Aerosvit stewardesses explain the emergency landing

[UncleCossack]

Aerosvit bouthg a lot of other coumpanies and nowadays they are bigger then KLM. So, looking forward to see many flights in Kyiv and from Kyiv to any other country around the world :)

[BOBAH4iK]

@UncleCossack Bigger than KLM ? It is hard to believe, but KLM is the other shitty company... But at least they have B747, and their own airports... Aersovit does not have

[UncleCossack]

@BOBAH4iK

by fleet size, not by owning airports

[BOBAH4iK]

@UncleCossack Yes.. 7 months ago Aerosvit had only 5 of 767's .. and I do not think they have 747 ... What about KLM ?

[UncleCossack]

@BOBAH4iK

I don't care about 747? why do you need them?

they have ordered a lot of aircrafts which they need to wait for several years.

During the summer they have got one or 3 767. as far as I know they have 7-8 now and some orders they are waiting for

[BOBAH4iK]

@UncleCossack "they have ordered" and "need to wait for several years" means they DO NOT have them now... In the future maybe ... :-)) hehehe ... 767: 5 in the winter, and 1 (or 3) this summer means they have 6 or 9 of 767!! Hurrah!!! They biggest airline in the world with 6 of 767... And I saw those - they are 20 years old ......

[UncleCossack]

@BOBAH4iK

they are not biggest in the world, relax.

just fleet size.

just statistics, nothing more, nothing less.

[BOBAH4iK]

@UncleCossack Yes - Aerosvit maybe is the biggest airline in Ukraine. Their total fleet is 26 aircrafts... Fro comparison, North Korean Air Koryo has 41 aircraft! :-)

[UncleCossack]

@BOBAH4iK

Aerosvit is part and lead company in Ukrainian group which consist of: Aerosvit, Dniproavia, Donbass aero, Wind Rose, Sky Ways and two other Scandinavian companies.

New aircrafts which Donbass aero ordered are painted in Aerosvit colors. Looks like they are going to merge companies.

Total amount of aircraft in this group is about 100 at the moment, and about 30 aircrafts ordered.

[avaxtakaka]

@UncleCossack Who cares about the planes? Just have the

blondes get rid of their uniforms and start wearing bikinis!

[UncleCossack]

@avaxtakaka

then it's cheaper to go to strip club then but airplane tickets :)

[avaxtakaka]

@UncleCossack Why not have the blonde stewardesses

give lap dances in Business Class? And massages? I'd

move to Ukraine if this was to happen.

[UncleCossack]

@avaxtakaka

I hope, we will not have you as a sex tourist. sit at home, man

[BOBAH4iK]

@UncleCossack what;s wrong with sex tourism? It brings cash into the country and increase GDP :-)

[avaxtakaka]

@BOBAH4iK Hooray for "sex tourism"! Men have the money,

Ukraine has the blondes! Sounds like a "done deal" to me!

[BOBAH4iK]

@avaxtakaka It would be difficult to disagree with you. Foreign investment for the economy is always good. Hopefully it will compensate the negative trading saldo.

[BOBAH4iK]

@avaxtakaka you can move to Ukraine now and join the Political Party "FEMEN" ..... :-)))) Next time I am there - I will definately apply for membership too ! and I would like to be their regional representative in the USA

[BOBAH4iK]

@UncleCossack Supposedly, there are many of those clubs in ukriane.. But one can watch free striptease almost every month.. The "political party" called FEMEN enjoys exhibiting their tits.... When is their next "protest" ?

[BOBAH4iK]

@avaxtakaka That's a good point! It would be nice to see bikini in Aerosvit colors and design

[avaxtakaka]

@BOBAH4iK If I ran Aerosvit, there would be a LOT of changes!

The girls would work naked, and passengers in Business Class

would be permitted to take the stewardesses back to their hotel.

[BOBAH4iK]

@UncleCossack Yeh... KLM, AirFrance, Delta, Aeroflot etc... are all memebers of SkyTeam.. Following your logic - Aeroflot is the Global Airline... flying between any two points on the globe (except those two where Aerosvit flies)....

[avaxtakaka]

@BOBAH4iK Have you ever flown internationally on Aerosvit?

The Business Class ticket prices are VERY cheap. I'm trying

to get some first-hand data before I book a flight.

[BOBAH4iK]

@avaxtakaka Yes, I flew... even twice on the business class... I think it is cheaper to do upgrades at the check-in desk...

[BOBAH4iK]

@UncleCossack Nothing works on the airplanes: Основанием для забастовки стало невыполнение компанией в полном объеме обязательства устранить неисправности электрического и буфетно-кухонного оборудования на всех воздушных судах; невыполнение в полном объеме обязательства по обеспечению температурного режима на бортах самолетов

[karkkipussi1000]

Yebetse!

[underpantswedgy]

then suddenly..she tells you to stop filming her. Bitch!

[underpantswedgy]

@ 0:45 The flight steward is like looking at the camera and thinking, " yeah, i am a sexy bitch, flim me all you like"

[BOBAH4iK]

@underpantswedgy I even though she is going to rip her uniform off, demonstrating a lucky escape from the drowning aircraft ...

[BigJohnTheEmperor]

Yop tivo mot!

[Protozzz]

@BigJohnTheEmperor hahaha i get what you wanted to say :)

[avaxtakaka]

Here is the translation: "If we crash, everybody's ass

is toast. So, have a few glasses of Ukrainian vodka

and relax!".

[avaxtakaka]

This video would be a lot better if the stewardesses

were naked. Safety instructions? Who cares? Ukrain-

ian girls, by the way, are GORGEOUS!

[IgOrEcK24]

look at the passengers at the right there like WHATEVER LETS JUST FLY

[BOBAH4iK]

@IgOrEcK24 Yeah! exactly. Who cares about the safety instructions.We came here to fly

[IgOrEcK24]

@BOBAH4iK lol

[AlexanderYK76]

Great Vid! :-) She was a little bit nervous. So what does she said to you? You ended your vid something to early! ;-)

[BOBAH4iK]

She said I have to switch off my camera and can not film her....

[TarasikTelesik]

Знімав людину без її дозволу та ще й виклав ролик у неті! От же ж папараця етакій!!

А дівчинка гарна!))

[BOBAH4iK]

У бізнес класі мкні все дозволено !! Я її потім весь час то за коньяком то за міні-телевізором то за ще якимись дрібничками ганяв... Їжа не сподобалася - то сказав нехай млинці принесе... Потім знову коньяк...

[SenseAll]

Mini TV's in Aerosvit? Hmm. So what heppened after she stopped you? You derailed her from her presentation. Haha.

[BOBAH4iK]

exactly

uhaha

[TarasikTelesik]

Знімати людину без її дозволу не можна!

А що там з їжею не так? просто несмачна, чи неякісна?

[BOBAH4iK]

Food in business class is much better than in economy class. And there is a choice !!!!

[SenseAll]

But they really have mini TV's in Business Class? In Aerosvit?

[BOBAH4iK]

yes the do have a small portable TV. But unfortunately all films there are boring ...

[SenseAll]

That's to be expected. Btw, where were you travelling to? I assume Toronto/ New York?

[BOBAH4iK]

Kyiv

[SenseAll]

Opposite to what I thought.