Folks, here is proof positive that no cow is too stupid to be trained. This training method is by far and away most effective at producing what most folks really want: a well-trained cow!
dont blame the conductor they cant just put on the brakes and stop dummies they trains arent cars they take hundreds of yards to stop and its the cows fault for having 4 stomachs and a shitty brain lol
theres something on most small animals that dont normally happen with large cows like this known as being "frozen" with fear. when an animal gets in the way of a possible preditor it stands still as can be shown in the video the cow didnt move at all as if it was frozen with fear. so thats what i think it was....
Im a redneck and love cows, do not know a damn thing about trains but respect them and the people who operate them.........but was that ICP playing in the background?
I can explain this! See, as a young calf, he was brought up near the train-tracks. He witnessed various accidents and mishaps, and downright tragedies on that railroad, (most of them being his immediate family). But what wrenched at his heart the most, was his lovers demise at that very spot, he screamed for her to move but it was to no avail, she was flattened and minced by the tons of steel. With his heart broken and family gone. This cow saw no more glory in life. He ended it where it began.
Cow: What's the password?
Train: Don't need one
homelesspimps 1 week ago
the cow was there first xD
TheDestruckter 1 week ago
Folks, here is proof positive that no cow is too stupid to be trained. This training method is by far and away most effective at producing what most folks really want: a well-trained cow!
LectronCircuits 1 week ago
The cow was baked outa its mind
dodgerammv10 1 week ago
He's not stupid, he's just suicidal.
MoldytoasterMedia 1 week ago
(cow looks at train) COME AT ME BRO!!!!
adamwilliam1 2 weeks ago
Udder stupidity...
Galactic123 3 weeks ago 9
@Galactic123 redditor. No common youtuber possesses the ability to make a clever pun comment.
RockLobsta23 3 weeks ago 4
dont blame the conductor they cant just put on the brakes and stop dummies they trains arent cars they take hundreds of yards to stop and its the cows fault for having 4 stomachs and a shitty brain lol
Unclepimp85 3 weeks ago 3
I found the cows stare at train oddly humorous :P
megatimtim 4 weeks ago
I rate that train driver " you dumb mother fucker" Rolf
NOOBZYYYY 4 weeks ago
COW: "i'm not worried, ~nationwide is on your THUDD !!!!!!"
MrForeal10601 1 month ago
did u notice the farmer right beside the track looking at Daisy getting mauled!!!
willsavoy 1 month ago
@willsavoy at 0:03
willsavoy 1 month ago
@willsavoy in the right
willsavoy 1 month ago
suicide is on the up..!!
c6gav 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
more like stupid train hits cow being its normal self -.-
HornyGerbil 1 month ago
Creepy ass cow. Just standing in the middle of nowhere not even moving
KGBDestroyer 1 month ago
The one antvenom didn't kll lol
shimtown4567 1 month ago
what a way to die ._.
BigerAsh 1 month ago
Dose the train driver say..! AARR dum fucker..!!
c6gav 2 months ago
thats my cow..!! you,ll have to pay for that..!!
c6gav 2 months ago
Can we say manic depressent
reape1987 2 months ago
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
reape1987 2 months ago
i think the cow wanted to die
ChiTownBullzzz21 2 months ago
homies homies
crabbmann100 2 months ago
"You shall not pass!" *Splat*
TheAlliedsoldier99 2 months ago
Goodbye cruel world!!!
Lousypenguin 2 months ago
@KinkNAbmx This was not intentional, there was nothing the train operator could do, it takes a long time for trains to stop.
coHon96 2 months ago
Poor cow...it had 'deer in the headlights' syndrome :(
emoheartsJR 2 months ago
it was an action it had to take i'm sorry guys.
redoverking 2 months ago
that poor train.
Krone069 2 months ago
mcdonalds beef
dafamlay 2 months ago
theres something on most small animals that dont normally happen with large cows like this known as being "frozen" with fear. when an animal gets in the way of a possible preditor it stands still as can be shown in the video the cow didnt move at all as if it was frozen with fear. so thats what i think it was....
zzZChiTownRockerZzz 2 months ago
cow obviously was suffering from depression
labyonnette 2 months ago 3
Im a redneck and love cows, do not know a damn thing about trains but respect them and the people who operate them.........but was that ICP playing in the background?
32Truckin 2 months ago
wow that was definatly intentional...he stood there and looked right at the train...poor but dumb animal
KinkNAbmx 2 months ago
Cows apparently can't play chicken....
MadMilitiaMen 2 months ago
juggalos haha
PR2Jiggmin 2 months ago
suicidal cow
!!
snprmstr 2 months ago
with the title saying 'stupid cow' i thought it meant a stupid person... :/
Drummersince2008 2 months ago
LMFAO. im sorry. its sad but.. i mean its so damn stupid!
Gurtrude09 2 months ago
Love the song in the background. Homies!
ffl2215 2 months ago
RailKill
TheWarCandy 2 months ago
fresh ground beef
AlwaysStuntin612 2 months ago
click like if u saw him about move then got ran over
BigClubPenguinFan300 2 months ago
"Oh ya dumb fucker." Not much else you can do, is there?
Theakker3B 2 months ago
@Theakker3B nein
NaziZombiefan82 2 months ago
@Theakker3B what a lame comment not much to do for your self is there ? then write dumb ass boring comments.
67tr876 2 months ago
@67tr876 Ok? Like that's not a lame ass comment? Asshole
Theakker3B 2 months ago
Thats one ballsy cow :o...
babygoose0 2 months ago
I used to be a cow, but then I took a freight train to the face
ldoug9 2 months ago
corned beef
BristolSpotterHD 2 months ago
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
strikername 2 months ago 32
burgers tonight!!!
rcguy4373 2 months ago
all i want to know if the conducter stopped to get hamburger meat...cuase he was done...
goboricuago 3 months ago
mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-VE!
ferocel 3 months ago
LMAO LMAO SO HARD COW JUS STANDS LOOKN AT IT
Vorox144 3 months ago
I feel so bad for laughing at this.
StevePicDK 3 months ago
raw beef anyone?
alexnick3996 3 months ago
AAAHHH you dumb fucker!
tjdumby38 3 months ago
cow kinda had the DUH... look on its face
Dylan464 3 months ago
LOL
XIGhostX 3 months ago
I like how the cow jsut stands there and looks at it.
saleens66 3 months ago 3
I AM COWDALF! YOU SHALL NOT PA...."
myrryxmas 3 months ago 16
The driver says it all! lol. He did what he could. Stupid cow.
chris746568462 3 months ago
now thats what i call facepalm xD or facetrain? :P
MegaZsolti 3 months ago
hahahahaha what a fickin idiot
wietman6080 3 months ago
If it was in Hollywood, the cow would've jumped in the last second.
Epictian 3 months ago
Aww, you dumb fucker. I laughed to that for like 5 minutes straight.
GigaGabo 3 months ago
Cow goes John handcock style
FSstudios1 3 months ago
hahahaha
icewytevo 3 months ago
cow ``what this thing hea......''
ThePaintman23 3 months ago
Is it bad to like the sound the cow made when it hit the train?
kingpin2897 3 months ago
No worries, it just Chuck Testa.
chargers705 3 months ago 2
cow goes like "LIKE A BOSS" BOOM
Pompadour123 3 months ago 2
now that's satisfaction ;)
illuminatiwatchin 3 months ago
The cow made a stupid mistake, not second guessing himself.
dratoxify 3 months ago
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Instant T-Bone steak!!!!!!
Medium-Rare with HP sauce. Baked potato with sour cream and green beans fresh from the garden.
streetcarjay 3 months ago
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Slappyfrog 3 months ago 2
@TangoDownProduction lol yes it did
knowandresearch 4 months ago
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wfabares 4 months ago
train:"urrr". man:"awe you dumb fucker". cow" bring it bitch ass"
knowandresearch 4 months ago 3
@knowandresearch It got broughten. LMAO
TangoDownProduction 4 months ago
Poor cow, sad ending ...
streetplayer1987 4 months ago
why do cows just stand there and whats their death?are they too dumb?
jandenoor 5 months ago
It's funny how it looks right at it before it gets creamed
TheMKmaster7 5 months ago
Why would the cow just stand their is this the first animal suicide?
rambo2724 7 months ago
"AAAwww you dumb fucker!" *thump*
LMAO *chokes*
RedSpiderZero 10 months ago 16
AWWWWWWWWWWWW u dumb fucker, xD
necroseen 10 months ago 66
I can explain this! See, as a young calf, he was brought up near the train-tracks. He witnessed various accidents and mishaps, and downright tragedies on that railroad, (most of them being his immediate family). But what wrenched at his heart the most, was his lovers demise at that very spot, he screamed for her to move but it was to no avail, she was flattened and minced by the tons of steel. With his heart broken and family gone. This cow saw no more glory in life. He ended it where it began.
mosdomo 1 year ago 38
@mosdomo That's not sad at all? :o
Ultimega999 1 year ago
@mosdomo What are you realy trying to say? LOL
kffive 3 months ago