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  • firefox !!!

  • no i znowu bill GEJts

  • its bill! and i'm glad they leave him alone in this area! I'm sure he gets bombarded with all sorts of recommendations from all sorts of backstage folks suggesting to him to maybe "spruce up your image thingy" I could imagine bill telling them to just "buzz off!" i like a person comfortable, and bill never looks comfortable in a suit to me! He's fine, thanks for the post wert180

  • billy boy needs a clothing assistant. stat!

  • you know he always did, and we wouldn't have him any other way! a true geek don't give a hoot about that stuff!

  • I'll look forward into the meaning of this subject of bill gates, mix06.

  • you know what i have noticed about him, he doesnt like to spend money on himself ,,, no body gurd when he got spashed with a cacke in his face, and his clothes , if u notice his ring on his interview not on this one the one with MAC, its a very very normal gold SKINNY marriage ring, but heyy,

  • I'm a Mac user and a woman and I'm neither allergic to Bill Gates nor to his products. I even like my PC. Weird, isn't it???;-)

  • Vista owns dear.

  • i wonder what would it feels like to have all the money of the world?

  • ROFL is misspell it all bad LOOOL

  • You feel, you feel, shit, what do you feel when you have all the money of the world?

  • hmmm i know! reporters every day (when you take a dump or masturbate XD) when you enter a CEO conference or etc. you get a pie in the face (look up on youtube bill gates get owned) and other NICE good XDDD

  • needs more snipers.

  • Bill Gate received Dortoral Degree from Harvard University where he dropped out when he was 19 to make his dream come true by created the new innovation that we called " Computer " and he is Microsoft's founder where is the most influence company in the world. I admired everything he had done. He is an initial and creative engineer and of course he is business man that's why he have to think about the profit sometimes.

    Anyway I think Bill Gate is a genius , incredible and truely icon

  • Women are allergic to bill gates and his products.

  • but you know they want his penis. He can pimp slap ur partner

  • fuck you bill gates & microsoft.u.s.a teroriste.deep goverment.

  • He ´s a winner and you are a loser!!

  • That's why I love Bill and hate Steve. Bill is sense, Steve is about marketing.

  • ok to sell something then u must not be shy look at shake hes pathetic show courage and talk seriously Steve is way better

  • Bill Gates couldn't care less how much time and productivity is lost on Microsoft's inferior products.

  • how can sum1 that ugly av that much cash ha

  • Hmmm maybe its not about the face but about the brains!

  • Nicely said!

  • Bill Gates is okay,a nice guy....but Steve Ballmer is really REALLY GAY!

  • Is not jelausy just so hard?

  • He doesn't have autism, he has undiagnosed (pubically) asperger's syndrome

  • Goool!

  • This video is so sad.... or should i say Bill is so sad.... the only he can humor the crowd is by making fun of himself. The dude is just not funny!! you would think with all the money he has he could find someone to write him a better script...

  • what does it matter if he is funny or not, he is winning. maybe if u were more serious u too would be a winner.

  • hehe yea, bill gates does hallarious videos. theres the one where he is in the doom game and blows up monster with a shotgun while he's talking and the napoleon dynamite one. f'in laughed my ass off!

  • lol. funny.

  • That is the single most powerful man on the planet

  • i hate people who judge things before even trying it.

  • macs are good, but the only problem with people who buy macs is that they are really snoody. seriously, it like the hybrid cars episode on south park. all the mac people want to do when they get it is do photo editing and smell their own farts.

  • I rather have bill gates around, mac makes people gay, seriously. stay away from those crappy ass machines. if the software doesnt have an "I" before it, they dont run it

  • Dame. I wonder what the word would look like without Bill Gates. Would the Macintosh users be running us now and would we be still complaining about our operating systems? Or would we have another problems in our minds right now?

    Something tells me that we would not be missing Bill Gates.

  • i agree totaly. i saw that movie pirates of silicon valley somewhere might have been a friends house, and if i saw the movie correctly, i believe, bill gates bought a computer from some other guy who had it working but wasnt planning on doing anything with it. and i believe steve jobs and apple made there computer from the ground up, and was not bought off of some guy. so the moral of my story is....i agree with you taht bill gates woudnt be missed.

  • his keynotes are boring as hell, they don't compare at all to the excitement of Steve Jobs at any keynote or interview

  • Nice to see someone as powerful as Gates still has his feet planted on the ground--he can poke fun at himself. You would never see Steve Jobs take a hit...his ego would never allow it.

    Good for you, Mr. Gates!

  • imagine seeing him on the street, you would not believe that that's the richest man in the world! O_O

  • awesome dude!

  • bill gates is a smart guy bit he should have stuck to computers, i think xbox's r really bad

  • Xbox rules dude.

  • loolooool he like youtube too kooolll

  • wow bill has a lot of money, he can buy lots of chocolates mmmm

  • Steve Jobs can't keep up with Gates - He PWNS

  • having all that money and still know you gonna die. ITS UNFAIR.

  • auto-pwnage

  • yes.. I'm an Apple user, Steve is great, he's an innovator, a genius... but Bill has money.. a lot of money... :D

  • he has about half of the charisma of steve jobs

  • bill gates is however twice as smart as steve jobs

  • hahaahaha

    not even the half.

  • Mr. Gates all i want from you is your knoledge!!! not money!!!! think about it people...

  • wikipedia.org and french ass holes

  • "We are very excited about" he always says that...

  • umm steve jobs is saying that all the time as well ^^

  • ok...lol

  • Steve Jobs is just as bad with "Oh, and one more thing"

  • Yeah, that's right :D

  • Damn, I want to be that rich!! He is the richest man on earth, and he won't get plastic surgery for his old, wrinkly ugly, crunchy face?? lol

  • dude I almost pissed when I read that.

  • I can't believe that I said that 5 months ago! How superficial!!!

  • lmao

    

  • he had more than 50billion at one point, his donations are tax based

  • http://youtube.com/watch?v=m_K­Cup37ktk

    ^

    Spread the word.

  • I appreciated seeing it. Thanks.

  • Now that was funny. Did they not think people would post videos making fun of him?

  • lol, I don't think that they, or he cares!! Shit, if I had that money, I wouldn't give a shit what people said or did to make fun of me!! lol

  • Bill Gates inner thoughs "yes!! more money!!!"

  • Bill Gate needs to give me $3M :P That rich ass bastard

  • oh. mister bugs, this is the video when he invented the Web 2.0, hahaha!  Loser.

  • Money really makes people laugh...I see an intelligent nurd

  • He may be a rich ass nerd, but he sure as hell isn't ever going to have to worry about anything for the rest of his life!!

  • HAIL GATES

  • kljljkljkljkl

  • Is Bill about to buy YouTube? Should Google Video be scared? ;)

  • Hahaha, what a fag...

  • the audio sucks major effing ascs. thanks for the unintelligble audio, you prix.

  • OK, first off I'm NOT fond of MSFT. But from a SW POV IMO Apple is even worse because they force you to buy their hardware to run their OS. At least Microsoft follows an Open architecture and being consistant, not a bunch of incompetible overpriced closed architecture that Apple decided to drop and screw loyal customers. Fine, x86 is ugly, but at least it was flexible.

  • I think it's cool that he can make fun of himself..lol...besides, he dosent care if anyone talks crap or makes fun of him. Hes too rich to care.

  • go youtube!!!! <(~~)>

    

  • check out this new THE DUMBEST SHIT EVER episode, its truly the dumbest shit ever,or at least close to it.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=b8p sO7jfjeA 

  • http://www.gatesfoundation.org­/default.htm

  • All you haters need to shut up. Bill Gates donated billions to finding a cure for AIDS, so in the long run he's helping you get laid.

  • WWW.EXECUTIONFILM.COM

    

  • Dude don't make fun of bill gates he made the xbox

  • another episode of THE DUMBEST SHIT EVER: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_M3­TUKlSm9A

  • bill gates should share more of his wealth. check out www.executionfilm.com to see something that is groundbreaking. you can also search videos for execution here and see the short but powerful trailer.

  • I guess donating over 50% of his wealth which is over 15billion dollars is not enough. Please, go shoot yourself.

  • theres a sequal to that crappy stick figure vid where the guy wave and yells, HI, IM A JACKASS. Here it is:http://youtube.com/watch?v=­AhOqMt05WUE

  • If you compare him with Steve Jobs while presenting a new product , this guy's a punk ass bitch. AMEN.

  • anyone see the video when gates ran up to the stage like a girl to promote fight night 3

  • bill gates is my hero, he is the wind beneath my wings

  • haha, that's awesome

  • er lol i really dont give a crap about all this technical windows crap i just wanted to point out that you would think the richest man on eart would have a better fashion sense......

  • most people who big up 'nix have 12 hours spare to configure it with custom drivers etc to get all their hardware running. most people who big up 'doz have other things to do.

  • i think we should have a 'hug a bill' day. spread the love dudes, computer IC's and information, not guns and bombs... 'we all need a uniform!'

  • most people who praise windows dont know shit. really, in comparison to all the other OS's, windows sux major balls.

  • does any one care about video "quality" any more.ok,so its bill gates.was this shot in analog? did you ever hear of critical" focusing" your shot before you shoot?Content people,thats what it's all about.if you don't try to do a good job,why should anyone care what you shot.

    by the way,what happened to the " related video" option?

  • scr4ew you geys firefox owns

  • a

  • FEATURE ME IN STEAD OF THIS SHIT

  • Bill Gates owns.

  • yes, firefox is oh so hilarious.

  • i just suddenly though wouldn't be hilarious if the tech guy opened up firefox instead of IE6 to browse youtube?

  • Bill has donated literally BILLIONS of dollars to countless charity organization and medical research for things like AIDS and cancer. I think his OS is awesome. Works for me perfectly. I have never had a problem with windows. Hes a nice guy. How can bash somone like Gates over a problem you had with a computer, which you could have fixed if you knew anything about computers.

  • I think he has a good sense of humour - not ashamed to take laugh at himself

  • Well look at that, bill knows all about youtube.com. I hope he saw my entries

  • andrewquis:

    You are dumb if you think he had over 20 billion dollars of taxes to pay. Face it, Bill Gates is a philantrophist so stop hating the guy. He is doing the world a big favor. You don't see Steve Jobs doing anything for charity. Get your facts straight before you go on bashing someone.

  • Proof that youtube doesn't randomly select it's features?

    Astounding!

  • He is not funny, he is a nerd. Watch any other documentary or an interview, he doesn't know how to catch the audience. There was probably a PR team behind this one.

  • Which as much money as he has if he tells you to laugh you better laugh!

  • I hate him so much...

  • lol oh bill

  • i can't understand him

    the sound is not clearly enough and my english is not perfect

  • He's a helluva Businessman. But lame as hell

  • you know he was given the option of paying his taxes vs donating to charity. Charity was cheaper, so it's really just an extravagant tax evasion

  • I respect bill, hes a funny and smart guy, and he made big bucks with it...

    Although the audio sucked :D

  • wat a cool guy man

    he's funny dude

  • hey very cool

  • Lol ownt by youtube, although yeah he does have a sense of humour, I do respect the guy aswell. Good on him.

  • he is the richest man in the world yet does not totally waste money on none sense... he's a big charity guy...

    unlike most rich people and those extravagant stars who would spend a million dollars for their dog and not even a single cent to those people who cant even eat once a day.

    hehehehe.. what a nice guy

  • hehe this is the first time i hear Bill gates talk :P and no disrespect to this man but he is the richest man in the world, he looks like a nerd ;)

  • I cant hear what's being said cos of reverb? Can you type it up?

  • He’s genius and generous,LMAO

  • Bill gates is as good as it gets. Mac wasn't inovative enough so Bill Gates took charge! In your faces! LMAO

  • bill gates will be my husband...o yes...better watch out miss gates muuuuuuaaa hahaha..hehe

  • I think its, runs like a girl.

  • He DOES!!!! HE DOES LOOK LIKE A GIRL!

  • Dude, Mac OSX always fails on me.

  • hahahaha very funny comments guys...

  • Bill Gates is anything but innovative, whoever it was on here who has read a Gates biography knows that Mr.Gates has copied mac on several occasions.In the beginning Microsloth copied the MAC GUI.

    Now they want to make a big thing out of global system searching

    and "little icons that resemble the actual document" like the MAC

    has had for years. Way to go Bill.

    PS:fagmo im not a hypocrite im on a mac

  • My new hp pc i bought on 12/30/05 with newest version of xp media really sucks. It crashes a lot and the windows explorer wont stay open for over two minutes. I hate being given flashy new software when they just perfected the original xp. Dammmit Bill, do something about this!

  • Maybe you have a virus, or you deleted a file

    that didn't need to be deleted.

    One day I did some snooping on my computer

    (I think I have the same version as you,

    do you have a D processor?) and let's just say I deleted to much stuff ,and well I have to suffer the consequences ( my computer restarts itself each time I log into my account).

  • yeah, that happened to me on two computers because i must've did something wrong. it's some kind of virus or something.

  • I have a question. What would you do if you were Bill Gates of today?

  • Well, fagmo, people resent the way microsoft dominates the market.

  • hey idiot.. I'm guessing you don't use Windows then? What do you have, a Macintosh? That'd be pretty laughable

  • how so? Windows is fucking garbage, ABSOLUTELY OBSOLETE in comparison to Mac OSX. hell, most Windows users will tell you that.

  • everyone who knocks on bill gates is probably using windows

    fkn hypocrites.

  • he's actually a really smart guy

    i enjoying reading biographies on famous people so decided who other than one of the richest people in the world

    and i think it's inspiring on how he just started to work with computers and soon enough he pretty much made what they are now

    that's pretty much what i wanna do when i get older, own a company and make millions

  • he took a software that he didn't even develop, and sold it to IBM. OMG FUCKIN' GENIUS.

  • he is the best!!!he rocks!!!

  • People have no reason to hate Bill Gates on such a personal level ...

  • Can't even understand him - this is crap

  • that was off the chain!!

  • lol why does something go wrong everytime gates tries to do a keynote?

  • what is he saying?

  • hahah thats awesome

  • I never can pay attention to lectures like these...

  • Are you sure that this nerdy guy is a multi billionare? He probably did steal the idea. Who knows how those nerdy minds work.

  • He can't exactly steal an idea if it is patened, so apparently he just patened the idea

    before the other person could, therefore

    there was no stealing involved =), and yes

    he is a multi-billionare.

  • I FUCKING HATE BILL THE BITCH

    I WILL FUCK HIM UP THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP

    

  • I love bill gates =]

  • hahah YOU TUBE!!

  • Steve Jobs > Bill Gates

  • ROCKON YOUTUBE!!!!

    I may have a Mac, but I still like Bill.

  • bill surfing youtube... WICKED!

  • He is an idol for those fellow nerds----not me.

  • ok  good

  • I believe Bill stole the idea to make windows from the guy who made mac. Anyway why were they showing youtube at the end? lol

  • So what if you steal something that someone already stole?

  • i wasnt able to get one word of what was said there

  • wow looks a tid bit to much like Steve Jobs keynote he has done for years.

  • MS is JUNK! DIE M$ AND YOUR ILLEGAL MONOPOLIZING EMPIRE!

  • Bill Gates thank you for everything you've invented. You ROCK!

  • bill gates its my hero

  • He's my hero for creating xbox

  • lol he didnt create xbox... Seamus Blackley did. :)

  • Lol,Yeah he's nice.

  • bill gates is smart, i mean windows, look, your probably running it now (not by choice) he found a need and filled it, he is rich because of it, i cant blame him for that, im sure he runs his "own" version of windows at home. The only issue i have with MS, is the monolopy type stuff, and the fact that they want windows on everything, and vista has some tough hardware requirements

  • coo yo