How to Live Longer

[Ashly178]

One quetion, But what if you don't drink -.-?

[Onlinegggirl]

well u lost me at better diet

[CrazyCraftable]

what if you are a hobo or orphan (thumbs up if you agree or want to crack up now0

[DexterEvilGenius]

Step 1: catch some smurfs

Step 2: make soup out of them

Step 3: eat the soup

optional: add some smurf berries to the soup

Did you know the Smurfs cartoon was made by communists and was banned in some countries

[halloikbenXD]

bananaguy ??

[TheMrME1]

Step 1: Avoid dying

Step 2: ???

Profit.

[lover4you16]

I really laughed when the dude drop his ice cream. lol

[95tornadoes]

ya know the grinch should be dead by now

[95tornadoes]

good diet? Exersising? Geting along with mom? I lost you at those

[Xloi63]

good relationship with my mom? Im an orphan!

[gr4ndhustle]

wow i can't believe they didn't include sex in that list..

[Rafas225]

and the most important QUIT SMOKING 

[IcedCoffee81]

Who cares. Whether you're slender, obese, healthy, unhealthy, or 50, 80, or 120, when it's your time to go, then you have to go, period!

[gr4ndhustle]

@IcedCoffee81 you missed the whole point of the video lmao

[cupcakethedog]

dang it now I want in n out...

[MultiRump]

last comment

[5tristanvm]

hahahaa wtf :)

[appletontheapple]

if loling is to give u a longer life i guesss im gunna live for eva thumbs up if u r the same

[kydismundy]

Im a vegatarien and im only 11 i have been doing this for years and want to keep it up does that mean i will die early? I wont eat meat because i dont like the thought of what it is! :( :-(

[MrYoshidude100]

0:38 love how u used the nes controller

[Kawesome2]

Well.. I'm going to die.

[ShallShaLilcookies]

Okay, is this normal? I think about "sex" 24/7!!

[lavacamoo32]

Step 1: Pray to god (:

optional: make a deal with the devil >:)

[BAM123419]

I love the last scene when the guy didn't fade out anymore :)

[L0ve4Cookies]

I'm the guy in plaid....

[Danisfail]

What if my moms dead? am i fucked?

[NolanMac1995]

how dare you downplay in and out in the beginning.

[Anythingwilldo0000]

Hi! I am trying Polyphasic Sleep and recording all my results, and how I'm feeling. I am specifically doing the Dymaxion Sleep Schedule(2hours a day) which is every 6 hours, you sleep for 30minutes. I discuss tips that I have found out from experience that can make the experience way easier to accomplish! Sorry if you call this spam, I thought that if your watching Polyphasic Sleep videos on youtube, you might want to read about my experience as well. I feel great!

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[screwriod]

step1:stop eating mcdonald,EAT VEGETABLES MEAT FISH FRUITS AND FEWER FATS AND SUGAR step2:exercise

[TheMarblegirl101]

omg is that gordon freeman???????

[Sabbelvis]

So I should marry my mom?

[KRterrorKR123]

FUCK fruits and veg, pizzas and junk food FTW

[2paclove2]

LIve longer i dont want to,i found out that latley even if you are rich and have everything you want,you will still suffer in this creul world,so i am waiting to die and be judged and that that.

[electricrainbow275]

so I can't play with my cat?

[ghostl337]

Anyone else notice the bug on the wall at 0:36 ? xD

[SoulGarry]

whats the fucking point all of us will die anyway

[xweert711]

1:01 who get's that excited on a board game like that?

1:30 who laughs that hard when someone drops their ice-cream?...Pf...Pfff..... PHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[MitchZer0II]

This made me depressed.

Oh shit, my left hand! It's gone, I'm fading away, good bye world!

[victormorenoortega]

this is exactly like spongebob and squidward lol

[alishaliggett]

You should probably mention that with the drinking thing, the researchers found it beneficial under conditions of A: that it was wine B: benefits those of middle-age and older and C: only if it was kept to one glass or less of the alcohol a day.

[nirrch]

lol NES

[grantland469]

Is it bad that I do the exact opposite of EVERYTHING in this video?

[tinycrown8]

i was tol dto never drink

[Scalifs]

How to live longer

1. Not die

[conoman316]

he can go invisible!

[AhmedFromKSA]

i dont do anything he saied to do ...

[ortomy]

muslims never drink so do they die quick.

[screwriod]

and what if ur mom and ur dad died?

[screwriod]

in n outs are still bad even though when u eat it

[UberGamer1030]

nah, i wanna die in a violent blaze of glory! :D

[Roboyoyo]

1:30 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU

[kouroshborhani]

every hour of exercisizing increses your lifetime by 2 hours. what if ive been excersizing for 4 hours everyday?

[TheAmelie918]

He. Is. Eating. In&Outs!!!!!!!<3333

[Esstan2010]

0:37 nes who plays that anymore

[Esstan2010]

i know how a better way load up a 44 magnum and fire it at your head!

[Smilies85]

0:35 anybody else see the bug on the wall?

[wyattbutler87]

My moms been dead since I was young.... guess I'm screwed, or maybe that harvard study is BS!

[LittleKiller16]

Who else sees the fly in the back at 0:35? Lmao

[beaufindley]

why would you listen to italians about how much you should drink?

[xKiNGxCoDxCoBRAx360]

GOD NO aw im gone see ya hmm

[josajhandyt18]

lol in and out burger ha

[billtheitaliankid12]

yh forgive people and you wont get a stroke thanks christians

[MayDayWatson5]

Banana Jesus seems like such an amazing guy.

[MrMatutatu]

but what if i will get in a car accident?.

[ComputerTech500]

so that means 12 hours of exercise adds a day to my life

[skate619]

i lol'd @ ice cream

[screwriod]

step1:drink hella water step2:eat healthy foods step3:excersise every day step4:handle stress step5:laughstep6:have a good relationship with ur mom step7:90 years later.......... u follow the step congrats:)

[screwriod]

im confused about foods i want to eat meat mash potatoes and some brocilis

[Ipaolaelgaard]

How about my dad??

[yamicazanova]

Metallica : "TO LIVE IS TO DIE "

[stickmanpwner64]

For once its an NES and not a over used x-box 360!

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

good relation ship with your mom are you kidding buh bye im exiting this vid

[MissNatapink]

How to live longer.

Do what Fry did and freeze yourself,so you can see the wonders of the future,and you'll still be young.

[seanfenrir]

@MissNatapink And have a robot best friend :D

[chadsenters00]

how would any of these people in this video know how to live longer there not old yet? lol just sayin

[strongbutmighty]

1:39 CALL THAT NUMBER

[adamtried]

I am scared over the fact that he still owns an nintendo even though this was uploaded 2009

[hungry4TocoBell]

from all this i know im gun diw when im 15 XD

[sTapleEVA]

my mom was abusive -_-

[BlackMermaid100]

Awwwwww that doggie died... :(

[12strawberrylover]

I wouldn't be happy too if my ice cream fell to the ground

[Phineasx33]

if you laugh everyday you can die -.-

[anticorncob6]

Okay all the time I think of something funny, even something that happened 5 years ago, and I start giggling and it's hard to stop. If it boosts my immune system, why do I get a cold every 4 months and each one lasts for one month?

Excersising doesn't make me stronger. When I was in 2nd grade I was outside running all the time and everyone else sat and played video games and now I get straight lasts on ever trackmeet. :( I think smart people live longer though, and I'm on honor roll. :)

[jobronoyoall1]

CHUCK NORRIS' BROTHER!!!

[MasterOfMonopoly]

0:39 Nes!

[MayaCrowley]

a good relationship with your mom?!?!?! C'MON SHE DIES BEFORE YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!

[iiTzUrBoYii]

I dont recall the slaves outliving kings if you get what am saying

[WeaselCrow]

Correction... Meant to say

" do your best to be a loving person" ..

But yeah... To be a living person is important too.

:D

[WeaselCrow]

Wow.. Liked the video.

Seems a lot of people posting has issues with their mom. Well... I say sometimes... Ya just need to forgive your mom, but having a close and loving relationship with mom, isnt always posible. Just do your best to be a living person!!

:)

[ERICAD1313]

@HockHooper i feel terrible 4 u

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[destroymatrixraptor]

what if i died from a car accident

[WinterPeppermintz]

i thought chocolate made you live longer

[JesusPaid4You]

The mother one confounds me since mothers sometimes die, and 91% is quite a significant number. Man, I just stay close to God- and that's all I need.

[ACchacha]

haha there was a bug crawling on the wall at 0:35

[Hockhooper]

sadly my doctor said i cant live longer he said i have a sickness and might die

[macrespawnlover87]

how to live longer... have a good relationship with my mother??? Uhm...... my mother is not a ninja:p

[TwilightWolf285]

@macrespawnlover87 No, but figure this: she brought you into this world, she can take you out. That's what I always do XD

[MrJayFd]

IM CLOSE TO EVERYONE'S MOTHER xD

[koji9495]

this reminds me....i wanna play my NES now....here i come nostalgia

[TehKittehMunstr]

LMAO those men cant die, they have beards .

[tf2peter]

NOOO I DIE ERLY :(

[MsDreamscape]

live BETTER, not LONGER. stupid howcast.

[iwuvcats455]

1:30 made me laugh

[SuperHeywhatsup7]

Get out there and move..?! My ass!

Moving your thumbs and having spaz attacks when you beat a high score on ur video game IS MOVING!!!

Faggot

[princedarkus1]

i cant drink, im 12

[johnsnake71]

@princedarkus1 Only people up to 13 can be on YouTube.

[Rikigals]

how do i love my mom wen shes dead :(

[TheDeejay01]

These instructions don't work. I died yesterday.

[adamtried]

@TheDeejay01 *Didn't. From the, Grammar Nazi Overlord.

[jjovereats]

@TheDeejay01 Um, since you made that comment after the time you said you died, you can not have died.

[ChaosExodus]

@jjovereats OH MY GOOD GOD, I BELIEVE HE DEDUCED IT WATSON!

[alienwere999]

@TheDeejay01 lolololololol XD

[SKlegomovies]

@TheDeejay01 if you died YESTERDAY then how are you talking now?

[greenorange75]

@SKlegomovies From heaven, I guess.

[SKlegomovies]

@greenorange75 Say wha?Then what will happen IF there was no computers or something in heaven?HUH HUH?

[greenorange75]

@SKlegomovies ...

[bendingsnake]

the other guy looks like he is having way more fun so would you like to live linger then all your friend are dead these studies sound so fake

[Keo1oh1]

Thank you. I will now live longer. Thus paying more taxes.

[girlfriend655]

omg im afraid i dont love my mom and i dont forgive her help me please im just a wittle girl and i fucking hate my mother

[peluso4oso]

In-N-Out burgers! The best of the west, I have to say!

[rerundadog]

1:32 That ice cream killed him! YOU MOTHER FUCKER

[danielkirk1]

@rerundadog lol

[jaredwtfpwn]

Hey he's christian

[Sarezh998]

Step 1:

Lots of sex!!

Did you know that sex is good for your health?

[jordanberrydream]

i tried this and it doesn't work!

[FuneralKid360]

@jordanberrydream well your not dead yet. be posi-core and then maybe it'll work.

[jordanberrydream]

@FuneralKid360 it was a joke.

[Zeldagigafan90210]

you will also need anti-oxidants. and never forgive a repeat offender, if was was just a one-time occurrence or a freak accident, you can't just hate them because of that on event.

[MYChemicalLyrics]

i wanna call 2145579778 and see what his mom says

[jaredwtfpwn]

@MYChemicalLyrics what did she say??? LOL

[MYChemicalLyrics]

@jaredwtfpwn i didnt call yet, but wen i do i might film it n put up a video lol

[EmeliaD]

OMG! It's the Banana Jesus guy! Watch the 7 unexpected ways to use banana peels video by Howcast and you'll know what I mean.

[Sylvester7099]

Some people die when they are 70 or over no seriously because of bad health

[JesusofSuBurbia1001]

ok all the tips are good except the one where you laugh at your friend. thats just cruel

[Lindsaypoi]

i forgive alot and laugh alot yes im going live 2 b 200 wait the wrld will end in 2012 crap

[3ndtheworld]

In n out is good :)

[lilguy49]

1:32 that guys a jerk

[groovyninja]

ha ha while i was watching this i was eating movie popcorn and when they said put down the burger and fries i put my popcorn down

[hobbit11156]

that guys my homey.

NESforever!!!!!

[NicolasP200]

the dude playing video games is moving more than the dude weightlifting

[ExtrodinaryK]

Step 10: If all else fails, use the reminder of your life to find the Fountain of Youth.

[000haker]

i gotta tell my parents to get some beer :D wooo hooooo!!!!!!

[4rgp]

i dont wanna get old...so..yeah

[madammanga]

I haz that skull mug LOL

[misscindykaren]

during step one there's a nasty bug on the wall

[fear569173]

@misscindykaren did not notice that

[NicolasP200]

@misscindykaren its a small spider, how the hell is that nasty?

[brutaka359]

Oh crap! I ate a burger and fries alot of times in my life! Will I also disapear like that guy??? I'm scared!!

[TDOTEMPIRE]

people over 100+ are a growing population IN THE US?! the most obesite country in the world.. how?

[pico090494]

Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!

[ellieeeeeeeeeeeeeeex]

It's Banana Jesus!!

[11moii]

@ellieeeeeeeeeeeeeeex Hhahha, It is!!

[KevMzz]

Actual How to: You'll Need: Some Cats Shavers Cat's claw Cat poop and Ability to Cook ==Optional== Scissors Cat sperm >Danger> At own your risk Step 1> Cut your cat's fur. Boil it and eat the fur, and drink the water Step 2> Eat a cat claw. Don't buy on the capsule, take it from your cat, and eat it. Step 3> Take your cat, kill it, and cook it, and eat it. Step 4> Take cat poop, and eat it as the dessert Step 5> If needed, drink your cat sperm Howcast

[11moii]

@KevMzz ...

Thats creepy

[KevMzz]

@11moii Lol....

[11moii]

@KevMzz And i'ma vegetarian. Ovo actually. So sorry! :P

[TDOTEMPIRE]

@KevMzz gross much?

[KevMzz]

@TDOTEMPIRE i think so...

[xZibeGx]

So if i workout all the time 24/7 for 100 years i will live another 200 years? WOHOO!

[okke1337]

@xZibeGx Nope..You´ll starve after some days...=/

[xZibeGx]

@okke1337 Ofcourse i will eat... are u retarded?

[jafacake09]

i'm watching this, sitting on my computer chair eating a packet of crisps.

[noregrets92]

lol, guys ice cream falls off its cone = death,

also, if every 1hr of exercise you do gives you 2hrs extra to live, then if you exercised at every possible moment, then technically you could achieve immortatlity, because you would have an extra 2 hrs to exercise, which would give you 4 hrs , then if you exercised during those 4 hrs it would get you 8hrs... then 16... then 35 then 70! my god what have we stumbled upon here!?

[KingMalleo225]

@noregrets92 ahahahah lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Proskater648]

"Get a drink everyday!" Lol Drunk Driving much?

[picklesloveslight]

smoke .. sounds wierd but the oldest people in the world are mostly smokers. Very few are not. Also, populations in the world with the most smokers, often tend to live longer. haha .... might be the genes though.

Don't take it out on me. Not my fault, just stating the facts.

[noregrets92]

@picklesloveslight

"Happy birthday Grampa, 104 today! what's your secret?"

"I SMOKE LIKE A FUCKING CHIMNEY MAH BOY!!!"

[eclipsedammit]

@picklesloveslight That's most likely due to the fact that the oldest people in the world grew up in a time where everybody smoked...

[snaphow]

I like this video about #health a lot....

- Debajyoti Das

[aznkpride2005]

IN-N-OUT!

[attacklax666]

Inn N Out FTW!

[vampiregt600]

How to live longer? Dont go in war

[MrTHEBULLLET]

@vampiregt600 war is cool in vidio games

[GHotSauceAnd1]

did anyone see the bug crawling on the wall on 0:34?

[aliasghardata]

Great Video

carry on Howcast

[griffinspear]

no wonder why that guy disappeared, he was playing with a game console that was made 20 years ago, real impressive

[love1437777]

atleast play rhe Xbox 360 or PS3

[androsky91]

I agree, if i can't stand living in the same house as my mom then how is being cool with her 24/7 going to make me live longer.

[blupikachu1]

getting along with mom? yea right. in ur dreams howcast, get real.