with the point, alot of people claim they "do art" , so when you talked about writing I can greatly identify with how yah felt good vid

  • don't worry i won't leave a message about your mustache!... and luckily i don't think being clever every second of every day is important, so i have no reservations in posting this :D

  • The pot calling the kettle black.

  • so iff you arnt clevver to make a comment on your moustache and you arnt clevver about not making a momment on your moustache? so how the hell do you become clevver then? by not posting a comment? but iff everyone did that you would look unpopular lol

  • Damnit, I am going to open a book store and sell your book. I will force people to buy them and make them take it with them, and if they dont read it, I will take costly effort to make them read mine!!

    But Sartre said my book doesnt exist so they'le haft to read yours

  • If small businesses were smart or clever enough to advertise properly, they would no longer be a small business.

  • i think u look better without the mustache..

  • Smart words, don't mean you are smart. And time is the only think you need to write, to gain experience, to learn how to use words, how to gave them meaning.

  • I'm leaving a comment about not leaving a comment about not leaving a comment on your absence of a mustache.

  • You have a wonderful command of English, and your love of language is patent. On the other hand, I am unsure of you. You seem so dismissive of others, never taking into account the possibility that they may possess talents you lack and which are as important them as your talent with language is to you. You seem like a bright adolescent at times, over estimating your own skill and importance while dismissing the talents of others.

  • I lovee your use of vocabulary (:

    You're one of the few people on this site who

    actually uses proper english :D

    & you make sense.

  • Jeff, there are times you puzzle me exceedingly. That is not necessarily a criticism.

    By the way, do you have a major boner for ZOMitsChris? Because you sure seem to.

  • If you build it they will come

  • I AM SPARTACUS!!!

  • writing's not hard for sum pple... such as myself. i dont read, and yet i write 4-5 poems a day out of boredom, and im told they're very good. Writing can be a skill but its more of a talent instilled within yu. and if yu dont have this talent use a dictionary and thesaurus. dont hire a god damned editor like many writers. just get a lot of pple to read it, and ask them what the weakest points in the novel ( and/or poem) were.

  • It is a misconception that writing and singing, etc are "talents". They require practice and training.

  • LOL you're a fucking tard, self glorified much? giving your poems to random people who know nothing of literature and taking their word for it. a talent eh? natural talent only gets you so far son, editors know literature and are paid to because they are so knowledgable, L2Life plz

  • I find it somewhat amusing that i can in fact comprehend what you say and still be unable to speak as confidently as yourself. I enjoy your work and believe that there is more substance in this one video than in hundreds of others. Now i have to go home and laugh over your "anti-woman" video. Funny.

  • I watched this video after I made a comment on one of the other videos about the missing mustache.

    But I am fully aware of my occasional lack of cleverness.

    I leave the wit up to you writers.

    I do hope to join those ranks but after the proper education. My grasp of the English language is, the small town public school education.

    It needs a lot of work

  • That's actually a very good idea about having youtubers do commercials. I would much rather watch CommunityChannel do one of her funny skits on TV then someone yelling at me BUY TOYOTA AT HOUSTON TOYATA BUY BUY BUY.

  • OMG. Sometimes I can't even handle how funny you are. (No sarcasm intended) You just think of the things that make sense. Even big budget companies would be smart to grab someone popular off of YouTube. Just look at what Justin Long did for Mac.

  • im scared to leave this comment. under so much scrutiny...

  • Hey, you shaved your... Oh...

    Well I'm not leaving a comment about your shaved!... Oh...

    Lulz.

  • well, I'm not going to point out that you're missing your mustache...I figured you were aware, but I will say that it looks better :) We can see your mouth now, yay and it makes your VERY nice eyes stand out-I never even noticed your eyes before...I knew they were there of course, just didn't realize how sexy they are. I'm smarter than I sound, just not well-written, which is why you don't have to worry about competing with me in the job market! Thumbs Up to you!

  • What does it take to be considered smart?

  • well im going to be a writer =p because a stupid is a stupid does.. hehe

  • W00! videos that dont suck!

    hooray for people who dont post shit on youtube!

    :D :D 5stars!

  • Proud to say I agree with every one of the sentiments presented in this video.

    Thank you for creating videos with substance. From the bottom of my heart and in all sincerity, thank you.

  • I absolutely adore you. unfortunately, looking at people with nose rings, especially as large as yours, make my nose hurt. if i ever get over that, i'll happily subscribe to you, because your videos make me incredibly grateful that there are still open-minded, opinionated people here on youtube (is it possible to be both?) but i just cant stand to look at you for very long. i apologize greatly. please keep making videos. youtube would be a sad place without you. best of luck.

  • it is cool to be smart but never to intentionally attempt to prove it. sorry.

  • I know you wept too when Carlin died, right?

  • You make a lot of good points but is it just me or does he seem really annoying?

  • Were you one of the voices on the muppet show?

  • lmao idk but his voice does sound cool for some reason xD

  • Did you really make this video about things you hate, or did you actually just want people to notice the moustache?

    Either way you make a good points, haha.

  • Brilliant! I love you! You totally make my day brighter. Hahaha.

  • i used a dictionary about 5 times for this video.....

  • The only thing anyone ever needs to learn anything is time. You're not better than other people because you've made writing your focus.

  • mikma was here

  • Making people focus on your lack of mustache is not clever. Commenting on a thing and how stupid it is to comment on said thing, is commenting on the thing itself.

  • This must be why there are so many terrible books. Their one day came along.

  • If I had to describe you in one word, it would be "brilliance".

  • you know i just noticed how you look a lot like Count von Count. it just clicked. I'm sure you get it lot

    but this is my first realization of it

    :D

  • XD Oh please you had to know we'd all comment on the mustache, it's not clever, but it's almost amusing when your about the 200th person to do so.

  • hehehehehehehehe

  • Semantics and word play make up a greater portion of what I do all day in my head, for I work retail. It's fun.

  • Im going to work at KFC when i find the time

  • word play is the most enjoyable and satisfying use of language

    according to myself.

  • hahahha im not leaving a comment about the absent moustache. wait i am! hahaha im too high sry

  • Loved it, and I truly agree with you about the "Im gonna write a book someday" phenomena

    Great vid as always Az

  • You have a nose ring.

  • he also doesnt have a moustache

  • This is a series I would -really- enjoy, this first video was just perfect.

    People getting youtubers to do their commercials is simply a brilliant idea; it's simple; it's cheap; it works.

  • Az, your argument about people finding the time to write reminds me of the argument against musicians with little talents having the tools to record their own music. Some would say that having the tools (or the time) to do what you have a passion to want to try to do can lead to learning how to do that something right. But, yes, it does take more than the desire. You made me think and that's why this is a great video!

  • idk if the ppl commenting on his mustache are serious or not, but w/e the purpose they have i still think he looks pretty damn hot.

  • With regard to to the ridiculous things we say or do, we are an inherently ridiculous species. Really, two average humans copulating is pretty damned silly looking, is it not? Or take some ugly, fat, smelly yahoo sitting in a pew, thinking he is the very image of god? As far as I know, we are the only species stupid enough to create a god in our own image. Such Herculean hubris deserves disparagement.

  • Oh. That's what it was. Duh. The whole video, all I could think was.. he looks different, why does he look different? Is it the hat? .. No. .. um. um. What is it what is it what is it. OH! x3

    I'm guilty of the "I'm going to write a book someday when I have the time" syndrome. But I wouldn't try to get it published even if I wrote it, just put it online or self-publish, so maybe I can be forgiven.

  • Nice new facial haircut.

    You've gone from looking like youre in your early 30's to about 19-22yrs old.

  • You tickle me.

  • I really liked your phrase "ejaculate your ignorant dreams". It evokes an interesting image. As for people who are not writers (and should stay that way), I have two words: Stephenie Meyer. Shakespeare spins in his grave for every copy of the Twilight series sold.

  • I'm leaving a comment about not leaving a comment about not leaving a comment about not leaving a comment about the missing mustache.

    not t hat I care if I'm clever or not. Nor does it matter if I'm trying to in fact be clever or not. I'm just doing it.

  • well now that you've granted me permission to make a comment about your missing moustache, sir, you are incredibly attractive without it.

  • this man thinks he is clever. clever like a fox. - there you. thats the most clever simile you will ever hear.

  • Also: Who said that if we post a comment about that or not means we're doing it because we think we're clever? Can't we just comment about something to do it? Why must our goal not to be heard, but to also seem very witty; maybe some of us wanted to comment on that damn thing, and we knew while we did it it wasn't clever, it was JUST. A. COMMENT.

    Very amusing, Az. :)

  • Look, Az....

    maybe we just wanted to talk about that damn mustache in order to mock what you're saying, but in reality that is, in itself, a commentary on the "actual content" of the video.

    OR

    what's wrong with talking about the mustache? We have to stare at it/your mouth/your eyes while you do these vids all the time, why not? Technically, since you spoke about it in the video, it IS a subject that is, indeed, part of the "actual content". I have a million of these, so chill; people watch u

  • Whatever you do, DON'T go to the theater owned by Mr. Ford!

  • Oh don't grow it back....I haven't finished fantasizing about sucking on your upper lip. Fuck that I left a comment-you want to HEAR what I think of it?

    I'll pm you shortly, sir.

    And I may send my friend over to see a younger version of himself...

    I chopped off my hair today, love doing that. Scissors on hair, what a beautiful sound...

  • BOOYA - give it to them! Brilliant vid.

  • Good advice. I'm sure you would laugh at me If I gave you the oppotunity to.

    So I'm not going to.

    Seriously though, I really appreciate what you do in this beautiful town called YouTube.

  • yawn!

    self obsessed ranting

  • You have an upper lip?

  • As Dr. Zira said to Taylor after he shaved: "You seem less intelligent now."

  • xD Niiiice. I actually think his facial features were better displayed with a bit of facial hair on that upper lip; it's not just the novelty...he was cuter with it...

    BUT, I like your quote better!

  • Okay, I got that wrong: Cornelius said to Taylor: "Somehow...you look less intelligent."

    *Ahem* It doesn't mean you are.

  • All this said by the man who gave his book away free and publishes countless youtube videos for free hahahaha.

    Believe me, you are not the only one laughing.

    Ressentiment lives on!

  • You can't have a ridiculous lack of mustache and expect people not to comment about it. This is your own fault.

  • reminds me of a sxephil on meth.

  • For me, you are the best artist on youtube (not even a hint of sarchasm here though).

  • Woo hoo Azrienoch, elitism for ever!!

    Only those who dedicate themselves to reading and researching should have the right to write? Damn those people with talent but the ambition to someday realise that talent in an inspection of their own thoughts (a "book" if this is the chosen form).

    And I mean, even the philosophy teachers think that your work is so amazing that they have stopped teaching and dare not devalue your work. No, sorry, I think they wanted it to be the other way around.

  • LOL Love it...

  • Ah... admitting to laughing at people makes you katagelastic. Aren't words just great?

  • Dude, I don't care that you don't care that I care about your moustache. YOU don't have to look at your bare upper lip while you're talking. That glory is now reserved for ME. Just grow the damn thing back. Please.

  • If I were a Conquistador of old I would insist that you re-grow your mustache if I employed you as a captain of infantry, in order to instill respect among our own and the enemy's ranks.

    However if I employed you as a spy to seduce maidens in order to learn foreign languages and obtain linguistic advantage I would insist that you remain shaven, since your soft cheeks would remind the maidens of their own plump, round thighs and thus secure our advantage.

  • you look younger and less... idk.. but you look just as good as you did with the mustache :)

    i like your way of thinking and your attitude is awesome

    go man!

  • how could we NOT comment on your absent mustache?

    and before you started talking about how we shouldn't comment on the fact that you shaved, i noticed something was different, but i couldn't figure out what is was. you look...cleaner. lol

  • Hark.

    Would it be more clever if I comment about not-commenting a comment about your absent mustache?

    But then again, it didn't work out for the previous 314 saps.

    So, I'll comment on you oh-so-secretly looking for work from small business owners with no money for decent advertising.

  • In Toronto we've got 2 major small business commercials that I've seen one features "the cash man" an overweight 60 year old man singing about how he loves gold, it's almost disturbingly funny if disturbing and funny weren't contradictory and disturbing didn't win most of the time.

  • lol I totally left the comment before the video was over lol

  • no mustache = totally lame

  • Az made a funny!

    :)

    i ♥ u.

  • what a schemer... made me leave a comment.

  • hail nose ring man.

  • What do you write?

  • hilarious!

  • haha, thas great Az.

    i miss you talking directly to us. the humor and your intellect are much more direct. and great topic, and you pulled it off without coming off as pretentious.

  • I"M NOT CLEVER! so can i leave a comment on something obvious now?

  • you're a pompous cunt. fuck yourself a few more times

  • Bravo. Is that the best you've got?