Country Slammer (Mad Tv)

[TomGreenTheRock]

better than nellys song

[quillfriggins]

@FireKid412 TOO BAD EMINEM IS THE WORST RAPPERS EVER AND NELLY IS ONE OF THE GREATEST!!

[FeralHydra75]

@FireKid412 U mad 'cause white boy can't rap?

[chuggernut1]

Does anyone know how to get the lyrics to this song? I can understand most of it, but I want to know everything he sings.

[iPure0wnage]

@FireKid412 Now, why are we comparing Eminem and Nelly? They both have their styles and enjoy both genres. If you don't like one, you don't have to troll about it by comparing the two.

[SCOURGExTHExHEDGEHOG]

Soo, someone from silent hill upload this kind of things? XD

[jayfeezyfee]

epic

[44eelz]

waaaaaayy better than Eminem, thats for damn sure

[mdogg19958]

@44eelz do u mean Nelly?

[44eelz]

@mdogg19958 i mean both

[kurojin97]

sayyy now.....can you hoes come out to vote now?! hahahahahaha

[johnlaneiscool]

This was obviously before he was elected in 2000. After that, everyone started to rip him apart for his performance as president. that is when frank started to do his george bush impersonations on madtv.

[buddie782005]

@johnlaneiscool this was after he was elected...The song parodied here is "Country Grammar" by Nelly which came out in 2000. After the elections obviously.

[ungentrified]

It would be great if someone could post "Dude, Where's Air Force One?" That sketch was pretty funny.

[Goldenrod636]

Is this Nelly's Country Grammar?

[bigbrown4114493]

yup

[StarChyld4]

Who was Dick Cheney?

[NiggadaumHistory]

i think it was either alex borstein dressed like a man, or it was the writer or madtv (the weird guy on the lillian verner gameshow)

[TOMlovesyankees]

Andrew Daly he was dick pepperfield on Semi Pro Christian Duguay is Bush

[metallicakid516]

Dick Cheney was a wal-mart greeter who told every one to go fuck themselves

[Riqsuav1]

" zap 'em real good if ur brown, dubya" lmao

[bmorecity20]

sad to say this sounds better than the sum of the songs that come out today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Greatness2801]

Like from 2:01 to 2:03 was my part.

[0633767]

1:02

[lox3csimiami22]

I remember this. Good times..good times.

[kimakaanna]

i love the thing he did at 0:35 - 0:37 lolz!

[kimakaanna]

my fav part is 2:04 - 2:06 lolz!! my sister said it looked like someone shot him in the back!! that was hilarious!

[bigtexansfan]

NewColdness: You know for a bunch of people who supposed to love, fear, and respect God so much you sure go meddling in his business and trying to do his job all the time. Usually that kind of behavior tantamount to one feeling they have to do so because of inadequate performance. Now you wouldn't accuse God of such a thing, now would you?

[NewColdness]

I never said I loved, feared, or respected God. I'm an atheist and I can get pretty aggressive about it.

[esmedin]

your a dumbass. Atheists man.

[H0M3R0W]

lol...atheist...why not agnostic? At least then you're not so emo. "There's nothing but darkness when you die"...eerie.

[zeb120]

exxcellllaaanto

[damberg13]

Dick Cheney is hillarious

[bigtexansfan]

Hahahaha! This gets funnier every time I see it. I still have never got an answer to this question yet.

Q: How is that the same people who are so "Pro-Life" be so pro-death penalty and pro-war?

[sierrascorp]

good question.

[sierrascorp]

got it.

its ye olde christian vote theyre going for.

[magnificent56]

The idea is for everyone to get a chance at life, but once they have it can be another story for others :)

[NewColdness]

Babies never killed anyone (or did ANYTHING wrong, for that matter), so there is no reason that they should be killed. Therefore, we oppose killing them.

Murderers kill people, so we kill them. We don't like murderers.

Is this answer satisfactory?

Now the big question: how can you be anti-war but have no problem with abortion?

[bigtexansfan]

You got it twisted big time. Just because I support a woman's right to CHOOSE what she does with HER OWN BODY doesn't mean I have no problem with abortion. If God gives us all free will and power to make our own choices and decisions in life, who is any other mere human to mess with it? Plus you give those fanatical loons the right to make that choice for you, they'll just see what they get away with dictating to you next. Maybe they'll tell me what I can and can't watch on YouTube, who knows.

[NewColdness]

Naah, for now we're just fine with telling people that they can't kill babies. As for why we "mess with" abortion, well, same reason we "mess with" all other types of murder.

[bigtexansfan]

Spoken like a true cynical hypocrite (typical conservative). If anybody killed babies they'd be prosecuted and jailed. In scientific terms and theories a fetus or embryo is NOT A BABY! A baby is a FULL BORN living breathing being. If you ate a bowl of batter, and someone accused of eating a cake would they be valid in their accusation? Actually a lot of INNOCENT people have been put to death by this penalty, until it's 100% fool-proof it should be abolished!

[NewColdness]

Not a baby until when? Birth? The only thing that changes is the location of the baby. You're willing to greenlight the murder of a child based on where it is?

[bigtexansfan]

Wrong again! "I" wouldn't greenlight any such thing. But the deal is an "abortion" is not murder. If the baby makes it outside of the womb into the world living and it's life is taken THAT'S MURDER! If the mother decides not to go to term with the pregnancy and under medical supervision aborts her pregnancy it's "LEGAL" by the law! IT'S HER CHOICE!! Her decision is between her and God and not me or anyone who isn't directly involved business. I own neither a Heaven or Hell to send her to.

[NewColdness]

It's right because it's legal, huh? That's the usual pro-abortion fallback on this issue. And it continues to make no sense.

Let's apply this logic to ANY other issue, shall we?

Marijuana legalization: marijuana is bad because it's illegal. Case closed.

Gay marriage: shouldn't be allowed because the law says it shouldn't.

Slavery: shouldn't have gotten rid of it. It's the SLAVEOWNER'S CHOICE to set his slaves free or not.

[daricsoldar]

@bigtexansfan Following the same line of thought, you could also ask the question, why are people who are against the death penalty also pro-abortion?

[GrowlanserDragoon]

@bigtexansfan I believe the answer to be an economical one. If a person commits murder/or ppl who get sentenced to multiple life sentences should receive the death penalty, not live the next 50+yrs or whatever in prison which is actually paid thru peoples taxes. Why are we (taxpayers) supporting these people? War will always be, just accept the fact. Besides, our military is more mercernary as in we go to war for profit. All about consumer goods/conviences that we dont want to live without

[LinkinSwordSlayer]

at 1:15 ROFL!!!!!!! The look on Cheney as his shakes his head to the camaera ROFL!!!

[CleonTheManslayer]

No way, Cheney at 0:57, ROTFLOL!

[Takerkid14]

LOL at Cheney at 1:50.

[HumbleYankee]

LOL at his thumbs up and his face at 0:44. That's almost exactly how his real-life face would look if he made a thumbs-up!

[HumbleYankee]

"I'm gonna run just like my pa." LOL Right back to Crawford!

[girltalkinsmack]

Never gets old.

[alexxx138]

this is awesome!

[H0M3R0W]

im watching top 100mad tv rit now, and that came on, so had to add it.

[LocoPharaoh9]

lol dick cheney is the funiest thing in this video lol

[Zollowhex]

People who post chain bulletins are idiots.

[poodleperson25]

trigger happy, lol!

[HurtingYourFeelings]

how he says "election" is so weird lol

rofl at dick cheney

[PimpMyAfterLife]

yal fucking stupid believeing in chain letters PENDEJOS!!!

[koume]

wats with the please dont read this thing? Thats stupid.. so shut up with those stuff u fuckers

[biatchvendetta]

AWESUMEE

[arlex6322]

His name is Christian Duguay. He was a cast member for MAD TV for 6 seasons. From 2000-2001.

[unpopularandproud]

who is they guy playing george bush. i reallly need to know!!

[ArabianVixen1]

the slow motion gets me.... Light you up and toast your bunsss

[lilthor11]

if Dubha actually rapped, i mit actually like him lol

[MOOTANGMAN]

Mad Funny

[MOOTANGMAN]

Ha HA I remember this

[k3n12ock]

man that guy thats playing Bush cant compare to Frank Caliendo.

[AFVfan1]

I completely agre with you k3n12ock. This was funny as hell, but Frank's impersonation of GWB is PRICELESS and no one will ever be as good at it as he was.

[Syndere11a]

That's f*ckin' funny.

[karenaihanaster]

omg xD lol

[rainorshine1099]

OUTSTANDING!!

[CurlyHayami]

Who was it playing Bush back then again?

[DancerInTheHeart]

"Bush" reminds me of Rumsfeld a lot, rather than Bush.

[lunar52]

LMFAO

[MzNeekie]

Mzn.. this is what makes mad tv the best. i loooooooove it

[eurovolk7]

amazing!

[Omar20003000]

That was when America was great and wasn't ran by a dictator....

[KHFan]

yeah...them was good days...

[mattmania1]

Yeah, a dictator wouldn't be voted out of office I don't think. Idiot

[hgonz14]

Can You HOs come out and vote now!!!!!

[tmje]

Ha ha ha ha lol that was so funny I love mad tv

[rayg2guyana]

ELECTION!!!!!!!

[BiohazardXBW]

lol

[jmiller08]

Bush rigged teh elections, let dead people vote.

[DegrassiSoulja05]

this is a classic

[mediabias]

lol

[kimberwyn]

That is officially my favorite Mv MadTV parody!

[lunovland]

nelly's country grammar parody!!