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  • Cow: What's the password?

    Train: Don't need one

  • the cow was there first xD

  • Folks, here is proof positive that no cow is too stupid to be trained. This training method is by far and away most effective at producing what most folks really want: a well-trained cow!

  • The cow was baked outa its mind

  • He's not stupid, he's just suicidal.

  • (cow looks at train) COME AT ME BRO!!!!

  • Udder stupidity...

  • @Galactic123 redditor. No common youtuber possesses the ability to make a clever pun comment.

  • dont blame the conductor they cant just put on the brakes and stop dummies they trains arent cars they take hundreds of yards to stop and its the cows fault for having 4 stomachs and a shitty brain lol

  • I found the cows stare at train oddly humorous :P

  • I rate that train driver " you dumb mother fucker" Rolf

  • COW: "i'm not worried, ~nationwide is on your  THUDD !!!!!!"

  • did u notice the farmer right beside the track looking at Daisy getting mauled!!!

  • @willsavoy in the right 

  • suicide is on the up..!!

  • Creepy ass cow. Just standing in the middle of nowhere not even moving

  • The one antvenom didn't kll lol

  • what a way to die ._.

  • Dose the train driver say..! AARR dum fucker..!!

  • thats my cow..!! you,ll have to pay for that..!!

  • Can we say manic depressent

  • THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • i think the cow wanted to die

  • homies homies

  • "You shall not pass!" *Splat*

  • Goodbye cruel world!!!

  • @KinkNAbmx This was not intentional, there was nothing the train operator could do, it takes a long time for trains to stop.

  • Poor cow...it had 'deer in the headlights' syndrome :(

  • it was an action it had to take i'm sorry guys.

  • that poor train.

  • mcdonalds beef

  • theres something on most small animals that dont normally happen with large cows like this known as being "frozen" with fear. when an animal gets in the way of a possible preditor it stands still as can be shown in the video the cow didnt move at all as if it was frozen with fear. so thats what i think it was....

  • cow obviously was suffering from depression

  • Im a redneck and love cows, do not know a damn thing about trains but respect them and the people who operate them.........but was that ICP playing in the background?

  • wow that was definatly intentional...he stood there and looked right at the train...poor but dumb animal

  • Cows apparently can't play chicken....

  • juggalos haha

    

  • suicidal cow

    !!

  • with the title saying 'stupid cow' i thought it meant a stupid person... :/

  • LMFAO. im sorry. its sad but.. i mean its so damn stupid!

  • Love the song in the background. Homies!

  • RailKill

  • fresh ground beef

  • click like if u saw him about move then got ran over

  • "Oh ya dumb fucker." Not much else you can do, is there?

  • @Theakker3B nein

  • @Theakker3B what a lame comment not much to do for your self is there ? then write dumb ass boring comments.

  • @67tr876 Ok? Like that's not a lame ass comment? Asshole

  • Thats one ballsy cow :o...

  • I used to be a cow, but then I took a freight train to the face

  • corned beef

    

  • YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

  • burgers tonight!!!

  • all i want to know if the conducter stopped to get hamburger meat...cuase he was done...

  • mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO-VE!

  • LMAO LMAO SO HARD COW JUS STANDS LOOKN AT IT

  • I feel so bad for laughing at this.

  • raw beef anyone?

  • AAAHHH you dumb fucker!

    

  • cow kinda had the DUH... look on its face

  • LOL

    

  • I like how the cow jsut stands there and looks at it.

  • I AM COWDALF! YOU SHALL NOT PA...."

  • The driver says it all!  lol. He did what he could. Stupid cow.

  • now thats what i call facepalm xD or facetrain? :P

  • hahahahaha what a fickin idiot

  • If it was in Hollywood, the cow would've jumped in the last second.

  • Aww, you dumb fucker. I laughed to that for like 5 minutes straight.

  • Cow goes John handcock style

  • hahahaha 

  • cow ``what this thing hea......''

  • Is it bad to like the sound the cow made when it hit the train?

  • No worries, it just Chuck Testa.

  • cow goes like "LIKE A BOSS" BOOM

  • now that's satisfaction ;)

  • The cow made a stupid mistake, not second guessing himself.

  • YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Instant T-Bone steak!!!!!!

    Medium-Rare with HP sauce. Baked potato with sour cream and green beans fresh from the garden.

  • And that's how we get hamburgers.

  • @TangoDownProduction lol yes it did

  • train:"urrr". man:"awe you dumb fucker". cow" bring it bitch ass"

  • @knowandresearch It got broughten.  LMAO

  • Poor cow, sad ending ...

  • why do cows just stand there and whats their death?are they too dumb?

  • It's funny how it looks right at it before it gets creamed

  • Why would the cow just stand their is this the first animal suicide?

  • "AAAwww you dumb fucker!" *thump*

     LMAO *chokes*

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWW u dumb fucker, xD

  • I can explain this! See, as a young calf, he was brought up near the train-tracks. He witnessed various accidents and mishaps, and downright tragedies on that railroad, (most of them being his immediate family). But what wrenched at his heart the most, was his lovers demise at that very spot, he screamed for her to move but it was to no avail, she was flattened and minced by the tons of steel. With his heart broken and family gone. This cow saw no more glory in life. He ended it where it began.

  • @mosdomo That's not sad at all? :o

  • @mosdomo What are you realy trying to say? LOL

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