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  • Lamp: 151 people why are you doing this to me?

  • 1:10 he said ''seven'' in french! he can do it come on Lamp

  • lamp is a guy

    samus is a girl

    they use the character samus for lamp

    imagine lamp going into zero suit form...awkward

  • Lamp you retard.

  • Is it just me, or does it seem like Lamp is like Caboose?

  • @AnonGamerElDiablo definitely not there both just the 2 funny/retard characters in futuristic power armor

  • The captions at 1:23 say "I can't handle the president"

  • @Aggron24 it's at 1:20 don't listen to this madman

  • Shippiddge;

    Almost as random as Rubberfruit.

  • 0:09 What do you mean director of education?

    That doesn't exist!

  • i feel bad for link but lamp is awesome

  • when i grow up and have kids, i'll show this to them!!

  • Its Lamp your friendly neighbourhood spiderman

    LOL

  • Lamp: (from first season) I CAN COUNT TO FIVE!!!

  • Uh...uh..uhmmmm....s-...si-...­SKIP THIS ONE. XD

  • how does he know words with more than 2 syllables like volunteer or regardless, but can't count past five? that's what I want to know.

  • I used to be able to count, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @Reyninthedesert You suck.

  • why does the same person have the top two comments?

    

  • The guy kinda sounds like Kwing.

  • Check tag . . . Education? o3o;;

  • 5 Se.... Se....

    7 se... se... sex! lol

  • @Becca93814 Okay, DON'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO LAMP!!!

  • True to Smashtasm, Lamp indeed can count to 5. :O

    Good to know theres some sort of continuity in all this. :U

    ... :L

    Lamp! :U

  • Shipp should totally make these into gmods!

  • press 3 for who r u guys and ness X3 suiside

  • I subscribed because of Lamp.

  • press 6 real fast and hie'll say sex!

  • Link. What. Hi. Blarrrrrrr lol

  • XD I ove Lamp

  • thats how i count...

  • Whaaaat? I'M A FIRING MY LAZERS, BBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­! 1:39

  • 148 people got blasted by lamp

  • Uh,Yup! Lamp needs to learn to count! *wheezing laugh*

  • Hi Whah?[explosion]

  • All your lamp are belong to us

  • he said hi the blasted the crap outta him lmao XDDD

  • category:education lol

  • samas is a woman :O

  • @MrMikel85 but lamp isnt!

  • XD

  • 146 people missed the like button and click the dislike button

  • 0:52 Link: Why do you need me for this?

    Lamp: Meow.

  • @iLuiChannelLuigi1 most epic line in the video

  • Your weird Lamp. This is for two year olds. I LOVE IT! LoL. Lamp is my favorite character.

  • Link:I'm SCARD

    lol

  • lamp: link

    link: what?

    Lamp: (Fires laser)

    MY FAVOURIT PPART

  • @shadowario Hell no! He's mine!

  • cocaine and to help me can't all need forty

  • Lol Lamp is awesome.

  • One hundred and forty-si... forty-s... forty.. uh... I'll skip this one, they disliked it anyway...

  • lol so funny!

  • O_O ... XD XD XD XD

    Funny as hell, man!

  • *Transcribe audio*

    Lamp- "Many kids for you guys"

    O.o secret message?

  • Lamp stupidity remdinds my of Caboose from Red Vs. Blue

  • lmao the transcriptions" many kids for you guys"

  • now i know how to count to seve

  • lamp can ONLY count to 5 xD

  • make a series out of this xD

  • "Why do you need me for this?!!"

    "meow"

  • Make a learning time with lamp show.

  • Okay, I just realized something. Any of you know what Red vs. Blue is? Do you know who Caboose is? Well, I'm seeing some similarities between him and Lamp. Absolutely stupid, and their names are both random nouns. I'm thinking conspiracy,

  • I got bored and typed lamp.

  • meow

  • this Link is almost as whiney as Link is in nevet1212's twilight princess abridge

  • I can count to five!

  • poor link

  • What's a PSA?

    

  • @easley4663 public service announcement

  • @VidGaMeR555 Thanks

  • You bring disrespect to Samus. Shame. On. You. But it was funny. >:( ;)

  • Samus is a man ???

  • @DDXADD - No, Samus is a woman. But this scene is a machinima, so you can take any character and consider them as completely different characters. So, in this case, Samus is now Lamp, and Lamp is a man.

  • YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDERMAN

  • Meow!

    Si-siii-siiiiiiiiiic-skip this one.

    Link... Hi!

    Wha-

    BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARG.

  • lol he killed link

  • 0:53 Meow!

  • i liked the part where he said OKAY!

  • @the ending

    IMA FIRING MAH LAZ0R!

    BLLLLAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

  • He Doesn't Say Six Or Seven Because when he began to say it It sounded Like "Content Deleted Due To Sexual Induendo"

  • 145 people quit school.....

    

  • aww so close to counting to 10 Lamp

    keep trying :3

  • forty world rabbi are you ready length alright kids and let's go monitoring matrix meow floor flying sit dot let's do this one standard the set the why are you doing this to me why are you doing this to me link you know i can't handle the president you'll probably hear link all length disappeared political instability going on playing true what

  • hide their kids i'm lamp your friendly neighborhood spider man when the director of education asked me to do a p_s_a_ for you all it was drugged i mean really drunk and even though he was asking me anything in fact i don't think he has been anything at all you probably didn't even exist regardless aren't going to keep him on how to count many kids for you guys cocaine and to help me can't all needed

  • "W-Why do you need me for this?"

    "Meow!"

  • I CAN COUNT TO FIVE!!!

    more references. To season ONE!!

  • Lamp: 1. 2. 3!

    Link: Why do you need me for this!?!

    Lamp: Meow! 4!

  • Is he counting time or numbers...?

  • Lamp: 1! 2! 3!

    Link: Why do you need ME for this?!

    Lamp: Meow!

    ...Lamp stole my line. Meow is MY word :P

  • OMG LOL. xDD

    Best video...

    EVER. 8D

  • Ooh.. I'm so high. ;D

  • MEOW

  • Isn't samus a girl...?

    

  • @TheXYOmega yes but this is from a series called smashtasm i dont know how to explain it all the way so just go watch it... do it... are you watching it? are you?

  • @TheXYOmega Samus is a girl, yes, but the characters are meerly representations of the players, who are the real characters....for example, in the first season, one of the characters is a female Ganondorf player. In this example, Lamp is a male Samus player.

  • @TheXYOmega Watch Smashtasm, they are playing an online brawl, and so this guy, Lamp, is playing as Samus.

  • link!

    wha-wha-tttttttttt??

    hi.

    ...............what?

    BLARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Thx to lamp i learned how to count Lamp would make excellent School teacher :D

  • why doese ness apper at random times? from episode1 oif melee smash tasm to now...

  • @fatfrissky because hes awesome xD

  • turn on transcriptable aduio

  • I learned a lot from this video, today I went to buy season 4,5 and 6 of DBZ, but I bought 7 instead of 6 and I was like "Link, why are you doing this to me?" to my brother

  • Starring: Lamp

    Link

    3 Nesses

  • THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MOST RANDOM VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!

  • lamp will be a main character in my upcoming sereis thanks for the character ship >=)

  • did aanyone notice in the first sesone at the end he said he can count to 5 and only 5!!

  • Best Parts:

    0:07

    0:09

    0:51

    0:59

    1:15

    1:35

  • @youcouldbeme2020 Did I say 0:9,I meant 0:29.

  • Kids commit suicide because they're not meant to be there...?

  • @Nooblet68 didnt ur mom ever tell you stay away from strangers?

  • @runixalphawave Didn't your brain work?

  • @Nooblet68 ...

    

  • @Nooblet68 what you should be asking is if i have one...

  • @runixalphawave You probably have shut it down now...

  • @Nooblet68 you still havent figured it out yet idiot?

  • @runixalphawave I know something is true when they say it themselves. Have a nice life, idiot...

  • @Nooblet68 your the one who hasent figured out why i said it...

  • @runixalphawave Because you did, maybez?

  • @Nooblet68 totally wrong,imagine you were ness

  • @Nooblet68 and i was your friendly neighborhood spider-man!

  • 4 things wrong with this video:

    1. How did Ness clone himself?

    2. When did Samus become a boy?

    3. When did Link learn to talk?

    4. And how did they go from one number to the other without moving?

    These people got some problems. ;)

  • @thegreenwolf777 youve got a problem,youre racist,just stop being so picky and just go with it

  • @runixalphawave Hello, it's a joke. Didn't you see the ;) at the end of it? What? I should of put a lol at the end of it to let people know I was joking?

  • @thegreenwolf777 it IS just a wink,its like,(CORNY JOKE)and *wink*,doesnt that seem strange?

  • i will randomly say meow at time in real life.

  • why would you name HER lamp?! HER real name is samus!!!!!!!!

  • @OliviaLPS It's a series, he's a different character.

  • @FlimzyViseren Hey this is my same account. Im the same person.

    Anywayz, I was just saying Lamp's real name is Samus.

    And i didnt know it waz a series.

  • lamp lol

  • 114 ppl: WHY DO U LIKE THIS?!

    me: Meow.

  • @themangakawolf 32 more people: BARK

  • @themangakawolf and 36 are retarded

  • Monitoring Matrix Meowth!

  • Lamp: 3!

    Link: W-Why do you need me for this?

    Lamp: Meow!

    One of my favorite parts. Uprate if you agree

  • The 144 People who dislike this cant even count to 144.

  • @WiiHaxTutorials lol i can count to 1quadrillon and i don't like it :P quad means 4 tri meand 3 bil means 2 mil meand 1 so quadrillon means the forth segment after trillon

  • LAMP NO YOU CANT SAY SPIDERMAN! We don't want copyright to get you in fact use spidermin :D

  • Categorized as Education.

  • 0:58 flying

  • Montoring matrix meow.

  • link

    wh-wh-whaaaaat???

    hi!

    wa?

    blaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<­--(not finished)

  • 1! 2! 3! why do u need me for this? meow lol

  • i like the randomness of this random video WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME I CAN HANDLE THE PRESSURE

  • i like the randomness of this random video

  • "Many kids for u guys" XD

  • meow

  • "Cocaine. And to help me can't all needed fourty."

    I love the transcribe audio feature. x)

  • @pumpkinbot asked me to do a p_s_a for you all it was drugged I mean really drunk and even though?

  • Best. Video. EVER!!!

  • *Transcribe audio*

    Lamp- "You know I can't handle the president!"

    LOL, wut? xD

  • Lol, Transcribe Audio is a fail, but man it made an already funny video even better!

  • 144 people tried to count with transcribe audio

  • Comment removed

  • Lamp! Our Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!

  • POLITICAL INSTABILITY

    XD

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • meow :3

  • guys if u like stuff like this u hav to watch the contingency plan by dexterboy124 its fukn awesome but he wont make the series if theres no enuff views so please go watch teh epicness

  • 0:37 Transcribed. "Cocaine and to help me can't all needed fourty."

  • why do you need me for this?

    -meow

  • 142 people could'nt count to six

  • Thumbs up if you want Lamp as YOUR school teacher! XD

  • Remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an ad at the top of the page? Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

     Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away? Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites? Remember the famous yellow subscribe button? WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE! Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot! Originally made by Jacksonisawesomeful Thumbs up to keep this at top of the page

  • lol

  • ahahaha. I just realized that this is categorized under education.

  • lul wat?

  • Lamp: LINK.

    Link: IM SCAREEEEEED. :(

    Lamp: LINK

    Link: Whaaaat

    Lamp: Hi!

    Link: Whaa?

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

  • LAMP, YOU ARE AN INSIRATION!!!!!!!!

  • i can count thanks to lamp =)

  • 1:10

    "SEVEN! It's SEVEN! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"

    Lol I love that line

  • hide their kids, im lamp! regardless aren't going to keep him on how to count.Many kids for you guys. cocaine. and to help me can't all needed forty. world rabbi are you ready length? monitoring matrix meow. floor. flying. sit dot let's do this one.standard. the set.the. why are you doing this to me link? you know I can't handle the president. you'll probably hear link. all length. disappeared. political instability. going on. playing true what. Those poor confused deaf people.

  • Meow!

  • I love LAMP!!!

  • why do you need me for this? MEOW

  • monitering matrix meow? WTF?!

  • Link: why do u need me for this?

    Lamp: MEOW!

  • 141 ppl cant count.

  • Link.You brought me here

    Lamp:Link,Link

    Link:What im scared

    Lamp:Link

    Link:What?

    Lamp:Hi

    Link:wha

    boooooooooooooooooooom