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  • Rowling uses Avada kedavra

    It´s super effektive!!!

  • As much as this is stupid, this is funny! :D

  • @iria123isacppenguin Rowling pwns Meyer anyday!

  • Yeyy! Harry Potter <3 Hogwarts will always be there , to welcome you home! <33

  • Twilight: "Well we have hotter guys! And --"

    Harry Potter: "Oh, I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the noise that's coming from my AMUSEMENT PARK."

    C'mon, guys. Is there really any argument here?

    Jo's an amazing writer, and Meyer can't write worth shit. It's as simple as that.

    Don't get too mad at them, though. The poor Muggles just don't understand...

  • @mcrlover394 what no way HP actors are way hotter than twilight actors and they can act unlike twilight actors

  • @yoleeisbored Not saying they are hotter then HP actors, because Twilight actors have nothing on HP actors, I'm just saying that Twilight fans always say that. :)

  • @mcrlover394 lol i like HP actors especially tht guy who was longbottom man he changed alot throughout the movies

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  • Rowling rocks, people shouldnt compare these two series. Harry Potter is based off of intelligence and mystery. But twilight is based off of some immature teenage girl that kisses somone else while she's engaged.

  • What! That's ridiculous! Probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen! This would never happen! There's no way that Stephanie Meyer would go the whole battle without using Mimic!

  • Granted, I am NOT a Twilight fan, but let me ask them a question right here and now:

    Tell me what Bella ever sacrifices?

    Any story that's worth telling has heartbreak, sacrifice, or loss of some kind. It makes characters grow and develope in stories the same way it changes people in real life. Pain causes people to relate and it makes the character seem more real. So tell me, What did Bella EVER give up? Did she lose anyone? Nope. Did she give anything up? Nope. SHe was just GIVEN a happy end.

  • Rowlings level should be OVER 9000!

  • JK Rowling also became the first person to sell a children's book's rights in America for what £1,000 maybe even more.

  • lvl 4 vs lvl 7 , unfair

  • SO GOOD!

  • Same as what FallenxAngel said except take out taylor lautner and that movie would have died...

  • YAY ROWLING!!

  • Wild snorlax appears!

  • lol this is SOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.....I am both a HUGE Harry Potter AND Twilight fan. I can't choose any one out of 'em. They're both just so mesmerizing to me. Can anyone come up with suggestions?? I would REALLY appreciate your help...........:'(

  • If Meyer had written HP, Harry's parents would come back to life halfway through the first book.

  • @hockeyfan202 Meyer doesn't have the brains to write something amazing as Harry Potter. Just look at her characters' names. So usual and boring. Besides, she wouldn't be able to come up with an amazing storyline such as HP.

  • I was sure that Rowling would use "Plot Devices" and it would be super effective!

  • Rowling used MASTERPIECE NOVELS!

    Rowling maxed out her stats!

  • I love HP and the one book thats actually good in the twilight series is midnight sun which´s not even finished!! HP rules

  • ...hit the snowflake in the bottom right corner. Just do it.

  • Stephen King critique should have been a one hit KO

  • Rowling is equivalent to ARCEUS or EVEN MORE

  • @Blazekin36 Rowling would be like... a Garchomp! an EV trained Garchomp with a moveset of Brilliant character creation/interaction, Fantastic allusion to history (Flammel,*sp?* Nazi Germany comparisons), Foreshadowing (Snape/Lily plot alluded in PoA, Graveyard scene alludes to horcruxes etc.) and Kick-ass, way better romance (Ron/Hermione :)) With a held item of A Very Potter Musical that makes all the moves have an extra effect! LMAO!!! I'm not a biased nerd at all.

  • that is AWESOME

  • Lol. Myer used writing skills. It's not very effective. Made me lmfao

  • yu cnt really compare the 2 of them bcuz twilight is mor 4 romantic n iz aimed mainly 4 gerls n hp is mor of an adventure type mainly 4 boys so it really depemds on wat type of book/movie yur into

  • @mightfq No, plenty of girls like Harry Potter. (such as me) And have you even read Harry Potter? It's a romance. It's a comedy. It's a drama. It's adventure. It's mystery. It's amazing.

  • @mightfq wtf learn to type. Harry Potter is for everyone

  • @mightfq Learn how to spell. dnt tlk lyke dis cuz its annoying. Twilight is a horrible romance. J.k. Rowling wrote a chapter FAR more romantic that 4 books. Pixar did a better job in 8 minutes. Harry Potter is aimed for both genders, not just boys. If it was for boys why would one of the main characters be a girl?

  • @mightfq GTFO. Learn to spell, punctuate, read proper structured stories and think of a better and relevant argument before you spill your stupidity on the internet, especially in front of all of these epic HP fans. 'Nuff said.

  • harry frkn potter! :D

  • I get that their levels are the amount of books they've written, but what's the 12 and 2 mean?

  • lmao....this video. HP FANS CAN SUCK IT!

    jk i love both why can't we have a world where both exist without all this drama. They are two DIFFERENT series that both got famous. Don't make us bring a lord of the rings fan in here. Let's see who's original then.

    ps.Ron is sexy <3

  • there is no Rowling vs meyer. theres only Rowling.

  • they both lose because they both are highly overrated....

    ...Oh yea I just went there.

    inb4 hipster.

  • @Th3Skull3r thank you!

  • whoever made this is epic.

  • Why isn't Rowling level 100?!

  • @bubbleboss1022 She should be level 394.

  • I DID IT!!! First they trew bottles at me and then the security trow me out and took my camera and call my parents BUT IT WAS WORTH IT! I'm stil grounded but who cares I'll put the video on when they give me back my camera ;D

  • @eowyn972 You seriously are the most awesome person alive. Much respect. :)

  • @Roseforever84 thank you :D 

  • @eowyn972 lol Damn those Twi-tards!!! It would've been funny if you shouted that then yelled disapparate, spinning on the spot and running out XD Also You should've thrown the bottles back at them. Hell I would've threw my shoes if I had to. *claps hand* Kudos man, kudos.

  • @808SAYNEEIKAKOULA801 hahahaha too bad I didn't think of that 

  • Rock on!

    

  • YES!

    

  • I don't understand, why do people compare The Twilight Saga and HP? I mean, both have a completely different plot line, and are amazing.

    So please, quit complaining because both are as amazing as ever.

  • I just had a 2 hour argument with my girlfriend over the phone about Harry Potter vs. Twillight xD. Twillight why you so superficial, illiterate, inconsequential, and kind of creepy?

  • Amazing! Very, very funny (and true) :)

  • the fuck..

  • rowling all the way thumbs up if u agree

  • Is it weird that I like both Twilight & Harry Potter?

  • @EatCakeItsGoodYum no me too but i like harry potter more

  • @EatCakeItsGoodYum very lmao

  • @EatCakeItsGoodYum,

    No, its not. Even I love both of 'em.

  • Rowling is a brave writer when it comes to the stories she tells, she is willing to take chances.

    While Meyer, as shown in "Breaking Dawn" is a coward, incapable of giving us a single moment of true, heartfelt, irreversible tragedy, and instead going for stupid fairy-tale "happily ever after" resolutions and endings.

  • Rowling hands down amazing books ... Also the movies are great i can watch them over and over over all the numbers are solid h.p smashes twillight in the box office and book sales

  • @diewis1498 um not true. Stfu cos u dk wtf u talking abt.

  • Harry Potter is about believing and standing up for yourself…Twilight is about having a boyfriend.

  • @TheBakerm Yeah, you keep pretending that Harry Potter has artistic merit either. I think what Harry Potter fans hate so much about Twihards is that it's just too damn much like looking into a mirror.

  • Lol its funny watching twilight fans struggling to come up with a single reason why twilight is better than HP

    But seriously twilight fans are mostly fat and or emo chicks that have about the same amount of intelligence as the life forms on the bottom of a dirty sneaker

  • I'd like to point you in the direction of reasoning with vampires, a tumblr that points out every grammatical error in twilight, or the Alex Day reads twilight series by nermon, in which he completely mocks the shit out of it. :) Keep calm and Potter on y'all!

  • I may not be the biggest Potter fan ever but I have to admit that Harry Potter is WAY BETTER than that Twilight saga!

  • Twilight rules harry potter sucks

  • @ETCT12 You Know Nothing... :)

    5 Reason Why, Teenagers Getting Pregnant Are Better Then Harry Potter :) Do Tell Im Sure We'd All Like To Know.

  • @ETCT12 Give me 3 reasons, SMART ONES! No "The guys are hotter" or "The story is romantic" bullshit ( I probably just took away one or two of your answers )

  • @ETCT12 Give me 5 reasons why? And none of that "the guys are hotter, the books are shorter, the movies are shorter, It's in America, They have normal names" bullshit either. I bet I just named all the things you were going to say, didn't I?

  • Ahum..

    MEYER'S BETTER!

  • @PuddingPinda Give 5 reasons why.

  • @PuddingPinda Is she richer than the Queen of England? Is she one of the richest people on Earth because of her pheonomal books and movies? Does she have the top series of all time beating out James Bond? Does her books have amazing heart wretching story lines? Amazing actors and actresses? A website? NO. Therefor J.k. Rowling's better.

  • OK here's the deal:

    JK Rowling: wrote a completely original and imaginative story that captured millions of people of all ages.

    Stephanie Meyer: copied Vampire Diaries and wrote a story that didn't become popular until hot actors joined the cast.

    now tell me; who is better now?

  • AWESOME!!! Harry Potter rocks and twilight sucks like normal!

  • I love the twilight books series. And actually relate far more to the main character in twilight. But my god. Twilight has nothing on Harry potter. The Harry potter book series is unbelievable, and the film Series too.

  • ROWLING FTW!!!

  • Rowling Used POTTERMORE: IT'S REKILL EFFECTIVE!!!

  • I shed a tear at the end of the last Harry Potter movie, because it felt a like a big part of my childhood had just ended. I've read the books several times over through my teen years and I'll still be reading them in my twenties and thrities. Twilight is popular now, sure, but give it five years or so. It could never hold up to the legend that Harry Potter will become.

  • Funny how Twitards defend just by saying "HP sux omggg, Twlight ROXX!!!111one, and I HATE HARRY POTTER!"

    As for us Potterheads, we simply need to say, "Troll! Troll on the Youtube page! Though you'd out to know." And everyone would understand the joke.

    And Twihards: you're no fandom. A fandom embodies every aspect of what you like. Y'all complain how Potterheads pick on the fact Edward sparkles.

    Go ahead and retaliate by saying Voldemort doesn't have a nose because we agree with you.

    WEAK.

  • @VaryuPon You, my friends, are bad ass. Power to the Potterheads!!

  • Guys. Twilight HAS a theme park, and not just one. They're called forests.

  • @snilyshipper lmao

  • wow stepheny meyer is really ugly here O.O

  • Gold is over 9000

  • Awesome!

  • thumbs up if you want me to go to watch breaking dawn and in the middle of it yell "FUCK THIS HP RULZZ!"

  • @eowyn972 you'll probably get screamed at by little pathetic twilight fangirls. HP for the win those books are the best!!!

  • @yoleeisbored hahah don't care i've already bought the ticket for this saturday i'm going and i'm gonna do this ;D

  • @eowyn972 lol i feel so sorry for the guys that have been dragged by their gfs and forced to watched twilight shit i mean really 80% of the viewers were females while the poor 20% were forced to watch a stupid cheesy movie that has the most unoriginal plot ever

  • @yoleeisbored yeah poor guys I'd never do something like that I think there should be some kind of law aginst that

  • @eowyn972 yeah i soo agree with you

  • @yoleeisbored

    Don't feel sorry for all of them XD My best friend is a guy and we spent the entie movie making fart noises whenever Cullen came on screen. Money well spent when we saw the dirty looks we were being given on the way out.

  • @LovinTheDharma hahahahahahaha lol

  • @eowyn972 Please bring a camera with you and put it up

    on youtube.

    xD

  • @Xxcupcake522xx Of course! xP

  • @eowyn972

    Lmao.

    xD

  • @eowyn972 For a second I forgot what this video was and thought you meant HP Lovecraft.

    I mean you're still RIGHT but holy shit Lovecraft would WRECK Meyer.

  • @eowyn972 so Meyer wrote the Twilight Series XD you know someone hasnt watched or read Twilight if they dont know who wrote XD

  • @eowyn972 Do not forget to dressed up like harry potter. lol

  • @zeeshankhokhar lol I don't think they would let me in like that

  • How can Meyers use writing skills? She has snone.

  • Stephanie Meyers must be related to Michael Meyers, because she kills people by them reading twilight

  • Go JK Rowling!

  • Meyer looks exacly like peter pettigrew...

  • Werewolves will eat Meyer before she even manages to kiss J.K.'s feet.

  • FUCK BREAKING DAWN

  • People why must we all compare Harry Potter and Twilight? Harry Potter is story that built upon complex sub-stories with lots of background details, where as Twilight is just simply true love- crazy and complicated in it's own way. Both are great stories just one is for people how like action and one is for people who are in love with an idea of love that doesn't really exist anymore. Can we just agree that they are completely different and don't need to be compared?

  • @topazcullen109 Yeah.

    There's no comparison. Twilight is shit and Harry Potter is literary gold.

    End debate.

  • @TheWitchdoctr AGREE. I hated twilight movie , I loved HP Book and movies. So sad it has cone to an end well movie wise I heard JK might do other HP books in the future.

  • @TheWitchdoctr come*

  • That's like comparing God to a delusional thriteen-year-old girl! (Sorry about the analogy. It's not very good, but was the best I could come up with in little time.)

    JK Rowling kicks Stephanie Meyer's ass any day.

  • is NOT fair 2 compare JK Rowling and Meyer, we all know JK Rowling is 8 zillion times better !

  • I love them both..I hate all this hatred >.<

  • Meyer isn't even qualified to wipe JK's ass.

  • What the hell did I just watch? It was both strange and amazing. GO ROWLING!

  • anyone agree : our 2 face things - harry potter and pokemon

  • I don't get why people compare HP and Twilight. They're completely different books and genres, and Stephanie Meyer is nowhere near Jo Rowling's ability; there's no competition, literally. The only thing they have in common is the similarly rabid fanbases.

  • Comparing Twilight and Harry Potter is like comparing shit with gold... Harry Potter is 100% pure gold.

  • writing skills? What writing skills? Meyer's HAS no writing skills.If she did,her vamps and werewolvs would make more sense.Besides,Jacob is no real werewolf.He's more like an animagus cuz he transforms at will.Werewolves transform under the full moon.And DAMMIT I know this has been burned out,but it stilll needs saying.Vampires don't fucking sparkle!Nosferatu, Lost boys and Lestat/Louis/Armand/Marius/etc ALL THE WAY here!

  • Forget Rowling (no offence I'm just trying to make a point, I DO NOT HATE ROWLING! Who could?) ERIC CARLE (The guy who wrote The Hungry Caterpillar) is a better writer than Stephenie Meyer! Seriously, who graduated Nursery without reading his books? LOL but my point still stands!

  • @Abominatrix650 i have no clue what u just said

  • @orlagh242 I was basically saying that even children's books are better than the Twilight series

  • @Abominatrix650 agreed

  • @orlagh242 Hope that helps

  • Rowling hands down !! Her books birthed films that are right up there with the Star Wars Series .. Twilight may be popular but it nothing more then a poppy teenage dream.. Until there is a Twilight Amusement Park ... I am going to have to Say Rowling..

  • @Kenzbabiesmama Atleast Rowling is dedicated enough to flow with the story and trust in the elements instead of projecting her own personal feelings. Bella's daughter getting imprinted by pedowolf just to make him get her too just reeks of wet dream. Rowling actually killed off people she personally liked just because the story flowed better that way.

  • @Kenzbabiesmama What could you do at a Twilight theme park? Get "sparkled?"

  • @DogGirl420 LOL!

  • @DogGirl420 LOL!!

  • Go ROWLING! Meyer is rubbish and can't write. I love when jk shows her a dracula book Xd

  • @kaladevirulez

    Dracula book?

  • @kaladevirulez

    oh...

  • Stephanie Meyer is a shitty writer

  • @MyBloodyValentine011 Of course.

  • @MetroidJunkie2007 honestly, I doubt she even has any degree in language arts or literature considering she has poor sentence structure and terrible usage of words and repetition. not to mention her lacking knowledge on vampire reaction to sunlight. THEY.DON'T SPARKLE. they die in the sunlight. -_-

  • @MyBloodyValentine011 You can't exactly call into question just because she interprets vampires in a different way. Besides, she shows incompetence in much better ways, like London having a sewer system outside its appropriate timeline.

  • @MyBloodyValentine011 My thoughts exactly.

  • Harry Potter was written for kids, originally, and intentionally. Yes, they grew as her readership did. Which is a very, very good thing, because that very simply makes them memorable.

  • @Leechesliketosuck The later moves definitely aren't, though. Not my daughter, you BITCH!

  • @MetroidJunkie2007 Actually the later books are as well. When Molly called Bellatrix a bitch, it's also in the book!

  • @MetroidJunkie2007 The 7th book had that line as well.

  • @Leechesliketosuck not like Pokemon. 1997: 10-year old ash ketchum is dreaming of becoming the worlds greatest pokemon trainer. 5 regions, 40 badges and 30 legendaries later in 2011: 10-year old ash ketchum is dreaming of becoming the worlds greatest pokemon trainer.

  • You can't compare Meyer with Jk silly its so obvious that Jk is a better writer and more creative. Love tis byt he way :)

  • @imgood2023 But of course.

  • Rowling will beat Meyer ANY DAY. 

  • Twilight and Harry Potter are two completely different things. I don't understand why they are compaired-their only similarity is that they're popular books, made into movies. Meyer's writing style may be on a lower level, but you have to remember that it was written for preteens. I am a Potterhead, but I have to give Meyer props: she did achieve a lot in writing her saga. Stop hating based on what books people read. What ever floats your boat.

  • @1234ovk Thank you i couldn't agree more! :)

  • Look at the levels! It's how many books each of them has written.

  • @kddoupnik Rowling has written more than 7 books, like Quidditch Through the Ages, Tales of Beedle the Bard, and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

  • @innoccence575 Sorry, I didn't know that until yesterday when I read a

    biography!

  • Well, im just going to say meyers said weezing and rowling said alakazam.

  • J.K Rowling all the way!

  • One word: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Meyer uses writing skills... it isn't very effective. Lol!

  • ROWLING TOTTALLYYY

  • YEA!

  • I can't understand how girls can like the twilight novels, there are so sexist

  • @AustriaDictator :L im a girl and i detest Twilight i mean, the werewolves are just normal wolves, at least Lupin LOOKS like a werewolf is supposed to look like :L and dont get me started on the gay sparkling vampires

  • It's over 9,000?

  • YES! ^_^ JKR is a million times better than Stephenie Meyer. Her writing style mimics that of bad fan fiction.

    amazing vid!!

  • WAIT, Rowling is a woman!? Whatta flying fuck..

  • @Curseco omg ikr i thought it was a dude but then i was like i really want his autograph and my sister was like "you mean she?" and i was like no he right? then she was like "no its a girl" 0_______0

  • @Curseco JK stand for... Joanne Kathleen Rowling

    her publishing company changed her name on the cover of the book because they were afraid that if boys knew it was written by a woman they wouldnt read it