I Want To Be A Hulkamaniac

[RunAwayFromObesity]

i mean its a crap song, but good message, you gotta admit

[MrSigeric]

this actually is hulk hogan's song that he released

[JLC31383]

21 people were bodyslammed by the Hulkster!

[shadman118]

I disagree, Macho man's raps were EPIC! Better than Cena.

[FSinWCR]

Always go swimmin' with a buddy.

[tightasnas]

hey its the owen hart theme!!

[PrinzAviator]

I don't know what's worse, his music or his movies.

[DokBanks1]

Hey can you guys see Hulk Hogan's ego? Take some steps back and you might....

[eMJayRecordz]

SWAG.

[WhatsUp200009]

Zedd sent me .

[Raven12516]

Only thing worse than Hogan rapping is Hogan in a speedo.

[muXize]

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing... REAL PROOF HERE PEOPLE!

[afragilesmile]

When was this made? Is this a WCW song?

[shadman118]

@afragilesmile no, this was Hogan's shot at music. It came in an album made by him and Jimmy Hart. It didn't have to do with wrestling at all, except for Hogan.

[gj804]

I'm the punky QB...whoops wrong song.

[Kickedinthehead2112]

i told the dealer if he dont get my drugs im gonna give him a big boot... then a leg drop.. i got shot :/ thanx hulk....

[Hughezy]

Hulk Hogan spoke to me on Facebook 2 days ago.

i'm not joking.

[Damolisher]

What I find most disturbing is the desecration of Owen Hart's theme as backing music.

[JeremyGrave]

@Damolisher wrong way round, this came first.

[VJFranzK]

Thank you for these warnings! ;-) Actually, the song might be %25 better if there were no backup singers. That really overloads the cheese factor.

That said, this would be a great track to play at a hipster dance party ;-)

[avtecher]

But wait he didn't do drugs? He did get called a nigga by Booker T or some shit though.

[iEnjoiPooping]

@avtecher Yeah Hulk Hogan was completely sober except for all the alcohol, muscle relaxers, and steroids. God this song sucks!

[Jackcave1]

cool song not rubbish

[marty34156]

BEST SONG EVER!

[siegeimperial]

aww man, this is disturbing smh

[Konkyz]

Americans......

[KerrDogga]

there's more morality lessions in this song than a speach by mr t

[vikirocks4ever]

Why @twosheds316 did u add this if u dont like it!?

[mcmonkey001]

Don't be a pussy if you're HIV-positive. Try to do drugs each and every day.

[jibbletjangle]

@mcmonkey001 Can you feel the semen, in you butt?

[fapnoob]

Anyone else notice Owen Harts King of Harts theme in the backround at some parts?

[M2J]

It's amazing how this song sounds nothing like Owen Hart's 'King of Hearts' theme.

[DrKnow323]

I remember when i found this cd @ the 99cents store.....i was like YEAH HULK HOGAN !!!! mom buy me this CD please........i was like 8 or 9 yrs old.....im now 23 and i still have it and listen to this heavy tune....hogan rapping.

[robinkom]

Okay, sadly, I own this CD. I did it as a goof, it was a dollar from a dollar store. If we really had to critique the whole album, the song that Linda sang was the best and least cheesy. Aside from the "American Made" WCW entrance theme of his.

[RAV52]

Great workout music to train, pray and eat vitamins to...BROTHER!!!

[316fuckingrules]

wow did he just say if a drug dealer tries to pressure u into buying drugs u should confront him ???? lmfao!!!!

[dlighter4eva]

its kinda catchy

[LandscapeRocker]

This is a whole heap of a lot better than the crap that "cross-over celebs" do today.

[TakumaMimura]

The guy you never heard of I think is Rick Derringer, writer of Hogan's most well known theme "Real American". If I remember my 80's Trivia correctly, he was a really popular rock star at that time. Then in the 90's this is where his career went to die.

[ComaLies225]

a little part of me died....

[freeeekyyy]

When the dealer tries to push on you, just tell him what you're gonna do. (Otherwise, you might end up losing your brain cells and writing a song like this one.)

[paul21mclovin]

this is dave sullivan's theme song from wcw

[stevepillman]

@SickAsItGets go suck ur dad's dick, like everyday thing u do, and dont mess with a a bull u dipshit or you'll get a horns in ur candy ass, u son of a whore mom.

[DefendedHomestand]

Everyone knows that a maniac trains, says their prayers and takes their vitamins. That hard core regimine is the base of any maniac.

[TMF58]

I can't believe I listened to this whole thing

[PanterA1984]

classic.

[Goldenkitten1]

What is all that stupid text doing in a video of the BEST SONG EVER. Moron.

[CottonDot1]

thi video would have been a lot better without all the stupid typing in it , thanks asshole

[Gabagool]

This song was redone as "I Am," AJ styles used it as his entrance theme for a long time.

[thematthewmckenzie]

And they shot Tupac!?!

[Horrorbuff2]

"Always go swimmin' with a buddy! Work real hard and always study!

[TSWilson6250]

This is still better than listening to Justin Beiber.

[Capnsensible80]

LOL at :38 he's doing some kind of hand flourish thing like the Barker's Beauties on the Price is Right, as though he's presenting her crotch to the world, anxiously awaiting its approval.

[Jiggerjinn]

I'm going to make this my new ring tone

[valkata107]

WTF?!?! Thumbs up or down ?!?!?!

[MarianoRyu]

The intro before the lyrics begin... sounds like a blatant ripoff of Owen Hart - "King of Harts" entrance song.

[Frankensnizzle]

Disturbing indeed :(

[puntopower666]

Its driving me mad the first little tune you here is someone elses ring music from that era i just cant think who, its like akeem and slick or no no no i got it... its owen harts theme!!!

[TheBillionDollarboy9]

i am the bigest Hulkamaniac ever HULK will allways RUEL in my eye's no matter what he dose HULKAMANIA 4 EVER what ya gonna do whean HULKAMANIA runs wild on you

[paladin1487]

I remember listening to this when i was a kid!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

[ZombieGadget]

This makes me want to do the hamster dance.

[BooNube]

If what we hear from his daughter is true, he sure had fun with his family's friends...

[Spidysweb]

I remember we found this cassette at a dollar store in 2000. We bought it for 1 dollar, and we definitely got our moneys worth!

[BooperGrandson]

I liked the part where Hulk Hogan was telling us what to do for the better. XP

[BooperGrandson]

Best song ever!

[Rappy0403]

this stopped me from smoking a weed

[slevian34]

(o_o) . . .

[JackBurton999]

Best song ever!

[garymaster42]

I used to run with gangs, but when I listened to this song, it turned my life around for the better.

[gtz1975]

Owen Hart!

[metalmadness00]

Only good part about this song is Owen Hart's Theme (1992-1998)

[kriccistarr]

this is fucking disturbing

[MisterEternal]

don't steroid (AKA "vitamins") count as drugs?

[Capnsensible80]

@MisterEternal

Well they are a controlled substance so I imagine they would, even though you don't get high from em

[RAV52]

Greatest wrestling rap ever. Stop all the hating internet retards. You'll never take the shine off the GOD of professional wrestling/sports entertainment. Train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins too, biatches!!

[kriccistarr]

this is disturbing and the hogans disgust me that whole fucked up family.

[taimak123]

didn't owen hart use this beat?

[alig53]

this shits tight as shit.

[Hazard590]

beach patrol was better

[samisreallyfunny]

it's kinda catchy

[stevepillman]

@samisreallyfunny It's because it's Owen Hart's theme

[mrdobby33]

this is bad

[nesjuggalo]

lol awesome. Hogan's gonna save wrestling bitch!

[thamilkman23]

no freakin way. i thought the macho man rap was funny. this is killin it. hahahahaha

[sniper1515]

$20 says that Brooke has a bigger dick than both Hulk and Nick. I mean, seriously, she has to be a man. You could cut glass with her jaw, and it really looks like she has an Adam's apple. In any case, I sincerely hope that the entire Hogan/Bollea family dies in a horrifically painful, torturous sort of way. These fucktards are the epitome of "white trash," and the world would be a MUCH better place without them.

[jonahbegone]

I like the bass playing.

Geez, this song insinuates itself into your head...

[R00TZSP]

Booker T was right about this nigga.

[wontonslug141821]

i want this god damn song. but it isnt on ITUNES!!!! god dammit im outta luck. lmao.

[MessaIstra]

Google "Dirpy" and you will be set.

[KasperMullen]

get free youtube to MP3 converter

[Hobinator17]

hollywood tour bus-

"ah, and if u look to ur left, u can see hulk hogan and his homosexual friends recording a rap song. now is the time, as instructed before, to put on ur ear muffs. and be sure not 2 look, or your crotch will melt and u will turn to stone"

[shark2332]

this was kevin sullivans wcw theme

[bkstyle82]

His "brother" Dave Evad Sullivan used the theme lol. Evad was dyslexic and simple like a precursor to Eugene.

[Lyricistmc]

This is tight.. better than Jonas brothers.

[josephD32]

E p i c . . . F A I L !

[Critic863]

roflmao

[videogme]

This is what me & my club call "Stroke Music". On the weekends me & family & friends play this song AT FULL BLAST! while pound-fucking small holes we dug in our front lawn.

[dinosaursanwich]

@videogme HELL YEAH DUDE

[BloodyCape2007]

hahah LOVE IT!!!! I bought this cd at the dollar store YEARS ago.. it's a great cd to play to have people be like.. WTF????? or when you're smoking a joint :)

[DinokillerSithlord]

the first time I heard this song it was used in zombie master hulkamania tactic in crocidile map

[TheAnonymousgirl12]

lmao

[AllieRX87]

Obviously someone wrote the lyrics for him. Hogan is definitely no rapper.

[SickAsItGets]

=O this is a song?? this is music?? this is GARBAGE!!

[stevepillman]

@SickAsItGets The beat is Owen Hart's theme u fucking virgin

[SickAsItGets]

@stevepillman virgin? because that made total sense ? why dont you go go suck off hulk's dick if your that protective of his music you cunt

[Cigarrock]

@stevepillman that may be the funniest comment I've ever seen, good job retard.

[stevepillman]

@Cigarrock Thanks i glad making u laugh, dont forget to show that comment to ur mom, she needs to laugh too after i take her teeth off cuz she had to give me a blowjob. retar'DED. ;)

[Cigarrock]

@stevepillman Not that good kind of funny. The kind of funny where you think people who don't know owen harts theme song are virgins.

[Zeeboe]

Maybe if I heard this song when I was 12, I wouldn't have grown up to be a 27-year old virgin with long hair, scruffy face, and a lousy job.

[Sajuro]

@Zeeboe yep you would have knocked up some girl in highschool

[Zeeboe]

@Sajuro - Instead of being ignored by them, or just being looked at with disgust.

I wish I had the balls to kill myself.

[Sajuro]

@Zeeboe Dood, Suicide isn't the answer. It doesn't take balls to kill yourself, it takes balls to live in this crazy world and make the most of each day.

[hoover1103]

i love this song i wanna be a hulkamaniacd and i wana have fun with my family and friends!

[VulGarretty21]

i own this cd lol

[dirtpipedan]

you my friend are very lucky. Do you still live by the hulkamaniac creed?

[VulGarretty21]

Not exactly. But We'll see what happens when TNA runs wild on us, right brother?

[stilox000]

THIS IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER

[FOWStudios]

STICK TO WRESTLING!

[ufcrulez582]

Where do I start:

1) the song is catchy in an annoying way.

2) what a shamless plug for the fututre pastamania "pasta thoughts, and pasta deeds."

3) so the message is to tell kids to tell the drug dealers "I Wanna be a Hulkamaniac;" wtf will that do get them robbed.

4) if anyone thinks this is creepy "Evad" Sullivan came out to this theme sung by children at Haloween Havoc 1994, now thats creepy.

5) and finally, why would anybody be judged for where they hang their hat.

[gtz1975]

Owen Hart music

[Beckyharber]

I was gonna say that Lol. RIP OWEN HART :(.

[Beckyharber]

I was gonna say that,, RIP OWEN HART :(.

[ThrowbackSting]

but yet you took the time upload and post it...probably own the damn CD.

Whats wrong with that?

[sloansr]

Sad thing is that I actually have this whole CD. I won it at the NM state fair in 1995. Still have it. It is fun to sneak in someone's car cd player and see how long it takes before they notice it

[Blackbird253]

LOL

and

IS A LOT TIMES BETTER THAN JOHN NIGGA

[AllieRX87]

This song is so bad, it's funny. lol

[RavenMarx]

*Eye twiches*

Must...

Kill...

[Trex1980]

I wonder how much money it cost to make this movie...

And to make Hogan sound like a douchebag.

[dipchasm]

U complete jerks! this is an awesome song! I wanna be a fuckin hulkamaniac! The whole album is awesome!

[JoshOrtiz88]

What was that a Mr. Nanny head shot?

[TheGuv123]

Hey, that's Seanbaby.

[jhall025]

anyone else notice owen hart's original theme song playing in the background during the verse lol

[Romario20000]

This video is so disturbing it made me berserk arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Anyone with a gun please shoot me!

[garymaster42]

Always go swimming.... with a buddy!!!

[gohnz9]

so cool

[grindmasterflesh1]

from now on I will live by the rules of this sacred song

[dannyc619]

lol hulk in a speedo!!!!!!!

[InfiniteDreamsProjeX]

I wanna commit suicide now.

[demonicpickles]

god this video makes me wish id rather been rick rolled :( TERRIBLE

[H666]

+1 pickles!

[Leafblower29]

I like Waldfield's version more.

[troysson81]

We all do.

[ESWEfounder]

If i was his child i would play this to mkae him mad.......i bet he regrets this

[ReloadPsi]

I prefer waldfield's edit.

[unknownkingdom]

Wow. I'm floored by this guys rhymes. Forget Nas or Tupac, Hulk is the ultimate rapper.

[DrPowerBoy]

pllzzzz post download link

[JamesFFC]

I'd rather eat my anus than be a Hulkamaniac.

[HowIQuitCrack]

his wife was in the band too!!! have you heard beach patrol? kicks ass

[rkohearsvoices]

What? Owen Hart's on his way to the ring?

Oh, wait..

[jfre81]

Wasn't it Dave "Evad" Sullivan who actually came out to the ring in WCW for a little while around 1995?

[imSOridiculous]

is it bad that i kind of generally like this song?

[obxharris]

I got this CD when I bought a PPV, I think in 1995. Man how corny was this CD.

[linusspacehead]

I'd skip the CD over a lake. That's all it's good for. By the way was the PPV SuperBrawl 1995?

[dlb86at]

i use my cd case as a weed plate!!!

[FIXTREME]

I bought this cd at a dollar store LMAO and fucking figures toy was selling it for 7 dollars! its down to 3 now...

[VulGarretty21]

I have the CD lol

[j0hndmcmah0n2]

i want to be a hulkmania

[Wingsofvictory]

AWSOME SONG!

[CaptInfamous]

Dude, why you talkin smack about Macho Man's song? It was glorious. That whole album was solid. I thought it was a Chevey, cuz that bitch was like a rock.

[jarv156]

I wanna fuck my family, and I wanna fuck my friends.

Lol waldfield

[Adu767]

check out Waldfields parody

[mesukarhu]

This video is retarded. This is probably one of the best songs ever made.

[wanderingjew2008]

If Beethoven had heard this he would have given up music right there, on the spot. "You don't need need drugs to move your feet, when the dealer tries to push on you, just tell him what you're gonna do". Divine inspiration? There's no other explanation possible.

[noimnothindu]

dave sullivan rules

[gibbatron667]

LMGDFAO!!!!!!

[ApostateChristian]

Nice abbreviation. lol. ^^

[crackbabee]

Manliest song ever. I used to be a woman before listening to this, now I have a penis.

[wanderingjew2008]

Welcome aboard.

[PedrosProductions]

HAHA

[chevyjeffgordon]

i love this cd

[quepasamenso]

oh god lol this is painful