Ask A Ninja - Question 76 "Ninja vs Crazy People"

[shadicon91]

I see things that aren't there.

I've thought I was an airplane when i was younger (who hasn't?)

I have the stamina to yell at macaroni...but what did the macaroni do to me to make me yell at it?

I move to music that no one else can hear.

Hey! the only reason I know the ceiling in my room is because I have a loft bed and I hit my head on the ceiling tile every morning! Darn you ceiling tile!

That dinner roll tired to choke me while I was eating it. It was me or it.

Darn you Taco!

[pokefan1359]

i assassinated a dinner roll where is my cookie?

[MinerSource]

This the best ask a ninja ever

[98snowwolf]

sometimes i hide crayons in my butt.....

[dnestro1]

0:20-0:30

[Shitbird3249]

So im not supposed to have my own theme song ?

[TheTHEFROPICK]

this is all so true

[rwumbach]

My fave Ask a Ninja ever the best.

[ithaclies]

LMFAO @ 1:29

[blak100]

i´m Crazy ? loving this one ? :D

[williampower108]

i want the intro back!!!  :(

[SupremeFeline]

got it

[AbsentInTheHead]

"Battle a chair named Taco"???????

OMGWTF That's off a story on FanFiction net!!! xD

[NinjaMinkzx]

@AbsentInTheHead Or it was made off of this... this was made almost 2 years ago.

[AbsentInTheHead]

@NinjaMinkzx The story was made 2 years ago. Early september of '09. And the story was Naruto, no less.

[NintenG0D]

note theres a different object on his head every time he talks about crazy people!

lol

[PureIrony47]

To be fair, Paco the chair is a total asshole.

[CrescereXScithe]

Hmm, everything falls off...

[TheBea555]

You look likes unicorn with thy water bottle on your head... Awesome!

[Soradrift]

I count to bunnyrabbit using the ninja system...im not crazy

[Menegroth1]

Are there any jamaican ninjas and what are their specialtys?

[Mastermind8908]

@Menegroth1 Smoking da ganja before rolling it. Playing a steel drum from 40 yards away by throwing bamboo shuriken at it. Throwing knifes at voodoo dolls and making you think you dishonored your clan and kill yourself. Flirt with, buy a drink for, steal and kill you and your girlfriend all with the same huge weapon.

[mrvdub1982]

Don't argue with a crazy person because they with drag you down to there level and beat you with experience !!!!!!

[SuperRootbeer17]

do ninjas go to six flags

[xtremezmoez]

Crazy people have the stamina to argue with a piece of macaroni for years.

[moo6376]

no we dont  mabe

[anthony66363]

Nice video

[GrahamChapman]

Okay, final result: About 70% of the things crazy people do attributes to me... Daymn, I must be a ninja impersonating me!

[esquiloda54]

i still didn't saw the difference DDDDDD:

[ArsonWolf]

ok... after watching this i think i might be a crazy person NARWHALS THEY ARE NARWHALS I HAVE A BIG BAG OF CRABS HERE IM GUNNA PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH OH YES IM GUNNA RUN THRU THE TOWN ON A MARKET DAY PEOPLE GUNNA LOOK AT ME AND SAY I'VE GOT A MOUTH FULL OF CRABS

[khalia1239]

9 people chose Tapioca over Jello

[asylumkeeper1]

I finally learned how to count to bunny rabbit!

[rjriley7]

:30



[TheSatanwarrior]

Do ninjas worship Satan? joyofsatan. org

[rey024]

@TheSatanwarrior hang urself

[unitedporcupines]

Are you lookin' at me dinner roll? Huh!?! Are you feeling lucky!?! I said ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY PUNK!?! ARE YOU!?! THAT'S IT! BRING IT ON DINNER ROLL!!!

[VelikaKladusa4life]

whuhu nani nani hahahahahha

[thedragon9120]

CAN NINJAS CLIMB INTO A PERSONS MIND?

[thedragon9120]

OIDBHN:OWGUFBWE>UGU:OT IM DA NINJA.

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[makroskizhar]

waaaaaa-iiiieeeeeahhhhH! NINJA!

[puma140894]

crazy ppl hide crayons in theyre butt xD roflmao

[inuyashashotty]

*sigh* You are too awesome Ninja to ever be considered crazy. ^_^

[bruin501]

8 crazy people were offended by this. Then pooped out a crayon, ate it, and died.

[ChaosChao83]

1:29-1:32 Oop! Oop! Nani-nani! LALALALALALALAoo! I totally lost it!!! XD LOL

[bluekittysk8er]

XD

[PikachuDude101]

Ninjas wear black and crazy people wear bright orange. Believe IT!

[GriffinBing]

one, eegbla, urp, bunny rabbit

[hobo1996]

7 people have counted to bunny rabbit

[TheLegoFanMan]

xD, SO FUNNY

[Storm13Cloud]

i was laughing so much, when i burped i started choking, must have been the ninja behind me :/

[casualsharpiee]

...i do half that stuff... in my free time.

WOOP WOOP NETTY NETTY LKFH EJ NVYHKJEN HEN JCHN

[Roxas671]

at 1:28 he sounded like a robin williams special XDDD

[Rocker298]

HEY i stick my crayons in my nose thank you very much :3

[thisis345]

1:28 is the greatest thing ever!

[soitcometothis]

crazy people poop and stick crayons in their butts! XD

[only4fuzzy1]

ninjas have the stamina to fight for days and days and days, crazy people have the stamina to argue with a piece of macaroni for a year xD

[KathyHagle]

sooo that is what I am a hidden ninja fronting as a trucker's wife.... LOL the world has expanded for me.

[MostEnvious]

I can count to bunny rabbit using a chair, does that make me a crazy people?

[QueenTigerSpirit]

COOL VIDIEO!!! 

[wererat2000]

ninjas eat the veary souls of their enemies.

crazy people eat books.

[Littlemoon23]

0:49-0:55 xD got it! ^-^

[TheJoetube78]

sweeet, I'm a ninja lol.

[Seventail7]

@KatarTheHedgehog niiiiiiice. :D

[KataraTheHedgehog]

Of course well choose Tapioca before jello its better!!!!!!!!!

And you dont know what Taco's like man. He is an evil chair

[sobemufti]

woop woop nanny nanny lalalallalalalalla!

[MattKixmules]

1:28 

[Guanchen]

@machado231097 lay off the japanese anime for a while dude. It's just random jibberish, not another language.

[RappelzPryocrazy]

i guss there are 7 untrained, non-ninja, STUPID HEADS who disliked this vid...

[NewYorkCity212]

Crazy people can count to "Bunny Rabbit" using made-up numbers........ Classic!

[mystic36k]

That cute cat thing when he took that coin of his head!!!! <333

Crazy people rock! :P

[CatYellowRanger]

@mystic36k

"Got it!" lol

[NekoChanSenpai]

JELLO!!!!!!!!

[RoppFTW]

I would very much like to meet the crazy person he describes. That person sounds like a real fun person to hang out with for a day or two.

[Gamescorer23]

Crazy People study mirrors to try and find a way out!

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

[anchorschmidt]

Who can actually dislike this stuff?

[KrimsinYT]

Everything falls off.

[elwarmachine]

Crazy people think they're on the Price is Right all the time!

[popopopo5445]

btw i have a question. what do ninjas do to people that fake being ninjas?

[Guanchen]

@popopopo5445 they look forward to kill them soon.... unless they apply for ninternship, then they'd be dead anyway along with their close family members.

[popopopo5445]

ok now i wish i went to the bsthroom before i whatched this video.

[Arkimedes999]

LOL crazy ppl have the stamina to argue with macaroni for a year

[MukuCharms]

I loved the dog ears!!!!

[yodellikeamother]

HI-YA!

[Dirtboy101]

They're not crazy. they're mentally halarious.

[Rametesaima]

The chair named Paco. lol

[StDark7]

LOOOOOOOL that was hella hilarious!! xD xD

[duleekim]

hey! that means the only people that can defeat ninjas are crazy people, since they are the only ones who could see ninjas

[cardistryman]

1:28-1:34, my favorite part!!!!!

[SouLEEK]

LMFAO @ "Crazy ppl go howwhowhoha;a;landalb before they pee their pants"!!!

[proddster]

this is my favorite episode ever! NINJA! MAKE MORE EPISIODES!

[robotbeans]

crazy people hide crayons in their butt.

LOL

[ozy22born]

cant stop laughing

[darkgeneral88]

im laughing so hard, i cant breathe!!!!!

[doomgod12]

@darkgeneral88 he is trying to kill you

[proddster]

this is my fave episode. no matter how many times i see it, i still laugh my ass off

[xXdaredevelXx]

woo woo nanni nanni WOLOLOLOLOL ... lolz

[natalie14lovesU]

crazey people assasinate dinner roles

[Justin4tw]

not so good =( earlier > newer

[spitfire0071234]

So you best be careful who you callin loco, esse, or you might find yourself without a cerveza (or a pollo) xD dude thats just perfect.

[spitfire0071234]

CRAZY PEOPLE THROW TANTRUMS AND POOP

[RichieHaas]

ninjas have the stamina to fight furiously for days and days and days...

crazy people have the stamina to argue with a piece of macroni for a year.

[DrQuijano]

I think on this comparison crazy people win out.

[singingstarz]

lol crazy ppl assisinate dinner rolls who look at them... great!

[AskAninja232]

Whats a ninjas favorite candy!?

[foohey1212]

epic.

crazy people stick crayons in their butt LOL

[zeldagamerDX6]

"ninjas train constantly to stay in peak physical form!!"

"crazy people make a conducter's hat out of a ham sandwhich and drive a cafeteria tray around like it's a choo choo train!"

hilarious!!! lol!!!!! XD

[Killbot20]

Crazy people fight chairs named taco

[paulandlily]

I love all the random things on his head!

[saiyaman87]

i have this odd feeling, due to his knowledge on both crazy people and ninjas that he is just a crazy person impersonating a ninja

[FreezeMyLife]

THAT DAMN PIECE OF MACRIGOI!

[surfthetsu]

2:34-2:36 Old school reference ftw!

[duckieluver222]

"Crazy people are great at seeing things that aren't there."

"Crazy people move to music that nobody else can hear."

"Crazy people assasinate dinner rolls who look at them wrong."

^^Best quotes ever. XD

[zeldagamerDX6]

well said. ^-^

[twitchMAC17]

NOOOOO, NOT MY POLLO!!!!

wait, i don't even have a chicken. THE NINJA TOOK MY POLLO BEFORE I EVER EVEN GOT IT, OH SWEET JEEBUS, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[legomaniac225]

@twitchMAC17 classic ninja time warp you DID actully get it but he rewindeded time and killed it before you got it...yah its complicated

[DashOr]

i love what crazy people use to say, that was hilarious

[madisonrulz]

so you better what who you callin' loco essay. crazy people stick crayons in their butt. GOT IT! crazy people practice kissing with toaster ovens(i scared myself in a toaster oven reflection before.)

[zeldagamerDX6]

I'm sure you have before.

[kerryvp]

LMFAO UR THE FREAKIN BEST NINJA I KNOW

[lizbethk1]

YOU KNOW OTHER NINJAS??? :O

[kerryvp]

Lmao yea.. like the 3 standing next to you

[chrisquick123451966]

love the remington steele reference lol

[mrkmoua]

NEVER, Tapioca > Jello any day.

[ProjectZro]

"everything falls off" because ninjas are made of Teflon

[aychra]

Sounds to me that crazy people are pretty cool

[grace749]

hahaha, this is one of my favorites :)

[Fr4gst3rz]

i didnt know ninjas are creatures :O? wtf^^ but still awesome as always

[ANormalGuy]

I can imagine if "Ask A Ninja" goes live and someone ask "Am I a Ninja?"

He would ask "Do you want me to answer that question and kill you?"

Audience say yes.

Then he would say "Refer to webisode 75, Crazy People vs Ninja" xD

[Fr4gst3rz]

76 :P

[Warunho]

75 WTF?!?!?!

[ANormalGuy]

Yeah, the Ninja twisted the 6 and made it a five.

[Warunho]

He did?! That bastard...

[saukrenteng]

Crazy people hide crayons in their . . .

[mooitz]

think they're Remington Steele

[taterbuzz]

Holy crap I couldn't stop laughing! I think this is the best one yet!

[summergiles]

lol

[NintenD00D64]

was that a digivice on your head at 0:44 ....I want it.

[legoflamb]

tapioca is way better than jello. I must be crazy dO.ob

[shuuushii]

hahaha, you always make my day

[zeldagamerDX6]

ya, he's funny.^-^

[TheDorianGrayShow]

sorry but tapioca is better XD

[CaptainWoookie]

Do Ninjas ever take off their masks to eat?

[spongeruss1]

you have to email them

[CrazyTobiProductions]

lol he had a rubber frog on his head from walmart, i see those in the toy section xD

[Spintown7]

Ninjas are smart enough to hide from pirates, while crazy people don't know any better.

[FTSKristy]

lmfao this video kicks ass

[1m2a3t4t5]

THIS EPISODE SHREDS BREAD

[sails1993]

this is my favorite oneee

[Dr34am3r]

This had a great intro!  :D

[oxcherryxoxo]

XD XD

[1m2a3t4t5]

what the hell does XD mean?

disney xtreme?, lol wtf

[OctobreTress]

@1m2a3t4t5  well... xD is an emoticon. like :D or :O. xD is showing that you are laughing really really hard. x is the eyes, D is the mouth :D HURRAY!

[OSBDxNERDFIGHTER]

look at it sideways. it is someone laughing with their eyes squeezed shut.

[deallis1]

X'D

[Fenrakk101]

I actually thought that red thing was a balloon lol

[EnhancedNightmare]

haha me too ^^

[blahggg61]

Nice to see some ask a ninja videos again. :D

[TheWisestWizards]

This video needs to be an hour long.

[L3gacyJace]

@TheWisestWizards I would say a year. But maybe thats cuz i took crazy lessons.

[BlueSeez]

Where is that old intro..?

I actually liked it

[LOL4TehWinz]

whats with the spam of recent videos??

[Dragoneth]

These were better with the advertisements at the end. =[

He's ninja-ing them out without most of youtube knowing! These are old. ;-;

[1catpoop1]

:D!!

[Cougaraphics]

nice

[WalterCwell08]

Hey