Ask Ninja
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  • i love ask a ninja videos

    noahn1999 10 months ago

  • Dolphins taste really good tho...

    Hologue 5 years ago

  • well i think that if every user went thru there vids and deleted all of the chain letters on a regular basis...then it would stop...

    im gonna post a vid about it maby...

    ~Alie~

    aliebear 5 years ago

  • I wonder how people killed ninja's before Chris Rock was born...? Any theories???

    Suprahampton 5 years ago

  • i would assume only other ninjas killed ninjas until then. the formula for regular folks like us didn't arrive until Chris Rock was born. Chris Rock is the death of ninjas!!!

    RyaVids 3 years ago

  • yarr i haaaaaaave ai problem oh sier my half pirate half ninja what shall me do??

    theoroc 5 years ago

  • OMG!!! i friggin love ask a ninja LMFAO!!!! my new fave question answering thing... ^-^'

    chain letters should b whiped off the face off the earth!!!

    ~Alie~

    aliebear 5 years ago

  • well, atleast that katulatu thing stopped. That should be written down in history because the rest of youtube stoppped the evil chains.

    helisto 5 years ago

  • if you are or have read this comment then you are cursed for life. You will have a terrible life and never get married (if you are already married you will get divorced). Only way to undo this curse is if you comment 5 videos with this exact message

    OniLinkPower22 5 years ago

  • fuckyou asshole - Ninja rules, Chain Letters Are gay.

    Okanehira 5 years ago

  • well sorry...i love Ask a ninja anyway...

    OniLinkPower22 5 years ago

  • We all love the ninja, but the chain letters have got to go.

    Okanehira 5 years ago

  • We all love the Ninja, but the chain letters have got to go.

    Okanehira 5 years ago

  • yea, i'll stop

    OniLinkPower22 5 years ago

  • You kill all the wolves and you get a whole crap load of bunnies...haha hysterical

    jaeowyn21 5 years ago

  • Ax a pirate is better =/

    Darknessfall1 5 years ago

  • LOL

    steelgod 5 years ago

  • LOL that was so funny!

    DStroyU 5 years ago

  • And By Bunnies i mean Stupid pepole :D hahah

    wootaboy1 5 years ago

  • Ghost mediums with nice boobs.. XD

    casl11 5 years ago

  • hahaha...the end was the best

    SwtMsT 5 years ago

  • rudandy! :P

    DoodleSpank 5 years ago

  • circle of death!ahhahahah this was hilarious!

    BillieJoesDarkAngel 5 years ago

  • listen to me ninja! its the circle of death! LMAO

    carlosliming 5 years ago

  • JOHN COUGAR MELANCAMP lolzzz

    pwnage333 5 years ago

  • then... you need to kidnap chris rock... and what do i have to do with the goats in the blender?? roflol!!! XD

    peekabooo13 5 years ago

  • ninjas are an important part of the ecobiodethosphere... fukin' lol...

    peekabooo13 5 years ago

  • HES INSANE!!!

    Darkman1233 5 years ago

  • eco..bio...death-o-sphere.... Hahaha, this guy is funy as hell

    arsenalstan 5 years ago

  • killing a ninja is really very simple, first you -censored- and then what you do is -censored- and then after you put the lasers in the box you -censored-

    asuka9nagatomi 5 years ago

  • well done sir....LOL!

    Krazydago2005 5 years ago

  • ...

    Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

    AdrenalineAndLove 5 years ago

  • lmao!!

    luciferschosen 5 years ago

  • ha,,haha,..HAHA hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....f­ukn XCELLENT comedy. made my fukn DAY..dam i luv ninjas.

    ChabaCream 5 years ago

  • the circle of death. lol

    leftyspal 5 years ago

  • rotfl!!!!

    gledalka 5 years ago

  • thats the best

    bioflip101 5 years ago

  • HAHA kinetiscope??? paint the pigeons??? where does he come up with this shit?? LOL Jenifer Aniston, I respect your hair too... not really

    danzigg08 5 years ago

  • i died from laughing... I happen to be a ninja...

    TheGreekmind 5 years ago

  • WOW!!! this one was REALLY good!!!

    sharkhead7854 5 years ago

  • why am i just hearing about this now? i tried to kill a ninja last week and it didn't turn out that well...i mean, i got the job done but had i have known about the goats(i had only one...burn on me) it would have been easier. thanks for the info...albeit late.

    EliBOMSDlO 5 years ago

  • Put all the goats in a blender! LMFAO.

    SuchATragedy1 5 years ago

  • Yes this one is the best!! was it goats in a blender?

    extremeNash 5 years ago

  • OMG...the ending REALLY scared me! *Hides in closet for the rest of life*

    JWaterbender 5 years ago

  • lol eco bio deathosphere

    xXapplepuddingXx 5 years ago

  • Me too- nearly wet my pants. Why doesn't YouTube have an Ask a Ninja Day? Or... do I need to go ask the Ninja...?

    Greatshorts 5 years ago

  • have to be on your toes at a ninja funeral!

    hahahahah funny shit god I laugh myself to tears!

    womannutter 5 years ago

  • ROFL CIRCLE OF DEATH.

    Casifer 5 years ago

  • hahahahahahahahaha

    HELLNINJA1 5 years ago

  • cool! i kinda never get tired of watching this guy!!! lol, loved the ending :p keep it up!

    kristreyes 5 years ago

  • I know I wasent the only person to put this togeather, but there the part when he says to kidnap Chris Rock, and the part after that says "And put it all in a blender." So Are you putting Chris Rock in a blender!? 0_0

    ArcKatalRath 5 years ago

  • No he said "and put the goats in the blender" or something like that

    SuperKnuckles7 5 years ago

  • And by bunnies, I mean stupid people!

    <33

    LastxFatalxWish 5 years ago

  • hahahahahahhaa its great xDDDDD

    FredericXVII 5 years ago

  • i love this guy so much if you havn't watched his other ones DO IT!

    futuredirector34 5 years ago

  • then they slice the widows head of

    thegurem 5 years ago

  • "Eco-Bio-Deathosphere"? Nice!!

    historytch2b 5 years ago

  • He's funnier than smosh!

    GunsZilla1 5 years ago

  • .. this excludes the best way to kill a ninja: Introduce him to George W. Bush jr.

    italis 5 years ago

  • DUDE!!!!

    HoldinCoffee 5 years ago

  • WTF???? Man! this is the best wisdom fountain in the world! These are the funniest videos i've ever seen!

    Good luck with the killing lol

    showmust 5 years ago

  • Welcome to our world:How may we help you?

    shutigal 5 years ago

  • I love him *_*

    hisashivalentine 5 years ago

  • MY GOD NINJAS RAWK!!!!

    screamxtillxithurts 5 years ago

  • Weee ninja style

    SorenTalen 5 years ago

  • OMG :DDD I wanna be a ninja :DD

    Jadzirobejus 5 years ago

  • lol you look forward to killing me soon...wha?

    Felexferret 5 years ago

  • killing ninjas is just wrong

    eric712 5 years ago

  • Circle of death. xD

    UnworthyVagina 5 years ago

  • ROFL....Death-o-sphere....Very Lion King

    AndrosTRB 5 years ago

  • i tried all that stuff it doesnt work

    xjonin 5 years ago

  • ninjas are an important part of the biosphere

    eden133 5 years ago

  • i now feel confidnet i can kill a ninja as long as i can get my hands on a pidgeon... its only a matter of time...

    stupidfathobbits 5 years ago

  • L4L

    kesis 5 years ago

  • ROFL @ chris rock in a blender , we arent finished yet LOL

    stephen8907 5 years ago

  • if all the wolves dies your gonna have a lot or bunnie and by bunnies i mean stupid people ! ROFL !!!!!!!

    tennischump 5 years ago

  • they slice the widows head xD

    kairie11 5 years ago

  • This is the first one of these I've seen that is actually funny.

    arson55 5 years ago

  • ecobiodeathoSPHERE

    adjj56 5 years ago

  • they slice the widow's head off with a triangle???? =)))))) a hell of a lol

    InLoveWith238 5 years ago

  • "Ninja's are an important part of the eco-bio-deatho-sphere. it's very lion king." Funny as hell, watch em all!!!

    leeballington 5 years ago

  • i love the little Lion King at the end

    "the circle , the circle of death"

    rain360 5 years ago

  • a ninja funeral is horrible they use tons of bag pipes and play some thing by something by jonny matthews the grab a black flag and fold it very tart in to a percise triangle and slice the windows head off and kill evreay one in the ninjas family u got to be on ur toes lol lamo

    funnyxninja 5 years ago

  • Randy,A Ninja and a Minja(ninja Midget) Looks foward to Killing you and Wacking you with the Arms that they ripped off you Very Soon!

    Gaurdian1 5 years ago

  • and than make sure the pigeons are throughly painted....i may have said too much

    NiCk0FTW 5 years ago

  • John Cougar Mellencamp!!! AHHHH ^^

    horrorstone 5 years ago

  • then all of it goes in a blender xDD

    paintupurple 5 years ago

  • Randy you suck!! lol

    NIN4me 5 years ago

  • paint all the pigeons...hahahahahaha!

    Vinc90 5 years ago

  • Yeah Randy - shut up! You are rude!

    PreciousJoe 5 years ago

  • this is end, i don´t get it

    Vinc90 5 years ago

  • Ninja is my new idol.

    Shame79 5 years ago

  • That was hilarious!

    DN2 5 years ago

  • i like the theme song. lol.

    maximumownage 5 years ago

  • the ecos-bios-deathos shpere.lol

    NIN4me 5 years ago

  • kidnap chris rock lmao

    mike4388 5 years ago

  • ninja funeral... everybody wears black! ahahahh!

    lilpimpinoy 5 years ago

  • circle of death lol!!!

    inuyashalover1986 5 years ago

  • "Randy is rude." What the HELL is with the lion king bit at the end?

    Hilarious as usual though.

    Tawnycus 5 years ago

  • ROLF @ the lion king part at the end!

    Lazarius 5 years ago

  • lolol eco..bio..deathosphere

    stupidmofo 5 years ago

  • john cougar mellencamp????? hilarious

    imprintstudios 5 years ago

  • ROFL DIS GUY IS SOOOOO FUNNY

    mike4388 5 years ago

  • you are awesome!

    i got the pidgeons painted and now?

    Jeansi 5 years ago

  • "I've said it

    Randy is rude"

    lmao

    michaelstakes 5 years ago

  • You're genious, man!

    Deathwinter 5 years ago

  • i agree... is very terible to kill a ninja..hahahahahaha

    cutie4jesus 5 years ago

  • Thankyou for your question, look foward to killing me soon...wah?!

    ninjakitty8 5 years ago

  • lol, biodeathosphere...

    sfdjknsdkj 5 years ago

  • auhuahuahuahuahua my good

    lol

    love the circle of death part and the deathosphere XD

    ricardo4ever 5 years ago

  • this ninjas deadliest weapon must be his humour..it is slaying me

    Calledfwych 5 years ago

  • hahaha, you've got it in one!

    *dies laughing*

    Babizzle 5 years ago

  • then put put all the goats in a blender.. haha!!! this is soo funny!!!!!

    littlegambler 5 years ago

  • To kill a ninja, all you have to do is-*Censored!*

    And then once that's done-*Censored!*

    Gelatinous lazer that fills up the box *Censored!*

    And then you need to kidnap Chris Rock!

    *dies laughing*

    Goatmon 5 years ago

  • LOL circle of death? Hilarious!

    Ardith50 5 years ago

  • hahahaha!! the circle of death! haha the bio deathosphere hahahah funny stuff

    mu5icfreak 5 years ago

  • LOL

    put all the goats in a blender

    Chldrnofbodm 5 years ago

  • As long as you have thoroughly painted the pigeons ..

    hahahah :D

    SeikoHarlequin 5 years ago

  • love that re-enactment of the lion king at the end!!

    "listen to me ninja... its the circle of dead..."

    XD

    DenshaOtoko731 5 years ago

  • ha ha ha ha

    lookme 5 years ago

  • Oh ninja, too funny XD

    ardoramor 5 years ago

  • this is too funny ;D *LoL*

    Kampy187 5 years ago

  • Hahahahahhaha *Randy is rude, rude Randy, rude Andy*

    Ravincal 5 years ago

  • "Well I am ninja, he is ninja, she is ninja too. I am ninja, we are ninja and I believe that you are ninja too." xD best song ever!!!

    guardianofyourfeet 5 years ago

  • death o shpere???

    PNB4life 5 years ago

  • HAH! Awesome.

    Alluringshadows 5 years ago

  • hahahahahahahahahaha fucking funny.

    Caos36 5 years ago

  • "after you make sure you have thouroly painted the pigeon"

    dimcoin 5 years ago

  • THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!

    halloweddrow 6 years ago

  • Class...just...class

    Koldun 6 years ago

  • Lol

    Tenshi237 6 years ago

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