Mean Machine

[metal666head3]

tuuutuduuduuutuutuduu 

[RyanLangersDnB]

He's Lost The Fucking Ball!!!...............He's Lost The Fucking Plot

Love That Line!

[UV0023]

check out this cool Statham scene :)

watch?v=2uhTEJ9mgfk

[Absolute102]

gotta love the monk !!!!!!

[DanekoBL]

0:16 :D

[jamieg765]

any idea what the song is called anyone?

[CaRtMaN89Serbia]

@jamieg765 Captain Dread by Dreadzone. Pure genious, this scene :)

[jamieg765]

@CaRtMaN89Serbia thanks man ive been looking for this for ages

[hisdarqness]

i guess we're do with gay futball and that hack of a movie mean machine with its silly slapstick humor. I'll bet it funnier with the volume turned off. ...lol...

[hisdarqness]

mean machine is silly and stupid humor--slapstickish. mean machine is a waste of space.

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness You're too dumb to appreciate it...Like most Americans.

[hisdarqness]

@bilalha123 ...lol...too dumb to appreciate low-brow physical humor...? ...yeah...O....K.... just like benny hill's work, this mean machine crap is only food for the brain of bottom feeders. glade you enjoyed it.

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness

You would of enjoyed it more if it used smaller words in its dialogue you mean?

pfftt...

The Longest Yard is full of dumbass comedy that's aimed at people with a mental age of 5, i.e. most Americans.

If you want, you can leave me a reply if you want me to rephrase my comment, by using two syllable words at most, so it's easier to understand for you. ;)

[hisdarqness]

@bilalha123 do they even have dialogue (*punch*, *kick*, *make a stupid face*, *slap someone*', etc.) in mean machine? if the Longest Yard is for the dumb, why was it remade in europe? ...lol. 'cause Monk is dumber than snot. ..lol...it's like laughing at people with down's syndrome. if need me to translate with crayons, just let me know. : P

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness

Your argument would be more feasible if you could spell and form a coherent sentence.

Also, mean machine is a remake of the longest yard, it took something dumb and unfunny and made it into a comedy.

Have you even seen mean machine? Or are you bitching about it because you're scared of seeing a real mans game being played, rather than some little bitches running around, looking like tampons.

Only in America would they call a game that you play with your hands 'football'

[hisdarqness]

@bilalha123 And your argument would be more plausible if you used proper punctuation but who’s complaining?

“…it took something dumb and unfunny and made it into a comedy” for idiots…LOL!!!

LOL!!!! You call futball a real man’s sport!?!?!? A bunch of guys running around and once contact is made, they roll around on the grass crying like bitches as though someone chopped of their leg? …lol…please.

[hisdarqness]

@bilalha123 hell, your "men" do more moaning, rolling on the grass holding their legs, and crying on the field than female futball players do! ...lol...that's a fact!

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness

And American footballers are too pussy to play a real sport, so they get padded up like they have mental disabilities.

Rather than playing using their brain, like you do in rugby, they run around in circles and smash into each other.

If you gave a bunch of monkeys an american football, i'm sure that's how they'd play it too.

[hisdarqness]

@bilalha123 the don't pad up in futball because the contact is incidental. yet, it doesn't stop them from rolling around the filed moaning like bitches with indigestion...lol. oh, now you want to switch from bitch-ass futball to rugby because you knew futball is bitchass...like this movie...lol... using their brain!?!? rugby is the dumbest sport i've ever played. It’s perfect for neanderthals. clearly you've never played football...if you did, you'd know it uses the same stratagem as chess.

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness

You spell like an illiterate 5 year old from Somalia. Thanks for pretty much proving that America is a nation of retards.

List of countries that play American football: USA...that's pretty much it.

List of countries that play real football: Pretty much every single country in the world.

Please reply once you have a valid point, I only compared American football to rugby since those two sports are similar.

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness

American football is like chess? LMFAO!

there is no strategy. The game is based on finding the biggest, dumbest mother fuckers you can, and getting them to pad up like pussies, then telling them to run into each other for an hour, while attempting to hold onto a ball.

I'm pretty sure they obtain most of their players from the mentally disabled clinic...Oh wait, most americans appear mentally disabled.

[hisdarqness]

@bilalha123 ...lol...you know nothing about football. "Because the game stops after every down, giving teams a chance to call a new play, strategy plays a major role in football. Each team has a playbook of dozens to hundreds of plays. Ideally, each play is a scripted, strategically sound team-coordinated endeavor." and "Many hours of preparation and strategizing, including film review by both players and coaches, go into the days between football games." ~ wiki. you're thinking of rugby; P

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness

If you're playing strategically instead of retardedly...Why the fuck do you need to be wearing half your body weight in gear?

Fucking pussies LOL

Theoretically, it's based on a game played strategically, in theory, they find the biggest people they can, with as low as iq as possible, (i.e. most americans) and make them run into each other for an hour like they should be in a disabled clinic.

[hisdarqness]

@bilalha123 It’s really quite simple: America football players wear more gear because they hit harder, run faster, and are more athletic than rugby and futball players. In fact, most American Olympic sprinters play or played football in college. Now…I don’t think any individual rugby or futball players win any medals in any other sports…lol…do you?  Yet, I do believe one rugby player won a rhythmic gymnastics contest one year…LOL!!! Rugby…what a jock! *SMH*

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness

LOL, it's like trying to have a debate with a mentally retarded infant. It will get you nowhere.

I never thought it would be possible, but Americans are getting dumber o.O

Rather than attempting to troll on a video about a movie about football, how about you get an education, kid,

[hisdarqness]

@bilalha123 I knew you’d have nothing to say about the fact that American football players are stronger, faster, and hit harder than the fairies who play futball and rugby in euroupe…lol… so, you switch to ad hominem attacks. That’s what I get for expecting a semi-logical debate with eurocentric gweeb. …lol. Good day, twinkle toes.

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness

So, the whole basis of your argument is that American footballers are stronger, faster and hit harder?

Considering the demographics of human attributes are pretty much identical in europe and the usa, based on the similar lifestyles, that's an impossibility.

Pussies need to pad up like tampons before playing a dumbed down version of rugby, I lolled...

Please get off your fat ass and go to school, you're embarassing yourself and your country.

[hisdarqness]

@bilalha123 my argument was address to your question of why American football players wear more gear. You're a blither idiot if you dispute American football player hit harder, are faster, and are stronger than rugby or futball players. Oh, you just debased your argument of dumb americans...unless you feel euros are equally dumb with, “Considering the demographics of human attributes are pretty much identical in europe and the usa, based on the similar lifestyles, that's an impossibility.”

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness

LOL you idiot, Americans being dumb is just a stereotype. There are a large number of idiots (you, for example), but it's no different than in any other country.

American football is for pussies who are too dumb to play a real sport. LOL!

[hisdarqness]

@bilalha123 lol...you actually think i don't know it's a stereotype!?! i'm simply showing you how inconsistent and hypocritical your arguments are. ...lol...at you attempting to explain stereotypes…

rugby is for retired rhythmic gymnasts...LOL!!! i'd love to see a rugby player play american football for 30 seconds...!

[bilalha123]

@hisdarqness

Having the IQ of a 5 year old is a prerequisite to playing American football effectively, that's why it's predominantly played by Americans.

If an American footballer attempted to play real football, they'd end up licking the ball and then going to sleep.

[MrReMiiX290]

What A Fail Monk Utter Legend!!!!

[ValdiviaAkaly]

OMG IS !!!MARCOS 12|C| PALMEIRAS!!!

[crasher1in]

Reminds me of reina,lol

[7hvnsingoes]

monk you RULE!!!

[hisdarqness]

Spiritbringer, you do realize Mean Machine is a remake of an American film, the Longest Yard? And, Mean Machine sucked when compared to the original American version. ...you were saying...?

[TheTabshirEmperor]

@hisdarqness your probaby just stupid or dumb as fuck, the longest yard is the copy of mean machine, mean machine 2001 the longest yard 2005, so get your fact right before making a comment you stupid daft faggot cunt, the british version mean machine is wayyyyy better,

[hisdarqness]

@TheTabshirEmperor...lol...you­'re not very intelligent are you? the original Longest Yard was made in 1974, you einstein! ...lol...it starred Burt Reynolds!! Look it up and tell me who has whoes facts correct. And the british version sucks crap compared to the ORIGINAL Longest Yard!

[TheTabshirEmperor]

@hisdarqness nah the american version sucks and always sucked, the british version is the best and better and always has been

[hisdarqness]

@TheTabshirEmperor...wrong yet again. mean machine sucked. bye now.

[TheTabshirEmperor]

@hisdarqness your wrong jerk, the longest yard sucked ass, no get lost and stop commenting this video, go watch your gay american videos

[hisdarqness]

@TheTabshirEmperor ....lol...name calling? are you 14 years old or something? First, you were wrong saying the Longest Yard wasn't the original movie. Next, you were wrong saying Mean Machiine was a good movie. And finally, you are wrong to say you enjoy making love to your boyfriend during a movie in a public theatre. Shame on you, Tabby...lol. Now, good bye.

[TheTabshirEmperor]

@hisdarqness your gay with your dad u fucking scumbag u get raped by him, and if you dont like this video then piss off go watch your gay longest yard vid which absolutly sucks, mean machine is the best film, the longest yard is crap and it sucks, your just jelouse about it you twat that the fact is the longest yard both of them suck ass and are gay little fatsons running around, mean machine isbetter and hardcore and you know it coz its asociation football, now bog off the longesy yard sucks

[UpInSmoke20101]

@hisdarqness mean machine is way better than the longest yard...the longest yard is full a nothin but pussys. and u say Bert Reynolds is starred, who gives a fuck Vinny Jones is in mean machine. fuk Bert Reynolds another Hollywood Hopeless.

[spiritbringer]

he rock , and british movies are always better than american ones and they dont have their own scenario , they just copy & copy & copy

[DaXBLscumbag94]

His lost the fuckin ball bob...his lost the fuckin plot!! Haha best quote in da film

[wilk8121]

Whats the name of the song at the beginning?

[livinginoneness]

worth conceding a goal for that dance :)

[SuperMisfits13]

yes we all love monk he is so funny in this film lol

[petex95]

jajajaaa pinshi monje pendejo !!! esta bien shingon ese vato !! x)

[ValdiviaAkaly]

MONK IS VERY NICE MONK IS MARCOS OF PALMEIRAS ,IS ONE CLONE

[GreyFoxHound117]

Wonder what goes through monks head , Scary thoughts bob, abso-Fucking-lutly bob

[aussylegend]

go on monk

[vrbaslia]

did you guys know that jason statham was an high board diver for England before he got in to acting? he is the fkin man.

[vrbaslia]

alrrrrright my fault hehe.

[Psarantwnhs]

the only battle Jason Statham ever lost...

[mem521]

HE'S LOST THE FUKING BALL!

[mrbigshot1979]

@mem521 hes lost the fucking plot

[esbartinli]

geil

[juventinotazzo]

I love this film...i piss myself with laughter everytime although I've seen it like 7 times ahahah

[moterbikecrash3]

hes lots the fuckin ball!!! hes lost the fuckin plot haha

[ProfiBettler2008]

Americans cant play Soccer.

[ratm239]

@ProfiBettler2008 what?

[GstavoDiaz]

0:09 - man i laughed so hard

[DiePottsau]

The song´s name is captain Dread..

great

[APOPULUS]

ESA ES MUSICA ES IRLANDESA

[xgl5]

go monk go monk ;D

[tenacious1884]

You gotta love The Monk, Gotta love The Monk... u can't miss that part :(

[tenacious1884]

jeez I would like to download that song ? any idea of song's name? Huh? :P

[Twinturb069]

Its' Dreadzone - Captain Dread =)

[wwenaveed]

lol stavros flatley kind of dance =D

[tenacious1884]

0:09 OMG! HAHAHAHAHA! Jason Statham really GOT TALENT To do THIS ! rofl

[amgharrif]

i love monk in this movie

[Jesus00000000000]

LMAO This guy is fucking epic.

"HE'S LOST THE FUCKING BALL!"

"He's lost the fucking plot..."

[93bari]

MONK is the FUCKING LEGEND hah:)

hes lost a fucking ball, hes lost a fucking plot hahah :)

#1 Movie ;)

[mrwhipyflake]

love it

[trible2009a]

i love this movieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Turbonekable]

One of my favourite movies!! :D

[nobaahome]

Hes lost the fucking ball!

[ayayayseba]

MONK GREAT FUCKING CHARACTER

[evangeli18]

what is name the song?

[tonyy0]

"Captain Dread" by Dreadzone

[capaaaaaaaa]

what a king!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA-Cool song

[paraAfg]

hahahahahahahahahahhaa HE'S LOST THE F*CKIN BALL!!

[chayskatesforpsc]

HE'S LOST THE FUCKING PLOT lol

[WalkmanSilver]

Hes lost the fucking ball!

He's lost the fucking plot...

XD

[Rowleyinleeds]

monk for goalkeeper instead of shitty david james!!!!!!!!!!!

[messershmit109]

We love monk !!!

[MrFOREARMZ]

@messershmit109 thats true

[02Tony]

Commentaries should be allow to swear; it will get more people to watch the match. i know i would.

[jack1994lfc]

WATSS THE SONG CALLED PLSSSSSS

[DiabloNorth]

Captain Dread by Dreadzone

[ichigo92800]

Is great movies!!!!!! What's song movie for moment??? please very important!!

[jake5140]

"THE MONK" is a good goalkeeper though

[sambest654]

i wont to no tht name of tht song

[quiltykeith11]

just watched it tonight for the umpteenth time, never tire of it!

[lucifersam01]

MEGA LOL ! I can't stop laughing !

[sqwizerkid]

everytime i look for this song i get one thats like it but no where near is gd as the one with the monk

[khalifa89]

imagine commentators lyk da ones in dis film it wud be bloody hilliarous

'hes lost da fucking ball' ' hes lost da fucking plot' LOLLLLL

[JoeArenare]

whats the name of the song does anybody know

[HmmIcantThinkOfaName]

Captain Dread by Dreadzone

[JoeArenare]

thanks alot mate

[StathamKnowsBest]

New comedy webseries based on the wisdom of Jason Statham. Check it out!

[lastpenny18]

What? New series with Jason Statham?

I really loved him in this movie btw, awesome job, I wished he had more screentime though..

[toadman521]

lol he dances like me

[sa1r3nt0h1ru]

...in your dreams!

[ace2991]

lmfao. i love that part

[LadySleek83]

i was getting into the song then! lol

[LadySleek83]

CAPTAIN DREAD- dreadzone

I downloaded it as soon as I heard it!

[guns511]

same lol where did u download it from i couldnt get it from anywhere...

[LadySleek83]

I got it off Limewire

[johnmckenna598]

the song is captain dread the band is called dreadzone!!

[laurene06]

MINT SCENE..

[xxxxxpdowxxxxx]

HAHAHAHA I CANT BREATHE!!! :D :D :D

[adamzamanisablade]

hes lost the fuckin ball, hes lost the fuckin plot!

[slimchristoff]

REF! must be offside!

[hellspawn2010]

he's lost the fucking ball.... he's lost the fucking plot, lol

[amras1seregon]

the song is captain dread the band is called dreadzone

[Raycogb]

....captain dread MEAN machine ^^ XD

[Raycogb]

SONG CAPTAIN DREAD - MAIN MACHINE XD

[ravv24]

whats the name of the song?????

[Raycogb]

is The spanish stYlo!!!! O_o

[Raycogb]

is The spanish stYlo!!!! O_o

[Raycogb]

is The spanish stYlo!!!! O_o

[buhl87]

thats the best scene.. i love it..

i´m really addicted to this scene.. i watch it every day about 30 times^^

(sry for my bad english^^)

[maurits667]

cool dance moves XD

[maurits667]

cool dance moves XD

[maurits667]

hahahahahahayhhahaha haha!!! lol!!

[aaronleetzen]

HE'S LOST THE F*CKIN BALL!!

he's lost the f*ckin plot...

NICE COMMENTARY

[memazappa]

The mean machine! I absolutely LOVE this movie

[EmptyBullet]

What is the exact name of this movie ?

[aaronleetzen]

MEAN MACHINE

[leapoffaith20]

Mean Machine

[jerrime0]

True this song is great. i had a real good look for it a couple of years ago but no luck. thanks for the name

[hammaad]

how can you download youtube videos for your mobile phones, what software? please help me out thanks

[UandBD]

simply,send me a msg and i will explain.

[chrisy1888]

does anyone know the name of this song ? and where i could get it ?

[Uberula]

captain dread dreadzone

[FriGGinFOOtBalleR]

love this song

love this movie

AND i HELLA love this part.......

[timerboy]

Where can i download this song...Captain Dread - Dreadzone

can some one post the link or messege me...thanx

[pommyrooter]

have u try u torrent it works qutie good

[jtfekz]

whats dis song nd da film is siked

[mriccioni]

dancing on the ball is the best

[BingBangDong]

what a song

[billycurry]

i want the clip when the monk runs out and jumps into one of the guards nuts, what a scene!

[billycurry]

"he's lost the fuking ball!"

"he's lost the fuking plot"

[Irshsktr1]

thats a funny song

[timcuddy89]

BEST PART OF THE WHOLE FILM

[Pistol2Pete2004]

He's lost the fu*king plot. lol

The song is Captain Dread - Dreadzone

[mitchevans]

anyone know the name of the song? had a look on the soundtrack and no luck? regards

[MarSara]

captain dread by dreadzone

[mitchevans]

cheers

[HEMOAL69]

This movie owns, so good, it needs a medal, where did you get the clip, i cant find the movie anywhere

[MarSara]

held my camera to the tube

[Mellow0417]

lmao.. I'd rape him! <33

[will210991]

Great clip! and a great film aswell! its so funny when they are learning the dirty tricks of the game lol.

[ShemC]

lol i love that movie

[cagrisaner]

tell him to go back to goal hahaha

[EliteGi]

I loved this part! When you watch the whole movie this part is simly hilarious. :D

[marcowowo]

YEAH GOOD MOVIE,IM LOOKIN FOR IT,ESPECIALLY FOR MY PSP

[MarSara]

its some pirate song, cant put my name on it if you look up the soundrak u should find soem pirate crap

[StormBlasterGShine]

yea captain dread its called.. thanks for the help

[StormBlasterGShine]

yea what is the name of that song?

[Irshsktr1]

dude i love that movie

[gordybingham]

What is the name of the tune

[StormBlasterGShine]

captain dread by dreadzone is the tune

[daddysgirl4444]

Ha ha ha! Thanks for that!

[wwbrules]

somebody put up the whole movie or at least the game scenes

[meanmachinexxx]

one of the absolutely greatest movise ever...

[TheMessenjah]

i own the dvd, i love this movie ;)

[Schizothymic]

Those moves are kick ass!