Idiocracy (IN 5 SECONDS)

[Straphis2001]

Thats what you said last time dip-shit!!!

[denyssmcknight]

Yeah! I like money though...

[Mastosky]

hahaha prrrr ha ha

[from1978]

Was this video brought to you by Carls Jr.?

[Zerologic85]

@from1978 Yes, Yes it was. They also payed me for it too. ^_^

[RuggerFlail]

@Zerologic85 I like money.

[samaustin44]

shit



[MysticDMBherb]

You guys are idiots. The "in 5 seconds" is an expression

[Darkromani]

fuck you I'm eating

[farnium]

Sounds about right.

[XXXXXXXXUFOXXXXXXXX]

what's the name of the rap song playing whil upgrayedd is walking, after the credits??

[SWest00072]

This isn't Idiocracy in 5 seconds... Its America in 2011!!

[mrtundra45]

@SWest00072 president comacho = obama

[CaptainPlanet26]

5 sec?!?! More like 13 sec.

Perhaps you watched this movie one too many times and it has rubbed off on you.

[WillOwnForFood]

What's the minus of 22 and 5?

[jedimaster303]

@WillOwnForFood 80 billion dollars

[immaphatskank]

EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!

[Haukthefurry]

Idiocracy in 5 sec would be a 5 sec picture of the usa

[m0dernangel]

go way... 'batin

[Reality42086]

@m0dernangel GO AWAY... I'm baitin! Haha fuckin classic shit right there.

[TheGrinninMan]

So if the video is 17...and you said 5 seconds....whats the minus of 17 and 5?

[HS225]

@TheGrinninMan uh, it's 80. that's a mighty big minus, huh?

[MichaelJacksonPwns96]

it was ten seconds stupid.

[eangelos89]

@MichaelJacksonPwns96 there's, like, this little time thing under video and it, like says 0:17.... dumbass.

[MichaelJacksonPwns96]

@eangelos89 Yes, but in the title is says five seconds. The video was 17 seconds. The intro was about 7 seconds. That means the clips were about ten seconds total. Dumbass.

[davidm8985]

Haha. I love this movie.

[whitadow]

It's a 17 second video. No wonder this movie reigns so much truth.

[BloodNorseGods]

@whitadow and all the thumbs up...

[CorwinOfAvelon]

none of the stupid humor or dumb sex jokes has anything to do with the overall theme of the movie, or any of the reasons I liked it. For people who see this before watching the movie it's self I feel I need to tell you that it is worth watching despite this retards best efforts at making it seem like dumb unsofistocated humor.

[Revanchist12]

Actually this is more like history of todays generation in 5 seconds.

[girzwald3]

That was a lot longer than 5 seconds.

[Ironduable]

Don't forget the scene when upgraedd comes up of his grave in search of Rita.

[InfiniteMushroom]

hehehe...mmhehehe, yeah, yeah, ummm... I still like George Bush...

huh-huh-huh... uh-huh,huh,huh... ahhh... you said bush.

hehehe...mmmhmmhehehehe.... he's old but, W is smart. He, like, banged this hot black chick in her oval orifice.

Uhhhhh... wasn't her name like, Condo Lizard, or somethin?

Mmm...yeah,yeah, hehehe.... she can drain my lizard any day!

Uhhh... have you seen the movie, IDIOCRACY?

Ahhh... uhhh...only butt munches like Mr Van Driessen watch that. It's not cool.

[lemongamers]

all i gotta say is...BATIN!...and...........th­is video was 17 seconds not 5 ._. you wasted another 12 seconds that made my life horrible...unless the joke was to be kinda stupid about the timeing seeing how everyone in 2505 are ;P

[matthewm04]

ow my balls!

[2dittoz]

14 seconds......................

[Hadeseffect]

Idiocracy in 5 seconds should be 5 seconds long... otherwise you are not smarter than the People in the year 2505

[xxl2007]

@Hadeseffect That's the whole point, fag.

Idiocracy, in 5 seconds. Except that it ain't 5 seconds long.

These things have to be spoonfed to you, like you're a baby fag or somethin.

[jedimaster303]

@xxl2007 It says on your chart that you're fucked up...

[onehundreddollars]

@Hadeseffect there's that fag talk we talked about

[93supra2jz]

Dude I gotta watch ow my balls

[2dittoz]

@93supra2jz shut up im batin'1!!

[killercroc99]

@93supra2jz heh heh, he got hit in the balls

[viksox13]

I worked in a call center for 7 years. This is what you idiots sound like now. idiocracy is coming true now.

[killercroc99]

@viksox13 I believed it when I saw the commercial for Nicorette. It makes Quitting suck less

[drummermizike]

how can people talk serious on here about idiocracy,what total assholes,,uhhh government,,,uhhh politics,,,,uhhhh religion...fuck off assholes...this is my not think about fucked up serious shit time...go watch oprah dickheads...again have you seen idiocracy?let me laugh at stupid shit in peace

[NoCountryMembers]

@drummermizike

You were in it, weren't you?

[drummermizike]

@NoCountryMembers yeah me and your mother uh huh huh,suck the stick

[NoCountryMembers]

@drummermizike

Thanks for proving my case ;-)

[drummermizike]

@NoCountryMembers  absolutely,fuck you and your case i work 2 jobs,vote and pay taxes.i have friends who serve in the military and fight for this country,i have friends who have died on the street because of fights gone wrong,i have never been arrested..you and people like you are nothing but arm chair quaterbacks who think they know whats best for everyone and everything because they read a book or watch a television show.i proved your point? fuck you cunt...there i just proved your case more

[NoCountryMembers]

@drummermizike

Two jobs, eh? Clearly too dim to get one, decent job that pays all the bills. You have friends in the military but lack the moral fibre to have signed up yourself? And you have the gall to call me 'armchair'? At least I've seen service, what's your excuse? Reading your posts I'm guessing you flunked the entry exam which is surprising because I've had dirty laundry capable of passing that. Still, if it weren't for people like you who'd empty our trash, mop the floor etc? ;-)

[drummermizike]

@drummermizike ohh what a zinger about my mental capacity or lack there of.see even a person like me who does have two jobs whether it be a philadelphia fireman who works construction as well..or works in an ice cream parlor and janitor cleaning up shit.at least its somone who is working not living off the system.and thank you if it weren't for people like me cleaning up your shit wouldn't we then be living in an idiocracy world? i love america,my familiy,and my maker..merry christmas cunt

[KillaUKCheese]

@BERSERKTACTICS Do you even know the reason why they are having political arguments?

[BERSERKTACTICS]

Lol @ people having political arguments. Go waste your lives somewhere else and gtfo the Youtube comments, it's probably one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. Tied for 2nd place with a hobo getting trash out of a dumpster and then being arrested. :)

[2taketimehasyet]

im not sure

[blackthunda90]

14 seconds is the new 5 seconds.

[ranikade3]

@blackthunda90 17 secs is the new 14 seconds.

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

"Welcome to Costco, I love you." Would've been better XD

[ASFALT21]

There should be a guy at YouTube main office telling everyone " Go to YouTube, I love you"

[gmctruck68]

If you don't smoke Tarrylton's cigarettes FUCK YOU, this is the greatest ad of all time

[rocky0240]

fail, this movie kicks ass!

[gdynski]

There is that fag talk again. hehe

[screamwriter1]

Man I would totally supersize with you!

[DeathAtSpawn]

thats all that happned in that movie lol!

[sirmenonot]

"fuck you im eating" oh tom kenny

[Collaziano]

This movie is a good representation of our future. Everyone should watch it. Carl's Junior - Fuck you! I'm eating!

[aliensharkboy]

17 seconds not 5, but still funny, good 1

[xSasuNaruAmutox]

the guy who says "fuck u i'm eating" and a bunch of other stuff sounds like the dude who voices spongebob....XDD.haha..u know the dude who narrates powerpuff girls and says "the city of townsville..etc.."lol

[iDUDEsweet]

LOL 0:07-0:09

[wakr2]

that was 10 seconds though

[glare1319]

nice video.

[xXJoshzillaXx]

"Fuck You, Im eating!"

[sbilfer]

This movie sucked, it wasn't funny at all and I loved Office Space.  And ya I "got" the movie

[SnorklinWithCudas]

@sbilfer you're a tool

[lolzza1234]

looks like israel these days

[mistapikkles]

LOL fucking awesome!!

[sjw8800]

This video should have just been the scene from the movie "Ass"; the movie was about stupidity, not giggling.

[paddotk]

Pretty funny.. But I wonder if you got the essence of the movie...

[Hotheadt]

@paddotk he did XD

[korlock3000]

lol roflol

[Kittygoboom11]

This video has what plants crave, It's got electrolytes.

[teachmetofootball]

WELCOME TO COSTCO, I LOVE YOU

[YamiGekusu]

Funny hearing the guy who voices SpongeBob SquarePants say "Fuck you" lol

[000MrAnderson]

I have only seen this on comedy central. With that being said, "fuck you, I'm eating".

[st123722]

Tht ending was fucking epic"Fuck you im eating"AHHAHAHHA

[banmen0w]

end is priceless. FUCK YOU, I'M EATING!

[Ditherliss]

Sad thing is the world already is this bad.

[tctebsrules]

Why don't I ever remember this being in theaters?

[cupelix]

Fuck you! I'm eating.

[Nosetotail]

I love how this clip turns into a debate about Barack Obama. Is that not Idiocracy at it's finest? Barack craves electrolytes.

[Jaysunai]

BRAWNDO, IT'S GOT WHAT OBAMAS CRAVE!

[SinnlosImInternet]

5 sec? FCUK YOU DICK SUCK BITCH ASS GAY FART SHIT HEAD FISCH

[override367]

How... could Barrack Obama be responsible for America's problems when most of them were problems in 2008 and before

[Kumite0071]

If you think Barack Obama is the main cause of America's problems, or if you think there is any major difference between Democrats or Republicans, your a fucking moron...period. Curse Pinnochio because he's more popular among other puppets, while the Geppetto's are raping all of us and you watch the dance...it might be lubed, but the condoms fell off, blastin the AIDS between your buttcheeks Stalin Style! Cant see the strings? Maybe that one person or group isnt the entire problem?

[crofty157]

SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE CLIP!

[rlessg1000]

@Kumite0071 Take it easy, Scro.

[edard101]

this is a very angry post, i think we all just need to learn to chill

[fasionbug]

Fuck you, I'm eating.

[Freemon34]

Its from a Carls Jr. vendor in the movie.

[lefarce]

That was 17 seconds, you asshole.

[nirvanaenlightenment]

Shut the fuck up about liberals and conservatives and just watch it there are hundreds of liberal and conservative websites for you guys to discuss this not youtube.

[RealNeurotiq]

i was being sarcastic....

but yes this is Obama's Utopia

[MissInterprets]

best 5 second video

[Zerologic85]

thanx. ^_^

[klabkebash]

Georgia is in Florida.. Dumbass..

[singinglawnchair]

Idiocracy in 5 seconds really should have been the "Welcome to Costco" guy.

[vidman429]

that guy was funny hes like "welcome to costco, i love you" lol

[buob1234567890]

@singinglawnchair I love you.

[bufandablanco]

Future sate of The United States due to flame wars on the internets

[Silberdachs]

The future of the USA under Republicanism (in 5 seconds).

[clovelr]

Don't kid yourself, Democrats are assholes too. The future is grim unless the people kick the shit out of the government.

[Blueberrycherries]

@clovelr FUCK YEAH!

[APEEEEEx3]

@clovelr we should start now.

[alienjoe123]

@clovelr

Wrong.

the future is grim if we dont think for ourselves.

It is even worse if we get greedy.

[DarcHunter]

@alienjoe123 dude, you are retarded. seriously. to start, thinking of ourselves is what will get us to that. second, we already are greedy as hell. to a HUGE degree.

[alienjoe123]

@DarcHunter greediER

[v01741r31]

@clovelr

Yes Democrats are assholes and yes the government needs to be kicked out but replace it with what? Unless people start taking responsibility, the government has to fill that gap. The solution is not very simple. Even if we kicked the government out, it has to be replaced with a citizenry who is willing to either A, build a new and greater government or B, completely replace the need for government with free will charity and sacrifice. Its not always so easy.

[Postscript624]

@v01741r31 Maybe this is just a fucking youtube comment section and that no real change will ever happen if all we do is fuck around on the internet?

[legoshed1]

@v01741r31 read animal farm folks (no not that one)

[novaflo339]

@v01741r31

yeah..."not always so easy" is the fucking understatement of the epoch.

[BloodNorseGods]

@clovelr As of now the republicans are what the democrats were in the 90s, that is why tea party exists, social conservative, fiscal libertarians, which is canter to fiscal conservative, social libertarianism. whereas now democrat just mean racist nazi jew that hates white people

[Castaril]

The democrats are the ones who supports dysgenics with things like welfare, so you really have no idea what you're talking about.

[calypsobikes]

@Castaril Dysgenics: the study of the operation of factors that cause degeneration in offspring.

I don't think that is the correct word you were thinking of, that is why you support Democraps or are a Democrap yourself. I feel sorry for idiots like this guy, he cant help it his IQ is half that of a squirrel, he was born that way.

NEWS FLASH: Democrats start new program to help unintelligent retards survive with financial support.

You must have at least this much IQ (120) to debate.

[chodaboy51500]

I have to agree with the others. I'm not Republican, but Ideocracy is definitely a liberal welfare society. Conservatism isn't so friendly to over reproductive brainless porch monkeys.

[vampireman25]

@chodaboy51500 conservatism is friendly to them if they're in positions of power, like the Brawndo CEO. in fact, lots of CEOs are like that these days, screwing poor people over through their own incompetence. So, chodaboy, i hope you keep willing them on. more interesting debate that way along with a more corrupt society

[RealNeurotiq]

stop making fun of liberals, this movie proves that people can be happy if liberalism succeeds, ur just mad cause ur not happy.

see in this movie they laugh cause they are happy, happy and liberated from people like u

XD...

[chodaboy51500]

Yes, ignorance is bliss.

[calypsobikes]

@RealNeurotiq You fucking retards miss the point. I will feel sorry for ALL of our children that inherit the planet after us, because of brainless retards like the people found in this post, the LIBERALS of congress and senate, and other fucktards that keep fucking this country up, namely Barack Obama. The reason why the government is succeeding right now, is because we are all pacified by sports/movies/material things/UFC so that way all of you can feel complacent in your daily lives.

[RealNeurotiq]

that was a beautiful speech, but look at their smiley faces. they got that for voting for obama, note the health care seen at the hospital in the movie.

you probably don't know the meaning of equality and political correctness, to call someone particular individual is a sign of tolerance and good taste.

i feel sorry for your kids who have to work instead of milk the inflated government tap, obama has it right, print more money when you run out, everyone is happy

idiocracy is indeed lib utopia

[realIBeliX]

Fuck you, I'm eating?

[AgentAJD]

Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[clovelr]

It's what they use to make Brawndo!

[lordiluvatar86]

0:09 LOL :D:D:D:D