THE NEW KID

[confusedcarlos]

hahahahahahaha freaking hilarious!

[moriya2k2]

This might have been heartwarming before the recession.

[aexxxon]

it's biscuits sir! BIS-CUITS!!!!

[aexxxon]

If the US was that bad back in the 1980's where senior citizens had to work for $4.25/hr at McDonalds then I shudder to think how much worse it is now.

But he be dead now.

[link000000]

Vote for Ron Paul social security goes away and old people will have to work in McDonalds.

[nando82]

This must have been a recent commercial,looks like he lost his money either in the Madoff ponzi scheme or bad investment (i.e. Enron,Fanny Mae etc ...). Now he has to work at McDonalds ....

[StarTrekkin94]

If it's any consolation, he's dead now.

[Mysterious0Bob]

Ever seen a hamburger that takes a bite outta you?! Hahahahahaha!

[pocketocrisps]

If you want to live to that age, stop eating Mc Donald's.

[PorkchopCupcake]

After serving fifteen years in prison for corporate fraud and a ponzi scheme that left hundreds without their retirement, William was finally able to return to the real world, where he was forced to work Fast food for the remainder of his life. See, not so depressing now is it?

[DeanMartin1231]

Depressing as Fuck!

[Dasyati]

McDonald's used to be so much quieter and better lit. Then they stopped building them on soundstages.

[blackfootkids]

Yo. Fuck a day job.

[mrpockets730]

He's probably dead now LAWLZ

[just2pissyouoff]

This commercial is sad

[blkplaguelmc]

LOL, I've literally tried to explain the epicness of this commercial to people and they never knew what I was talking about. I'm glad everythingsterrible sees the greatness in this.

[SporadicMovementz]

if all you had to go by were the ads from the 80's, you'd think that McDonalds only hired cute chicks, feeble old men and kids with downs syndrome...

[PorkchopCupcake]

@SporadicMovementz

Well, they still hire the kids with downs syndrome.

[Qermaq]

"There's a new kid starting today." "I hope he's cute, or else when I fuck him in the mop closet people will think I'm desperate!"

[VinceCanWin]

This is actually one of most depressing videos I have ever seen.

[beatboxinjonny]

You're a rrrreeeeaaalllllll cutie.

[erniehead]

Why do I feel like this will end like the James Whitmore section from Shawkshank Redemption?

[RottenEggCreations]

Yep, lost my pension, savings, and medicare. So now instead of spending my days relaxing in a retirement home or the dream house by the lake I'm stuck here working minimum wage at age 85. WEEEEE!

[zabukazar]

"Honey, I lost my teeth today in a Happy Meal."

[marquisman]

its called manditory retirement at 65, old man. you are the reason young people cant find jobs. cause the old guys wont retire. its all down hill from here...

[pkhamidar2com]

MC donakds are fucktarded

[Clay3613]

You people with your bullshit stories amuse the hell outta m.

[UncutTruimph]

To be close to the end of you're days and being forced to work some shit job for peanuts to cover the cost of heating for the winter. Fucking hate this ad!

[CgPallaeon]

The reality of it all is that this man will work the night shift and be yelled at by some drunken whore while his frail wife sits at home staring at the framed picture of him on the mantle wondering "will he make it home today? Will he get punched again?" The old man comes home, the lights are off. She speaks to the darkness, "did you get punched today, William?" A sigh comes from the old man. "Not today Margaret...but...maybe tomorrrow." They get into bed and turn on Matlock, "Maybe tomorrow."

[Lemonjelllo]

@CgPallaeon That was... The greatest YouTube comment ever conceived...

[confusedcarlos]

@CgPallaeon lol best comment ever dude

[RoboJules]

A corporation taking advantage of an old man who probably lost his life savings to sub prime mortgages - it's so heartwarming.

[Athen239]

This is really sweet

[tpaladino]

Awww this is a nice commercial. I actually remember when it came out, I was like 10.